On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

Just when I was so excited that I almost wanted to jump up and follow, two bullets suddenly hit the wall of my space.

Immediately afterwards, a few loud shouts at me, sirens and intensive footsteps came one after another.

I was so annoyed that I wanted to punch myself, but I felt like I couldn't make a better choice.

During the day, the space wall can't cover it at all, so it's not suitable for me to sneak in for reconnaissance.But according to the habits of Hong Kong|Black, it can be inferred that most of the "decision-making" is carried out during the day. For example, today I happened to meet this fake "Mrs. Xiuzi" to meet their boss;

At night, the space can be integrated into the night, but it is also the "execution" time of dark tasks. It is difficult for me to meet such a valuable meeting.And if it's important people meeting, there is a high probability that it will be in a brightly lit room, and my abilities still have nothing to do...

I can't help feeling a little disgusted that this ability is not powerful enough.

——Space-Time Clock: If you think so, I feel aggrieved :)

I came back disheartened, having died before leaving school, and found that there was still no one in the room.But the note was gone, and there was still a small bowl of soy milk on the table.

The soy milk was still warm.

After I finished drinking in twos and threes, I changed my clothes and went out to find someone.

As a result, there was a surprise when I went out - I found out that I was also being approached by a girl at home :)

Probably on the way back to the room.The morning sun fell on his ochre-red hair and condensed milk-colored bathrobe, and the bright contrasting colors were quite eye-catching.The fineness of the muscles of the limbs under the yukata, at first glance, looks like the type that looks thinner when undressed.

As he turned his head to face the sunlight, his cobalt blue eyes were clear and beautiful under the strong light source, and they were a little more youthful than when he was infected by dark desires at night.

No...the point is off.Why did I start to covet his beauty again...

Look at girls, look at girls!

Two girls with flushed cheeks were pushing each other towards Nakaya. The one who was pushed to the front had long light golden hair and orange pupils. She was tall and slender, quite beautiful.

snort!

It’s not as good-looking as our chuuya, but you just want our chuuya to be beautiful!shallow!

Although I really want to listen to their conversation, it's a pity that I'm a little far away.The girl speaks in a soft voice as soon as she sees it, and it can't be heard here.

Zhong didn't know what to reply, the girl's face was obviously lost, and the girl behind who looked at them with great interest was also very disappointed.

They said thank you - this mouth shape is still easy to understand, turned and left.

……

"What are you stunned for?" Zhong also snapped his fingers in front of me.

"Oh, I was thinking about what you just said." I returned to my senses.

Chu also glanced at my expression, seeing that I didn't seem unhappy, dragged me back to the room and found me a new bathrobe.

"She asked me if she could invite me to participate in the afternoon activities here. She lacked a partner and could have dinner together after the end. I said no, but the unagi rice here is delicious. My wife likes it very much. You can also try it. "

I reached out to take the new bathrobe, and couldn't help feeling: "Chuya is so gentle..."

Zhong also didn't care about this episode: "How is it? Did you find anything? The clothes are still covered with dust and leaves."

I was a little unhappy when I thought about it, and complained while taking off my dirty bathrobe: "I was discovered. During the day, I can't hide people with my supernatural ability. I don't even know where I will be taken!"

"But I seem to have touched the opponent's lair!" I was very excited when I thought of this, and the movements of putting on clothes became vigorous, "Maybe I can go straight to Huanglong and take them directly!"

"I'm going to borrow Tanizaki from the detective agency!"

"Do you want me to accompany you?"

"No, I can do it alone. And you have something to do, too."

***

"Mr. Ranpo!" I greeted loudly, and happily pushed open the door of the detective agency.

"Good afternoon!" ×2.

Luanbu's grunting response was almost completely overwhelmed by these two hearty voices.

I:?

Two Dazai appeared in my line of sight.

Me: Cardiac Arrest.jpg

The hand pushing the door trembled slightly—it must be the wrong way for me to open it.

The movement of trying to close the door was interrupted by a slaughter, and I immediately judged that it was our slaughter.

really.

"Ha! Zhao sauce is so ruthless... last time I was thrown to the mountain alone, and let me stay with a curse spirit. This time I will close the door first..."

Osamu Dazai sadly pulled the aria and complained tremblingly, the water in his eyes was crumbling like a melted Daifuku.The whole person was so weak that he almost couldn't hold the door.

And suddenly pointed at my nose and bawled——

"Women are indeed ruthless creatures! I have worked so hard to help you at the risk of being crushed by time and space, and that's what you did to me! That's it! That's it!"

I was forced to retreat by his questioning, until I evaded again and again and directly stuck to the door of the infirmary.During this time, I was so guilty that I kept looking around, only feeling that his words sounded familiar.

——Am I really a person who throws away after use...is it too stupid?

I fell into reflection.

……

Luanbu by the window stared at us for a while, then let out a soft "chick".

The local Dazai quietly watched the whole process, sighed at my guilty look, and said inexplicably, "Miss Aoki is so easy to soften her heart. He is not so fragile."

I scratched my hair in dismay, and walked towards the middle of the office.

Taking a sneak peek at Dazai Osamu who had "I'm going to make trouble" written all over his face, I muttered in confusion: "But it's true that I'm wrong..."

It's really not a thing to forget people on the barren hills where there is no human habitation at all.

"Just because Dazai has the ability to leave, you can't think it's okay to leave him behind."

I mumbled casual answers to them while scratching my hair, irritatedly thinking about what compensation Dazai wanted to blackmail me this time.If it’s a coffee shop, it’s okay to pay the bill, but I’m worried that he will let himself go in such a place, and ask me to take the blame for him!Osamu Dazai has always been No.1!

Local Zai, who was leaning against the wall, stopped talking.

He seemed to look over my head at Dazai who was behind me... Are these two people signaling?

I looked back suspiciously, and saw Osamu Dazai staring at me with innocent cat eyes.

……

Forget it, this level of mental contest is not something I can handle at all.I tried my best to climb up to the fourth and fifth floors, and this person must have been watching me climb up from the tenth floor.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I will make it up to you. You can remember what you want first; if you don't want anything, I will treat you to crabs? Why are you here?"

While speaking, I stole my eyes and walked in disorder.

I'm really curious if the phone call I made to him yesterday when my mind was hot had aroused his thinking.

Got caught.

Edogawa Ranpo - he glanced at me haughtily, then stared at his wave soda and went to play with beads_(:з」∠)_

……

"Because I want to catch that space-type superpower, didn't the slug tell you? No way... I really treat you like a porcelain doll, it's not..."

I punched it with my fist quite smoothly, and he dodged in a circle.

He lay on the back of the sofa and looked at me steadily, as if he was weighing something, his straight eyes gave me an extremely bad feeling, and I didn't even have time to guess what Ranbu was thinking.

"Speaking of... the recent rumors in Yokohama are very interesting~Naka, Hara, Tai, Tai~"

……

This name that made my teeth chatter came out of Dazai's mouth... I sat up suddenly with a heart attack, and I began to feel my hands trembling a little.

"Eh?" Miyazawa Kenji's voice came from behind, "Is Miss Aoki actually Mrs. Nakahara?"

I... I'm about to pass out.

Everyone in the Central Plains is back! ! ! !Why are your rumors still so rampant? ? ?Renyi is a good single youth, how do you let others find a partner in the future? !

Although it seems to be my fault...

I feel guilty.

?

wrong.

I'm guilty of a ghost!

Originally, I only told Nakahara Chuya and Mori Ogai that it was Mori Ogai who spread the news everywhere!What does it have to do with me?If you can't find someone in the future, scold your boss!Anyway... don't come to me, it's not my fault!

Wait, didn't Yokohama settle the dispute before I left?what happened?Resurgence?

……

I struggled in my mind for a long time, and finally I was mentally prepared and summoned up the courage to look at our most gossip (crossed out) most gentle Naomi.

"Please, may I ask..." I looked at her with hopeful eyes.

She smiled and recounted the recent rumors to me from beginning to end, quite understanding.

The more I listened to it, the more my hands trembled, and when I finished listening, I felt dizzy.The world has become dull.

Osamu Dazai opened his big clear eyes and leaned over with great interest to watch my reaction from the beginning to the end, and finally helped my almost collapsed body intimately: "Consider dying for love?"

……

"I, I consider TAT"

At first it was——

"Mr. Zhongyuan is secretly married, and his wife is divorcing him recently."

"Ms. Zhongyuan quarreled with the Hong Kong|black boss because her husband always worked overtime."

……

Then suddenly the wind turned—

"Ms. Zhongyuan was retaliated by Hong Kong|black enemies, and I heard that she has slipped her tires!"

"Ah, it's no wonder we're going to get a divorce."

"I heard that the ring was thrown away during the quarrel. I heard from my friend that the Zhongya cadre was staring at the ring in the office in a daze."

"You guys don't know!! Chuya's cadres are on a business trip in name, but they are actually going to Tokyo to catch up with their wives!!! They are playing in Tokyo! My friend saw it with his own eyes!!!"

……

…………

How could this be so!

Can't this topic be overwhelmed? ? ? ?Do you have nothing to do every day?Why stare at the cadres and eat melons? ? ? ?Dare to spread it everywhere? ? ?Are you not afraid of death? ? ?

As my life became gloomy, I leaned on the sofa of the detective agency in despair, and began to think about the feng shui of the cemetery, ah no, how did I not discover these messy things.Otherwise, I won’t be able to hide it even if I die, woo woo woo, this question is too difficult, Dazai never taught me woo woo...

?Dazai?

I turned my head and met the eyes of the smiling Dazai. Seeing that I finally realized his existence, his smile became brighter.

My eyes became vigilant, and the imminent thought danced with the sense of crisis.I reflect on whether I want to seek skin from a tiger...