On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

Before we arrived at the detective agency, we first picked up a Dazai Osamu drifting along the Tsurumi River.

Zhong also fished him out and threw him to me.

I stared hesitantly at him lying on the lawn, drenched all over, "Are you... Dazai?"

He looked up at me and smiled, but his eyes were empty.

……

"He's not." Zhong Ye said lightly.

Well, I see it too.

"Oh... this little dwarf has a good relationship with that guy. Ms. Aoki didn't even recognize it...you can tell the difference?"

Osamu Dazai sighed, and lazily turned over, allowing himself to bask in the sun evenly from front to back.

Zhong also wasn't angry, just glanced at him, and said in a cool tone, "The disgusting man's method is quite 'Dazai', but that is a live fish, this is a dead fish."

Osamu Dazai was a little surprised, and slightly lowered his head to look at Chuya who was indeed showing no sign of anger.

……

I think the atmosphere is so weird...

"Don't look at it, don't look at it! It's all the same face. If you like it, go and see Mr. Zhongyuan's." I pushed his arm and urged him to stand up.

Osamu Dazai: ...

"Miss Aoki, you really..."

Anyway, Osamu Dazai was pushed up by me, and walked towards the detective agency with us.

"Can the new commune member transform into a tiger? Doesn't he look very strong?"

I was a little sad to see this Dazai Ji Sangsang.He doesn't even belong to Oda...it doesn't look like he mentioned Sakaguchi, maybe it's a bad relationship...

"No..." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then smiled at me, "I think you will like him."

"Really?" I originally said this just to divert his attention, but now I'm looking forward to it.

"His personality...seems a bit like Yu." Zhong also recalled a lot, and said to me like this.

Ah... so it's Min K's kid?But cute and hardworking.

I suddenly remembered that Osamu Dazai was beside me, so I tugged at the corner of Chuya's clothes and gave him a wink.Although Zhongye's eyes were a little puzzled, he cooperatively stopped talking.

"Did our Dazai over there tell you about his plan or something?" I asked this Dazai.

"Yes. Of course."

"After all, you need the help of a detective agency!"

I'm a little Kicked.

The detective agency is really good!You see, I fell into another world by accident, the port mafia wanted to eat me, and the detective agency was very willing to help me... Although I have the face of being rich, but it’s okay for me to fight against the port mafia, everyone He took care of my mood and state very intimately.

A true conscience enterprise!

"Mr. Dazai?"

We met this white-haired boy who looked about [-] years old downstairs at the detective agency. He was walking out with a bag on his back and a desolate expression on his face.

Accidentally ran into us, he looked at the three of us blankly, and hesitantly greeted Osamu Dazai.

"Ah! Atsushi!" Osamu Dazai stared at him silently for a moment, and then suddenly became enthusiastic from a state of mourning and silence.

"Miss Aoki! This is the little tiger of our detective agency~ called Atsushi Nakajima." Osamu Dazai introduced me actively, his tone sounded like he was showing off.

"Hello?" Seeing that Osamu Dazai didn't mean to introduce me, I took the initiative to say hello, and looked at this weak boy curiously.

Although his physique is very thin, his "weakness" is different from Tanizaki's K sense.

Tanizaki has that kind of soft temperament, as if he doesn't care about anything.This one in front of him has a pretty pretty face...except for the weird bangs...his "weakness" is conveyed from his cowardly evasive demeanor and bent back.

K feels that if he can straighten his spine and put on a confident smile, he will be a very eye-catching boy!

But... With his sallow and emaciated appearance, no matter how you look at it, there is a reason for his "cowardly" character.

"You, hello." He saw me staring straight at him, and looked away shyly.

"Hello! My name is Aoki Akira, and I am a client of the Armed Detective Agency. Ah... I am also a nominal member of the agency."

He looked at me curiously again.

"So I can't be considered your senior."

"Because I was targeted by the port mafia before, so I found an armed detective agency to help me solve the problem."

"At that time, due to some necessity, I was registered in the detective agency. Now your seniors have settled all the problems for me! So my membership status is basically offline."

I looked at him with a smile, but he suddenly widened his eyes and froze after listening.

"Huh?? What?"

I was confused: "What? What I said... Is there any ambiguity?"

"No, it's not... I mean..."

He stammered and stopped, staring at me strangely.

No, his overall temperament and thin body are indeed a bit similar to You Kjue... But although You doesn't like to talk, he doesn't stutter either!

I kind of feel sorry for the kid.

"Let's go up." Osamu Dazai interrupted him suddenly.

The child named Dun seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and his expression fell down.His eyes were avoiding, but his mouth was still resisting: "Mr. Dazai, you, you go up first, I...I have something to do..."

Before he finished speaking, he was shocked to find that the busy scene of the detective agency had turned into a scene in front of him.

"This???"

I'm sorry, little tiger, you're so hesitant to speak, I'm really anxious to hear it.

"Where is Dunjun going? I can take you there directly." I smiled and looked at the stunned white-haired boy, "Look! My ability is very convenient."

He looked even more confused: "Is this, Miss Aoki's superpower? It's amazing!"

His curious eyes turned to Chuya who was behind me again, but Chuya was pulling his face tensely at this moment, and didn't pay attention to his gaze.

"Dazai, you're back?!" Kunikida looked at Osamu Dazai who opened the door and walked in with a face of shock, wondering why this master fisherman suddenly had a conscience, and then he noticed that he had been standing in the room at some point Me and Dun.

And... Chuya who was blocked by the two of us_(:з」∠)_

Following Kunikida's howling voice, everyone in the room turned their heads and looked this way.

But without exception, they all looked at Chuya, the shortest... shortest (no, no... I didn't mean that...) among us.

Looks different.

I stretched out my hand to hold Chuya who looked unnatural, and pulled him out from behind with a smile.

"Hey! This is my husband! Nakahara Chuya."

The detective agency fell abruptly into a strange silence—but strangely, without embarrassment.

"Pfft—" Yu Xie Ye was the first to laugh out loud, "Ah—this one looks...comparable to that one..."

I tried my best to wink at Xie Ye: Don't be so cute when you say it! ! ! !he does not like! ! !

Yosano gave me a meaningful look, and stopped talking.

In the silent office, Luanbu squeaked and turned the chair that was facing the floor-to-ceiling windows around, and opened his green cat eyes wide with a chocolate bar in his mouth.

half an hour...

"Hmm...for Aoki's sake, let's call this Mr. Hat Mr. Nakaya."

I smiled at him: "Thank you, Mr. Ranpo."

At this time, my heart: ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !I understand I understand! !Ranbu doesn't hate Chuya! ! ! ! ! !

Zhong also seemed to have overcome the awkwardness in his heart, and sighed lightly.Raising his hand to take off his hat, his cobalt blue eyes looked at Ranpo gently: "Thank you for helping me take care of Zhao."

Dun, who was confused by the situation, looked around: Confused.jpg

……

"boom--"

The powerful firework impact mixed with the flames shattered the door of the detective agency, and rushed in all the way.

I was startled, and raised my hand to place the space wall, which blocked the ensuing gun|forest|bullet|rain.

"Dun Jun?" I looked at this regretful young man suddenly curled up on the ground trembling with horror in his eyes.

He turned a deaf ear to my calling.

It seems that his problem is more serious than I thought.

……

I retroactively returned the gate of the detective agency to a complete state, and used a space wall to block off the gunmen who didn't know where they came from.

Kunikida was very happy directly on the face in a rare way: "It's great that Ms. Aoki is back now! This will solve the big trouble of the detective agency!!"

I burst out laughing.

The first time Kunikida saw me restore the destroyed things in the office with backflow, the way he looked at me was like looking at the savior.

Now the scene repeats itself.

I teased Kunikida: "Mr. Kunikida is so stingy, obviously I just paid a large commission!"

Kunikida was a little embarrassed, but quickly pushed his glasses seriously, stared at me and replied sternly: "It's not about money, Miss Aoki. Fighting damages equipment and buildings, which will increase unnecessary work for members and affect our work. Normal work is progressing, and the plan will be completely disrupted! And I am sorry to disturb the neighbors!"

The attackers, who were completely enraged by our laughing and laughing like no one else, yelled and yelled as if they had been humiliated!

"People of the detective agency, stop doing unnecessary death struggles! Hand over Renhu and let you go!"

The gunfire stopped immediately.

This voice is quite nice, it's a girl.

But it's so fierce!

"Renhu? Are you talking about you?" I stared at Atsushi Nakajima, who was trembling, "She's so vicious... an ex-girlfriend?"

Atsushi Nakajima stared straight at me.

The shouting outside the door also stopped abruptly.

The little tiger seemed to have regained his senses, and shook his head crazily at me: "Miss Aoki, your guess is too scary! That's someone from the port mafia!!"

Then he muttered something to himself in a low voice, and I could only hear a few words like "that's amazing".

Ah... problem children are so hard to communicate with.

But his complexion is indeed much better now, obviously as if he was relieved to have a safe K.

Um?What did he just say?Port Mafia? ?

I had a bad pre-K.

hope not...

"Rashomon——!!!"

Why are you everywhere? ! ? !Don't you even need to get off work? !

My space is like tofu in front of the black beast that can cut everything, and it was split in half by him at once.The ferocious black beast attacked me directly.

Atsushi Nakajima's complexion quickly turned pale, and his pupils dilated as he watched the approaching Rashomon.

"The solo bard!"

At the same time, I was grabbed by the waist by a force and dragged over.

——It was Chuya who was leaning against the wall and keeping his head down and fiddled with his mobile phone so as not to get involved in our fight.

Tanizaki sighed, and walked out silently, releasing Miyuki silently.

……

"Did it become Akutagawa?" Nakaya held my waist with his left hand and raised his eyes to glance at the black beast with its teeth and claws, and continued to lower his eyes and quickly operate the phone with his right hand.

"What are you looking at?" I leaned over and hooked my head to look at the screen of his phone.

"Information on the structure of the cruise ship and the white whale. Dazai is collecting information inside." Nakaya tilted the screen of his phone towards me, "We'll go get it tonight."

"Tonight?" I was a little surprised, but it made sense after thinking about it.

After all, the other party arrogantly regarded himself as a hunter and regarded us as prey.If the "prey" took the initiative to strike in the middle of the night before they even made a move, it would definitely catch them off guard.

"The mafia is really used to working the night shift." I looked melancholy and sadly at Chuya's thoughtful eyes.

As his family member, I really hate their habit of going out to fight in the middle of the night!Inexplicably, I slept until midnight and found that the bed next to me was empty!Ah!

Nakaya looked at me awake, put away his phone and rubbed my face with his paws.With a smile on his face, he said, "But if we don't save people tonight, Dazai will play himself to death."

I:…………

No wonder I didn't see him today.

So that's how the information came from...

"Why haven't they finished fighting yet?" Zhong also looked at the battlefield by the door with some boredom and sighed.

……

"Eh? Where's Osamu Dazai here?" I looked around strangely, "Didn't you just come back with us?"

Zhong Ye scoffed, his eyes were extremely disdainful: "I knew Akutagawa was coming, so I just avoided it."

I sighed: "It seems that sending Akutagawa here last time didn't improve their relationship..."

"No..." Nakaya looked at me complicatedly, "Dazai ran to the group's cruise ship so many days in advance because he was afraid of being blocked by Akutagawa."

"After you threw Akutagawa over the day before yesterday, he... tsk... I really can't understand what is going on in the mind of this guy who is chasing Dazai crazily."

Zhong Ye's tone was a little disgusted.

There's no way, Chuya has nothing to do with him, that is, Akutagawa can't beat Chuya, so he accepts Chuya's control.

However, after Dazai defected, Akutagawa has never been able to find anyone, and accidentally discovered that I, who had just woken up, seemed to have a connection with Dazai... That really poked a hornet's nest.

The Akutagawa repeater pops up by my side unexpectedly every day——

"Please tell me where Mr. Dazai is!"

At that time, I was weak and sick, and Akutagawa's inhuman operation of harassing the patient quickly succeeded in angering Chuya, and he beat him several times before he stopped...

……

"Since Akutagawa discovered Osamu Dazai became two the day before yesterday, he has been trying to pester one of Osamu Dazai to return to the Port Mafia as a cadre... It was Osamu Dazai who complained to me, saying that it was all your fault."

Chuuya's expression... is indescribable.

Me: Blank.jpg

Also, can it still be like this?

Sit in a row and share fruit?

As expected of you, the overkill chef.

……

…………

and many more……

I seem to have caught something in my mind just now...

"Zhong Ye Zhong Ye!"

I figured it out!

I eagerly turned around and grabbed Chuya's arm: "Did you just say that you changed people or something?"

"Isn't Akutagawa supposed to be the one who came to catch the tiger? So how does this 'original' compare with it? Have you found out the recent action plan of Hong Kong|Black?"

Nakaya was caught by my question, looked at me blankly and replied: "No... because the arrest of people and tigers has also happened in our place. I don't know who came to attack the detective agency, but Akutagawa was doing it at the time. For other tasks, it must not be him."

I'm discouraged... Am I thinking too much?

but……

"You guessed right."

The sound of chaotic steps came happily and high-spirited amidst the sound of gunfire.

He put the glass bead in front of his eyes, and looked at me and Chuya through it.

"We're negotiating with the Port Mafia again."

He dropped the beads casually and made a conclusion.

I:…………

Shit, I'd rather hear you tell me I guessed wrong.

After all, I even thought about who the candidate for the negotiation would be :)