How to Feed a Baby Zombie

On Monday evening, a clear and crisp school bell echoed throughout the campus, and the students filed out of the classroom after finishing their day's classes.

On the school road, a few boys from the first year of high school played and walked towards the stadium, occasionally looking back, with a little disdain in their eyes.

Xiao Deng followed them silently with the basketball in his arms. After entering the court, he obediently handed the basketball over, and then sat aside to help them read their schoolbags, lowering his head to hide the frustration on his face.

After a while, the people on the field turned around and shouted after sweating, "Xiao Deng, go and buy some bottles of water!"

The undisguised imperative tone fully demonstrates the arrogance and rudeness unique to some adolescent boys, which makes people feel uncomfortable, but they have to execute it.

After Xiao Deng gave a low reply, he went slowly to the canteen to buy a few bottles of water, and when he came back, there was a familiar figure beside the court.

Holding a few bottles of mineral water in his arms, he stopped involuntarily. The shocking waves in his eyes were no less than a tsunami.

After Tao didn't know how to turn her head and saw him, she took the initiative to come over and say hello: "Xiao Deng."

He had been restless over that bowl of blood soup all night, and this morning he planned to come over to ask for some favors from Xiaodeng, and finally managed to distinguish his aura before chasing him here.

Xiao Deng looked at him in horror, and stammered, "Why... why are you here!"

This is a school, how terrible it is to be mixed in by a zombie.

Tao Buzhi pointed to the wall behind and said, "From there."

"You jumped in." Xiaodeng was startled: "You are too bold, what if someone sees you?"

Tao did not know how to roll his eyes at him and said: "I climbed over the wall."

He saw someone coming in over the wall from outside just now, so he imitated everything. After staying in human society for so long, it is natural for him to have this little wit.

Only then did Xiaodeng heave a sigh of relief, and then asked, "What are you doing here?"

Tao didn't know how to spread his hands forward and said, "Give me the money."

Xiao Deng didn't respond: "What?"

Tao didn't know how to remind him simply and rudely: "Blood soup, lose money."

Xiaodeng's heart trembled again, he didn't expect Tao Zhizhi to be so preoccupied, and was about to say something, when the boys on the field got impatient.

"Little lamp, why haven't you brought it here yet?"

"Here we come." Xiaodeng trembled, and hurriedly wanted to send it over, but Tao didn't know how to grab it by the collar and pulled it back.

Xiaodeng struggled quickly and said: "What are you doing, I have to send it over quickly, or I will be beaten."

Tao didn't know who stood in front of him, and after thinking about it, he came up with a suitable wording: "Are you a servant?"

Sitting on the wall just now, he had already seen everything clearly, and he didn't understand that Xiaodeng was obviously not happy, but he still wanted to listen to those people's orders.

After Xiaodeng came to his senses, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "If I don't listen to them, they will punish me."

Tao didn't know what he understood, so he searched for an appropriate word from the small amount of vocabulary, and that was "bullying".

"Xiao Deng, what are you doing!" The boys on the field were already furious.

Before Xiaodeng could react, he saw Tao Wuwu picked up a bottle of water from his arms, aimed at a certain boy on the basketball court and threw it towards him. With a bang, it hit him accurately, The moment the bottle cap exploded, the splashed water soaked a large area of ​​the flimsy ball uniform.

I was most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, the little lamp was already stunned, and the boys on the field also stopped their movements. After the basketball fell from the blue frame, no one picked it up, and it automatically rolled into the lawn next to it.

The boy who was hit was stunned for a few seconds, then his eyes fell on Tao Bubu, he was surprised for a moment, and then rushed over in a rage.

"Are you looking for death?"

A few bottles of mineral water in Xiaodeng's hand were scattered on the ground, he hurriedly grabbed Tao Bubu's arm, and reminded nervously: "Run!"

Tao didn't know but remained motionless, there was no trace of fear on her delicate face, and there was even some disdain hidden in her eyes.

In human society, he is only afraid of He Hanzhou and those Taoist priests.

The boy rushed forward angrily, first pushed down the small lamp, and after a few curses, he tried to push Tao.

But unexpectedly, Tao didn't know that he was pushed and didn't move, like a steady hill, but instead used his strength to push him out.

The boy was pushed two meters away, fell to the ground, looked at him incredulously, and cursed a series of obscenities.

Several people on the court quickly helped him up, and wanted to rush to take revenge, but unexpectedly, the voice of the teaching director came from behind, so they had to give up temporarily, cursing and putting away their fists.

When one of the boys passed Xiaodeng, he gritted his teeth and said, "Wait for me."

Tao didn't know how to aim at the timing when he raised his leg, and stretched out his foot, causing him to fall to the ground again.

After watching those people leave, Xiaodeng breathed a sigh of relief, but frowned again in the blink of an eye, and muttered softly, "What should I do? I will definitely be taught a lesson tomorrow."

Tao somehow didn't hear what he said clearly, remembered the purpose of her coming, spread her hands again and said, "Give me the money."

Xiaodeng understood what he meant, and pulled out his pocket in distress, "Today's pocket money is used up, can I give it to you tomorrow?"

Tao didn't know what to do with it: "Okay."

An award ceremony is being held in the Yu'an Police Station. Under the leadership of He Hanzhou, the Criminal Investigation Team [-] has solved several serious cases in a row and has become one of the outstanding police teams in Yu'an City.Director Zhao, under the instruction of his superiors, awarded medals to all members of the Criminal Investigation Team [-], and awarded He Hanzhou the title of Police Star again.

After a burst of warm applause, the meeting gradually came to an end.After the meeting ended, all the subordinates happily walked out of the conference room. He Hanzhou lowered his head and smiled, but felt that the medal on his chest seemed to weigh a thousand catties.

He had just stepped out of the meeting room when he was stopped by someone behind him. It was Lin Ran from the next-door detachment who came. She was holding a police cap with one hand, and she was wearing a black autumn police uniform, which was much more than last time. Very heroic and valiant.

"Captain He, congratulations, you're the one who won this year."

He Hanzhou also took off his police cap politely, shook hands with her politely and said, "You're welcome."

Lin Ran smiled and said, "Would you like to have dinner together tonight?"

He Hanzhou thought for a while, and politely refused: "Sorry, I have something to do tonight, and I will treat guests another day to make an apology."

Because he promised Xiao Taohua last night, he will go home to cook blood soup for him tonight.

Lin Ran's expression froze, but she quickly adjusted: "That's fine, we'll make an appointment next time."

The night was falling, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and the moon didn't mean to come out at all.After He Hanzhou went to the supermarket to buy fresh duck blood, when he got home, he found that the light was already on.

Tao didn't know that he was lying on the sofa watching the evening news, and when he heard the door open, he jumped over to him, afraid that He Hanzhou would forget: "Blood soup."

He Hanzhou raised the bag in his hand and said, "Don't worry, you are indispensable."

After all, he put the things aside, took the slippers from the shoe cabinet and changed them on, but accidentally found that the pair of shoes he bought for Tao did not know, and there were traces of mud on the soles.

He Hanzhou lowered his face and said, "You ran out by yourself again?"

Tao didn't know what to say with a guilty conscience: "Look for the little lamp."

Only then did He Hanzhou feel relieved, and when he took the bag into the kitchen, he still didn't forget to turn his head and say, "Tell me when you go out later."

Xiao Taohua is lively and active, so he can't be kept at home all the time, and he has already learned how to pretend, so he doesn't have to worry about being discovered. It's time to consider buying him a little genius phone watch.

Half an hour later, when he came out with a large bowl of boiled blood soup, he found that Tao Zhizhi was staring at the TV tightly, watching an evening news engrossed.

He Hanzhou glanced at it casually, and found that it was a piece of news about Pengci, the plot was ordinary and not probing, so he put the blood soup on the dining table before shouting: "Go wash your hands, do you still want to drink the soup?"

"Drink!" Tao didn't know that he came back to his senses, and went to wash his hands bouncing around.

The next afternoon, Tao didn't know to go to Xiaodeng to collect the debt as agreed, but when he arrived at the school, it was not time for school to end, and the campus was empty, so he had to stay at the school gate and wait.

After a while, the school bell rang, and students walked out of the school gate one after another. Tao didn't know how to look around in the crowd, but she didn't see the little lamp for a long time. It wasn't until the students around had almost left that she saw a dejected figure come out. up.

Xiaodeng's face was blue and purple, and there were a few dirty stains on his white school uniform. It was obvious that something unpleasant had happened.

Tao didn't know how to purse her lips, leaned over and pulled the little lamp aside, pointed to his clothes and said, "Dirty."

Xiaodeng knew the purpose of his visit today, and explained with a sullen face: "I'm sorry, I don't have any money for you. They took him to the toilet after school and beat him up, and took away all my pocket money."

Robbed?What's the difference between this and a boiled duck flying away from its mouth, it will never be forgiven!

Tao didn't know how to get angry from her heart, and when she was thinking about how to get it back, she saw that group of annoying boys walking out of the school gate in a blink of an eye.

With an idea, he walked quickly to block in front of them, and opened his arms to block the way.

The boys' expressions changed when they saw Tao Buzhi. They remembered what happened at the basketball court yesterday, and couldn't care about anything else. They rushed up and pushed him, even scolding him.

"Go away, I didn't settle accounts with you yesterday, and dare to block the way!"

Tao didn't know when he fell to the ground, covered his chest with one hand, and shouted loudly: "My heart hurts!"

"Xiao Tao!" Xiao Deng nervously leaned over, reached out and touched his chest, but froze.

Huh?He didn't have a heartbeat at all, how could his heart hurt.

After all, those boys had never seen such a scene before, and they froze in place at a loss.

Tao didn't know that the news footage he saw last night played back in his mind, propped up his body slightly, and imitated: "Give me the money, or call the police!"

The faces of the boys changed when they heard that they were going to call the police. After all, there were cameras around them, and no one could escape responsibility if something happened.Someone nearby had already noticed this, so they could only bite the bullet and took out the money in their respective pockets, threw it to Tao and ran away in a panic.

Tao didn't know to pat his buttocks and stood up, shaking the money in his hand, showing a smug smile.

This is the joy of being a human being!

And Xiaodeng's mind went crazy again. If he guessed correctly, what he did just now should be called touching porcelain.

……

Tao didn't know that he brought back a few hundred dollars that night, and swayed in front of He Hanzhou in a snarky manner. Unexpectedly, not only was he not praised, but he was also forced to accept a cross-examination.

He Hanzhou snatched the money from him, and asked coldly, "Where did this money come from?"

He first ruled out the possibility that Tao didn't know how to go out to make money, and then he suspected that he was doing something bad.

This matter is too complicated, Yi Tao doesn't know this simple thought, and really doesn't know how to explain it for a while.

He originally wanted to go to Xiaodeng to get back the money for the blood soup, but Xiaodeng wanted to get the money back to him, but was robbed by a group of villains, and Tao somehow snatched the money back from the gang of villains.

In that case, it was his money.

After Tao didn't know how to clear his mind, he said confidently, "Mine!"

"You ass! Did you take it out of the coffin?" He Hanzhou became irritable: "Leniency is lenient for confession, strictness for resistance, and confession!"

Tao didn't know what to say, "It's mine!"

He Hanzhou was so angry that he gritted his teeth and asked, "Who gave you the money? Not to mention that there will be no more blood soup in the future!"

No one gave it to me. I wanted it back by my ability.

Tao didn't know how to be outdone and stared back, not feeling at all that she was wrong.

He Hanzhou couldn't help pinching his face. After calming down, he remembered that this guy had said to settle accounts with Xiaodeng the night before, so he called Fulin and asked him to contact Xiaodeng.

Not long after, after learning the ins and outs of the matter, He Hanzhou's anger dissipated a little, but his mind became a little more complicated.

He planned to return the money in a few days, so he said to Tao, "I confiscated the money."

"Why!" Tao didn't know how to jump up immediately, and bared her fangs angrily, as if fighting him desperately.

He Hanzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only slow down his tone: "I'll save it for you first, and I'll pay you back a piece later."

Tao didn't know that she put away her fangs, lay on the sofa and ignored people.

He Hanzhou waited for him to calm down before going over to reason with him: "What you did is called touching porcelain, and it's illegal, you know?"

Tao Momo shook his head and said, "I don't know."

He Hanzhou gave him basic legal knowledge, and formally introduced his profession to him. After finishing, he said: "If you do this kind of thing again in the future, I have the right to arrest you. Do you understand?"

Tao didn't know what to hear, and nodded ignorantly.

Only then did He Hanzhou get up leisurely and said, "If you understand it, go stand in the corner and recite the core socialist values."

After Peach snorted heavily, she obediently did it.

After such a thing happened, He Hanzhou bought a little genius phone watch on the Internet and came back. He can contact him at any time and know his real-time location. This is a measure to prevent Xiao Taohua from sneaking out and causing trouble.

Tao didn't know that the thing was very novel, and after wearing it on his hand, he turned around excitedly for a few times, and thus accepted the second thing hanging on his body besides the blood jade.

After He Hanzhou got off work, he taught him some basic functions when he had time, and linked his mobile phone location with it.

Tao didn't know that his brain was very clever, and he mastered the trick in a while, and ran outside the balcony to make a phone call.

He Hanzhou was also happy to play this kind of child's game with him. The mobile phone in his pocket rang, and after he connected it, he heard a series of hellos.

After Tao didn't know how to finish his opening remarks, he didn't know how to continue, and he didn't even figure out how to address He Hanzhou.

How had he been calling him?dog man?damn thing?Nothing seems right.

He Hanzhou didn't hear anything for a while, so he asked, "Why don't you speak?"

Tao didn't know how to ask modestly: "What's your name?"

This question also stumped He Hanzhou. Xiao Taohua was not good at speaking before, and of course she didn't understand complex issues such as interpersonal relationships. She always talked with words and never had a formal address.

But now that he has initially acquired the habit of living in groups, he has begun to slowly get in touch with human communication, and of course he will also be sensitive to addressing.

He Hanzhou couldn't tell what his relationship with Xiao Taohua was now, so he thought about it for a while before he said, "Whatever you like, you can call it whatever you like."

Tao didn't know: "Dog things."

He Hanzhou: "..."

Tao didn’t know that this time he was like a wild horse that had run loose, so he took the whirlwind out for a couple of laps if he had something to do, and the little genius phone watch became his standard equipment when going out, so He Hanzhou could see him immediately on his phone positioning.

In the evening of this day, Tao didn't know how to take care of his mind at home, and went out for a walk with Xuanfeng as usual. When he passed Xiaodeng's school on the way, he suddenly wanted to go in and take a look. Since it was inconvenient to climb the wall with Xuanfeng, he had to choose Walked through the door openly.

The guard raised his hand and stopped him. After glancing at his appearance, seeing that he was still young, he just pointed to the whirlwind and said, "Dogs can't be brought in."

Unconsciously, Tao handed over the dog leash and said, "You watch for me."

Doorman: Are you embarrassed?

But the guard didn't bother to bother with a child, because it was school time, and after helping him tie the dog in the guard room, he waved his hand and let him in.

The huge campus is a bit deserted, most of the students have gone home, the playground is empty, only a thin figure running on the track.

Tao didn't know that he thought it was Xiaodeng, but when he got closer, he realized that it was another boy, but his body shape was somewhat similar to Xiaodeng's.

The boy was wearing a baggy school uniform, his palm-sized face was flushed by the wind, and his footsteps were obviously vain, but he still insisted on not giving up.

Tao watched with great interest for a while, and then saw the boy fall at the corner, and he still stood still, completely indifferent, because he would get up by himself when he fell.

Sure enough, the boy lay on the ground for a few seconds, patted his buttocks, and then got up. After seeing this scene, Tao didn't know, and his heart jumped for joy.

At this time, a familiar call came from behind. He looked back and found that Xiao Deng was walking towards him.

Xiaodeng had just finished cleaning in the classroom, and when he walked out of the teaching building, he saw the figure on the edge of the playground and thought it was his eyesight.

"Why are you here again?"

Tao didn't know the truth and said, "Passing by."

Xiaodeng grabbed the strap of his schoolbag tightly, and said with a bitter face: "You better not come in the future, I will be unlucky once you come, those bastards said that they will make an appointment after school tomorrow, I think it will be over." A date?Tao didn't know what it was for fun, and said with great interest: "I'll go too!"

Seeing his silly appearance, Xiao Deng silently sighed.

After returning home, Tao didn't know that he was still thinking about tomorrow's appointment, and walked around the living room twice excitedly. Although the whirlwind couldn't figure out the situation, he still followed him and wagged his tail.

He Hanzhou looked at the scene when he walked in the door, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Did you take the whirlwind for a walk today? Are you so happy?"

Tao didn't know how to jump up in front of him, and smiled at him: "I have to go out tomorrow."

He Hanzhou saw a few messy hairs on his head, and helped him tidy up as if he was obsessive-compulsive: "Where are you going?"

Tao didn't know and said, "Look for the little lamp."

He Hanzhou frowned: "Are you asking him for money again?"

Tao didn't know and shook his head quickly.

Only then did He Hanzhou loosen his brows and said, "Go ahead, remember to watch the traffic lights when crossing the road."

In the evening of the next day, Tao didn't know to go out according to the agreed time, but this time he thought it was troublesome, so he didn't take Xuanfeng out again.

When she walked into the school smoothly, Tao didn't know that she saw the boy from yesterday. He was still running laps on the playground by himself today, but in the blink of an eye, he fell again.

There was a sound of mocking not far away, and the conversation was carried by the wind.

"Hahaha, I still want to run first like this, it's a dream."

Tao Wuzhi frowned slightly, watched the boy get up from the ground, wiped his eyes and continued running down, like a tough weed.

At this time, Xiaodeng walked out of the teaching building slowly, was stunned for a moment when he saw the waiting peach, and then walked over with a sullen face.

Tao didn't know how to look back, and turned to smile at him: "Let's go!"

Xiaodeng looked at him resentfully: "I don't want to go."

But if you don't go to the appointment, it is estimated that those people will get worse tomorrow.

The two still went to the open space behind the school together. The group of boys were already waiting inside, and when they saw them walk away, they showed malicious smiles.

It just so happened that Tao didn't know that the little genius watch on his wrist rang. It was He Hanzhou calling. After he answered the phone skillfully, he hung the watch over his mouth and said, "Hello?"

He Hanzhou watched him go out for so long, worried that he might get into trouble, so he called to ask, "What are you doing?"

Tao didn't know what to say: "About a fight!"

He Hanzhou:? ?

But before he had time to ask more, the phone on the other end hung up.

He Hanzhou was lying when he said that he was not worried. He glanced at the location shared on his phone and found that Xiao Taohua's location was just behind the No. [-] Middle School in Yu'an City.

In Yu'an City, the surveillance around the school is connected with the police system. He Hanzhou simply called up the real-time surveillance of the Fifth Middle School. Under the surveillance behind the school, he found that Tao Zhizhi and Xiaodeng were surrounded by a group of tall boys. Look at this posture is about to fight.

There was indeed a fight here, but it was a one-sided beating. Tao didn't know what it meant to make a fight now. He looked at the fierce boy in front of him, and opened his mouth subconsciously, only to find that his fangs hadn't grow out?

Xiao Deng dragged him back and forth, his lips trembling nervously, "It's all...it's all your fault, I'm dead now."

After He Hanzhou saw all this from the monitor, he unconsciously frowned, thinking that it would be too late to rush there, so he suddenly remembered something.

The little wooden man who had been subjected to the corpse control technique was never used, and he took it back to the office as a decoration.

In the open space behind No. [-] Middle School, Xiaodeng and Tao had already been cornered. Seeing that the boys' fists were about to fall, Xiaodeng held his head tightly in fear.

Tao Bubu suddenly felt that his body was out of control, like a puppet being pulled by a string, he clenched his fist and smashed it on the face of one of the boys.

The screams hit the eardrums, Xiaodeng raised his head in surprise, and found that Tao didn't know that he seemed to have changed into a different person, with clean and neat strikes, an uppercut with his left hand, and a sweep with his right foot, and he beat those boys to the ground in a short while It's amazing.

Xiaodeng looked dumbfounded, thinking he was dazzled.

The group of boys didn't expect to encounter a tough fight. After being beaten badly, they wanted to run away, but they were stopped by a cold shout.

"stop!"

Tao didn't know that after feeling her body regained her freedom, she immediately snarled, pointed at the group of prodigal dogs fiercely and said, "Stand against the wall!"

Perhaps due to his power just now, the group of boys were afraid of being beaten again, so they obediently stood against the wall.

Tao didn't know how to think about the way a man usually scolds him at home, put on a posture imitating it, and asked with a tigery face, "Do you know what's wrong?"

The boys looked at each other in blank dismay, and after a while, they bit the bullet and said, "Got it."

Tao didn't know what to ask again: "Where is the mistake?"

When He Hanzhou arrived in his car, he happened to see a group of boys who had been beaten up with bruised noses and swollen faces, facing the wall and reciting the core values ​​of socialism.

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony..."

"Liberty, equality, justice, the rule of law..."

"Patriotic, dedicated, honest, friendly..."

作者有话要说：小桃花威武，over感谢在2021-07-0720:53:47~2021-07-0820:22:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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