On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

Zhao sauce is too much...

[Osamu Dazai] let go of Akutagawa's arm, refused to support the ferocious lop-eared rabbit that was frozen in place, and pushed him towards the salted fish on the sofa: "Hey, yours."

Then quickly rushed out the door.

Osamu Dazai, who is about to be forced to work, expressed his dissatisfaction with Aoki Akira.

Stuck in the sofa, he struggled and turned over, and buried his head in the sofa cushion in an evasive way, his eyes became dim.

**

I believe that the local Dazai Osamu is having a cordial and friendly meeting with Akutagawa-kun at this moment.

Well, the extra Dazai is considered an extra head.

After all, the two camps are different, and the last time they met was for negotiation, and it must have been not very pleasant.Now they have a chance to chat!

I am so caring.

I just hope Akutagawa-kun will be kinder next time he sees me.

……

"What are you thinking about?" Zhong also opened the door, and saw that I was nestled in the sofa and lost in thought, completely ignoring him, a little curious.

"I'm thinking about the attitude of the detective agency... the attitude towards the crow organization." I muttered to myself.

I always feel as if something has been overlooked by me.

Zhong Ye chuckled when he heard the words: "You finally noticed."

I:?

Zhong Ye walked over with the cold wind on his body, and when he sat down next to me, I pushed him away in disgust: "It's so cold, so cold! Did you get out of the refrigerator?"

Tsk, it feels so cold to touch it!I quickly took it back and changed the pedals for the pedals!

He must have flown up again, his physique like a small stove is not afraid of the cold, really enviable.

Chuya, who was like a weight, would push the sofa down every time he sat on the sofa, and I was forced to fall to him by the falling sofa.So I unilaterally decided that he suddenly sat down next to me because he had malicious intentions to trick me into throwing himself into his arms.

As a result, when I told him this for the first time, his cobalt blue eyes looked at me quite incomprehensibly and sincerely: "Is it a lie to ask you to throw yourself into my arms? Didn't you just open your arms and get in by yourself?" ?”

I:? ? ? ?

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Nonsense man!Am I so unreserved? ?

At this moment, he was as cold as a popsicle, I quickly moved to the other side of the sofa, and tried to push him away.

He glanced at me disdainfully, grabbed my ankle and dragged me back.

He pushed me into the open coat before I complained loudly and refused his cold coat.

The icy temperature seems to be only attached to the outer surface of the coat, perhaps because Zhong Ye has exercised a lot, the inside of the coat is still warm.

I swallowed back the words that scolded him, and rubbed against his neck.

Well, it's warm.

It's him who brought me here, it's not that I'm being unreserved.

……

"The Armed Detective Agency doesn't want to target the Crow Organization." Chuya closed his coat and wrapped me in it.

"Let's not talk about the position of the Detective Agency, which doesn't control this organization—the Crow Organization has always been very measured and will not be an enemy of a dangerous organization that it is not sure to swallow."

"And the members of the Crow Organization are not a group of exiled robbers who only do business without money. They are an organized and large-scale gang with a much larger occupation than the Port Mafia... Well, but compared to the Port Mafia , they are illegal."

"The Armed Detective Agency has a streamlined staff and is indeed capable of breaking through all the attacks imposed on it by the other party, but the pitifully small detective agency is actually not capable of taking over this organization at all."

"There are not only a few candidates who can take over..." Zhong also smiled, his expression a little arrogant.

"The military and police must really want to get a piece of the action, but obviously the Tokyo police will not give up the fat and credit. The military and police in Yokohama are overstepping their authority to deal with these things. If they don't get the benefits, of course they don't want to let the good detective agency do it for others. Bai Gong."

"In addition to the government, the various mafia can share some benefits. The armed detective agency has worked hard to recruit a bunch of killers who are madly revengeful, and bring down the crow organization. Then what? Let the port mafia eat meat? "

In fact, halfway through what Zhongya said, I actually realized it.

I hung my head on his neck and lay still, feeling a little discouraged...

I always feel that Luanbu is omnipotent, so I don't think about the question "whether he can do it or not".

Thinking about it now, the ostrich mentality seems to have penetrated into every aspect of my daily life.

Not only is I habitually avoiding bad possibilities when I face problems, but I am also used to throwing all the brainwork to them when there are people around me who can rely on them.

The thoughts in my head are often the first sentence that starts with "Anyway, there is Luanbu, anyway, there is Dazai, anyway, there is Zhongye, anyway, the detective agency will not ignore it, anyway, the port mafia has to work, anyway, this It is the scope of the responsibility of the Supernatural Secret Service Division..."

……

As a person, I have no complaints or regrets about the physical hardships, and I dodge the mental sufferings.

Just like a fake hardworking student, he would rather just copy the text until the early hours of the morning, rather than do troublesome mind maps and planners that require active thinking.

Even though I know exactly which will work in the long run.

But at this time, you only need to complain to others—you see, I copied texts until the early morning, my hands were swollen from writing, and I didn’t sleep for a few hours—how can you blame me for not working hard?

After all, I have worked so hard.

But in fact, even I, who likes to lie the most, know that in the past ten years or so, if I can face it bravely and positively in my heart, I will suffer a lot of going with the flow... In fact, I don't have to suffer at all.

In fact, it is much more difficult to take the initiative to think and change than to suffer passively...

…………

"It's decided!" I poked my head out of Chuya's coat, "Leave the work to Conan! I won't care about it from now on!"

"Anyway, he is the person involved, and he is very familiar with the Tokyo police, so he is from the Tokyo school!"

I seem to understand the meaning of chaotic steps a little bit.

Because of the existence of the Yokohama military police, the detective agency has a clear stand, and it is not suitable to actively communicate with the Tokyo police.But Luanbu has known about the crow organization for a long time, and obviously there are some origins in it.

He wants me, an uncontrolled existence, to act as a middleman.And this matter can't be taken care of by Butei, at most it's an auxiliary position.

It's just that the degree of participation still needs to be considered carefully.

……

I crawled out of my arms, hugged my computer and started to search for information about Kudo Shinichi and Mori Kogoro.

"What do you want for lunch?" Nakaya stood up from the sofa and looked at me.

"Are you hungry now? Otherwise, go out and eat." I found a website specially built for him by Kudo Shinichi's fans, and quickly flipped through it. "I'm going to find that Conan showdown in the afternoon. Are you going?"

Zhong also fell silent, not knowing what he was thinking about.

Speaking of which, he has been preparing for our return home, and I have not cared about anything so far except for asking a few questions.

"Do you need me to do anything here?" I stuck my head out from the computer and stared at Chuya, "Don't do everything by yourself, I'm sure I can do something."

He regained his senses, and raised the corners of his lips towards me: "Of course. But you don't need to do anything for now, and you will be needed later."

I made an ok gesture and continued to look at the computer: "Waiting for Master Zhongye to call."

……

The email notification sounded at this moment.

It's from Kunikida-san.

I clicked on the email and read it carefully, covered my face and still couldn't hold back a smug laugh.

"Chuya, it looks like I'm about to win the round!"

***

"Maori Detective Agency."

I looked up at this somewhat familiar scene, and read out the signboard word by word.

In fact, the decorations and signboards with letters on the glass are very common. The Mori family... If I hadn't seen the pictures in the cartoons before and consciously compared them, I wouldn't think there was anything special about them.

There is still a big difference between two-dimensional paintings and three-dimensional three-dimensional scenes.

"There is also a coffee shop here. Is there a romantic combination between a coffee shop and a detective agency... Chuya, shall we have something to eat first? I'll go upstairs and call Conan down." I pushed away the Poirot Cafe The door, "Later we..."

A gentle female voice sounded at the same time as the wind chime when the door was pushed open.

But it was certainly not because of her that I stopped suddenly.

I caught off guard and had a face-to-face meeting with everyone in the Detective Boys, including Conan.

The moment Conan and I looked at each other, our eyes lit up for a moment, and then it seemed that something had become complicated.When he noticed Chuya behind me, his expression became... I don't know whether to say it was frightened or stiffened.

Oops... I haven't had time to warn him...

If he dares to say "what do you mean when you meet me", I will definitely kill him before Zhongya kills me :)

After I was stiff for a second, I realized it. Fortunately, these children are also here, and Conan will not rush to ask me these things.

"Ah! It's my sister who was at the amusement park yesterday!" The little girl named Ayumi recognized me first.

I greeted them with a smile: "What a coincidence, do you live nearby?"

"Yes!" The freckled boy named Mitsuhiko looked very positive, "Sister, do you live nearby too? We don't seem to have seen you before, are you new here?"

"No, I live in Yokohama. Mihua came here today because I have something to do."

If it wasn't for looking for Conan, I would never have stepped into Mi Hua!absolute!

"Hey——" the little boy looked a little disappointed, "Well, no wonder it's the sister I met in Yokohama..."

"It's such a rare fate, may I treat you to eat?" I started to coax the child.

"Okay, okay!" Now the most positive person is this chubby Yuantai.The other two looked a little shy and embarrassed, but their eyes were obviously bright.

Seriously, they are much better behaved and easier to deal with than those of the Oda family, who are really... mafia seedlings!

"Then you just order, you're welcome! I'll pay together later."

While talking, I sat down at the table next to me, listening to the cheers and thanks from the children, I glanced at Hui Yuan Ai, who turned his face to the inside and refused to look over, feeling a little speechless... I just caught it You once!I'll let you go right away!He even asked me to coax you!

"Zhao, do you want to eat pasta? Or a sandwich?" Zhong also flipped through the menu and only ordered a cup of Americano coffee for himself.

I took the menu and flipped through it, secretly sighing in my heart that business is not easy to do now.

——The coffee shops that were agreed upon, turned out to sell everything one by one!

Then... pasta, sandwiches, curry rice, fruit pizza... Well, a cup of hazelnut coffee.

I ordered from the little girl in the clerk.

Conan, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke up: "Did Miss Aoki help Mr. Zhongyuan order?"

It seems that Conan has discovered that Zhong also seems to feel different from the last time we met.

Zhong also looked at Conan and raised his eyebrows, then lowered his head and tapped his mobile phone, without asking why he recognized him.

Tsk, fortunately I explained the last case to him.

"Ah, because I want to eat everything every time, but I can't finish it, so he can only eat it for me~"

Hee hee hee, these children who were happily digging their heads into ordering all paused, their expressions became strange.

——Don’t doubt it, I’m just showing my love to you kids, hahahaha.

Conan drooped his eyelids and stared at me, who was in a bad mood, speechlessly.

I stared at Conan with a smile: "Did Conan-kun not have a good rest recently? The dark circles under your eyes are so heavy at a young age."

He was taken aback for a moment, and his expression immediately became indescribable, looking at my eyes with accusation in anger.It seems that it is finally confirmed-this woman is definitely the reason!meaning!of! ! !

Hui Yuanai suddenly turned her head.

She stole a glance at Nakaya and me and then lowered her head towards the table, but finally she stopped avoiding us from the wall.

……

"Human tiger appeared." Chuya said suddenly.

The voice sounded quite happy.

"What is a human tiger?" I picked up the hazelnut coffee I just brought up, stirred it, and sipped the spoon.It tastes so sweet.

"A boy with the ability to transform into a tiger," Nakaya finally replied, put away his phone and looked up at me, "He is a new member of Butei."

!

Are there any new members?

Not bad, I always feel that there are too few Butei people, and sometimes the clerks have to write reports for the investigators.

There are two more people recently, and it finally looks a little bit better.

Maybe in a few more years, Yokohama will really be the best!Don't be so low-key!

Well, although now it looks like an armed mafia→_→

"Renhu appeared, and the American 'combination' is coming to Yokohama soon."

Zhong also seemed to be remembering something, and when he was out of emotion, he suddenly looked at me tenderly, his cobalt blue eyes shone with fragments of light under the white light in the room.

He gently stroked the back of my head with his hand.

My face turned red... I glanced left and right, not daring to look at other people's reactions.

What are you doing!There are children watching!

The wind chime rang again.

"I'm back! Miss Zi has worked hard for you! Change me next."

"Mr. Amuro!"

Very familiar voice.

I looked up...

Oh grass, what a familiar face.

The blond-haired, dark-skinned young man felt a little puzzled when he saw the damn expression on my face, and felt a sense of crisis in his heart at the same time.But on the face, he just looked at me a few more times, then smiled and nodded and went into the kitchen.

"Chuya..." I hooked Chuya's hand on the table hesitantly, "Are we thinking too strongly about the crow organization?"

"This Bourbon has a code name...Does he still have to work to make money?"

Nakaya intersected with Amuro's perspective line behind the cooking counter for a moment.

"It should be because the two identities are not visible, so other identities are needed."

I put a spoonful of coffee into my mouth, guessing enthusiastically.

"Then do you think Gin will be a model?"

"His golden hair seems to be quite long and pretty! Like Rapunzel!"

"No, he has silver hair..." Zhong also smiled, "But he's a model...he can't help but kill the photographers who keep making demands on him."

I thought about that scene, and couldn't help laughing so hard that the flowers were trembling.

Suddenly aware of movement beside me, I turned my head to meet the eyes of Toru Amuro who was standing next to me at some point.

"..."

"Your sandwich, guest."

I shrank back into the leather chair in horror.

His expression is so scary...

It feels colder than Chuya's coat that just came home today...

"Crack-"

I turned to look at the source of the sound.

Chuya's coffee cup was crushed into several pieces by his hands, and it was trembling miserably on the table.

"Hand slipped."

Chuya didn't even say "sorry" perfunctorily.

His eyes were like a corner of solid ice protruding from the blue sea, looking directly at Toru Amuro, full of cold warning.