Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"We generally don't say that. If the other party says 'sorry', you can say 'it's okay'."

"Why is it okay?! You almost made me unable to come back!!...Why are you a stupid human being..."

120 three

At night, the two of them sat on the sofa and watched TV.

In the animal protection public service advertisement, the new generation of little king Ozhe Lun appeared in the camera: castrate your cats and dogs, it is safe and painless, and your baby will not be anxious even if it enters estrus after the operation, and will be healthier and happier Oh~~[He mentions a big golden retriever who has undergone castration and has no balls and kisses it. The big golden retriever wags its tail meekly. ]

The male god turned his head thoughtfully.

Xiao Xia raised her tail nervously, and protected Jiji with her two paws.

Xiaolan put her legs together nervously and pressed her crotch with both hands.

Male God: ...

120 four

Pet Hospital.

A Xue: Xiao Xia's master!Xiao Xia's master!Huh... why did it disappear in a blink of an eye?

Chichi: Noble Mrs. Leopard, the intern seems to be calling you.

Xiaolan [comes out from under the table, gracefully gets up and pats the ashes on her clothes, under the table is a pitbull trembling with fright]: What's wrong?

Ah Xue looked at the tall, handsome man with fair hair in a black and white striped sweater, and was a little surprised: Ah, that... Dr. Wu Ming, [holds up the little black cat in his arms] Dr. Wu Ming asked if your Xiaoxia needs some medicine? Ball drop?

Xiaolan [glances at Xiao Xia who is looking at him eagerly in Ah Xue's hand, and smiles mischievously]: All right, take it away!

Axue: OK. [Xiao Xia, who is struggling with meow meow, enters the operating room, Xiao Lan leans behind her back and waves at Xiao Xia. ]

Jiji: Master Leopard, why didn't you see the male god?

Xiaolan: He is going to train.

Jiji [thoughtfully]: Really?

Xiao Xia's cry came from the operating room, Xiao Lan frowned: ... Am I going too far?

Chichi [looks at the pitbull that is still trembling under the table]: The noble Leopard-sama can do nothing too much~~

Xiaoxia's sobs echoed in the clinic.

boom.The door of the operating room was pushed open vigorously.

Wu Ming and A Xue, who were wearing masks, looked back in shock.

Xiaolan [looked in disbelief at the little black cat on the operating table, whose hind legs were spread out in disgrace, with its balls shivering under the scalpel, with a cold gleam in its eyes]: You perverts, why don’t you? Just like to touch people's balls?

Wu Ming pulled off his mask: How did you get in?go out!

woof woof! !Meow meow meow! !

A Xue watched in horror as a group of cats and dogs swarmed into the operating room from behind the handsome man with fair hair!A cat flew towards his face, and he grabbed the cat and saw that the operating room seemed to have been hit by a nuclear attack, and it was already in chaos.

Xiaoxia jumped off the operating table and threw herself into Xiaolan's arms. Xiaolan nervously raised the black cat and looked between her legs, and finally breathed a sigh of relief: Eggy is still there...why are you crying?Eggy is still there!

Jiji [getting between Xiaolan's feet, raising his head and saying]: Noble Lord Huabao, didn't you say that the male god went to the shooting team?

Xiaolan [hangs the little black cat on her shoulder and lowers her head]: Yes, what's wrong?

Jiji: It's nothing, it's just that before I came to the hospital, I saw a man who looked very similar to a male god in the watchtower coffee shop in front of me.

Xiaolan: ...?

120 five

Watchtower Cafe.

Male god [recording the customer's order]: A cup of mocha, a cup of cappuccino, okay, please wait a moment.

A pair of guests at the door got up and left.

Male god [bows]: Thank you for your patronage.

A couple of guests enter.

Male god [bows]: Welcome.

Store Manager: Uh, Su Ze, come here... Well, your attitude towards customers is too blunt, you should be more enthusiastic and your expression should be more lively.

Male god [nods]: Okay.

Another pair of guests come in.

Male god [raise volume]: Hurry up!welcome!Light!Pro!

The store manager [holding his forehead]: ... Forget it, you should go to send out the discount list, and you can get ten yuan commission for every customer who spends the discount list.

Male God: ...Okay.

Behind the big tree across the street from the coffee house, Jiji standing on Xiaolan's shoulders: Noble Master Huabao, won't you go in?

Xiaolan stood behind the tree, watching the male god in black and white waiter uniform push the door out, took a stack of promotional coupons from a basket at the door, and walked away alone.

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Lace Man: Why did you suddenly work part-time in a coffee shop?Isn't the shooting team treated well?

Male god: The treatment of the shooting team is very good for me alone, but not for two people.

Lace Man: Why do you make yourself so tired?That idiot with snake spirit disease let him die!

Male god: I've already dated him, I must be responsible to him [slightly red face].Okay, I'm on the street, and I'm about to start sending out coupons.

Lace Man [Fu forehead]: Why do I get the feeling that you are about to shoot, you can't be so murderous when handing out leaflets...

after an hour.

The male god who had finally delivered twenty coupons returned to the coffee shop, but saw that there seemed to be a lot less coupons in the basket: Manager, did you ask someone else to issue the bill?

Store Manager: No.

Male God [Inner OS]: That's probably because I misread it. [Takes another stack of coupons. ]

After the male god left, several cats slipped out of the alley, jumped into the basket, bit a stack of coupons and ran away.

street.

Woman A: Wow, so cute, actually using cats to distribute leaflets! [Turning to her boyfriend] Let's go to this coffee shop!

school entrance.

Female high school student A: Ah, look!Cats who hand out leaflets!

Female high school student B [squats down to accept the coupon]: Thank you!Thank you!

Commercial street.

Employee A: Boss, it's terrible, we can't send out all our advertisements!There is a watchtower coffee shop, and cats are used to distribute advertisements all over the street! !

Boss [the cigarette falls from his mouth, he grabs Employee A by the collar and shakes it]: What? !Did you see clearly?Is that a cat or a dog? !

Employee A who was dizzy from being shaken: It's a cat!It's a cat! [Raise your hand to learn from a cat] A cat that will scratch your trouser legs like this, will circle your legs, and meow meow meow if you don't pick it up! !

central Park.

Xiaolan: Have you finished posting?

Cat A: Report to Mrs. Leopard, I have sent all ten copies!

Cat B: I sent twenty copies!Master Leopard, please pet it!

Chichi: Report to the noble Leopard!Strictly follow your orders, not a single cat was discovered by the male god!

Xiaolan opened the backpack, and the smell of Miaoxian Bao came, and the cats cheered and rushed forward.Xiaolan looked in the direction of the coffee house by herself.

Jiji [with two Miaoxianbao in one mouthful]: Aren't you going to tell the male god?

Xiaolan [throws the empty backpack over her shoulder]: I don't care if he knows or not, as long as I treat him nicely.

Watchtower Cafe.

It took more than two hours to send out less than [-] coupons, and the male god pushed open the door with a little frustration. The aroma of coffee came, and the male god looked up, and was surprised to see that the coffee shop was full of guests.

The store manager [stepped forward and patted the male god's arm happily]: Su Ze, you are amazing!It took so many guests in just two hours!

Male God: But I...

Store Manager: Don't be humble!You are officially hired!Do it well!I like you!

Male god: Thank you manager!I will work hard!

Store Manager: That's right!This is the spirit!

Lan Aowen squatted down from the window outside the coffee shop, turned his head and asked Jiji and the old cat behind him in a low voice: Which way does he usually take when he returns from the shooting team?

Jiji raised its paw and pointed to the east.

The old cat raised its claws and pointed to the west.

Lan Aowen [black face]: ...

The two cats coordinated in a hurry, and finally pointed to the southeast together.

Jiji: Master Leopard, what are you doing?

Lan Aowen: Go pick him up.

Lao Mao: But the male gods come back by bicycle, and you don't have a means of transportation.

Lan Aowen [patted the old cat on the head]: You don't understand, I just want to give him a surprise.

Half an hour later, the male god's bicycle stopped at the intersection: let's go to the supermarket. [then turns around]

An hour later, Lan Aowen, who was waiting by the side of the road, was waiting for his eyes: ...

120 seven

on the way home.

"Hello."

Lan Aowen [turning back]: Why?

The fat manager was taken aback by the pretty boy's expression: Ah, don't be nervous!I'm not a bad guy, I'm an agent, this is my calling card.I think your image is very suitable, have you considered modeling?

Lan Aowen took the business card and glanced at it.

Fat Broker: You took it down...

Lan Aowen [holds the business card upright and glances at it again, throws it away with disdain]: Little liar.

The fat manager looked at the back of the handsome boy walking away: ...

The author has something to say: Thank you tuptim for mine!Thank you, Your Majesty, for being such an evil mine!Thank you Landmines for Pastoral Drumstick Burgers!Thank you Kuramochi-kun for the mine!Thank you 5 mines who suddenly wanted to be wolf cubs!Thank you Rolling Landmines!Thank you Jigua Mafen for mine!Thank you Alibaba for mine mine!Thank you for the mines in the first grade of junior high school!

In fact, this article is really coming to an end, I’m a bit reluctant so I’m slow to update it haha~~ If you have any episodes of getting along that you want to see, don’t leave a message to tell me carelessly~~