[full-time master] let's get married

18

Driftwood: ...

I am Lord Grim: ...

What is so cruel?

The two checked the battle records, and suddenly realized that the mobs in this dungeon were really ferocious. Although the previous two waves of alien fish were only level 1 attacks, they would immediately trigger the instant kill debuff when they encountered the school of fish here. , and players who can make no mistakes at all... are very, very few.

I'm Lord Grim: It seems that those road signs are really not useless. Probably the mobs you meet on the right turn road will combine this DEBUFF, so that when the player fights the boss, he won't be instantly killed when he comes up.

Driftwood: But it will take longer to clear the level.So although this is a festive dungeon, it requires considerable proficiency.

I am Lord Grim: At the same time, it is indeed a game that players of any level can participate and get rewards.

The two of them were typing while fighting monsters. The main skill of the mermaid princess was summoning. The school of fish, shrimp, soldiers and crab generals wave after wave. Finally, when they were at their wits end, they suddenly became invulnerable. Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian immediately understood that the boss was killed After washing the washing machine, it turned into a hard worker, and began to tell the player about his tragic experience, and then promised a reward and then gave the player a task, and you can continue to take risks.

Sure enough, the mermaid princess said that she was originally a human princess who was imprisoned under the sea by an evil spell cast by a witch in the desert. If the player can defeat the witch and send her back to her own country, she will ask her father to give the player Inexhaustible treasure.

Driftwood: Can anyone tell me the logic of a desert witch imprisoning a human princess on the seabed?

I'm Lord Grim: Maybe she has a stronger taste?

Driftwood: ...

For festival dungeons, logic is not important, rewards are the kingly way. Huang Shaotian looked at the time, 10 minutes, the speed is not bad.

The two chose to accept the task. The mermaid princess was very happy and sang loudly. Suddenly, a bunch of fish came flooding in. However, this time there was no target to attack in the fish school. Instead, rewards were given out based on the previous two points.As for the one who died in battle, I was One Autumn Leaf's classmate, his points were not in vain, the system will automatically convert them and send them to his mailbox.

Money, a potion that can only be used in festival dungeons, is a low-level rare material with a chance.

Ye Xiu was satisfied with the reward, after all it was only half an hour.

After the rewards were distributed, the fish began to rotate, and finally gathered into a romantic door. After entering this door, they automatically went to the second floor of this instance, the desert.

With a flash of golden light, the originally dreamy and beautiful underwater world was replaced by the sandy desert scene in front of him. Although the scene switching from blue to yellow is not uncomfortable for professional players, Huang Shaotian still couldn't help it. Want to complain.

Driftwood: What about the promised fantasy festival scene!What was just a colorful fondant seabed just now turned into dry sand!I said, don't you think this is too much?

Ye Xiu was helpless. Originally there were three members of the team, and he could pretend to be dead and not respond. Now there are only two people, too silent would be inappropriate.

I'm Jun Moxiao: I think the game company has fully considered the player's mood, look over there.

Huang Shaotian adjusted the angle of view to the direction the other party was pointing at, only to see a gust of wind and sand sweeping past in front of him, and he couldn't help singing the Smurf tune in his heart.

There is a group of grass mud horses on this side of the mountain and the other side of the sea~

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Oh~ XX's grass mud horse~

Oh~~OO grass mud horse~~

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mud...horse...

Huang Shaotian finally couldn't hold it back, and let out a burst of laughter. Sun Xiang, who missed the basic training because of a meeting in the morning, turned around curiously, "Where are you watching the film?" Probably because he was curious about what Huang Shaotian was watching and actually laughed out loud, so Get up and walk over.

After all, it's not training time, and it's normal for the players to relax and watch movies, but Huang Shaotian was a little embarrassed to be caught, so he quickly blocked the screen, "It's nothing, it's a festival event."

Sun Xiang stretched his head to look at it, his face couldn't take it anymore, "I thought it was some action movie, and it was about falling in love with Ye Xiuxiu for a long time!"

Huang Shaotian's game is to avoid the relationship between the three-dimensional and Ye Xiu's unclear. Now, when he heard his name, he immediately exploded, saying: "Ye what Xiu! Comrade Sun Xiang, you have become bad! You are not like this Damn it! Jiang Botao? Zhang Jiale? It can't be Zhou Zekai, tell me the truth, who taught you this nonsense all day long!"

Sun Xiang didn't change his face, "You played with Jun Moxiao on a camel with the game on, and you said I want to mess up?" He turned and walked away with a snort.

I am Lord Grim!I am Lord Grim!I am Lord Grim and not Lord Grim!

Huang Shaotian was speechless, and continued to go back to the game, only to see scattered people standing in a place against the light, for some reason, the word "I am" disappeared immediately, only the last three words remained.

——"Jun Moxiao" seemed to be standing under the bloodthirsty sun with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Huang Shaotian couldn't help being a little confused, he thought of Ye Xiu's smile, it was so lazy but always had an attractive feeling, as if watching him smile made you feel happy too.

——The sun cast a long shadow on the "Jun Moxiao" in front of him, and he looked like a quack in this wild Gobi desert.

There is no doubt that Ye Xiu is also full of quack aura, but apart from vicissitudes and old age, he is also very righteous.You must know that when the early professional league was just starting, the income of many first-generation professional players was very meager. Later, these people did not catch up with the good times of the league, and life was quite difficult.And Huang Shaotian heard that it was Ye Xiu who took out his championship bonus and the income of the rich team captain to help these old brothers.

——Then, as if Cang Hai laughed in the background, "Jun Mo Xiao" smiled cooperatively, and slowly pulled out the vampire lightsaber.

Ye Xiu later returned to the alliance with a transformable silver weapon, not only the deity was full of topics, but also the Thousand Chance Umbrella attracted attention.Huang Shaotian had been teased up and down by it when he was helping him in the dungeon of Burial Ground, as if he had already foreseen Ye Xiu's heroic gesture of fighting the world with a thousand machines in his hands in the future when the king returned.

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Wait, what he just pulled out was... a blood-sucking lightsaber?

Huang Shaotian was shocked, what the hell!What the hell is a vampire lightsaber!The guy in front of me is clearly "I am Lord Grim" instead of "Grand Grim", okay?

It turns out that when the light and shadow effects of the system hit the player's ID, from Driftwood's perspective, it happened to block the words "I am".Huang Shaotian got himself an oolong, and he seemed to be unable to look directly at the players in front of him. In front of his eyes was a rushing grass mud horse, and in his heart was a galloping grass mud horse. The virtual world has entered my heart, so this Juggernaut really loves the game of Glory from the bottom of his heart?

Huang Shaotian himself felt a little trembling, he stuffed the hippie smiling face back into the small box in his heart that usually collects them for a short time, added a friend casually, and asked, "Are you going to ride a horse?"

I am Lord Grim and glanced at him, "Desert, brother."

Ye Xiu's hand speed can basically run a thousand when he accepts his friend's operation. He himself feels annoyed when he thinks about it. significance.

Huang Shaotian laughed happily, "Isn't this a pile of muddy horse?"

Ye Xiu smiled in front of the screen, and typed: "This is a camel."

What!

camel?

Huang Shaotian felt that the three views were broken, so he sang the song of the grass mud horse for a long time?

I can't!

Do whatever comes to mind, the Alliance Juggernaut is so self-willed, a three-stage slash speeds up and rushes forward without hesitation.

The two peaks, well, are camels.

Next to me is Lord Grim controlling the camel to stop beside him, "You can ride the vehicle, let's get on."

Huang Shaotian rode the camel and silently clicked to follow, while still immersed in his own brain hole, feeling indescribably frustrated.

...It's so embarrassing.

The mobs on the second layer of the cake are not much more complicated than those on the first layer. Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian, two professional players, are naturally able to catch them. Quite extraordinary, plus there are ten levels and overwhelming differences in occupations, so I gradually let go of my hands and feet.As for Ye Xiu, it's more about how he got there, Huang Shaotian is opposite, he doesn't need to check for gaps and make up for gaps.

The two rode camels all the way to kill small animals in the desert, and finally arrived at the boss's lair along the sunset. However, after experiencing the underwater world, the system will no longer prompt stupid questions such as whether the boss is a mob, after all, they can reach it smoothly Players of the desert level either have good game knowledge and skills, or are very lucky.

Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian stopped outside the desert witch's oasis. Ye Xiu didn't need to look to know that Huang Shaotian was going to start complaining. Sure enough, when the driftwood hit the camel, he started typing.

Driftwood: I'll go!What about the witch who was promised to live in the desert?Obviously she lives in an oasis, but she still goes to the desert where there is no one to make trouble. There are many choices in the primeval jungle and tropical rainforest, okay?

I'm Lord Grim: What's so good about primeval jungles and tropical rainforests?

Driftwood: I'm just offering multiple possibilities.

I'm Lord Grim: Is it because they don't have mud horses?

Driftwood: ...

Huang Shaotian thought this guy was so annoying!I can't be friends anymore!Every minute it reminds me of that bastard Ye Xiu!

The two raised their swords from left to right, and the witch, like the princess she imprisoned, used summoning spells, so the oasis was full of scorpions, gerbils, and rattlesnakes.

There is nothing unexpected about these, but when the witch is about to be killed, the plot gets in the way again-the witch rolled up the wind and sand, left a threat, and fled.

It turned out that the witch in the desert was just a clone, and the real witch was the stepmother of the human princess.

This story is simple and bloody, which is very suitable for fairy tales.Flowing Wood took back the vampiric lightsaber, took the reward of the second layer of cake, and entered the third layer, the capital of the emperor, with Lord Grim.

Driftwood: This is... the modern age?

I'm Jun Moxiao: Although it's a bit strange, no one said that there can't be witches in modern times.

Driftwood: The European-style street looks good, and finally there is no sticky cake road before, refreshing!But this street looks like there are dozens of shops, are we going to look for the queen in the shops?This brain hole is too big!

I'm Jun Moxiao: Maybe this street is just a passing scene, let's walk along it first.

Ye Xiu first casually tried to see if it was possible to enter the shop. As he thought, it was just a background cloth, and he didn't need to go in to find it. So the two stopped dawdling and moved quickly in the street. The target was naturally the palace where the queen was.

But... why does this street feel endless?

The two stopped at the same time, and both noticed the strangeness. The situation in front of them might be a bit scary in reality, but it is actually very simple in an online game. This is a maze.

The maze means talking to NPCs, fighting monsters, and finding quest items.Ye Xiu looked at the time. They have spent a total of one and a half hours. Judging from the default three hours to clear the level, it is considered a very good result.

"Hey, brother."

Liumu suddenly sent a message, "It's time to eat, why don't you go to eat?"

Ye Xiu looked up, six o'clock, it was indeed time for dinner.

"It's okay, I'll make a quick call here, and it's the same if I go to eat after I finish." Ye Xiu replied to him in the friend chat.

"Does your family have any objections?" Huang Shaotian continued typing while running on the road.

Looking at the words in the dialogue box, Ye Xiu was stunned for a moment, thinking that this guy regards me as a student?But yes, students spend a lot of time online, and they don't have to eat or sleep for the sake of the game, and it's very regular for those who have a family and a mouth.

Ye Xiu thought for a while, then typed: "My parents have long since given up discussing with me about playing games."

"My family is too...then your partner has no objection?"

Huang Shaotian froze for a moment when he was typing, but he stopped when he saw Jun Moxiao on the screen.

"My object..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't want to pry into other people's privacy, just ask casually." Huang Shaotian typed quickly, and I, Lord Grim, started running again, "It's okay, I don't seem to have a date either."

"Haha, otaku, right? Oh, it's not good. Young people should go out to exercise more and hang out with friends, so that they can meet more handsome men and beautiful women, and find their own spring. Hahahaha." Huang Shaotian's words were different from Saying it is a suggestion is more like a kind of Tai Chi to divert embarrassment.Isn't it, how inappropriate is it that you poked the scar of a single dog while chatting with a buddy you just met?

Ye Xiu didn't worry about it either, and turned his attention to the streets. From what he saw so far, he didn't meet any suspicious NPCs or any mobs along the way. Could it be that he was looking for quest items?

"But I have someone I like, how about you?"

It was supposed to be a discussion about quest items, but for some reason, it became like this when entering the dialogue box. Before Ye Xiu had time to correct it, Flowwood had already opened up the chatterbox.

"Hahahaha, how can I be so handsome and heartthrob that no one likes...but...what is like?"

I was Lord Grim on the screen and didn't stop this time, but Ye Xiu felt that his hand on the keyboard froze for a moment.

What is, like?

"Hey, what does it feel like to like someone?" This time it was Liumu who slowly paused, so Ye Xiu also stopped, and replied: "Probably...he is by my side, I am very satisfied; When he smiles, I'm happy; when he frowns, my whole heart shudders."

Huang Shaotian obviously did not expect to get such a master -level response in the game. Instantly the blood groove was a bit low. I don't know why a little careful, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Let's not talk about this, let's find out if there are any quest items separately? It's been around for almost 10 minutes, hurry up, there's still time to eat!" Ye Xiu lifted the topic, Huang Shaotian was inexplicably relieved, and tapped his head, you.

The two split up and searched for all suspicious items in the shopping street. In the end, Ye Xiu fired a shot at the sky as a signal flare. Huang Shaotian immediately came to gather when he saw this, and said while running, "You still have the gun?"

"Scattered people, do you understand?" I am Jun Moxiao, only the lightsaber is left in my hand, and the point of the sword is pointing at the door of a shop, Huang Shaotian stopped and thought about it: "This thing seems familiar? "

"At the bottom of the sea, the gate formed by the last group of fish looks like this." Lord Grim and Liumu nodded and stepped into the gate together.

Sure enough, it was a portal, and with a flash of golden light, they arrived at the palace, but...

Fuck me, why are there so many guards with long hairs going to make a movie!

The two swung their swords at the same time, but the guard's level was no longer level 1, but around level 30. Ye Xiu wondered while chopping, did the system deliberately refer to his and Huang Shaotian's levels, and chose the middle value?

This kind of setting is not difficult, but it is quite troublesome. Ye Xiu gave the staff of the festival dungeon a thumbs-up in his heart, while fighting against the constant stream of enemies.

It's like the besieged scenes in many movies. Among the heavy soldiers, the two bloody heroes are back to back and closely dependent on each other.

But...why didn't the faces of these two people look solemn at all, instead they seemed more excited?

In professional terms, the refresh mode of these mobs is called endless mode, which will always consume all the player's durability or mana. Fortunately, both Ye Huang and Ye Huang are professional players and can fight with the minimum consumption, so before they have When she was really cornered, Her Highness the Princess appeared.

Anyone who has watched Gundam SEED will be deeply impressed by Lacus' impassioned speech, but the human princess in this holiday copy is obviously more awesome than the pink goddess, she showed her true colors, and then shed a stream of tears, and the guards were killed Rebelled.

The rest is actually the plot. Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian followed the NPC to watch the play. In the end, the princess defeated the queen and they got the reward. Everyone was happy.

Originally, the matter of playing the dungeon came to an end here, but when it came to distributing the spoils, there was a disagreement.

Liumu: Oh, I don’t know when I will go online next time. It’s useless to take the materials.

I am Lord Grim: Then give it to me.

Liumu: Alright, here you are... I've given you all, why are you still holding out your hand?

I am Lord Grim: Sword.

Huang Shaotian almost spewed out a screen of blood in front of the computer, he asked him for a professional helper, let's not talk about the appearance fee, but he just gave all the materials to that guy five seconds ago, and he came here as soon as he opened his mouth I want a sword, how about doing half-day part-time jobs?

I'm Jun Moxiao: Anyway, you don't know when you will be online next time, I have to return the sword to me.

Driftwood: ...

I'm Lord Grim: Hurry up, it's time to eat.

Driftwood: ...

Liumu: Once, a friend of mine gave me such a sword.

Ye Xiu behind the screen paused, and Huang Shaotian also hesitated.

Driftwood: I don't know, I think this sword is particularly good because I'm at this level, or because it was the best weapon my friend helped me choose, so I think it's the best.Tell me, what exactly is it? Is it because of...my friend that I have such a soft spot for this sword?

I am Lord Grim: Maybe.

I'm Jun Moxiao: But how can I figure out things that you can't even figure out?

Driftwood: That's right.

I am Jun Moxiao: No one can make decisions for others, only you can be responsible for your own life.

Driftwood: You... are you a philosopher?

I'm Lord Grim: So if you don't return the sword to me, I'll kill you until you return it.

Huang Shaotian was so pissed, he still traded the sword back, but when he was about to leave, he saw the other party throwing gold coins over.

I'm Lord Grim: Go back and buy a weapon that's convenient for you. After all... you don't have to have this sword.

Before Huang Shaotian came back to his senses, I, Lord Grim, quickly went offline. Huang Shaotian reported that the dungeon was walking on the bustling street, so he didn't intend to rush offline.

It turned out that the professional players who trained together had already gone to eat. They played this book for two hours. Although it was relatively efficient, the cafeteria had already closed.

Huang Shaotian felt refreshed at the moment, and felt that although it was only a short two hours of relaxation, he seemed to have regained the happy time in the online game.Now he is already a generation of great gods, but who can say that the great gods were not pure and beautiful when they were young green onions?

Huang Shaotian smiled, but it's not his style to run away from troublesome things.Whether it is a game or a reality, we are all encountering one incident after another, and we must solve the problems when we encounter them, so that we can grow, so that we can live each day more happily and steadily.

Stopping in front of the mailbox, Huang Shaotian lightly tapped the recipient's ID—Jun Moxiao, and then mailed all the money he got just now.

At the same time, he glanced at his little swordsman again.

Goodbye, Driftwood.

Huang Shaotian saw someone smoking at the gate from a distance, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he ran over in three steps at a time.

Only you can be responsible for your own life, isn't it?

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