attack on rotten oranges

After the first few days of avoiding others, Shuhei Bunbu became friendly with his classmates again, as if the abnormality of the previous few days was the illusion of a bystander.

He even deducted several limited snacks from Gojo Satoru's ration for Bunbu Yue at the cost of persuading Xia Youjie to accompany them to try on women's clothing.

"So..." Darkness filled the air behind Jia Ruozi, "Why did you steal my winter clothes?"

When Gojo Satoru was whimsical and eager to open the door to the new world, Shuhei Bunbu stopped the sinful hand of classmate Baimao from reaching out to the summer clothes that were drying on the glass at home.

But Bunbu Shuhei is not a good person either.

He just thought that in this hot summer day, Jia Ruzi would not think of paying attention to his winter uniform.Changing the target will make it easier for him to hide the truth.

However, when the three of DK got together and held up the little skirts, they all had their own calculations in mind.

So, when they agreed to go to different rooms to change their clothes, and then returned to the living room at the same time, the three of them turned around and walked to the room they were assigned, all showing a smirk in unison.

The body strengthened by the mantra has clear eyes and ears, and with only a few doors covering it, it is naturally impossible to cut off the sound.

Gojo Wu heard the rustling of changing clothes in the two rooms next door.He leaned against the wall, his shoulders trembling silently, resisting the urge to laugh out loud, casually flipping through the skirts he had brought over from the shop, while thinking about what he would say to laugh at the friends who had been tricked by him for a while. .

"Three, two, one!"

Gojo Gojo, who was allocated the room in the middle, counted down excitedly, and then jumped out of the room.

"Haha... huh?" The prepared laugh just started and then was weakly cut off, with a rising sound at the end, and an unbelievable tone.

Gojo Satoru/Xia Youjie/Shuhei Bunbu: "..."

Everyone was wearing the clothes they had worn before they entered the room, and they were so neatly dressed that they were so well-mannered that even Teacher Ye Moth was moved when he saw it.

Gojo Gojo seemed to have received a major blow, holding his heart in both hands, staggered a few steps and fell on the sofa: "Hey, you lied to me!"

Xia Youjie and Bunbu Shuhei had already prepared for Gojo Satoru not changing his clothes.They ignored Gojo Satoru, who was the showman's upper body, and looked at each other delicately.

"I heard that Wu had no voice, but because there was still movement on your side, I thought I could deceive one by one..."

Bunbu Shuhei stared unwillingly at Xia Youjie's eye-catching bloomers.

"Coincidentally, I thought so too." Xia Youjie replied with a smile.

"..." The two teenagers who had exhausted their entire acting skills to create a realistic sound of changing clothes were speechless.

"Then it's all about enlightenment." Wenbu Shuhei cleared his throat, and began to blame, "I don't want to change clothes, and I'm not serious about deceiving people."

"I really don't pay attention to anything..."

"That's right, don't do any superficial work, do you look down on us?" Xia Youjie followed closely, and put another hat on Wujou.

The white-haired boy leaning crookedly on the sofa opened his eyes wide in shock, his eyes shot above the lenses of the sunglasses, silently condemning the two who had no love from their classmates.

"Gojo Satoru is the biggest problem," Shuhei Bunbubu said.

"That's right, he's going to be punished." Xia Youjie agreed.

"Then how should we punish him for betraying our trust?" Bunbu Shuhei narrowed his eyes, thinking seriously.

Xia Youjie looked at him, knowing the bad water in his heart, pretended to ponder for a while, and then said——

"Punish Wu to continue wearing women's clothing!"

Bunbu Shuhei clapped his palms together and acted in awe: "Good idea."

So, Xia Youjie was the main attacker, Bunbu Shuhei took the uniform of the Japanese soldier and rushed to the formation, and the two of them rushed towards Gojo Satoru.

"Huh?"

Seeing that the situation on the field changed in an instant, Gojo Satoru "sat up startled in a dying illness" and began to fight Xia Youjie in a narrow space.

"Come on, come on!" Wenbu Shuhei shook the uniform in his hand, jumping up and down to cheer for them.

"Ping ping pong pong!"

"Jie, you're a black hand!" Gojo Satoru yelled.

"Crash!"

"Come on, come on!" Wenbu Shuhei watched the play with enthusiasm.

"Wu was the one who was despicable first!" Xia Youjie yelled back in the same loud voice.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

"Keep going!" Bunbu Shuhei briskly avoided the main battlefield, and moved to another place to fire.

"Hello!" Passing by downstairs, Jia Ruzi, who heard the voice from the fourth floor, came up to ensure that there would be no missing building in the high school today, "Why do you—"

The sound stopped abruptly.

She saw familiar uniforms on the ground.

Xia Youjie kept punching and kicking Gojo Wujo, and turned his head stiffly towards the door.

Shuhei Bunbu secretly stuffed the uniform in his hand behind the sofa pillow.

Wujo Wuze greeted happily: "Glass, you are here too!"

Even if he was caught on the spot, [Six Eyes] did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

And this directly caused the current situation——

Jiarui Nitzi sat in the usual position of Noctuma Zhengdao, and the three of DK sat obediently and kneeled below.

"I realized the idea." Xia Youjie reported.

"Xiuhei called Jie." Wujo Gou pulled people into the water.

"Jie sent the curse spirit to steal the uniform." Wenbu Shuu calmed down and decided to die together.

"You, none of you, can't escape!" Jia Ruozi gritted his teeth.

"Tomorrow weekend, you carry bags for me and Sister Diva!"

"I'm fine." Xia Youjie raised his hand.

"Me too—" Gojo Satoru admitted his mistake casually, "but Diva..."

"You are carrying your bag in the back! Don't show your face in front of us!" Jiarui Zizi vigilantly filled in the loopholes that might prevent the girls from having fun.

"..." Bunbu Shuhei raised his eyebrows. Everything that happened today seemed normal, but it always made him feel some traces of deliberate design.

Why?Isn't Wu and Jie suddenly wanting to dedicate what little conscience they have left to Ange Ji?

Seeing that the eyes of the three people in the room turned to him, Bunbu Shuhei still accepted his fate and raised his hands: "I have no objection."

***

The next day, Saturday, was sunny and clear.

"Are you really planning to go shopping in this weather?" Wenbu Shuhei asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.

There was no wind in the air, and the leaves of the green plants on the street were all wilting lazily. The shadows under the sun seemed to be printed on the ground, with extremely clear edges.

Naruto stretched out his hand from the window hesitantly, felt the heat outside, raised his eyes to see the glaring sun, glanced at Shuhei Bunbube, and finally said in a heartbeat: "I still want to go!"

"...Are you sure?" Shuhei Bunbubu couldn't understand the attraction of shopping to his family, "I see you stretching out your hand, and you always feel that you can hear the 'squeaky' sound of the hot pot."

"Glass, why don't you check if your hands are familiar?"

"Stop talking nonsense." Jia Ruozi tapped the cards and change in the bag, flung the bag on his back in a smart way, "Listen to me, listen to me."

She spoke domineeringly, but Shuhei Bunbu always felt that her back was full of the tragic feeling of "the wind is rustling and the water is cold".

Before Xiuping from the Ministry of Education could figure it out, Xia Youjie came over to pull him: "Let's go, let's follow."

"It's agreed to help Nitro carry the bag."

"Enlightenment?" Wenbu Shuhei asked.

"Senior Diva doesn't want to see him." Xia Youjie smiled softly, "So he is still behind us and not with us."

"...Oh." Although he always felt that something was wrong, Shuhei Wenbu didn't think that his classmates would have any ill intentions towards him, so he followed Xia Youjie together.

……

"Senior Diva has a temporary mission, so I can't come." Arriving at the destination, Jia Ruzi browsed through the terminal before saying distressedly

"Then what should we do? Go back?" Xia Youjie's tone was obviously hypocritical.

"How about going back?" Jia Ruozi covered his bag exaggeratedly, his eyes widened, "You haven't paid the price yet!"

"Then how about we pay the bill for you today as an apology?" Gojo Satoru, who disappeared after leaving school, appeared out of nowhere.

Xia Youjie calmly let go of the fist that almost punched the elusive white haired head.

"No problem." He replied, "It was Wu's idea at the time, so let Wu go shopping with Nitro."

"We'll settle the bill later."

"Okay." Gojo Satoru readily agreed, "Let's go..."

He accompanied Jia Ruozi into the nearest shopping mall.

"Then let's find a place to rest." Xia Youjie led Wenbu Shuhei to another direction with a clear goal.

***

"Is it all planned by you?" Sitting in a pottery experience shop, Bunbu Shuhei asked in a low voice while watching the demonstration.

"That's right." Xia Youjie admitted generously.

"When did it start? When Wu wanted to wear women's clothing?"

"Yes." Xia Youjie's purple eyes were full of smiles.

"I said why something as disgraceful as going to a girl's room to steal clothes can't stop Satoru from wanting to wear women's clothes..." Bunbu Shuhei sighed.

"Well, you persuaded Wu not to touch the summer clothes on the surface of the glass, but looking for winter clothes is too offensive, and I want to use this method to dispel the idea of ​​Wu Wu." Xia Youjie seemed to be watching the potter's demonstration very intently, " But Nitrate is with us."

"My spell spirit just entered the room and took away the uniform she put outside in advance."

"So... Satoru is just looking for an excuse..." Bunbu Shuhei hesitated, "Or do you really want to try wearing it?"

"Um...good question." Xia Youjie also discovered the blind spot, and decisively sold Wutiao Wu, "I tend to think that Wu really wants to try."

"Hey." Shuhei Bunbube followed Osamu Dazai almost without a bottom line, and he didn't have much resistance to disguises of various ages and genders, but he still couldn't understand Gojo Satoru's curiosity of looking for trouble.

The two watched the potter's movements and were silent for a while.

"If you want to talk to me, just say it straight, you don't need to spend so much effort." Wenbu Shuhei said softly.

"Just tell me how to do it." Xia Youjie touched his chin, "Do you know that your performance in the past few days-"

"Normal is a bit fake."

Hearing Xia Youjie's words, Bunbu Shuhei suddenly bristled like a feline whose territory had been violated, but relaxed after a few seconds as if nothing had happened.

"Really." He said calmly, "Maybe it's because I've been a little tired recently."

"Get into trouble together, and get punished together." Xia Youjie smiled, "I hope this can arouse the conscience of a heartless person."

"A conscience? I don't have that." Bunbu Shuhei received the clay.

"But I can tell you a story."

"It is a supplementary version of the story of [Double Body]."

The author has something to say:

Playing with memes, "Daily Life of High School Boys", the plot has been changed.

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Queen Wan and Wuyi; 2 bottles of Night Light First Show;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!