attack on rotten oranges

Three years ago, the streets of Yokohama were filled with heavy rain.

The rain curtain connected the dark sky and the ground, and the sound of the rain covered up the undulating gunshots and explosions... The rain washed the ground, diluting the blood color, and an ominous light red overflowed from the puddles...

Thugs in black suits stood respectfully on both sides of the road, and three people walked in the middle of the road.

The leader was the oldest, with black hair and kite eyes. He was wearing a loose black suit of the same series as the people around him, and his body was wrapped in strange bandages.He dragged his feet lazily, turning around in a circle among the lying bodies, as if he felt very bored.

"Ah, isn't this already settled?" He kicked away the arm of the corpse in front of him blocking his way, and complained softly, "Why did you call me here? You are so useless."

"Oh—forget it." Just when the atmosphere was solidified and the men in black were about to apologize collectively, his movements suddenly became lighter, "It's time to get off work!"

"Mr. Dazai, I can..." The middle-aged boy was wearing a black windbreaker, and looked at the people around him unkindly.

It's just that the aura he had accumulated that could tear everything apart was destroyed by his sudden severe cough.

Osamu Dazai turned half of his face slightly, and said in a cold tone, "Don't do unnecessary things."

Immediately, he happily rushed out of the crowd again, not caring that the corpses were trampled on these few steps.

"Little Shuhei~" He rubbed the head of the gray-haired boy waiting outside the scene, "Let's go to Lupin and wait for Odazuku!"

Ah...will be hated.The gray-haired boy allowed Osamu Dazai to move expressionlessly, and at the same time could feel the increasingly fierce eyes of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"Mr. Dazai, I think we should all go take a hot bath first, and then change clothes."

The gray-haired boy held three umbrellas in his arms, but the three of them let the rain fall on them without covering them.

In fact, they really don't need an umbrella.After all, they had just climbed out of the rapids of the Tsurumi River half an hour ago...

The gray-haired boy didn't really want to recall the heroic figure of Dazai Osamu who suddenly dropped his umbrella and plunged into the river when he walked halfway, and the difficulty of cooperating with Akutagawa Ryunosuke to find people.

"Huh? No! Walking in the rain all the time, maybe I can get sick and embrace death in a coma!" Osamu Dazai enjoyed the future.

"No, there is a high probability that you will catch a cold and have a fever." Shuhei Bunbube sighed, "Not only is it uncomfortable, but you can't eat crab meat while taking the medicine."

"Tch, forget it." Osamu Dazai grabbed the boy's shoulders and took him away half-forced, "Then let's go to Lupin and wait for Odasaku!"

"I said we should go take a shower and change clothes first!" The gray-haired boy struggled, and inadvertently saw the angry and humiliated eyes of Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was left behind by Osamu Dazai.

"Mr. Dazai, Akutagawa is still there..." He tried to remind, but his words were interrupted by the hand on his head.

"Well, this is not something that little Shuhei should worry about." Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were full of dull light, and the next second he smiled brightly, "Who told Shuhei that he hasn't joined the port mafia yet?"

"..." The gray-haired boy realized that Osamu Dazai should have made his own arrangements, so he shut up and walked in silence, pretending that what happened just now hadn't happened.

The two walked through the alley, Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly and said, "A dog is such a ridiculous animal."

The first thing the gray-haired boy thought of was Ryunosuke Akutagawa, known as the "mad dog that doesn't bark".

Could it be that Akutagawa hates me so much that he doesn't listen to Mr. Dazai?Would you rather follow and offend Mr. Dazai than ambush me?

Then I'm too wronged, I don't have any hostility towards him, it's all Mr. Dazai...

Before the gray-haired boy started to guard up, he heard a burst of intense dog barking.

"..." What, it turned out to be a real dog.Bunbu Shuhei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Look, how ridiculous." Osamu Dazai stopped to watch in the heavy rain.

"Dolls can be seen everywhere, but they are just one of the insignificant playthings that can be discarded at will in human society. But animals are like enemies."

"It doesn't know that the more serious it is, the more laughable it is."

"So, sometimes what we are looking for should make us look like a clown in the eyes of others..."

In the end, Osamu Dazai's voice gradually weakened, like a soft whisper, drowned in the rain.

Shuhei Bunbu stood beside Osamu Dazai, looking at the animal that caused him to sigh——

It should be a stray dog ​​who luckily found a shelter in this rainy day.

Because there is also a tattered and abandoned toy puppet under the eaves. In order to expel other creatures and occupy the best shelter from the rain, the dog has been threatening the lifeless puppet, and from time to time it pounced on it and bit it desperately. .

"You mean, when facing an opponent, the difference in strength is like that between a dog and a human, and we should act like this stray dog, pretending to use all our strength to bite the insignificant things in the opponent's hands, for the pleasure of others, so as to lower their vigilance ?”

The gray-haired boy tried his best to understand Osamu Dazai's speech.

"..." Dazai Osamu's expression was a bit indescribable for a moment.

"?" The gray-haired boy was puzzled.Am I understanding it poorly?

After a while, Osamu Dazai raised a smile: "Of course that's not the meaning!"

"I just wanted to say, I hate dogs."

Then, before the gray-haired boy could react, Osamu Dazai rushed in front of the stray dog——

"Wang!"

Osamu Dazai yelled fiercely at the dog with all his strength.

The stray dog ​​flinched, with its tail between its legs, let go of the doll in its mouth, and shrank to a corner away from Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: "Hey."

Satisfied and elated.

The gray-haired boy: "..."

The gray-haired boy: "As expected of Mr. Dazai."

……

***

Shuhei Bunbubu didn't remember what happened afterwards.

Maybe I went directly to Lupin, and was given a dry towel and hot milk by the bar owner...

But Shuhei Bunbu still remembered the farewell to Mr. Dazai who had become the leader when he left Yokohama.

"To the stray dogs." Mr. Dazai clinked glasses with Shuhei Bunbube.

How can a person be like a wild dog, covered in mud but still running tirelessly, and still fighting for survival in a state of embarrassment?

Bunbu Shuhei didn't think he understood this very well.

However, after receiving the summons from the higher-ups, Wenbu Shuhei decided to learn from the stray dogs in the rainstorm that year——

He has to go all out to deal with a "doll" that is not worth mentioning in the eyes of the upper echelons, so that the upper echelons can relax their vigilance against him.

Bunbu Shuhei chose the Chanyuan family as his target.

To be precise, he intends to resolve the conflict of interest between the Wenbu family and the Chanyuan family, and liberate the Wenbu family from the control of the Zenyuan family.

So in order to prepare for this meeting, Bunbu Shuhei studied the language habits and mantra characteristics of all the figures in the Chanyuan family who could be ranked high.

He is gambling.

But it is impossible for the upper echelon not to stop the Yusan family from planting nails, so in this gamble, Bunbu Shuhei only needs a little bit of luck.

Now, that little bit of luck has ensured that the upper-level Nail in the Chanyuan family will appear at the meeting, that "Nail" will speak at the meeting, and that Shuhei Bunbe has captured the speech of "Nail" and successfully corresponded to his identity...

The balance of victory has been tilted towards Shuo Bunbu invisibly.

The young man who had been standing respectfully raised his head, staring at the screen where Chong was hiding in the Chanyuan, ready to show his fangs.

"Elder Chong of the Chanyuan." Wenbu Shuhei emphasized his name again.

"You!" Zenyuan Chong was both shocked and angry.

"Well, it's too obvious for you to speak in a strange way of sticking to words like you, with old sayings mixed with vernacular." Bunbu Shuhei said provocatively, "It's no wonder I recognized you."

"Right?"

"By the way, you Zenyuan family are really a model of greed and greed." The young man showed his sharpness, "Are you so eager to convict me?"

The exposure of his identity was irreversible, and the Chanyuan Chong had the momentum of breaking the boat—now, the only person he could rely on was the lord at the top.Only by convicting [Spell Manipulation], stepping on his feet, and stepping into the mud according to the adults' wishes, will there be a turning point after his identity is exposed.

"My son, why don't you say your own fault?" After making up his mind, Zenyuan Chong asked calmly.

"What's wrong? Bah!"

Bunbu Shuhei deliberately imitated Zenyuan Takashi's habit of answering, and pretended to be accidentally led astray, and spoke again in disgust: "Is there something wrong with me?"

At this time, I felt that the "Lao Tzu" that Wutiaowu used to call himself was good, but it was a pity that it didn't match his own personality.Shuhei Bunbu felt a little regretful.

"You exposed the spell to the eyes of irrelevant people without authorization. Are you trying to deny it now?"

"Irrelevant people?" Wenbu Shuhei sneered, "Guochang Road used to be a family of onmyojis, even if it is now focusing on representing the world's political circles, it can't be regarded as irrelevant people, right?"

"Furthermore, the position of the Blue King is now vacant, and Scepter 4 is disbanded, and the [Feishiyuan] will manage the responsibilities of those with special forces to deal with matters related to special forces."

"Elder Chong of the Chanyuan, do you think that conjurers do not belong to special powers?"

"You...you...you..." The Chanyuan trembled with admiration, "How can you compare a magician with an inhuman!"

"Can they be compared, are they the same type of people, what you say doesn't count, Elder Chong of the Chanyuan." Bunbu Shuhei reminded in a cool tone, "It doesn't count what the Zenyuan family says."

"Who made it the king who holds the power now?"

"Then you know that the sorcerer is weak, why did you invite outsiders to intervene!"

"This..." Bunbu Shuhei laughed.

"Super-grade cursed spirits appear in the urban area of ​​Kyoto. The government has already questioned the traditional way of exorcising evil spirits. If the magic world does not change, I am afraid that the government will hand over the commission to the curse master."

"As for why I preemptively accepted the appointment of the king..."

"If you don't do this, what should the Wenbu family use to reject the Buddhist monastery?"

As soon as this remark came out, it caused a small commotion.

No one could have imagined that the heir of the little-known little family would want to fight against the Chanyuan, one of the three families.

"Stop." The leader said.

"Why did the Wenbu family fight against the Zen Academy?" The leader seemed to ask gently, but he had hidden murderous intentions.

Although there are undercurrents surging in the world of conjuration, on the surface it is still an outsider.As long as Bunbu Shuhei has a bad answer, he may be accused of splitting the magic world and be labeled as a curse master with ulterior motives.

"The Bunbu family didn't want to fight against the Chanyuan." Bunbu Shuhei saluted the first person, and when he didn't talk to the members of the Zenyuan family, he always behaved lawfully. "The Bunbu family wanted to reject the Zenyuan."

"For a long time, the Chanyuan family has been using the excuse of marriage to squeeze the Wenbu family and try to embezzle the Wenbu family's spell-making technology."

Hmm, maybe this time we can fulfill the promise to Miss Shimizu together?Bunbu Shuhei lowered his eyes, and began to accuse the Chanyuan family in a leisurely manner.

The author has something to say:

Stray Dog: Play happily with the doll.

Osamu Dazai: Twisting the truth, the nasty dog ​​is fighting the doll ignorantly.

Bunbu Shuhei: Do reading comprehension on the basis of Mr. Dazai.

Osamu Dazai: Woah!

Bunbu Shuhei: It’s Mr. Dazai.

Stray Dog: You are the real dogs. (despise)

Cuckoo Whale only found out today that the gun is no longer a masking word...

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