On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

The atmosphere at the scene was like when the teacher in math class said to pick one person to answer the question.

They look at me and I look at them.

Facing the black muzzle of the gun, I showed an awkward yet polite smile.

……

"Why are people from the Armed Detective Agency here? When did you come!" The young man questioned me angrily.

I looked at him innocently: "Just now some lunatics hit the glass of our detective agency with a gun. They said they want me to come here for a date. I'm here now!"

"But they didn't tell me that you have so many people... Tsk, it's so wicked." I smacked my lips and said in disgust.

"You don't look like you're in the same group yet? So... who are the accomplices of those unscrupulous glass-smashing bastards?"

I smiled and looked at both of them.

"Otherwise, I'll just send you all into the Hong Kong|Hei Building, and let you go fight the local boss in Yokohama, how about it?"

The faces on both sides became surprised at the same time, and they glanced at the invisible shell around me, showing fear.

The middle-aged man from Hong Kong|Black originally stood behind the young man, with an expression of watching a good show from the sidelines, but now his face is more serious than this young man.

——So, don't invite space-type supernatural beings into your house lightly, it's no different from giving the other party your own key.

……

Seeing that the situation was different, the young man finally learned to play football.

He suddenly turned around and looked at the middle-aged representative of Hong Kong|Black behind him, his eyes were full of surprise: "Why do you have contact with the Armed Detective Agency? Aren't they our common enemy?"

I:……

Hong Kong | Black middle-aged uncle: ...

He has been able to read comprehension.

——I looked at the uncle in Hong Kong|Hei, his face became more serious, and I snickered in my heart.

Just kidding.

As we all know, according to the established social rules, whether it is a cooperation or a match, the host has the home court advantage and often needs to shoulder the responsibility of safety and solving temporary problems.

The young people from this foreign organization obviously felt that it was unreasonable for the Hong Kong|Black uncle to have no reaction since I appeared.

This indifferent attitude of disregarding responsibility obviously made him angry and puzzled——

Hong Kong | Black is not worried that we feel that his partner is unreliable?

Doesn't he feel that he, as the hegemon of Yokohama, is embarrassed by being intruded by a hostile organization at the negotiation site?

Shouldn't he get rid of this Butei woman before him with a dark face and apologize to us?

……

So, this organization really doesn't understand Yokohama at all...

Because Yokohama has ever since gathered supernatural beings—it doesn’t follow this set of rules at all!

Organizations in other cities may feel that they have lost face in front of their partners in this situation, as if they have no actual control over the city, and then earn back in front of their partners by frantically attacking intruders. face.

The Port of Yokohama |Our situation in Yokohama needs no introduction, you have seen it all.The life of a supernatural being is so colorful.

It's time for your show, come on!Show me how many catties you have and how much you are qualified to cooperate with us.

What?let me go?What are you?Can't bear this little thing, dare to cooperate with us Hong|Black?Do I need your approval to prove my control over Yokohama?

In short, in the unspoken rules of society, the mafia organization regards its jurisdiction as its own eagle dog, and the cooperative organization demonstrates its control and authority over the eagle dog in front of the cooperative organization, which is used as a weight of identity and ability when facing the outside world.

——Conquer the surroundings to show your strength.

Hong Kong|Black regards Yokohama as their prestige backing, and has a strong sense of "we Yokohama people".Instead, they regard the cooperation organization as a door-to-door hawk dog, and ask them to show their skills in the chaos of Yokohama to prove that they have the ability to survive in Yokohama.

And being able to become the uncrowned king in such Yokohama—this is the weight that Hong Kong|Black has always flaunted its identity and ability to the outside world.

——Be proud of the strength around you, and then use yourself as the best of the best to show your strength.

Of course, for the strong, the rules can be made according to his wishes.

Theoretically, an organization that allows Hong Kong | Hei to provide thoughtful services also exists, but it must be a rare creature at the unicorn level.

Like the port in front of you | the fleas in the black eyes... don't have to dream.

***

Looking at the farce in front of me, I just felt that the muzzle of the gun that was raised at me for a long time was as embarrassing and ridiculous as a clown's nose.

The Hong Kong | Black made it clear that they were allowed to watch the show. This young man from outside thought that what I said was too threatening, so he could only pretend to be stupid to question the identity of the Hong Kong | Black personnel behind it, trying to force them to prove their identity and let them stand United front against me.

but……

The uncle Hong Kong|Hei glanced at me, and then responded coldly to the young man: "As you can see, the supernatural beings in Yokohama are such unreasonable existences."

Then, nothing.

……

I watched this young man's face turn green with great interest.

He seems to have finally realized that Hong Kong|Black’s attitude towards them is not as friendly as they thought, and the armed detective agency is not as ambivalent as they thought...beginning to wonder whether his situation is as optimistic as he thought .

The people he brought apparently also woke up from their sweet dreams, and began to make eye contact with each other in bewilderment.

An atmosphere of panic flowed among them.In the end, everyone quietly looked at the young man again.

The three of us fell into a strange stalemate.

——I swear, before I jumped out of the space, I never thought that I could show my face so well!

I saw Hong Kong|Hei's uncle even walked to the corner to make a phone call without anyone else present.

……

The young man may have finally gone mad with anger. He glanced gloomyly at the uncle in the corner. He didn't know what plan or train of thought had passed through his mind. He waved his hand suddenly and ordered the subordinates brought around to shoot me.

I:?

It's not a beaver!Shouldn't you be fighting Hong|Black?

The bullets charged at me fiercely with their fear and helplessness that they had nowhere to rely on, and they were frustrated by the invisible wall of the space, and fell to the ground with a tinkling sound, intersecting into a chaotic movement.

The smell of fear spread throughout the movement, making the group of people hesitate and tremble even when they held their guns.

……

After a long while, it was clear that no one gave the order, but they all stopped the meaningless shooting at the same time.

The air fell into dead silence again.

……

——But this time, Hong Kong|Black took the lead in breaking the balance.

With the Hong Kong|Hei uncle waved his hand, the muzzle of the gun was aimed neatly at the young man and his subordinates around him.The faces of these outsiders were completely pale.

The young man held on to his composure and rationality: "We thought that Hong Kong | Black were partners. But you seem to be deceiving us from beginning to end."

"Hong Kong | Hei is of course sincere to every cooperative organization and transaction partner." The uncle said with a hypocritical smile, and then his face suddenly became contemptuous and arrogant, "But you can't even handle this... Hong| Kuro doesn't need a useless partner like you. People like you can't survive in Yokohama."

ha?This matter?

——I am not happy to eat melons.

"Hey! Don't use me as a raft when you are talking about it?! They can't handle me, just as if you can handle it."

My ability is the best in the world, okay?At that time, the ability was still growing. Listening to the experimenters in Europe, my classification was "transcendent".Although I don't know what level this is, but Chuya's face was surprised when he heard it, it must be a very advanced one!

You Hong Kong|Black pretend to be X like I am ordinary and can be seen everywhere, don’t your conscience hurt?

The uncle was not embarrassed by being slapped in the face. Hearing my sarcasm, he turned his head and smiled gently at me: "Of course. Hong Kong|Black people have no reason to be an enemy of Mrs. Zhongyuan... Naturally, those who dared to use force against Mrs. Zhongyuan just now These people, the subordinates will also handle it well."

"..."

He buttoned his hat so neatly that my face turned green in an instant—could a random Hong|Black recognize me?

Could it be that Senouwai has gone so mad that he printed out my photo and distributed it to everyone?I don't know this person... Is it the middle class?

The young man who was pointed at by the gun turned ashen at the moment, and suddenly turned his head to look at me, his eyes were more frightened than when he looked at the gun just now.

——I guess he also heard rumors from the outside world in Yokohama recently.

I don't want to analyze what this idiot is brainstorming, it's a waste of brain cells.

Of course, the "You guys play me together?!" on his face can be seen without brain cells.

But he finally realized that he might really be hopeless, and began to struggle to his death, bluffing to Hong Kong|Black: "I am just a representative sent by the organization to negotiate in Yokohama, you will get nothing if you kill me! But our People have a huge range of influence in Japan and Europe, and our people are on standby in Tokyo Bay at the moment."

"As long as you still want to do foreign trade through Yokohama Port, you will be retaliated against if you offend us!"

I was extremely annoyed by Hong Kong|Black's old green tea, and I started the double scolding mode at will.

"Revenge with a hammer! It must be the same as targeting us butei. When it is profitable to raise the banner, if it is not beneficial, just pretend to be dead. If you say you are a representative, then who will take revenge on Hong Kong|black for you!"

"Besides, I don't know if your organization will give you a head or not. But when you recall the way he asked you for all the weapons just now, do you think Hong Kong|Black seems to be planning to let your organization go?"

"What about Tokyo Bay?! Why don't you just click directly and report all the house numbers of your strongholds, so that they don't have to investigate themselves if they want to come to pick trouble!"

The young man turned his head to look at my irritable face in a daze, as if he couldn't digest it and was in a trance.Then he rolled his eyes and passed out.

I:……? ?

Is that okay?

Does your organization really have a future? ? ?

**

The Hong Kong|Hei uncle watched me spitting that person calmly, and quietly faced the audience.

After I knocked the guy out, they shamelessly tried to reap the benefits.

He ordered his subordinates to take this group of bewildered guys outside, and the fainted guy was dragged away by them and put into the truck.

I poked my head around—

Good guy, their truck really hid people!

If I hadn't crashed in, would they have started a war here?

……

"boom--"

There was a sudden explosion.

"Da da da da-"

OK, the war has begun.

The people behind this uncle rushed out to reinforce the people outside, but he didn't go out to participate in the battle. Instead, he looked at me with a sincere face and an excellent attitude, and asked me if I wanted someone to escort me back to the Hong Kong|Black Building.

"..."

Seriously, I'm kind of dumbfounded.

I thought that when we met with Hong Kong|Black again, we would have tacitly understood that we should be fighting each other, but Mori Ogai is too stable in his mentality, and he can still pretend to be it.

This person in front of me... has such a perfect smile that I am so embarrassed!So much so that I can't go on cursing.

I was so cruel that I pulled my face down very ruthlessly!

"Don't ask, if you ask, you're divorced! We don't care anymore!"

"Go and tell Mori Ogai not to mess with me, otherwise once you gangsters get close to me, I will throw them into your own torture room, then harass me and throw them directly into the chief's office, and finally sink to the bottom of Tokyo Bay."

"I'm a space-type power user, you've seen it, want to try it? I can send you to meet your leader now. But I'm not sure if I will be stabbed to death by Alice if I show up in Mori Ogai's office directly. "

The uncle was silent for a while, and gave the standard non-offending answer of a humble social animal: "What happened between Miss Aoki and Master Chuya is beyond my level. But if you don't want to go back, the subordinates can will interfere with you."

I quietly exchanged glances with him, and see—it only takes one curse from Mrs. Zhongyuan to Miss Aoki.

After a while: "Then I'm leaving?"

He looked down at his feet and said nothing.

"I really left?"

He still didn't answer.

——I guess he was afraid of offending me and I would throw him to Mori Ogai.

……

So I walked out of the gate with my head held high and my chest held high, without turning my eyes or changing my face along the way, turning a blind eye to the gunfight outside.

"Master Tsujido, the depths of these boxes are empty."

The younger brother who counted the goods found something was wrong.

Tsujido Kenichi was startled, and walked up to the boxes.

Except for the top few display samples, the lower floor is empty, not even a shock-absorbing foam.

**

I happily ran out of this warehouse, humming in a low voice, "No guns, no cannons, the enemy made us~"

I just think it's a great place.

……

If it wasn't for some conspiracy, who would want to eat such a dark and bloody melon like you.

…………

I was bouncing around to turn to Mr. Kunikida to see if the two monkeys had been caught, when I suddenly caught a glimpse of a gray spot in the corner of the wall.

Without hesitation, I instantly moved to the other side of that corner.

——The kind of TV series where the main character sees an abnormality and then runs over immediately, but no matter how hard he looks, there is no one there.

Thankfully I did.

When I shifted over, this person almost retreated into the door of an inconspicuous room next to him.If I came here by running, and I couldn't see anyone here, I would definitely run along the road to the opposite side.

Then I grabbed her gray hair that was still outside.

"Hey~yo!"

A sexy|sensual (?) female voice came out. I don’t seem to know how to describe it, but I think it sounds pretty nice, it’s a mature female voice with charm.

When she was forced to turn to face me, my piercing eyes met her evasive and cowardly eyes.

"..."

Then there was even a slight embarrassment in the air.

I looked at her clothes a little bit incredulously, and said hesitantly, "Are you Mrs. Xiuzi?"

Your voice is really...the charm is still there.

Isn't this the wife of the old Tigger man, who keeps her head down obsequiously.If it weren't for the same clothes as this morning, I swear I would never have recognized her.

But... why did she go all the way to Yokohama?Market discount?

I looked back at the warehouse behind Hong Kong|Hei, and my inexplicable intuition told me that I might have another melon.It may also be an unpalatable rotten melon.