attack on rotten oranges

The next few days were uneventful.

The study and life in the suburbs of Tokyo is so beautiful, peaceful and full of vitality.

Everyone thinks so, except for the head teacher of the first grade—Night Moth Zhengdao.

The murderous aura accumulated by the noctuid moth can no longer be dispelled by poking the soft felt with needles.Now when it's time to return to the office after class, Noctuid Zhengdao will habitually take out the knife and cut out a table of sawdust.

All this is because, after only one weekend, Bunbu Shuhei quickly integrated into the class and kept up with Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie's rhythm...

This rhythm, of course, does not refer to learning.

Xia Youjie fulfilled his promise in the cafeteria on weekends very well, and every time he meets Gojo Satoru at the training ground, he never forgets to bring Shuhei Bunbu, who adds fuel to quarrels and is the number one escaper in fights.

As a result, at the edge of the training ground where the cursed spirits were flying and filled with swords, lights and swords, one could often see a poor little man whose spell power was imprisoned by the curse shackle, running away in embarrassment.

Noctua Masamichi once noticed this, and hurried over to try to save Bunbu Shuhei, who was temporarily unable to use spell power.

However, it is only when you get closer that you can hear someone running for their lives and not forgetting to fire——

"Jie, can you do it? How about Judgment who added wasabi to Wu's cake yesterday?"

"Don't fight! We are classmates who love each other! Wu also consulted Jie about eye plastic surgery today!"

Bunbu Shuhei had a heartbroken expression on his face, and hypocritically persuaded him to fight.

Ye Mozheng watched the fight and listened to the "persuasion" at the same time, his blood pressure rose with anger.

Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie and Bunbu Shuhei successfully achieved the destructive effect of "2+1>3".The homeroom teacher strode into the arena and punched each of them on the head.

"Oh." ×3

Waiting for the night moths to catch the three back to the classroom, lying by the window and witnessing the whole process of entering the glass, I had expected it——

She already knew the truth about Shuhei's "listening carefully" from Xia Youjie.From the "atmosphere group" when Shuhei Bunbu devoted himself to being the teacher of Noctua, he knew that this person must be good at doing superficial work, but he didn't know what he was like on the inside.

Even if there is no force value for the time being and no destructive power in itself, Shuhei Bunbu can rely on his actions behind Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie to occupy a place on Teacher Ye Moth's troublemaker blacklist.

Today, Gojo Satoru and Bunbu Shuhei ruined all the potatoes, onions, carrots and chicken breasts in the cafeteria, and enthusiastically recruited Xia Youjie and Jia Ruzi as judges.

"Dangdangdangdangdang! This is a culinary duel between the five-star chef from the Tokyo Magic College, I, Gojo Satoru, and the wild chef challenger from Yokohama, Bunbu Shuhei!" Wearing a girly pink apron Gojo Satoru announced.

Shuhei Bunbe had just won the battle for the apron. He put on the not-so-girly yellow apron with satisfaction, and was in such a good mood that he automatically filtered out the opening line where Gojo Satoru stepped on his foot secretly.

"The content of the competition is curry," he explained to Xia Youjie. "I grew up eating spicy curry, but Wu insisted that sweet curry is the orthodox."

So, it's a battle of spicy curry and sweet curry?Xia Youjie felt that the two together could not exceed five years old.

Curry... It's a dish that stir-fries vegetables and then adds water and spices to stew. It's quite simple in my impression. It should be... nothing wrong, right?

probably not.

Because of the filters of his classmates, Xia Youjie forcibly suppressed the warning of his inner instinct—and thus, he missed the last chance to escape.

Bunbu Shuhei and Gojo Satoru, one on the left and one on the right, closed the door of the cafeteria with smiles on their faces.

Jia Ruozi, who was watching their movements, felt a chill run down his spine, shivering uncontrollably, approaching Xia Youjie and whispering, "I don't think it's very good."

Seeing the two closing the door, Xia Youjie finally broke through the filter: "I think so too."

Although it was possible to force a breakthrough, Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi still sat down at the dining table and waited with the curiosity of "I'd like to see what tricks they can do".

As expected of Shuhei who has taken care of five younger siblings, the movement of peeling potatoes is very smooth...

Satoru looks happy?Before cutting onions, you have to use a kitchen knife to hold the knife... There is no response to the eyes when cutting onions, maybe there is no lower limit...

Xia Youjie supported his head with his hands, and stared at the two people who were busy in the stove, for fear that they would throw some strange things into the pot if they didn't pay attention.

The potatoes were peeled and diced, the onions were diced, the carrots and chicken breasts were also processed into appropriate sized pieces, and finally it was time to start the fire——

Xia Youjie straightened his body, ready to rush up to grab the blame at any time.

However, everything is unexpectedly normal?

"呲啦——" The onion was put into the pot, and during the process of stir-frying to remove the water, the slightly sweet aroma spread.

The onion is slightly charred to a beautiful light brown color, and then the potatoes, carrots, and chicken breasts are put into the pan in turn.

Stir fry, no problem.

Add water, no problem.

Add spices, no...

Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi exchanged glances, and saw full of horror in each other's eyes——

Gojo Satoru makes Japanese-style curry, and Japanese-style curry has a sweet taste when jam is added.Now, Gojo Satoru not only doubled the amount of jam, but also put sugar several times that of curry powder into the pot...

Shuhei Bunbu makes a more traditional curry, which is spicy and does not meet the traditional taste of islanders.However, on this basis, Wenbu Shuhei picked up paprika again...

They got up and tried to escape, but they were pressed on their shoulders by a pair of hands stretched out from behind.Xia Youjie and Jiarui Nitrozi were forcibly fixed in their seats, and could only face the bleak reality in despair.

Gojo Wu stood behind Xia Youjie: "Jie, as a judge, how can you get away with it?"

His voice was drawn out, as if he was about to cry.

Xia Youjie couldn't see Wujo Wu, but he was disgusted by his artificial tone.Xia Youjie asked for help and looked at Shuhei Bunbube who was sitting face to face with Yariko and behind Glass, only to get a wink from Shuhei Bunbu pretending to be cute.

Destroy it, world.

The big black fox didn't expect his little friend to be infected by the chicken and the cat so quickly, his eyes were slumped on the seat, and the color of his fur became dim.

What is wrong with me that I want to get involved with this group of naive DKs?

The family member who could not escape, bitterly condemned himself who had just stepped into the cafeteria.

Soon, the canteen was filled with a mixture of sweet and pungent smells, irritating the eye sockets and nasal passages of innocent judges at the same time.

Home into the glass may belong to the more sensitive type, the redness of the eye sockets has perfectly covered up the blue and black of staying up late.Xia Youjie exhausted his self-control so as not to be rude and sneezed in public.

The two sat opposite each other with tears in their eyes, feeling a sense of choking grief without words.

It's a pity that Gojo Satoru and Bunbu Shuhei didn't intend to understand this kind of grief——

"Dangdangdangdang! The finished product is here! Please rate the two judges after tasting!"

Two pots of curry were placed in the middle of the table, and four plates of white rice were placed in front of everyone.Bunbu Shuhei and Gojo Satoru also took their seats.

Xia Youjie and Jiarui Nizi watched as the two of them covered the rice with the curry they had made with a calm demeanor, and then started with a happy face.

How about we try it?Xia Youjie asked with his eyes.

OK, you go first.Jiarui Nitro replied with his eyes.

No no no, you go first.Xia Youjie was modest.

No, you go first.The family entered the nitro and declined.

……

"Jie, Niuti, don't you want to eat it? Do you need my help?" Gojo Satoru gestured to add curry to the Niangzi beside him.

"No, no, no!" Jiarui Yanzi protected his rice, forced a smile, and said, "I can do it myself."

Do you really want to eat it?Jia Ruozi raised his hand, hesitating between the two curries.

Gojo Satoru's sweet curry is really sweet just from its appearance.The sugar content is too high, and the meat and vegetables seem to be soaked in amber syrup. You can feel the pain of tooth decay just by looking at it.

Shuhei Bunbe's spicy curry looks normal, but it exudes a terrifying spicy taste, which makes people avoid it.

Yarui Glass secretly glanced at Shuhei Bunbu who was sitting diagonally opposite.Bunbu Shuhei concentrated on his lunch, eating happily bite by bite, and his cheeks and nose did not turn red from being stimulated by chili peppers.

Maybe it just smells horrible and isn't actually spicy?With such luck, Iyuri Glass reached out to Shuhei Bunbukun's labor.

Xia Youjie watched Yairui Glass make a choice with trepidation. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that after Yairuri Mixed the curry into the rice, Bunbu Shuhei failed to manage his expression well, and showed a particularly expectant smile.

Although Bunbu Shuhei immediately stuffed himself with a spoonful of curry rice as a cover, it was enough to arouse Xia Youjie's vigilance.

"Glass, you..." Xia Youjie wanted to remind everyone to pay attention.

However it was too late.

After taking a sip of the nitrate at home, he jumped out of the seat like a frightened rabbit and rushed to the refrigerator to rummage frantically.

With ice cubes in his mouth to relieve the burning pain on the tip of his tongue, he returned like a wandering spirit in the house: "I... I came back from Huangquan Hirazaka."

Gojo Gojo's curiosity swelled unprecedentedly when he saw the gossamer's goosebumps, and he raised his hand: "I want to try it too!"

Half a minute later, there was another "corpse" with ice in its mouth.

"If you know it's spicy, don't try it casually, right?" Xia Youjie, who escaped disaster because of his keen observation skills, laughed.

"!" Suddenly attacked, the black-haired boy turned around and rushed to the refrigerator.

In line with the idea that "everyone is unlucky, it doesn't count me as unlucky", Gojo Satoru quickly stuffed Xia Youjie with a spoonful of Shuhei's special curry rice.

It has been verified that this is a spiciness that even the mantra practitioner whose sense of taste has been poisoned by the mantra for a long time cannot resist.

So the dying people became three.

Bunbu Shuhei wiped out the last grain of rice on the plate, trying to show his sincerity: "Actually, I think it's okay, don't you?"

The three gritted their teeth in secret: No, everyone is at a disadvantage, we can't let this kid go.

If spiciness can't control Bunbu Shuhei, then pour him Gojo Satoru's sweet curry!The three looked at each other, gearing up.

Bunbu Shuhei backed away calmly, and the three of them approached calmly.Both sides are well aware of each other's goals.

Play off?Bunbu Shuhei's secret passage was not good, so he aimed at the window beside him.

Xia Youjie took a step sideways, preventing Bunbu Shuhei from escaping through the window.

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie are of course invincible, and if they want to run away, they can only break out from the house, but the house is holding Gojo Wu's sweet curry, and is staring at Bunbu Shuhei.

Seeing that a big battle was inevitable, Shuhei, the Ministry of Education, made preparations for his first self-criticism after dedicating his enrollment.

Suddenly, the prompt sounded on the terminal.

Shuhei Bunbu took the opportunity of receiving the communication and slipped out of the encirclement of the three with a happy face.

"This is Shuhei Bunbu."

The voice of Bunbu Shimizu came from the opposite side of the communication: "Young master, Zenyuan Naoya's promotion mission has been confirmed, and the mission target is a curse master."

"According to my investigation, the Makoto Bunbu you asked me to pay attention to had a private deal with this curse master."

The author has something to say:

Come to a chapter on daily transition.

Makoto Bunbu, one of the candidates for the successor of the Bunbu family, lost in the competition with Shuhei. It appeared once in the previous article, which is not important.

Then it's theater time~

The victim of Shuhei's Oda version of extra-spicy curry is also the teacher Masamichi Nobuga.

why?

Because the two curries made by Gojo Satoru and Bunbu Shuhei were of course not finished, the four of them kept the rest in a lunch box and put them in the refrigerator.

Because the spicy smell is not obvious after refrigeration, and because there is Gojo Satoru's unusual curry for comparison, Mr. Ye Moth thinks that Shuhei's is a normal fast food prepared by the staff...

Teacher Noctua, dead.

感谢在2021-04-1617:20:27~2021-04-1811:55:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Sid has 1 facial paralysis every day;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!