How to Feed a Baby Zombie

After solving Xiao Gui's matter, Fu Lin read a lot of Feng Shui materials, and learned that there is a place with strong yang energy in the next city, which can suppress evil things like zombies. He planned to go there and choose a new cemetery for the little zombie .

As the end of August approached, it was time for Xiaodeng to go back to school. There was no one in the Taoist temple, so the task of guarding Tao Wuzhi naturally fell to He Hanzhou.

After He Hanzhou applied for leave, he left Kongling Mountain with Tao Wuzhi. He lived in an old town in Yu'an, where the surroundings were relatively clean and the neighbors were far away, which could eliminate many unnecessary hidden dangers.

As soon as the door was opened, the family's dog named "Cyclone" seemed to smell a strange smell, rushed over and barked at Tao I don't know.

What is it called!Stinky dog!

Tao didn't know that he lay on the ground on the spot, and bared his fangs at the whirlwind.

Cyclone obviously had never seen this kind of creature before. After being startled, he immediately avoided it cowardly wagging his tail.

Tao stood up complacently, and patted the dust off his body. He was still wearing the student uniform that He Hanzhou bought for him. It had been dirty in the past few days, and the tiger leather boots on his feet were covered with mud, completely lost. Noble look.

After He Hanzhou asked him to take off his shoes, he carried him into the bathroom, knocked on his head and said, "Take off your clothes by yourself, and wash off the dirty things on your body."

After Tao unknowingly took off his clothes and trousers, he was thrown into a bathtub filled with warm water. He struggled in the water for a while, showing a small head, and looked at He Hanzhou blankly.

Although Tao died completely hundreds of years ago, his skin is still the same as that of a living person, like uncut jade that has been buried for a long time, and it still retains a smooth and delicate luster when it is unearthed.

He Hanzhou's eyes moved, and then he looked away, "Will you take a bath by yourself?"

Tao didn't know who to go behind, put two slender and white legs on the edge of the bathtub, hooked the toes with round nails, and ordered naturally: "You...wait..."

serve?

He Hanzhou was amused, because he was still a noble young master before his life.

He Hanzhou was too lazy to bother with an unearthed cultural relic, so he squeezed some shower gel to help him rub his body. Tao didn't know that his skin was as cold as jade, but it didn't have the slightest temperature, which was in stark contrast to He Hanzhou's hot palms.

When he rubbed the inside of his thigh, He Hanzhou paused, and politely retracted his hand.

Tao looked at him inexplicably, grabbed his hand and touched it, and reminded: "Rub... rub..."

He Hanzhou: Fuck you!

After washing his body, He Hanzhou glanced at his long wet hair, held back his impatience and washed it, and it took half an hour to dry it.

Tao subconsciously shook her head, her jet-black hair was scattered around her thin waist, and there was a kind of indistinguishable beauty when she looked back.

The whirlwind approached cautiously, and seemed to be a little curious about him. Tao didn't know how to get close to him and was about to grab his tail, but the whirlwind shook his head and ran away, and the dog froze and started chasing him in the living room.

He Hanzhou didn't bother to care about them. After making something to eat, he turned on the computer to look at the case file.

Before going to bed, He Hanzhou was brushing his teeth in the bathroom as usual, when he suddenly saw Tao Buzhi sticking out his head in the mirror, and quickly read his meaning from his eyes.

"You want to brush your teeth too?" He Hanzhou asked after rinsing his mouth.

Tao didn't know how to jump in, her long hair was messily scattered on her forehead, and she opened her two shabby fangs, like a scary and cute ghost coming out of a horror movie.

He Hanzhou took a closer look, and teased: "Does your mouth stink?" After all, he has been lying down for hundreds of years.

You stink!I am very fragrant!

Tao didn't know how to explode immediately, baring his fangs in dissatisfaction, He Hanzhou took the opportunity to open a new toothbrush, wiped the toothpaste and stuffed it into his mouth.

Tao didn't know that her mouth was gagged, and she stared at him angrily.

Under He Hanzhou's guidance, Tao didn't know how to clean her teeth, so she opened her mouth in a self-conscious way, with the subtext in her heart overflowing on her face.

Smell it!

Smell it!

I don't stink at all!

He Hanzhou was amused by his funny behavior. In fact, this guy has no peculiar smell, but a faint smell of spices. It should be because someone stuffed spices into his coffin when he was buried.

Tao reluctantly moved forward, but He Hanzhou could only lower his head and smell it, and responded dumbfounded.

"It smells good, let's go."

In this way, Tao didn’t know to stay at He Hanzhou’s house for the time being, and Fulin didn’t know what was going on. In order to avoid necessary troubles, He Hanzhou could only watch him at home during his vacation, and ordered Cannes to help him buy some suitable ones. Clothes and daily necessities come here.

That afternoon, Cannes knocked on the door carrying a big bag of things. He Hanzhou opened the door halfway, took the things in his hand, and had no intention of inviting him into the house.

Kang Cheng glanced into his room, and guessed gossipingly: "Captain, why are you so secretive? There must be a girl hiding in the room, right?"

"Hurry up and get out." He Hanzhou mercilessly closed the door.

In the living room, a movie about different paths between humans and ghosts was played on the TV. The villain in it uttered a classic line, which planted the seeds of curiosity in Tao's heart.

"The joy of being a human being is beyond your imagination."

What kind of happiness is that?

Tao didn’t know that occasionally he felt that being a zombie was too boring, and he also wanted to feel the joy of being a human being, so that night, he deliberately mentioned this matter to He Hanzhou.

He Hanzhou found it funny: "You said you want to learn how to be a human being?"

Peach nodded sincerely.

He Hanzhou pointed to his hands raised in front of his chest and said: "Take your hands back, you can't jump around."

Tao didn't know to put his hands away immediately, and looked at him full of curiosity.

and then?

He Hanzhou said solemnly: "To be a man, one must first learn to walk."

Tao didn't know how to lift his stiff leg, and asked for help, "Teach me?"

"Teach you?" He Hanzhou deliberately teased him: "There will be a fee."

Tao hesitated for a while, and reluctantly made a decision: "The coffin... pays... half."

He Hanzhou smiled: "Deal."

Thus, Tao did not know how to take the first step towards human society, learning to walk.

He Hanzhou was also on vacation anyway, and was bored, so he would fool him a few times at home.Tao did not know but was very humble, and it was rare for him to stand aside obediently, waiting for He Hanzhou to issue an order.

"Leave your left leg first."

"Leave your right leg again."

Tao didn't know how to move according to the instruction, and found that his body movements were too stiff, and he couldn't move his legs at all.He Hanzhou had no choice but to squat down, grabbed his ankle and moved forward without stopping.

"Come on, left leg, right leg, slow motion..."

Cyclone watched the actions of the two curiously, and also wagged his tail beside him.

After being led around by He Hanzhou for a few laps, Tao didn't know how to gradually find the feeling. Although the posture was a bit funny, she still took a step forward.

He Hanzhou felt that he was very clever, so he encouraged him: "Yes, that's it, let's take a few more steps..."

Tao didn't know who walked around the living room, and gradually found the feeling, so she shook off He Hanzhou's arm, intending to show it off, but her steps were too big, and she accidentally split a fork.

He Hanzhou helped him up dumbfounded, and subconsciously asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

As a zombie, Tao didn’t know the pain, of course he didn’t feel pain anymore, but he still pretended, and said to He Hanzhou with his hips straight: “Huh…huh…”

He Hanzhou: Call you a big-headed ghost!

After a few days like this, Tao had somehow found the knack, and she walked in a decent way. Apart from the stiff and awkward posture, she couldn't find any major problems at all.

At the advanced stage, He Hanzhou moved out of the model he used to train people in the police force, and used the living room as a training ground.

"stand at attention!"

"Look forward!"

"turn right!"

"Come with me, one two one, one two one..."

Tao didn't know that he was wearing a large T-shirt, the collar had been tilted to the shoulders, and he looked a bit like a prodigal son.He imitated He Hanzhou's movements, swinging his arms one after another, looking a little funny.

He Hanzhou waited for him to walk around twice, then bent his lips and said, "Stop!"

Tao didn't know how to put away her steps, and stood still.

He Hanzhou's brain twitched, and he said casually: "Report the number!"

Tao didn't know what it meant, but when her gaze passed outside the window, she understood it instantly.

Before He Hanzhou had time to say anything, he watched the guy jump forward a few times and jumped off the balcony.

He Hanzhou's heart tightened, and he rushed downstairs to check, and found that Xiao Taohua was holding the crooked neck tree with both hands, and looked at him proudly.

He Hanzhou asked amusedly and angrily: "What are you doing!"

Tao didn't know: "Hug the tree."

He Hanzhou: "...", what a clever little guy!

As the captain of the criminal investigation, He Hanzhou, although he is on vacation, occasionally has to return to the police station to handle some follow-up work. For example, today, the Lishui Village drug trafficking case is going to be in court, and he has to appear in court on behalf of the police.

He got up early in the morning and changed into the police uniform, glanced at the young man resting on the sofa, patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm going out for a while, you stay at home and don't jump around."

where to?Tao didn't know how to ask him with his eyes.

There is always some uneasiness when the money is not obtained.

He Hanzhou saw his thoughts, "Go to make money, and pay back your coffin book early."

Hurry up then!

The money-loving Tao didn't know how to get up immediately, and pushed him out of the door unceremoniously.

He Hanzhou grabbed his wrist, called Xuan Feng over and said, "Xiu Feng, watch him carefully."

Cyclone shook its tail, indicating that it had received the order.

The drug trafficking case in Lishui Village involved too much. When the news was revealed, it aroused a lot of public opinion. The court was crowded with media reporters early on.

The leader of the drug dealer had died in the explosion, and the rest of his subordinates confessed to the crimes they committed. They were suspected of armed smuggling, trafficking and transportation, drug manufacturing and other crimes, and were finally sentenced to death by the judge.

The villagers of Lishui Village paid the bill for their greed and ignorance, and they were sentenced without exception. This sensational case finally came to an end.

After the trial ended, He Hanzhou was stopped by the police just as he walked out of the courtroom: "Captain, the reporters outside all want to interview the police, and the director told you to appear on camera."

He Hanzhou turned on his mobile phone and looked at the surveillance cameras at home, and found that the little zombie and the whirlwind were both sleeping, so he felt relieved and said, "Let's go."

Tao didn't know that he had regained his mind, and when he opened his eyes again, there was no man in the room, only the dog lying at his feet.

It was evening now, and it was the evening news time. Tao did not know how to turn on the TV as usual, and after changing a few channels, he unexpectedly found the figure of the man.Cyclone also noticed this scene, and excitedly yelled at the TV screen a few times.

The man on the screen was blocked by a group of people, and in front of him was a row of long guns and short guns. Tao stared at this scene in surprise. Even as a hard-hearted zombie, he couldn't help being moved.

In ancient times, there was blood licking under the edge of a knife, but now there is survival under the muzzle of a cannon.

Hengpi: Making money is difficult!

Tao didn't know what she needed to do for the man. Thinking of their human habits, she immediately shifted her gaze to the kitchen, with a weird smile on her lips.

Ten minutes later, amidst the sound of ping-pong-pong, the whirlwind was sprinkled with spices, and finally, driven by the desire to survive, had to run to the living room to take refuge.

That night, when He Hanzhou returned home, he found that the kitchen was like a hurricane passing through. Bottles and cans were scattered all over the floor, and the smells of various seasonings were intertwined, mercilessly impacting people's olfactory nerves.

Tao, who was smelling of soy sauce all over, hid in the corner of the wall, pretending nothing happened, and Xuanfeng nestled at his feet, not daring to look at his master's angry face.

After He Hanzhou breathed a sigh of relief, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Who did it!"

Tao Bubu stared at the big innocent eyes, and pointed to the whirlwind at his feet.

whirlwind:? ?

【I may not be a human, but you are a real dog...