Daily life of male god and cat

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Male God: Do you like the special dishes I made?

Xiaoxia: Meow! (like!)

Xiaolan: Aww! (like!)

Male god: I like honest cats.

Xiaoxia: Meow! (like!)

Xiaolan: Aww! (I don't like it!) [Ao Wan immediately jumps onto the male god's knee] Awow! (Your food is so bad, it lies and I’m honest, kiss me quickly!)

The male god [puts down the flower cat and gently hugs the black cat]: It seems that it's time for a manicure.

Xiaolan: ………… [Looking at the back of the male god leaving with the black cat in his arms, he overturns the table angrily] Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! (You clearly said you like honest cats!!)

32. Diary of a Male God

The legs are getting heavier, Xiao Xia is fine, Xiao Lan is growing fast, and in a few days there may be no room for him to sleep on the legs.

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In the grass curled suspiciously a golden mass, a fluffy mass with no face and no buttocks.

Old cat [startled]: Damn it!Scared me too!Uh... what are you doing?

Two ears protruded from the furry mass, and a pair of blue eyes were gloomyly exposed.

Xiaolan [quietly]: Do I look small enough?

Laomao [Inner OS: I saw your big lump from ten meters away, how could it be so small? ! ]: ... Uh, actually, I think it’s good to be big. When I was young, I dreamed that I would be as big as a lion~~

Xiaolan [looks at the small and exquisite cat reflected in the glass of the convenience store opposite and herself who is curled up and twice her size]: ...Will I grow as big as a lion?

Old Cat: That's impossible~~

The flower cat finally curled up, lying in the grass and looking up at the starry sky, showing a relieved expression.

Lao Mao [looking up at the starry sky]: After all, you are a leopard.

Xiaolan:? ! ! ! ! !

34. Flower "cat" mood diary

I am a tiger cat...

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Xiaolan: Aww~~

Male God: What's wrong?

Little Blue:  …

Male God: Are you hungry? [Go to the kitchen and get a wonderful package. ]

Xiaolan [takes a small bite]: ...

Male God: Do you want to lick your hands? [After washing hands in the bathroom, squat down and reach over. ]

Xiaolan [takes a sip]: ...

Male god [some worried]: Is there any discomfort?

Xiaolan [lowers her head, gently rubs her ears against the trousers of the male god]: Awwhhhh... (Would you still love me if I wasn't a cat anymore?)

Male god [rubbing Xiaolan's ears]: Are you unhappy?It's okay, I'm thinking of a solution, neither you nor Xiaoxia will give up.

36. Diary of a Male God

Went to buy piano seats today and now they can all sleep next to me.

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Lao Mao: I seem to be in a good mood recently, Hua... Uh, Your Excellency Humao?

Xiaolan [squints her eyes happily]: It’s okay, [jumps onto the branch lightly] Tell them from today on, I’m a leopard.

Lao Mao [Looking up at the leopard on the tree, tears streaming down his face, OS in his heart]: Actually, we all know it...

38. Diary of a Male God

When I went to the pet hospital today, I saw the Somali long-haired cat again. I yelled jiji, and he turned his head back, but he looked at me a little unfriendly, but he seemed to recognize me after two more glances. Then he was very kind again, and he would lower his head cooperatively when touching him.This time it was not Mr. Kai who brought him for the injection, but a boy with curly hair. He suddenly felt that Jiji was a bit pitiful. He was abandoned by the owner in less than a month, but the new owner of the curly hair seemed very caring. Even after being messed up by Jiji, she was still very gentle to him.I am very happy that Jiji has such a good home.

PS, when I left, I saw a BMW Tomahawk parked on the side of the road, very aggressive and beautiful.

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Male God: Chi Chi?

Jiji: What the hell?stupid human~~

Xiaolan: What did you say?

Jiji: It's you, the owner of the noble Mr. Leopard~~

Juanjuan: Jiji!Come here for an injection!

Chichi: How many times have I told you not to call me Chichi in public!Stupid shit shoveler!

Juanjuan: Be good, don't move around, look at me, what do you think this is?Haha, isn't it fun?

Jiji: Don't embarrass me, okay?You will lose all your face!How did I meet a shit-shoveling officer like you? !

Juanjuan: Ah, don't grab my hair!Take it easy!

Male God: ...

41. Other people's stories

Juanjuan [dial mobile phone]: Qin Xiu, where are you?

School Belle [big gasp]: Huh...huh...

Juanjuan [looking around]: Hello?Qin Xiu, are you okay?I only see your car.

School Belle [very weak voice]: Shhh... listen... see that alley across the street from Haagen-Dazs?

Juanjuan [holds the mobile phone in one hand and plugs the ear with the other]: Hello?Please speak up, it's too loud in here to hear you!

School beauty [gritting teeth]: That alley opposite Haagen-Dazs!You walk in and you see a row of trash cans!One of the bins had a can of Coke Zero on the lid!

Juanjuan: Then what?

Xiaohua: …………… I’m right behind that trash can.

42. Other people's diary

Never go to the pet hospital to pick up golden retrievers again.

The author has something to say: It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand the two other people’s stories, they are for the benefit of previous readers. You all understand why Qin Xiu is behind the trash can...

I will give away a small theater of a small theater (actually, it was left when I replied to readers last time~~)

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Flower cat [reading while killing]: A mouse, a small fish, a sparrow, an earthworm~~

Lace Man [Frightened]: Nima, that's not an earthworm, that's a snake! ! !

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I know that I skipped the ticket on Tuesday, and today it was postponed to Saturday, but today is a big show and there are big-name guest appearances! !Can I save a message? ! !