[full-time master] let's get married

let's get married

Author: Skying

Written on December 2014, 11

Ye Qiu wore the best man's small fireworks, and had been busy and busy since he got up early in the morning.

After finally completing some procedures that had been simplified, it was finally over when they arrived at the wedding banquet and smiled with Su Mucheng, who was the bridesmaid.

Today, his brother Ye Xiu got married.

Ye Xiu left home when he was young, and unexpectedly embarked on the road of playing games. Old man Ye was so angry, oh, Father Ye was still young at that time, and Father Ye was so angry that he almost broke the doorknob, right? Ye Qiu, who was carved out of the same mold as Ye Xiu, roared, don't learn from your brother!

Ye Qiu was only in his teens at the time, and suddenly felt that his life and property were being seriously threatened, and within two hours, he crossed the city of Beijing and threw himself into his grandma's arms. Oh, um, it means that the traffic in Beijing city was still at that time. OK.Father Ye's mother made a phone call without saying a word, gave Father Ye a scolding, and then said that Ye Qiu would stay with me for a while, and come pick you up when you stopped going crazy.

Father Ye was so distressed that he couldn't tell, he was so angry that he wanted to smash the wall.

Those years are simply unbearable to look back on, but compared to when these two cubs were young, Father Ye, who can now be called Mr. Ye, feels more tired.

In fact, Father Ye is quite rich, his family roots are strong, and he is a smart person. Not to mention his family has a great career, at least he has a place in Beijing.

A seat?

You said that the old Ye family... has a place in Beijing?

What a big seat that must be!

In short, the Ye family has some background and is not short of money. Seeing that the girls and boys from relatives and friends’ homes around them have settled down in major life events, Mother Ye is getting more and more annoying to Father Ye—will playing games kill me?Will you die if you play a game!Do you know that my son has been homeless for many years!My poor eldest son, how many years haven't eaten dumplings made by his mother...

The crackling and howling made Mr. Ye's brain ache.

Forget it, the second son will come to make trouble, "Wan Chai dumplings, the taste of mother."

It's not good to mention Ye Xiu in the family.

Ten years after Ye Xiu left home, this kind of day came and went intermittently every month, sometimes for three or two weeks, sometimes for five or six weeks.At this time, Mr. Ye, who has always been calm and powerful, feels that his blood pressure is high, his anger is high, and Beijing's altitude is also high, commonly known as the three highs.

It's nothing.

Fortunately, the ten-year war of resistance finally yielded results. The sports page made headlines and Ye Qiu retired.

Oh, Father Ye certainly knows about the fact that the eldest son has been wearing the vest of the second son.

Mama Ye is also very happy, it's good to retire, don't you just go home after you retire?

Playing a game can last for several years, youth fan, I already knew it.

Ye Ma, who was finally looking forward to her son's return home, was a little impatient after waiting for a month.

"Your brother really didn't say anything to you?"

Ye Qiu also felt that he was a little bit high, and the frequency of being asked was very, very, very high.

Later, after learning that the eldest son still did not come back for the New Year, Ye Ma's whole face drooped. The father and son who had been waiting for the eruption of the volcano were a little bit uncomfortable when they saw the only woman in the family who looked bitter and bitter. feel good.

After the meal, Father Ye called Ye Qiu into the study, "Although your mother nagged a little, it was all for your own good." Father Ye's opening remarks were unusual, and Ye Qiu hadn't figured out what happened. What, I heard the old man say, "Now... your brother doesn't play games anymore, what's he doing outside, why don't you talk about him?"

Do you want to blame me for a long time?

Ye Qiu was dressed in a straight suit, with a face that was exactly the same as his handsome brother, and said, "Dad, you know that my brother doesn't listen to me. Besides, there are people in their twenties, and they can always support themselves." Myself." In fact, Ye Qiu didn't want his brother to go home, but felt that this matter had become a crux in his family, and he couldn't talk about it over and over again all day long.

Why doesn't Father Ye know?

"Your mother, her... Actually, I just want the two of you to decide on the important things in your life as soon as possible." The old man and the old lady came late, so it is understandable to have this wish. Ye Qiu didn't say much, turned around and bought it for Xiaoshan Air tickets at the airport.

Time flies, and then the e-sports circle was full of turmoil, and Ye Xiu’s resignation caused a lot of uproar. Fortunately, this time, the eldest brother of the Ye family finally calmed down. When Ye Qiu saw him at the Capital Airport, he didn’t know what was going on in his heart. In front of him, he wanted to hug his brother who had been reunited after a long time, or to beat him up.

There was nothing to talk about at lunch. After the meal, there was a family of four sitting at the table where the old Ye family hadn't been together for more than ten years. Unfortunately, the atmosphere was a bit tense.

Ye Ma started the conversation first: "Uncle Wang, you used to live next door to our house in the compound, remember? He saw me the other day and asked you. No, his daughter came back from studying abroad. , Graduated from graduate school, I remember that you often played together when you were young, and you have a good relationship. I wondered, does the daughter of the old Wang family have any thoughts about you?"

Although Ye Xiu is an old smoker, he has been away from home for more than ten years, and he has not yet had the consciousness to sit on the table and smoke with his father, so he resisted his itchy throat and said: "At that time, there were not ten children playing together in the compound. There are seven or eight, don't think too much about it, besides, I didn't go to school at that time, and the girl was younger, who remembers who."

Immediately, the old lady was blocked enough, the old man's eyes widened immediately, Ye Qiu said quickly: "Uncle Wang's? I seem to have a little impression, it is the self-written paper... the poodle? Oh, don't make trouble, My brother wouldn't like that model!"

It was good not to speak, but when he offered to help, he was almost chopped into pieces by two slashes. Ye Qiu felt that he was trying to do something.

Later, the topic was brought up to Aunt Li's niece, Aunt Zhou's daughter, Grandma Lin's neighbors, and even the new migrant girl in the supermarket at the gate of the community.Ye Xiu's face was sullen and he didn't say anything. Ye Qiu couldn't sit still, and said, "Hey, can we be more reliable? Mom, you are worried about my brother's personal problems, so you can't do this... The future will be long, my brother will be more reliable." Come back and talk about it later."

"He's almost thirty, and he won't be able to find it again." The old lady was worried, and touched Father Ye with her elbow, signaling him to say something.

Father Ye hasn't had any normal communication with his elder son for more than ten years. The topic directly starts from studying hard every day, skipping no smoking, smoking less, smoking some good cigarettes, and now it has become a major marriage issue. The old man never learned it!Thinking about what Old Master Ye said to him back then, he pointed at Ye Xiu and said, "Listen to your mother and go on a blind date!"

Ye Xiu had just finished the finals in Shanghai, and his whole state was exhausted. He insisted on hearing this, and finally stood up, "I don't need to worry about my affairs. Let's be honest, I don't care about the girl." Interested!" He left the whole family who hadn't reacted yet, and went upstairs to sleep by himself.

Not interested in girls...

Mother Ye looked at Father Ye, Father Ye looked at Ye Qiu, and Ye Qiu looked at Mother Ye.

What do you mean?

"Old man... Did I hear you right?" Mother Ye was a little unsure, Father Ye slapped the table and said, "Little brat, this is going to turn the world upside down!"

Ye Qiu hurriedly persuaded: "Dad, don't get excited, the doctor told you to be calm and forget about it? Besides, same-sex marriage has been legal for five or six years, and the son of Uncle Li's family has found a man and is doing well now... ...However, my brother actually...didn't expect it."

The old man continued to stare at him, "You don't know anything about such a big thing?"

Ye Qiu was wronged, you don't even know about such a big matter, how can I know?

There is no way to say this, Ye Qiu thought for a while and said: "Actually, you see, my brother is not young anymore, and now he has returned home with great difficulty, so let's not chase after him once and finish the matter. Let him have a good rest first. Take a rest, and then I'll find some time to inquire about it, okay?"

Of course, if you can't make it, you have to make it.

Then it kicked off the prelude to the Lao Ye family's sword-ridden battle.

After breaking up several times, the whole family could see that Ye Xiu might have planned to run away from home again, and Mother Ye finally compromised first—isn't she just not interested in the girl?If you are not interested in a girl, you will die!How many years have my son been homeless, do you know that?My poor eldest son has not eaten dumplings made by his mother for many years...

The crackling and howling made Mr. Ye's brain ache.

These can be regarded as pre-existing feelings. After the incident, in short, Mr. Ye finally couldn't stand Mrs. Ye's tossing, and turned a blind eye to let Ye Ma make troubles by herself.Coincidentally, news of the Glory World Invitational Tournament came at this time. The boss of the General Administration of E-Sports called home and said that the old man was so excited that he kicked out the eldest son who had not been home for two days to win glory for the country.

Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian who was about to bury himself in the menu in the small booth with some embarrassment, and asked, "Do you owe someone money?"

"Football blah blah blah blah, is there someone who talks like that! This sword master is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars a game, and still owes people money?" Huang Shaotian immediately threw off the menu and scolded, Ye Xiu sat down across from him, and lit the flue : "Then why are you pretending to be a ghost?"

After being reminded by him like this, Huang Shaotian remembered today's business, quickly grabbed the menu and put it up in front of him, muttering, "Hey, Lao Ye, why don't you study the enemy's situation in the dormitory, what kind of road do you come out? Sit up a little bit, right, block me, block me, okay."

Ye Xiu was directed by him to slide back and forth on the chair in the coffee shop. He couldn't help but feel a little curious. He looked back and asked, "What's blocking it?"

"Fuck! Don't look back!"

Huang Shaotian hurriedly called out in a low voice, and started like a machine gun in his mouth, "A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry. If you eat all day long and the whole family is not hungry, of course you don't know the troubles of older youths—every thriving youth of the Republic There is a mother who forced marriage behind! Didn’t you just flash away after the finals? I also went back to Guangzhou the next day. As soon as I arrived at Baiyun Airport, Emma, ​​my mother’s life-threatening serial call came Go on a blind date, no discussion!"

Ye Xiu felt concerned, and thought to himself, who said otherwise?

Huang Shaotian was filled with righteous indignation, and said: "The introducer didn't know which matchmaking agency was fired, but he actually found three girls for me to chat with. Is that a blind date? That's Sanniang's godson! Ask on the left: I heard Are you engaged in sports, but not an athlete in the traditional sense? The middle says: You are just a gamer. The right side is surprised: Is the job unstable? The left echoes: Youth rice. The middle explanation: The annual salary is still a million Right and left: Hello, nice to meet you!"

Ye Xiu simulated Huang Shaotian's blind date scene in his mind, and said cheerfully, "It's kind of funny, isn't it? But I think it's suitable for the three of them to be together, so you can put that aside."

Huang Shaotian glared at him angrily, "Human nature! Friendship! Teammate love!"

Ye Xiu began to dig his ears, "Who is your teammate?"

"..." Huang Shaotian got stuck.

Huang Shaotian swallowed the lemonade angrily, and asked the waiter for a refill. Then he continued to retract behind the erected menu, locked the door with his eyes exposed, and continued to complain: "Actually, I think so too. You said that the three of them are so one-on-one. I couldn’t get in the way. I found a chance to pay the bill and took advantage of it, but my mother covered my face with the anti-theft door when I got home—hey, if I want to ask which one is better for the anti-theft door, Guangzhou Tianhe asked Lao Huang. "

Ye Xiu felt that what Huang Shaotian said at the beginning was sound, but now Chun started to talk nonsense, so he quickly interrupted: "So the security door of your house is a brand of this coffee shop?"

Huang Shaotian didn't understand that Ye Xiu was running on him, so he drank two more sips of lemonade and continued to explain: "It hurts my self-esteem to be covered by a security door by my mother. Negotiation, let her stop thinking about these things. You said that we play professionally, and the training and competition are endless, so how can we have time to fall in love? In the end, my mother was invulnerable. Hehe, in the end, this sword master can only sacrifice Bring out the big killer—”

Ye Xiu suddenly had an ominous premonition, and saw Huang Shaotian proudly say: "I told my mother, I like men!"

——Bang!

Leader Ye's face remained unchanged, and he firmly grasped the glass water glass in front of him. The setting sun shone obliquely on the faces of the two of them through the glass, a little dazzling.Ye Xiu shook the cup in his hand, the liquid with some pulp floating in it looked not so pure under the sun, "Then, did she calm down?"

Just one sentence made the other party cry. Huang Shaotian lay down on the table and said, "It's useless! Didn't this mean that I went to the national team for training and didn't let me go? Hey, I was caught on a blind date again!"

Good spirits do not work bad spirits!Ye Xiu knew that his premonition had come true, and the thunder on the flat ground just now proved that his three views were broken.

"Hehe." Ye Xiu drank lemonade, and Huang Shaotian, who had already been "hehe" a million times by Ye Xiu, immediately erupted and asked, "You, you, what do you mean? ?”

Ye Xiu ignored him, called the waiter who was not happy because Huang Shaotian refilled two glasses of lemonade, ordered two glasses of chia juice, and just as Huang Shaotian was about to speak, he heard the phone rang.

Huang Shaotian's first reaction was to touch his pocket, no, this is not his ringtone.

After a possibility that even he thought was impossible flashed through his mind, Huang Shaotian looked up at Ye Xiu, what the hell!That guy is answering the phone!

Telephone!Telephone!Telephone!Telephone!Ye Xiuxiu was talking on the phone with a mobile phone!

Huang Shaotian broke the news in the professional player group with his explosive hand speed, but Zhang Jiale defeated him: Didn't you say that you are not used to eating in the cafeteria and go out to buy something to eat?Why did they eat together with Ye Xiu!

It's really shooting yourself in the foot.

Huang's mother asked Huang Shaotian to go on a blind date. Of course he couldn't tell other people such a shameful thing. Fortunately, the national team's training time is during the day. Pay attention to slipping out by yourself, but unexpectedly ran into Zhang Jiale who came out of the toilet.

Zhang Jiale had just finished solving the big problems of the national economy and the people's livelihood, so he was obviously in a good mood, so when he saw Huang Shaotian, he invited him to the cafeteria together.Huang Shaotian brought out a bunch of fallacies and heresies that southerners can't adapt to the northern diet. The central idea is one, you eat yours, and I'm leaving.

Zhang Jiale turned around and thought about it, isn't he used to it?I bah!When I arrived in Qingdao, I invited you to dinner, why did you have such a good time!

Now that Huang Shaotian took the initiative to take the initiative and exposed Ye Xiu's rumors, it's no wonder Zhang Jiale locked him in.Just as he was about to put the phone back into his pocket like a hot potato, Huang Shaotian saw the word "Mom" flickering happily on the LCD screen.

Just in time!

Q: Are you there yet?

Huang: Arrived early.

Q: Didn't make people wait, it's not good to be late, it will leave a bad impression.

Huang: No, no, how is it possible, do your son and I look like that kind of person!

Q: Is the other party here?

Huang: No.I was about to tell you about this!You see, I ran to this place with great difficulty from the other side of Beijing, but no one has come yet.Bad impression, too bad.

Q: I also want to ask you how you feel about the other party. The introducer cares about you.You also know that the traffic in the capital is like this, so why is there so much nonsense!Wait, there will be no less meat, and besides, you will not be short of meat.

Huang: ...Is that your real mother?

Huang Shaotian said a few more innocuous words to Huang Ma and then hung up the line. Seeing that Ye Xiu had finished calling and was looking at him, he also looked at Ye Xiu.The look of the two people staring at the sample was a bit weird, which made the waiter who delivered the strange juice feel that it was more unbearable than refilling the lemonade, so he directly applied to the store manager to change the area.

Huang Shaotian talked too much before, he was thirsty, Gulu Gulu drank more than half of a cup, then waved his hand to Ye Xiu, and said, "You haven't eaten yet, let's go, this sword master treats you to some skewers!"

"Let's go now?" Ye Xiu asked, Huang Shaotian was full of energy, and the phone call with Huang Ma just now made him sure that Huang Ma was in a good mood, so he skipped the blind date today and it shouldn't trigger a volcanic eruption. "Walk, walk, why don't you go, there is no sign of the blind date yet! Besides, who wants a date!" Huang Shaotian called the waiter to pay the bill, and finally asked Ye Xiu as if he remembered something, "By the way, Lao Ye, What are you doing here, aren't you from Beijing, you can't get used to the cafeteria and come out to find food, right?"

Ye Xiu blew a smoke ring, "Blind date."

The author has something to say: let’s mix it up~

Happy birthday Lao Ye (^o^)/~

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