Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"Why do you like cats so much..."

"I like you."

130 four

Blade: Your Highness, what are you doing?

Lan Shangwu: I'm shoveling shit for a cat.

Blade: Do you need to do this kind of thing yourself?

Lan Shangwu: The owner of the pet shop told me that I had to shovel the cat’s excrement myself in order to build a deep friendship with the cat.

Blade [frowned and shook his head]: I've never heard of such a statement.

Lan Shangwu: The owner of the pet shop knows more than others, and I decided to learn from him during the earth survey.By the way, are you okay?

Blade: We already have the whereabouts of Lou Zhan.

Lan Shangwu: Great, where is he? !

Blade: I'm afraid it's not that simple.

Lan Shangwu: What's wrong?

Blade: The species transformation machine has been activated.

Lan Shangwu: What? !

Blade: When the spaceship stealthily scanned this area, it found signs of the activation of the species transformation machine. Due to a large number of molecular reorganizations, many strange changes occurred in the animals and plants in that area. Fortunately, the species transformation machine is still in the experimental stage, and it is only A single transformation can be performed on an individual individual.

Lan Shangwu: Do you know what the transformed individual creature is?

Blade: A leopard disappeared in that nature reserve recently. At the same time, the administrator of the nature reserve found a young man who suddenly appeared in the reserve. I think the target is very clear.

Lan Shangwu: Why didn't you bring him back?

Blade: He's missing.However, I think that as the first successful sample of the species transformation machine, Lou Zhan will try his best to find him.

Lan Shangwu: Okay, you continue to investigate, and you must retrieve the samples before the Lou Zhan.

Blade: Certainly.Then I take my leave.

Lan Shangwu: Wait!

blade:?

Lan Shangwu [hesitating]: ... If the human sample is found, what should we do with it?

Blade: The interstellar law stipulates that species transformation experiments are illegal. If a modified species is found, it must be restored. However, since the species transformation machine is still in the experimental stage and does not have the function of restoration, it can only destroy the samples.

Lan Shangwu: But, this is not the fault of the sample itself, it is too cruel to do so, can you let him live?

Blade [shaking his head regretfully]: I'm afraid not, the modified samples will be extremely unstable in terms of physical and mental states, and very dangerous.

Lan Shangwu: Is that so? ...Understood, thank you for your hard work.

130 five

Doctor: Why are you again?What happened this time?

Male god: The corners of his mouth are foaming.

Doctor [checked for a while]: You are still allergic, did your cat lick the corner of its mouth this time?

The male god [stopped]: ...

Doctor: What's wrong?

The male god [looked for a while, then recovered]: ... What should I do if he still licks in the future?

Doctor: If you want to keep raising him, you have to get used to it slowly. It’s not like you were allergic to the saliva of a certain animal before. After getting along for a long time, your body will automatically adapt to this situation.But your cat is really clingy hahaha...

130 six

Agent: Xiaolan!look!The magazine is out!You can be on T&S for the first time, you are amazing! ALEXWU decided to continue to cooperate with you in the next season of advertising!

Lan Aowen [flicks through the magazine with dull interest]: ...Queen temperament? [Speaking in a deep voice] Is this talking about me?

The agent hurriedly took back the magazine: No, no, this is talking about the model next door...

Lan Aowen spread out his right hand, and the manager had no choice but to hand over the magazine with a bitter face.

Lan Aowen [flicking through the magazine, his face getting more and more ugly]: ...and he said he wasn't talking about me, he was clearly talking about me!Remember to use the word 'king' to describe me next time!

Agent: This is decided by the editor of the magazine, and it doesn’t count if I say it...

Lan Aowen [throws the magazine on the coffee table and crosses his legs in Ham style]: Then call the editor of the magazine.

Broker [wiping sweat]: Even if you call someone, they may not be willing to change it...

Lan Aowen: Then make threatening phone calls.

Manager [about to kneel down]: Your Lady Queen, please spare me...

Lan Aowen grinned ferociously.

Agent [Inner OS]: It's over...

130 seven

Lan Aowen [angry]: Are these people on the Internet blind?How do you return the queen to the queen? !I'm a man I have an Adam's apple I have a bird Can't they all see? !

Agent: They don’t say you’re a queen. It’s a way of describing it. It means that although you are a man, you have the aura of a queen. The aura of a queen is very good, noble and powerful!

Lan Aowen [cold eyes]: Which one is more noble and powerful, the queen or the emperor?

Agent: ......... Queen.

Lan Aowen smashed the pad on the manager's head.

The manager pitifully hugged the nearly smashed tablet: Thinking on the bright side, they are all your fans, aren't you happy to have so many fans?

Lan Aowen bit his thumb and checked the webpage self-consciously: Is the editor of T&S named Irene?

The agent knelt on the ground.

Lan Aowen turned his head to look at him, then turned his head and moved the tablet aside, turned his back to the manager and continued the human flesh search without distraction.