On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

"Dazai Osamu, if you want to die, just say so, I will find the most painful way to die and send you to Santu River immediately!"

[Nakahara Chuya] angrily tugged on [Dazai Osamu]'s collar and roared.

[Osamu Dazai] pushed away the face of [Chuya Nakahara] who was too close with both hands in disgust: "Stay away from the slug, the saliva is going to spray my face. Eh~ It's disgusting!"

[Nakahara Chuya] directly dropped [Dazai Osamu], took a deep breath to adjust his emotions, and put his hands back into his jacket pocket.At the same time, he jumped to a high place and carefully observed the surrounding area.

The suburbs of New York at midnight are no different than the suburbs of any other city.Lights from the windows of the sparse residential houses are as quiet as the reflections of a few scattered stars in the sky.

Although you can see the red lights and green wine in the distant city when you look up, this place is surrounded by absolute silence and night.When the two phases are compared, a landscape of contrasting colors like a Eight Diagrams is formed.

The darkness swallowed up all the conspiracy and malice, leaving only a faint smell of gunpowder wafting from the tip of the nose.

[Nakahara Chuya] didn't see any people nearby, only a little light flickered about 200 meters away, and it flickered quickly like a phantom... He stared at that point for a long time.

……

"You should change into a 'One Piece Captain Dazai'! Thanks to your brilliant record, we are now legends in the pirate world." [Nakahara Chuya] jumped down from a high place after confirming safety, facing The salted fish on the ground let out a dissatisfied "tss".

[Osamu Dazai] Heaved a long sigh of relief against the cold concrete floor, feeling lost: "The dwarfs have learned to be yin and yang, and this world is getting worse and worse... What is the meaning of life after all... The meaning of living where……?"

After the chanting, he lay down on the cold ground in despair, like a kitten who had lost his dream.

"You're not interested. I do. When I take Zhao back, I can show mercy and personally send you on your way."

"Now, get up and find someone."

[Nakahara Chuya] indifferently reached out and picked up the soft noodle-like [Dazai Osamu], and dragged him into the floor under construction next door.

"That organization doesn't exist in our world...?"

Although it is a questioning sentence pattern, [Dazai Osamu]'s slow tone when staring into the distance in a daze does not seem to be a question at all.

[Nakahara Chuya] dismantled a bunch of guns|guns on the ground into pieces, and reassembled two guns.He quickly disassembled and replied: "No. If it is entrenched in Tokyo, Hong Kong | Black will not be ignorant."

[Osamu Dazai] glanced at [Chuya Nakahara], who was basically loading his gun in the dark with only a little moonlight, and the meaning was unclear: "You just told me that~"

[Chuya Nakahara] didn't look back, and directly threw a pistol|gun at his face: "Then when you get back, you can take a loudspeaker and go to Yokohama Street to announce it to the world."

[Dazai Osamu] stopped the gun that was thrown towards his head, and his wrist was numb from the force.

Before dissing back with dissatisfaction, he stared intently at the slightly swaying reflection of the pool next to the next building.

"Here it is."

[Chuya Nakahara] put together the gun in his hand and stood up, leaned closer to the window and glanced at the place [Osamu Dazai] was staring at, and crushed all the discarded parts on the ground into fine powder.

"It's disgusting like a group of cockroaches everywhere." [Chuya Nakahara] muttered in disgust while withdrawing his eyes and walking downstairs. [Osamu Dazai] wobbled like he was walking the street, followed by looking left and right.

…………

After a thrilling pursuit, dodging and sporadic gunshots, [Nakahara Nakaya] huddled in the shadow of the tree with [Dazai Osamu] panting like a dead fish.

After a moment of silence in the distance, a violent conflict suddenly broke out.The sound of gunfire became denser.

[Nakahara Chuya] breathed a sigh of relief, and dropped the fish in his hand.

[Osamu Dazai] hugged the tree trunk and adjusted his breathing, the whole person looked quite gloomy: "I'm so exhausted, I hate running..."

[Nakahara Chuya] jumped up the tree in one step, squatted on a high branch and stared at the firefight in the distance, and sighed unconsciously: "You are really good, they don't seem to notice."

[Osamu Dazai], the man behind the scenes who induced the FBI and the crows to hammer each other, hides his merits and fame, and also hypocritically praised his former partner: "The little dwarf is much better than I imagined! The acting is really good."

[Nakahara Chuya] glanced down vigilantly, waiting for [Dazai Osamu]'s next nonsense.

"Sure enough, things like marriage can really exercise a man's acting skills." [Osamu Dazai] pointedly expressed yin and yang.

[Nakahara Chuya] broke off a branch and threw it at [Dazai Osamu] without looking at it: "As far as your acting skills are concerned, you don't need marriage in your life! Single until you die, Qing Hua fish!"

[Osamu Dazai] A carp managed to avoid this javelin-like branch, and then paralyzed in another place.Sighing deeply, the words contained resentment: "When the slug grows a mouth, no Aoki Akira is innocent."

***

Akai Shuichi leaned against the barbed wire, removed the sniper rifle scope in his hand, and put the gun on the ground beside him.But he just rubbed the scope in his hand, and didn't pick up the rifle next to him for a long time.

"Xiu?" The tall companion beside him was puzzled.

Akai Hideichi turned his head and glanced at his blonde colleague: "I don't think it's right."

The people around heard the words and gathered around.

"what happened?"

Akai Shuichi frowned and thought for a while, but failed to find any logical arguments to support himself.

But his gut told him something was wrong.

"I can't find a reason, but I intuitively feel that something is wrong. The crow organization's action this time is too sudden, and we can't investigate the reason."

"Hmph." A contemptuous nasal voice sounded beside him, but Akai Shuichi turned a deaf ear.

Judy gave the man a dissatisfied look, and asked Akai Shuichi, "Then what do you think we should do?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, Akai Hideichi looked at the leader of this mission next to him: "El, I think we should retreat first."

Joseph, who had just mocked Akai Shuichi just now, objected without hesitation: "I don't think so!"

Al looked at him thoughtfully.

"This is a great opportunity! On our property! That rather tricky gin is here too. We can't just walk away! No!"

Joseph looked very determined.

Al hesitated.

Judy leaned against the tree and thought for a while: "I think..."

"No, you don't need to talk, Judy." Joseph glanced at Judy haughtily, "You're just Shuichi Akai's echo."

Akai Shuichi raised his eyelids and glanced at Joseph, who had always been uncomfortable with him.

Judy was furious: "Joseph! You stupid old guy! Your brain is as stunted as a potato in the garden!"

El quickly waved his hands to stop the quarrel between the two sides: "Stop! This gentleman and this lady! The enemy is not here 200 meters away!"

After speaking, he gave the gloomy Joseph a warning look.

"Xiu, can you give a more powerful explanation? Otherwise, I can't believe this reason."

El came to a conclusion.

Joseph spat hard on the moss under the barbed wire, turned around and stopped looking at the people behind him.

The two people who had been silent next to each other looked at each other, choosing to remain silent about this familiar tit-for-tat confrontation.

"According to our clues, the Crow Organization should be doing business in Europe recently; of course I know that these two strange guys seem to have come from France. But...it seems too coincidental."

"I also can't figure out why Gin is here. I don't think his presence is quite right."

"As for these two people...Although I still insist that they are the Mafia and not pirates, but based on my understanding of the Crow Organization, the relationship between them seems...not like members of the organization."

"Sorry, El, I really can't give any more explanation." Akai Shuichi frowned, put the scope on the rifle next to him, and made such a powerless conclusion, "It's okay, you are the original The leader of the operation."

Judy could see the anxiety hidden in his heart from his slightly quick movements, and she also frowned slightly, looking at El hesitantly.

……

"Sorry, I..." El half closed his eyes.

"No need to apologize." Said Akai Shuichi, and at the same time picked up the rifle and prepared to move.

"Yeah, there's no need to apologize." Joseph next to him suddenly laughed mockingly, turned around and scanned the crowd, "The people from the Crow Organization have already run away."

"Akai Shuichi, are you relieved? The organization of your criminal girlfriend is safe and sound."

He sneered at Akai Hideichi in a strange manner, and at the same time threw the gun in his hand to the ground, and walked straight into the distance.

Judy and Dannu, who had been holding quail next to him, were startled by this action at the same time, and jumped back to the side of the pistol that bounced slightly on the grass.

Judy was so angry that she lowered her voice and cursed, "This mad cow!"

Dannu didn't want to get involved, bent down and picked up the gun and put on the safety.

Akai Shuichi glanced at Joseph's back from afar, but remained silent.

El first confirmed that the members of the crow organization who were still advancing just now were really gone without a trace, and then he turned around and looked around at the partners with different expressions.

He sighed deeply, and decided to fight with the boss who assigned the mission personnel when he returned home.

***

Ireland looked at Gin with dissatisfaction: "We almost killed Akai Shuichi!"

Gin impatiently puffed out the smoke ring, extinguished the cigarette butt on the wall of the abandoned building and let go.The cigarette butt fell straight down and crashed into the grass.

Vodka saw that the gin was not ready to speak, and Ireland became more irritable.Then he carefully explained to Ireland: "It's Rum's order."

Ireland's angry expression became surprised, and he glanced suspiciously at the gin, which refused to speak but had an extremely gloomy breath, swallowed back the accusation of dissatisfaction, and muttered in a low voice: "I hope it's true."

***

"Cease fire?" Osamu Dazai yawned and asked in a half-dream and half-awake state.

Zhongyuan Zhong also glanced into the distance, and responded with a "huh".I don't know what a person is thinking.

……

Osamu Dazai held his chin and thought for a moment: "Little boy, let's go to Japan."

"Well."

"Um……?"

Nakahara also looked down in surprise at Osamu Dazai, who monopolized the largest branch of the trunk.

Osamu Dazai seemed not aware of his surprise, and counted with his fingers: "It has been confirmed that the ugly monster does not exist, so I don't think about it; anyway, the group will go to Japan soon, it will be troublesome to catch her in the United States, go directly to Japan and wait." Let's go."

"Also, little man. The corners of your mouth are almost up to the sky."