attack on rotten oranges

"The higher-ups asked me to do a task, so I have to go out?" Bunbe Shuhei poked the ice cube in the glass with a straw, "Laughing, do you think I don't know what they are thinking?"

The upper echelons of the magic world never expected that Bunbu Shuhei, who had always obediently obeyed orders, would suddenly openly disobey orders.You know, even Gojo Satoru, who is recognized as rebellious, has never refused the mission issued through legitimate channels.

However, the reasons given by Bunbu Shuhei are extremely sufficient-he did not know where he got the list of all the curse masters and outsiders who were interested in offering rewards, and before the upper level of the magic circle gave him a reprimand, he sent them to the curse masters. The technical director committee and [Scepter4] submitted a request for personal safety protection.

[Scepter4], which lacks the leadership of the king, is actually operating with the support of [Ashikiin], so [Scepter4] quickly approved Shuhei's request.So the Director of Spells had no choice but to agree.

And [Fei Shiin] even after learning about the mission of Wenbu Shuhei, took the initiative to block the theater in the name of a government project and evacuated the surrounding residents to avoid the curse from hurting people.

This made it impossible for the upper echelons of the magic world to condemn Bunbu Shuhei morally.

"Panxingjiao." Bunbu Shuhei put down the cup, and drew a circle on the word again with a pen.

There is only this one word written in the center of the white paper, but there are already more than a dozen circles around it.Bunbu Shuhei tapped the word with the tip of his pen, distracted.

The clues have been handed over, but I feel very uncomfortable that I can't find out for a long time.

"Drinking ice water in winter?" Xia Youjie walked over and removed the cup, "Or...is it another spell?"

His purple eyes swept over sharply.

Bunbu Shuhei shrunk his neck, and calmly lifted the [门].

"Stop pretending." Xia Youjie fanned the mouth of the cup with his hands, and smelled the smell, "I don't believe that you hang lemons on the cup and mint with ice, just to drink a glass of plain water."

"You all went out to do tasks. I'm bored at school myself." Shuhei Bunbu pushed away the pen and paper in front of him, and lay face down on the table with his arms outstretched.The little braid at the back of his head was up and down, like a gray cat flicking its tail in dissatisfaction.

"Boredom is not an excuse for you to drink." Xia Youjie tugged at his braid.

Shuhei Bunbu returned and pinched Xia Youjie's ball head.He has grown a lot taller, approaching the 1.8-meter mark, and finally he will no longer suffer from his height.

Xia Youjie lowered his head and dodged neatly, keeping his ball head, but unexpectedly, his bangs fell into the evil hands of Shuhei Bunbu.

"Huh? Are Jay's bangs actually made up of individual hairs?" Shuhei Bunbu exaggerated and fussed, "No matter how strenuous the exercise, no matter what the weather, Jay's bangs will always maintain the same shape— —”

"I thought it was Jie's unique special organ!"

Xia Youjie smiled and pulled back his bangs, calmly stretched out his hand to press the bulging veins on his forehead, and said to Shuhei of the Ministry of Education in a "gentle and friendly" way: "Shall we go to the training ground to chat, Shuhei?"

"No, no, no." Pi Wan coaxed, Shuhei Bunbu refused, and he replied with an "understanding" face, "If you're lonely, go to Enlightenment."

"Bunbu Shuhei, you're going to die today!" Xia Youjie couldn't bear it anymore, and he rushed forward without any more patience.

And Shuhei Bunbube showed a very high quality of escape. With his right hand propped on the table, he turned over the table vigorously, then opened the window and jumped off the building without hesitation, all in one go.

"Huh?" Jumped off?Xia Youjie was stunned for a moment at the figure who disappeared outside the window, and then he immediately reacted and yelled, "Shuhei Bunbu! Can you lie to me for a snack! Do you think I'm a fool!"

"This is obviously the first floor!"

With a ferocious expression, Xia Youjie pulled out Shuhei Bunbu who was hiding under the window sill.He couldn't tell which one would make him more angry, Shuhei Bunbukunbu's escape or his IQ being despised.

"Calm down, calm down." Bunbu Shuhei still added fuel to the fire, persuading him with an innocent face.

"Boom!" Xia Youjie thumped him.

With one punch down, Xia Youjie felt something wrong with his hand, and when he raised his hand, his pupils trembled——

The place where "his fist and Shuhei Bunbu" touched the head was strangely dented, as if his head had been punched to the ground.

"Ah... at the beginning, it really wasn't very stable..." Shuhei Bunbubu was still moving as if nothing had happened.

Shuhei Bunbe raised his hand to touch the hollow of his head...

It was fine if he didn't touch it, but the moment his fingers touched the skin of his head, his head seemed to suddenly drop from three-dimensional to two-dimensional, turning into a thin piece.

Shuhei Bunbe's head became like a photo stuck around his neck.He raised the hand that supported his head, but didn't move.

Cursed? !Xia Youjie turned pale with fright, and first thought of the huge reward offered in the black market.He didn't expect Shuhei Bunbu to be attacked in the heavily guarded campus.

At this time, there was the sound of someone pushing the door and entering...

"Enlightenment! Come and see Xiuping!" Xia Youjie subconsciously asked for help.

"It's fine." Wenbu Shuhei replied at the door.

Xia Youjie turned his head abruptly, and found that there was an identical and complete Bunbu Shuhei standing at the door.

Xia Youjie's intuition told him that the Bunbu Shuhei who had problems and the Bunbu Shuhei at the door were both his friends.However, his reason warned him to be cautious.

"What's going on?" He summoned the curse spirit.

"It's a spell!" Shuhei Bunbu at the door bypassed Xia Youjie and Manu Ling, and walked towards his other motionless self.

Xia Youjie changed the direction of his body as he moved, and kept preparing for the battle.

"Don't touch him!" Xia Youjie nervously stopped Bunbu Shuhei who appeared after seeing him and wanted to touch the previous Bunbu Shuhei.

"Don't worry." Later Shuhei Bunbu raised his hands and took a step back to show that he was not hostile. "Jie, this is just a magic formula. Trust me, it's true."

Then he shot suddenly and tore off another photo-like head of himself!

***

"Hey, Chuya." Osamu Dazai put his elbows on the table, put his fingertips together, and pressed against his chin, "What do you think of the deal Shuhei Bunbu proposed?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also knew that calling the other party's full name like Osamu Dazai meant that it was business-like, and he only cared about benefits and not affection.

"Everything is ordered by the leader." He took off his hat and pressed it to his chest, and replied.

"That's not allowed." Osamu Dazai smiled, "The other party traded with a commercial line that can help us sell the smuggled luxury goods, and what they are looking for is not ordinary information."

"That's about [Huangba spit]."

"As a democratic leader like me, it is natural to consult the opinions of the cadres under him."

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a moment, "If the interests are sufficient, then I have no objection."

"But I want to know, Sato...no, Shuhei Bunbu, the use and analysis of this information." He is not quite used to the name after Shuhei Bunbu changed back to his original surname.

"Ah—" Osamu Dazai sighed, "But wouldn't that be a pure exchange of information?"

"I originally wanted to make a fortune from Xiao Xiuping."

"Leader..." Zhong Yuanzhong also pursed his lips, trying to say something.

"It's decided!" But before Nakahara could say anything, Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers and interrupted him briskly.

"Then let the dwarf walk out of the office like a noble lady!"

"Huh? Do you want to die, mackerel!"

"Tsk, dying at the hands of a dark and violent dwarf is not the death I expected." Osamu Dazai disliked it.

"Ah? Then I'll find a beautiful woman who committed suicide for you!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also shouted angrily.

"Chuya, you are such a good person!"

"I mean let you bastard die quickly!"

***

Xia Youjie's pupils constricted.

Just when he was about to punch him in a lunge, Bunbu Shuhei who appeared later kneaded the "photo" into a ball of spells in his hands.

Then Shuhei Bunbe split, literally.

"..." Xia Youjie maintained a posture about to throw a punch, and stared stiffly at Bunbu Shuhei who appeared afterward, "growing" another head next to his head.

Then he took off the growing head with both hands, and pressed it on the headless body.

Then, Bunbu Shuhei, who appeared later, stretched out his hand to Bunbu Shuhei, who had regained his head, and Bunbu Shuhei, who had regained his head, grabbed "himself" and stood up with his strength.

Two identical people stand facing each other like mirror images.

With the ups and downs and the blurred situation, Xia Youjie felt that he was either not awake or needed a psychiatric appraisal.

The two Bunbu Shuhei admired "myself" for a while, and then Bunbu Shuhei lightly poked the opposite chest with a finger——

The body of Bunbu Shuhei, who was "beaten to the ground" by Xia Youjie at first, began to disintegrate from the place where his fingers touched, and finally turned into a spell.

"..." Xia Youjie understood, and supported his temple with a headache, feeling that he urgently needed a san value test.

"How about it!" Bunbu Shuhei was triumphant, "If it wasn't for the fact that the technique was not stable when it was just developed, I would have escaped completely successfully!"

He just flipped out of the window, put himself made of mantras under the window sill, and slipped away by himself.

If it weren't for the sudden error in the technique, he turned back because he was afraid of Xia Youjie's wild thoughts and worries, I am afraid that Bunbu Shuhei would have escaped without knowing it.

"[Spell Awakening Mirror]." In front of Xia Youjie, Bunbu Shuhei created himself again, but this time there was just a faint figure, and he waved it away, "How is it? Jie. "

"Is this the effect of [mirror]?" Xia Youjie was relieved to see that it wasn't the "death together" that Wenbu Xiuping had been thinking about.

"Ah, it's the effect of [Spell Awakening Mirror]." Bunbu Shuhei blinked, "It can create a mirror image of the caster, and can inherit up to 70.00% of the strength. It has thoughts and can act alone."

"The downside is probably that it requires higher spell power, and after the spell is lifted, the caster has to bear all the damage suffered by the mirror image."

"..." It's a good thing to have one more combat power that will definitely not betray the water, but when I heard the side effects of the injury later, this technique suddenly became tasteless.

Xia Youjie's expression was indescribable.

The ability becomes [-], but the damage may become twice as much... no, the damage may be more than double, because the mirror image with less power is more likely to be injured.

"Well, why does Jie have such an expression?" Bunbu Shuhei said without realizing it, "This is a very useful technique."

"At least for me."

"When I practice proficiently, I can leave school."

"I've been upset for a long time at those idiots staring at the bounty and wanting my life."

The author has something to say:

Today is Shuhei of mental pollution, hehehe.

The dialogue between Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakayanechi is adapted from the original sentence of the manga "Bungo Stray Dogs", but the number of words in Gu Gu Jing is more than that!Even removing those is the same!

And, Shuhei played a word game when explaining the effect of the spell, and will give red envelopes to friends who see it tomorrow!

Looking at the previous comments today, I found that Cuckoo Whale has missed QwQs that have not been replied, but Cuckoo Whale has always insisted on replying to every one.

So sometimes it may be that the system bug is not cleared, and sometimes it may be that Gu Gu Whale is careless and skips it...

Cuckoo Whale will make up the reply, please friends communicate more with Cuckoo Whale!Cuckoo Whale loves you!

感谢在2021-06-1520:47:42~2021-06-1620:51:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ning Jun 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of salted fish today;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!