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"Report, you little dog, big dog, pug! My old lady wants to prepare for the concert, so I have no time to chat with you. I will give you three days to write a 5000-word review, and then when you return to Beijing, she knelt down in front of me and explained. !" Xu Jingyuan cursed, and added a special sentence at the end, "You are so fucking stupid!"

"Hey, I didn't mean to..."

Before Chen Ci could quibble, a busy tone came from the other end of the phone. Chen Ci looked at the phone in a daze for a few seconds, and then quickly posted on Weibo. Nan Musheng looked at the camera and said that sentence—I think Chen Ci is very Well, it has been edited into countless small videos by the media and enthusiastic netizens, and some of them are even thoughtfully accompanied by background music, from "Waiting for a Thousand Years" to "Song of Heroes" to express The excitement of eating a big melon in my heart, of course, is the sweetest episode of various idol dramas, and many scissors went to dig out the video material library of Nan Musheng and Chen Ci overnight, and wrote for the two of them. A love epic drama after another.

Sometimes Nan Musheng was a general in ancient times, and for the sake of the country, he betrayed the prince of the enemy country, and Chen Ci was that prince.

Sometimes Nan Musheng is a god in the sky who falls in love with a ruthless devil, and Chen Ci is that devil.

Sometimes Nan Musheng is a scientist who falls in love with the robot he made, and the statement is that robot.

Sometimes Nan Musheng is the domineering president, chasing his wife who runs with the ball, and Chen Ci is that wife.

statement? ? ?Wait a minute, shit!Why am I the one who gave birth?Taking a closer look, it's so fucking twins... And the popularity of this video is unprecedented, and the comments below are full of talents, almost making Chen Ci go through the Internet and find someone to confront him.

A simple little girl: Our figure ~ this beautiful buttocks ~ looks very good at first glance ~

The chicken that stands out from the crowd: When I saw the word "birth" on the title, I originally snorted, but...um...it smells so good! ! !Words are very malleable!

Call me Ancestor: Such a touching video is beyond reason!The owner thought it was good after reading it, and immediately got out. The bed sheet gave birth to two, and it was three times in a row with one click!

I can do my own thing: Maybe you have seen a video edited by a grandma?The name is—the harem of Chen Ci.It's full of other people giving birth to him, but he didn't expect the total attack to become smaller. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?Warm reminder, there is also Nan Musheng in it, hahahahahaha... (At this moment, I really want to inform that old lady, she is standing upside down)

Have a nice meal: I have a question, why does everyone think the presentation is acceptable?I think the statement is quite offensive!

Seeing this, Chen Ci felt that everyone in the world was drunk, but this friend named "Happy Dining" was sober.If possible, he would like to contract her a year's feast, and wish her a happy meal.

But the statement should never be wrong, and it should not be opened in the middle of the building.

Reply Happy Meal: Don’t you understand height-based attacks?Nan Musheng's official height is 185, Chen Ci is 182, don't underestimate these three centimeters, it can determine the fate of a pair of CPs, and in the world of new words, the fate of Ah Ci is to be accepted.

Reply Happy Meal: Although it’s not bad to be short now, but with my brother’s temperament, the three big characters I am Gong are almost engraved on my forehead, ahem, I think the statement is very good!Doting and domineering, Ah Ci, with this kind of husband, you can give him two hugs for three years!

Reply to Happy Meal: After watching this video, my biggest regret this year has become—Chen Ci can’t have a baby.

Reply Happy dining: There is no particular reason, when two attacks meet, there must be a shou, equivalent substitution, when Nan Musheng and Chen Ci meet, the Chen Ci must be shou.

What the hell kind of equivalent substitution is this?Have you ever studied math?Seeing this, Chen Ci was ready to go into battle and debate with others in person.

"Well, I think it makes sense."

Just when Chen Ci was about to flex his muscles, a voice came from above his head, and Chen Ci raised his head, just in time to meet Bai Yi's gaze.

Bai Yi glanced at the statement, then continued to read the comments on Weibo, nodded with deep thought, and said in a rather regretful tone: "Ah Ci, why can't you have a baby? With the looks of you and my little cousin Value, it is a pity if it is not inherited, it is a pity, this is a loss in the history of human evolution."

"Goddess..." Seeing that the person who came was Bai Yi, Chen Ci's angry temper faded away, "Actually, I..."

"Actually, you also want to give birth, right?" Bai Yi looked serious.

Statement... Who the hell wants to give birth? ? ? ! ! !Lao Tzu is born to be a good material for attacking!But in front of his own goddess, Chen Ci was naturally embarrassed to discuss such a matter of dignity and status, so he could only say with a serious face: "Goddess, don't you think that Nan Mu's birth is actually quite good? "

"is it?"

The statement looked determined: "Yes."

"It's okay, anyway, facts speak louder than words!" Bai Yi had a smile on his face, as if he understood.

The statement was helpless, even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean up... But he completely ignored one problem, that is, he didn't have to clean up this matter at all!After all, facts speak louder than words.

Seeing Chen Ci's unspeakable look of suffering, Bai Yi's eyes were completely narrowed into a line of laughter, and he sat next to Chen Ci, and then the expression on his face changed, he pondered for a moment, and then sighed very seriously: "A Ci, I actually envy you."

Originally, Chen Ci wanted to say that there was nothing to be envied about, but he could turn his head and see Bai Yi's sprouting eyes, but when the words came to his mouth, Chen Ci swallowed them back abruptly.

"I envy you too. If I can go to the Oscars like you, the goddess, and work with top international directors and actors, I will definitely wake up laughing in my dreams. After waking up, I will continue to sleep. Maybe I can continue to dream."

"Hehe, when it comes to career, everyone in the entertainment circle should envy me." Bai Yi is not humble, but people always desire things that they haven't got yet. She sighed slightly, "Ah Ci!" , I want to fall in love."

Bai Yi is so straightforward that Chen Ci doesn't know how to respond. In the past, in Chen Ci's heart, Bai Yi was a goddess who stood on the altar. She stood on the top of the tower and shined. Countless people looked up to her, worshiped her, and chased her , she will always walk her own path gracefully and proudly, never bowing her head, let alone turning her head back, but now she has heard that the goddess is not a real god, and there will be times when she can't get what she asks for, and she will also have difficulties. Confessions of mind.

Chen Ci is not a person who is good at comforting others. After a long pause, he said: "You will be happy in the future."

"Why are you so serious?" Bai Yi patted Chen Ci's shoulder lightly, and teased, "And what's the difference between your words and making people drink more hot water?"

Chen Ci also smiled and responded: "What's wrong with drinking more hot water? Hot water can cure all diseases."

"You straight man! How did my little cousin bend you?"

"I can't help it. I'm too attractive. He stalks me so badly that I can't even refuse."

"Hahaha..." Bai Yi shook his head, and approached Chen Ci sideways, "A Ci, if I didn't like men, I would like you too."

"Then goddess, please think about liking me and save me from Nan Musheng's clutches. In the next life, I will be a cow and a horse to repay you!"

"Others repay favors with their bodies. How come you become a cow and a horse when you come here?"

Chen Ci twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly: "Goddess, I dare to promise you with my body, do you dare?"

As if thinking of something, Bai Yi's body trembled, and he quickly said, "Forget it, don't set me up, I still have two Hermes in my little cousin's hands!"

"Hey, it seems that you love me, goddess, not as much as two Hermes." Chen Ci sighed deliberately.

Bai Yi frowned and responded: "Otherwise?"

Bai Yi even wanted to add that there is no need for two Hermes, one is enough.

The two chatted one after another, very happy, because of Nan Musheng's relationship, the two people who had hit it off had a deeper connection. Once the chatterbox was opened, it was naturally difficult to stop it, and the content of the chat was mostly There is no nutrition, but it makes people very relaxed, and it also makes Chen Ci's originally uneasy heart gradually fall to the ground.

Although he has decided not to deliberately obscure his relationship with Nan Musheng to the public, but when all this really unfolds, he and Nan Musheng are both fish on the cutting board, and countless people are waiting for them Chen Ci didn't like this feeling, but he understood that from the moment he chose Nan Musheng, there was no possibility for him to back down.

Even without directly disclosing the relationship between the two, just a specious remark by Nan Musheng caused such a big storm. It is self-evident what kind of situation he will face in the future, so the statement will feel uneasy, even afraid, Afraid of making a wrong step, afraid that one day he will hit the south wall, but there is no possibility of turning back.

He stated that he was not a saint, but he did something for Nan Musheng that even saints rarely do. He didn't ask whether it was right or wrong, or whether it was worth it. He just did it all at once, reckless, impulsive, and even brainless. But even so, Chen Ci accepted it, because the person he fell in love with seemed to be the same as him, as reckless and impulsive, but he declared his feelings to the world in a brainless way.

Chen Ci once saw a sentence on the Internet, saying that love is a sense of happiness, but now Chen Ci thinks that happiness alone is not enough, but also a sense of security. When happiness is added to a sense of security, it will make You have a sense of belonging to a person, and this is what Chen Ci experienced in Nan Musheng.

It was he who made the statement, pulling down the man who was calm, prudent, and thoughtful, who lived on the clouds, from the mortal world, so he should be responsible anyway, right?

When leaving that day, Bai Yi said one last word, she said: "I just think you are all lucky, you met each other, you are both very brave people, so brave that not only enviable, but even a little bit embarrassing People are jealous."

Chen Ci smiled and did not answer, and looked at Nan Musheng's calm and firm eyes when he said that sentence in the video, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows. I have to say that Nan Musheng looks quite handsome.

So Chen Ci raised his finger and tapped lightly, and the like logo immediately changed color.

In less than half a minute, Hu Yang rushed into the lounge and shouted: "Boss, what are you doing?"

"What?" The statement was unclear.

Hu Yang immediately held his mobile phone and jumped: "Weibo!"

Take a closer look at the statement, wow!Forgot to cut the trumpet!

The author has something to say: Thank you little cute Ye Yu for throwing the grenade~

Thanks to the little cuties for sitting and watching Yunshu, slipping a Tieloo, lingxiying, Linlin, and Chenjiedina's bombing mine~