attack on rotten oranges

Is there anything more painful in the world than having an unreliable teacher?

Yes, that is to have a group of unreliable teachers.

Just half of the 10-minute chemistry class has passed, and all the pre-prepared lecture content has been completed.

Chemistry teacher Shuhei Bunbe stood on the podium, looking very distressed.

"Ah... It's a pleasure to have such a group of excellent students. But if I wait for the next class without doing anything, wouldn't it make me seem a bit useless as a teacher?"

Looking at the appearance alone, the smoke-gray long hair tied into a high ponytail at the back of the head, the black metal-framed lensless glasses that decorate the light golden eyes, the purple gemstone earrings on the left ear, and the gentle biting His right carotid artery, the red flame tattoo lightly kissing his right ear... The young man on the podium who combines these elements is not like a teacher who teaches and educates people, but more like an unconventional artist.

"Then, everyone, take out your sociology textbooks." Shuhei Bunbu smiled and put his hands on the podium, "I'll explain a little bit for Jie."

"Huh?" The new transfer students Otoko Yuta and Kimoto Rika looked at each other in shock, and finally turned their eyes to the Zenyuan sisters at the front table for help.

Zenyuan Zhenyi slightly turned his body and said with his mouth: "Don't worry about listening to the lectures, Teacher Xiuping is reliable."

But the problem is not the teaching level of the teacher from the Ministry of Education!Yi Guyoutai looked at the schedule: the next class is social class.

Is it really okay to preemptively teach someone else's lesson preparation in order to fill your own course time?

Before Otoku Yuta continued to be puzzled, he felt Kimoto Rika's soothing eyes.Therefore, Yi Guyoutai smiled shyly at his fiancée, and immediately forgot his concern for Teacher Xia You.

Indeed, as Chan-in Shinyō said, Shuhei Bunbu is also handy when explaining social courses.

Bunbu Shuhei looked at the little heads of the students below, and smiled secretly: After all, last night, he was the one who watched Jie finish the lesson preparation with his own eyes.

Looking at the green faces of the students, Bunbu Shuhei remembered his own youth——

Outside the window, cicadas were singing and clamoring. In this season more than ten years ago, the trio of him, Jie and Wu DK experienced the greatest crisis of friendship together.

Jie's wrong nerves made him want to convert to religion for a while, but after the double "persuasion" of physics and psychology by Wenbu Shuhei and Gojo Satoru, the three of them finally returned to school neatly.However, after that, Jie gave up biology and turned to sociology under the guidance of Teacher Noctua.

What a waste of more than 4000 biological specimens he collected.

Bunbu Shuhei sighed as he recalled the top floor room of his house occupied by Jay's specimens.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Shuhei from the Ministry of Education also efficiently "helped" Xia Youjie complete the teaching task.After bidding farewell to the students in a hurry, he left the classroom with the books in his arms, and disappeared without a trace.

"It's almost like being chased by an evil spirit..." Pang Da murmured to the back of the gray-haired young man.

"I'm afraid I will be caught by Mr. Xia You." Chanyuan Maki unceremoniously exposed the truth.

……

"Please take out your sociology textbook, today we will talk about..."

"Huh? The teacher in the last class explained it to me?"

The black-haired young man with a fringe of bangs hanging down his forehead gradually became murderous while grasping the lesson plan.

"Who is in the last class!" Xia Youjie looked at the class schedule, as if a criminal policeman was confirming the location of the suspect.

"..." After seeing the "Chemistry" on the schedule, Xia Youjie was dumbfounded, "Oh, Xiuping..."

The meaningful, "Shuhei" pronunciation came out from between his lips and teeth, as if he was smiling.

"Is Teacher Xia You mad?" Pang Da thought he was secretly whispering to Gou Juanji.

And the sisters Nanako and Mimiko, who knew the truth, looked at them coldly when they heard this, and didn't speak.

Xia Youjie returned to the podium with a natural and decent smile: "Although I am glad that the work has been relieved, it is still too embarrassing to wait for the end of get out of class without doing anything."

"So, please get out your physics textbooks."

"Let me explain a little bit for Wu."

……

Xia Youjie finally waited until the get out of class was over, bid farewell to the students tenderly, stepped out of the classroom, turned around and changed his expression.

Grabbing the lesson plan and returning to the office, under Xia Youjie's imposing manner, he suddenly saw the shadow of the Mafia boss patrolling the street with a knife.

Not surprisingly, Shuhei, the Ministry of Education, did not "sit and die" in the office.

Xia Youjie walked to the desk, ready to put down the lesson plans, and found a glass of light white honey water on his desk.

Warm, Xia Youjie touched the cup wall lightly, just the temperature of the entrance.

His throat was indeed a little dry after the teaching, Xia Youjie chuckled, picked up the cup, and went to find Bunbu Shuhei.

The temperature outside was quite high, Xia Youjie didn't need to think about where Shuhei would hide.Passing by buildings and corridors, Xia Youjie arrived at the most remote greenhouse in the school with ease.

When they were students, they arranged the plants, tables and chairs here with their own hands. So far, the layout has not changed much.

Bunbe Shuhei reclined on the sofa chair, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Xia Youjie quietly put the cup in his hand on the table, unbuttoned the top two buttons of his uniform, bent over Shuhei Bunbu, and gently pinched his earlobe.

Bunbu Shuhei couldn't help laughing, opened his eyes, and saw a thin silver chain hanging from Xia Youjie's neckline.

He pulled the silver chain loosely, and Xia Youjie also took advantage of the trend to approach Shuhei Wenbu, until their foreheads touched and their breaths merged.

Along the silver chain, a pendant slid down into Shuhei's palm.

"Are you angry?" After appreciating the brilliance reflected by the golden gemstones on the pendant, Wenbu Shuhei moved his target upwards, slightly pulled Xia Youjie's bangs on his forehead, and looked at him with a smile.

"No." Xia Youjie indulged him in his nonsense, looking directly into Wen Buxiu's plain golden eyes, "I also helped Wu explain a little bit."

Both of them looked sincere and innocent.So the light gold and purple merged into a magnificent nebula in the interlacing of breathing.

Looking at each other for a moment, the two finally laughed together.Xia Youjie straightened up and reached out his hand to Wenbu Shuhei.

Bunbu Shuhei held his palm, stood up with strength, then approached Xia Youjie, grabbed his collar and stuffed the necklace and ring back.At the end, he even patted Xia Youjie's well-trained chest.

The touch on the chest made Xia Youjie grab Shuhei's wrist with a disapproving look on his face.

But Bunbu Shuhei tilted his head, he didn't take his warning to heart, he just rotated his wrist, trying to break free.

So the two of you came and went to fight each other, and did a few tricks in the greenhouse in a small way.

"I'll go out for a while!" Seeing that he was about to lose the wind, Shuhei Wenbu quickly left the battlefield and ran away without a trace.

Xia Youjie, the instructor of the Fighting Club who worked hard to let go of the sea, shook his head helplessly at the performance of "taking the best policy", and began to straighten the wrinkled uniform.

When Xia Youjie finished buttoning his collar, Bunbu Shuhei returned with a bag that exuded cold water vapor.

"I came back with some drinks." Bunbu Shuhei blinked, "I think Satoru will come soon."

"I don't know how Wu will go to class." Xia Youjie showed no guilt after being in the same class.

"He definitely wouldn't dare to take my sister's Chinese class. In terms of math class, Wu and Li are actually not that familiar." The culprit said indifferently, "Wu will definitely grab Naoya's history class from the Chanyuan."

"It just so happens that Leyan Temple has also retired. Even if Zhizai Zenyuan wants to file a complaint, there is no place to find it." Xia Youjie smiled gloatingly.

Since the DK trio's student days, Zenyuan Naoya in the next class has been their persecution target.

However, it is reasonable for them to be at odds.

The proud Zenyuan Naoya provoked Gojo Satoru several times; while Wenbu Shuhei, who has a sister at home, looked down on Zenyuan Naoya who disrespected women; after establishing a relationship with Wenbu Shuhei, Xia Youjie also naturally stood up to Zenyuan Naoya united front.

"With my sister here, even if the homeroom teacher is a diva, she won't protest too much." Since Bunbu Yue and Um Diva are at the same level, Bunbu Shuhei is confident.

"What bad things did you do again?" The school doctor Jia Ruzi, who was wearing a doctor's white coat, opened the door and came in.

"No, we are discussing this morning's love transmission activity." Bunbu Shuhei had a serious face.

"Yes, convey love and kindness, and actively help colleagues reduce their work burden." Xia Youjie echoed.

Come on, I don't know you yet?

Jia Ruozi rolled his eyes and took out a cigarette.She didn't light it up, she just drank it to relieve her cravings.

"Next month, a sports festival and a cultural festival will be arranged." She said vaguely with a cigarette in her mouth.

"Yeah!" A white figure rushed into the greenhouse and rushed between the two good friends, "We want to participate too!"

I don't know why, but the teachers in this class are generally young, so sometimes they also participate in the activities of the students.

Jiarui Glass couldn't bear to look directly at him and closed his eyes: the relationship between Xia Youjie and Shuhei Bunbu, until now, only Gojo Satoru, who has been promoting "The three of us are best friends!", has not seen it.

Bunbu Shuping's forehead was bulging with veins, and he pushed Baimao's head away from between himself and Xia Youjie.

"Does Satoru have any suggestions?" Xia Youjie asked gently while assisting Bunbu Shuhei to push Gojo Satoru out of the two of them.

Jia Ruozi had been enjoying the scene where Gojo Satoru was "squeezed out" without knowing it, but when he heard the words, he was immediately alert: "Don't set up any more biological specimen making experience halls! Last time, you stole all my white mice and rabbits." Already!"

"Ah... don't you think it's too monotonous to teach only making plant and mineral specimens..." Gojo Satoru argued.

"Anyway, no!" Jia Ruzi slapped the table, "Since we were in school, you haven't done anything serious!"

"Ordinary selling some takoyaki, why not open a coffee shop!"

Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up.

It's not a good feeling to have a nitrous at home.

Xia Youjie was secretly on guard.

Bunbu Shuhei wanted to escape.

"I think the coffee shop is pretty good!" Gojo Gojo said cheerfully, "We haven't played this one yet!"

……

If it was the coffee shop mentioned by Gojo Satoru, it would definitely not be an ordinary coffee shop.

When the cultural festival started, the students who were crowded and wanted to see the teacher's excitement lost their eyes collectively.

"Guest officers, why don't you come in and take a look~ Coffee and desserts are on sale for a big physics problem~ Only three chemical reaction equations are needed for refreshing cold drinks~"

Gojo Satoru, wearing white cat ears and a short improved maid outfit, stood at the door to welcome customers.

It has to be said that Gojo Satoru's beautiful face gave him a unique advantage, even if it was a women's dress, it would not violate harmony.

It's just that it would be better if this maid is not 1.9 meters.

"Ah——" There was an inexplicable voice in the throat, and Chanyuan Hui, who was brought by the physical education teacher Zenyuan Shier to experience high school life in advance, turned around and questioned her irresponsible father, "Your school, teachers are like this ?"

"If you act recklessly, I will ask my mother to deduct your living expenses!"

Inside the store, Yue Bunbu, wearing white gloves and a deacon costume, watched Xia Youjie do Shuhei Bunbu's hair with a toothache.

The two wore long traditional maid outfits, and they were very calm under the gaze of their sister.

"Can't you...be more careful?" Bunbu Yue sighed.

"Is there anything I need to pay attention to?" Gojo Satoru, who was driven into the store by Fuheshier who couldn't hold back his face, replied confidently, "Even if we are maids, we are the best!"

"..." Bunbu Youe looked at Gojo Satoru who was showing off his long legs like a crane walking freely in the water, with pity and sympathy in his eyes: This silly cat...has eaten so much dog food, but still Didn't find it?

……

However, the students should have developed antibodies under the long-term abuse of unreliable teachers.After a short period of psychological construction, someone has already completed the questions prepared by the teachers and sat in the store.

Seeing that the students were still cautious, the teacher group sent Yue Bunbu, who had the least visual pollution, to provide chat service to divert the students' attention.

"Huh? Why didn't you bring Teacher Naoya from the Zen Academy?"

"Of course it's because they are at odds with Zenyuan Naoya!"

"Don't worry! They've been like this since they were students."

"No, we are even more worried when you say that." Yu Xingji complained.

"Salmon." Curly Thorn agreed. This flaxen-haired student had a strange and cute mouth fetish.

Bunbu Yue recalled with a little nostalgia, and said with a smile: "At that time..."

"At that time, they could not get used to each other, as long as they seized the opportunity, they would try to avoid each other."

"The one that impressed me the most was the first grade sports festival."

"Zenyuan Naoya participated in the [-]-meter sprint, and Wu also signed up immediately."

"Due to the limited number of places, Jie and Shuhei cannot participate."

"So they simply signed up as a reporter for the school newspaper."

"School newspaper reporter?" Miwa Kasumi who was next to Xingkichi asked, "Is there any role?"

"The biggest function is that you can enter and exit the venue at will." Wenbu Youe touched the girl's head, felt the envious eyes of the boy next to her on her hand, and smiled knowingly.

"Jie carried the video camera, and Shuhei held the microphone. After interviewing Sato at the starting point, he used the video as an excuse to start the race at the same time as the contestants until the finish line."

...too much nonsense.Zenyuan Zhenyi thought that he could not think of such a plan anyway.

Is this the strength of the best graduates?The dog curly thorn was in awe.

"If you count them, the result of the competition is Wu first, Shuhei second, Jie is ranked third because of the weight, and Zenyuan Naoya is fourth." Wenbu Youe smiled, "Zenyuan Naoya is no better than Guowu already. Being disturbed by them makes it uncomfortable to be on the podium."

……

Over there talking gleefully, over here, the former DK, who never seemed to grow sophisticated, found a trio of unreliable teachers scouring coffee and milk behind the counter.

The fine milk froth outlined patterns on the surface of the coffee, Bunbe Shuhei used his elbow to pound Xia Youjie's ribs, and showed him the cup in his hand.

It was a smiling fox.

Xia Youjie looked at the fox whose eyes were narrowed into two arcs, and was not convinced. He took the vase and added a flame pattern on the fox's right cheek.

Not to be outdone, Bunbu Shuhei added a fringe to the fox's left forehead.

Therefore, this garland fox is not just like any one of them, but a collection of them.

"Look!" Gojo Satoru approached excitedly.

"..." Xia Youjie deliberately made it difficult to identify, "A potted plant in a black-edged flowerpot?"

"What!" Gojo Gojo kicked him, "This is GTG! GreatTeacherGojo!"

"..." So narcissistic... The students onlookers were speechless.

Seeing that Gojo Satoru was about to make a fuss, Xia Youjie drank the latte that Shuhei Bunbu had played with but didn't like, and fled with Shuhei Bunbu in despair.

They walked side by side on the campus, not caring about the curious eyes cast by others on the maid outfit.

The two slipped onto the rooftop.

Looking down at the familiar layout of the campus from a high position seems to be able to produce a different kind of interest.

Xia Youjie and Bunbu Shuhei lay side by side on the railing.The wind blew, and their clothes were tangled in the air.

"That's not bad." Xia Youjie looked at the crowded heads downstairs, with a smile on his lips.

Here they spent their best youth and grew into the reliable adults they are now.

"The wind is so gentle." Bunbu Shuhei sighed casually.

So Xia Youjie turned his gaze to him, and laughed out loud, "It's daytime, and you're bullying me."

"Where is it?" Wenbu Shuhei asked knowingly.

"But that's okay."

"When you looked at me, I was already bathed in the boundless moonlight."

Palms facing each other, fingers interlocking.

Youth turns into memories, teenagers become youths, and students hold the whip.

In time, they came side by side and left hand in hand.

The author has something to say:

Wutiao Meow: "Wow!"

This is a cat who was stuffed with dog food without knowing it, and wondered when he learned a foreign language~

Cuckoo Whale tried his best, and the emotional drama lasted for two days. wxya

In short, I wish all my friends and those you love a safe and happy life, smooth and worry-free~

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Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Aqsa; 3 bottles of Shuyu; 2 bottles of Dushangxilou and Madman; 1 bottle of Monster;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!