How to break hiccups after kissing

Tang Tang has a bad habit that cannot be explained to outsiders-hiccups when he kisses.

As soon as this problem was mentioned, the sorrow in Tang Tang's heart surged up like a torrential river, and his eyebrows were wrinkled into a ball of pickles.

Tang Tang sighed slightly.

How should I talk about this unspeakable problem, let's start from the earliest kindergarten.

Tang Tang was still in elementary school at that time. Unlike other children, he already had a girlfriend who was justified, and this girlfriend was his deskmate Wu Miaomiao.

The two established this relationship between men and women on the first day they became tablemates.

Tang Tang had just entered elementary school at the time, came to a new environment, and was sitting at the same table with a girl for the first time. Naturally, it was very novel. Thinking of what his father had taught him to "love girls", he took the snacks in his schoolbag He fell down on the table, pushed it in front of the proud Wu Miaomiao, and said fawningly, "You eat."

Wu Miaomiao next to him glanced casually, and curled her lips: "I don't want it. Mom said you can't take things from strangers."

"But...but we are at the same table." Tang Tang felt anxious when his overtures were not accepted.

"That won't work either." Wu Miaomiao shook her head, resolutely refusing to compromise.

"Then what should we do?" Tang Tang bit his finger anxiously, his eyes glowed slightly, he still wanted to be good friends with his deskmate, but in this situation...

Wu Miaomiao stared at him with meaningful eyes for a long time, finally sighed helplessly, and said mercifully: "I really can't do anything about you, that's all right, let me be your girlfriend."

"Is that all right?" Tang Tang widened his eyes curiously.

"Of course, if I were your girlfriend, wouldn't we be strangers?"

That's right, isn't that all right? Tang Tang felt that Wu Miaomiao's words made a lot of sense, so he nodded hurriedly. Afraid that she would repent, he immediately pushed the snacks in front of her, and couldn't help admiring this new girlfriend in his heart .

Girls are really different, they are fragrant, soft, and smart, he thought happily.

In this way, Wu Miaomiao officially became Tang Tang's first love girlfriend.

Now that he has a girlfriend, he should learn to kiss next, but Tang Tang was still a kid with no hair at all, so how could he understand this.Wu Miaomiao taught him about kissing.

Therefore, Wu Miaomiao is an important guide on Tang Tang's life path. Even if he grows up later, whenever he encounters troubles, he will always consult Wu Miaomiao immediately.

Back to the subject of kissing.

On this day, Tang Tang was called out for a "date" by Wu Miaomiao.

Since it was a date, it was necessary to find a secluded place, so the two went to the park together.

"What are we going to do next?" Tang Tang asked while holding Wu Miaomiao's hand, which was also what Wu Miaomiao told him to hold girls' hands when dating.

"Hmm..." Wu Miaomiao looked around and pointed to a bench not far away, "Let's go there."

Now that his girlfriend had spoken, Tang Tang naturally obediently pulled her over.

As a result, they had just sat down, and within three seconds, they heard strange noises from the bushes behind them, "chirp chirp chirp", as if something was pulling around.

In such a quiet place, such a sound suddenly appeared, it must be a monster, Tang Tang was a little scared, and pulled Wu Miaomiao's clothes: "Miaomiao, why don't we go."

Wu Miaomiao was very curious, and patted his hand away: "Don't be afraid, follow me, I'll take you to have a look."

After she said that, as a boy, Tang Tang naturally couldn't back down. He puffed out his chest and said seriously: "Then I will protect you from behind."

When her boyfriend realized this, Wu Miaomiao nodded in satisfaction, and stretched out her hand: "Come on." After Tang Tang put his hand up, he lowered his body and walked quietly towards the bushes. Tang Tang followed behind, trembling with fright.

They pushed aside the grass, and saw a man and a woman hugging under a tree, talking to each other non-stop.

Tang Tang frowned, not forgetting that he was peeping, and asked in a low voice, "Miaomiao, what are they doing?"

Wu Miaomiao squinted at him: "Idiot, can't you even see the kiss?"

"What is a kiss?" Tang Tang asked in confusion.

"It's what boyfriends and girlfriends must do." Wu Miaomiao patiently explained to him.

"Like them?"

Wu Miaomiao nodded.

"Oh."

After this brief exchange, the two of them stopped talking and focused on observing the couple. After watching for a while, they found it boring, so they left holding hands.

When the "date" was over, Tang Tang, as a little boyfriend, took Wu Miaomiao home without complaint.

What Tang Tang didn't expect was that Wu Miaomiao asked, "Tang Tang, are you my boyfriend?"

"Of course, I only have you as my girlfriend." Tang Tang widened his eyes and replied firmly, not understanding the meaning of her question.

"Then let's kiss, don't all boyfriends do this?"

What she said made sense, Tang Tang was really honored to have such a smart girlfriend, he obediently leaned over and put his lips on Wu Miaomiao's.

"Is that so?" He asked with difficulty in this position.

"more or less."

After hearing this answer, Tang Tang stopped moving and stood there holding his breath. After a while, Wu Miaomiao suddenly asked, "Why are you not moving?"

"Do you still want to move?" Tang Tang took the opportunity to take a breath, he was suffocated just now.

"Didn't you see those two people moving all the time?" Wu Miaomiao was very dissatisfied with this boyfriend who was always slow to respond.

Seeing his girlfriend getting angry, Tang Tang quickly twisted his body, his little butt twirling around: "Is this so?"

As a result, he was too involved, accidentally bumped his head with his head covered, and gnawed hard on Wu Miaomiao's front teeth, which broke the skin on the spot.

It was nothing, but after he belatedly covered his mouth, he began to hiccup non-stop, one after another, like setting off fireworks, and couldn't stop at all.

Wu Miaomiao was also stunned by his reaction, standing opposite him at a loss, Tang Tang panicked after a while.

Could it be that he had some strange disease and was about to die?he hiccupped thought.

Thinking about it, tears welled up in Tang Tang's eyes, and he didn't care about Wu Miaomiao who was still there in a daze, turned around and ran towards the house in a "thump-thump-thump" manner.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Tang's mother standing in front of the chopping board, lowering her head and busying herself with something. Tang Tang covered her mouth and rushed over quickly.

"Mom, Mom, I'm going to die!" he yelled, before he hiccupped again.

Tang's mother was cleaning up the herring in her hand, but she didn't react when she heard this, she seemed to be familiar with Tang Tang's fuss.

You know, since Tang Tang was able to speak, he came to ask strange questions every day. After a long time, everyone got used to his unique way of thinking.

Mama Tang pulled out the useless swim bladder and asked casually without raising her eyes, "What's the matter?"

Seeing his mother ignoring him, Tang Tang felt aggrieved and tugged at Tang's mother's arm: "Mom, look at me, I'm going to die." After speaking, he hiccupped again.

Only then did Mother Tang put down the things in her hands, and after washing her hands, she looked at her son leisurely: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

Being watched by his mother, Tang Tang felt uncomfortable. He twisted his body, looked here and then there, avoiding Mama Tang's sight, then lowered his head and stammered back: "That's... I Kiss Miaomiao." He belched again.

Tang's mother was a little surprised that her son was so precocious, but children's playfulness was never taken seriously, so she asked with a smile, "So what's the matter?"

Finally got to the point, but with his mother's attitude, Tang Tang was so wronged that he suddenly raised his head and said with tears in his eyes: "Mom, Miaomiao and I have been like this since we kissed. Not dying."

He hugged Tang's mother's thigh again: "Mom, if I die, you remember to send An'an to me, I'm afraid of sleeping alone."

An An is his teddy bear, and he sleeps with him every night.

After Tang Tang finished speaking, he burst into tears, hiccupping at the same time, the tears in his eyes were like a broken faucet, and he couldn't stop it. The crying was accompanied by the hiccupping sound, forming a delicate duet.

Tang's mother patted him dumbfounded: "Okay, okay, it's okay, you just hiccup, and you'll be fine in a while."

"Really?" Tang Tang raised his teary eyes.

"Really." Tang's mother knelt down and wiped away the tears on Tang Tang's face, "Mom promises that it will be fine in a while, do you think you will stop hiccupping now?"

After being reminded by his mother, Tang Tang realized that he really did not hiccup, and immediately became happy. He stretched out his hand to touch the broken skin, looked at the mouth under his eyes, and then looked at Tang's mother with admiration. : "Mom is amazing."

Mother Tang sighed dumbfoundedly, sometimes she really didn't know whether to be happy or sad with such a silly son.

I thought the hiccup issue was over, but Tang Tang encountered this trouble again after entering university.

For the past ten years, he has been immersed in studying hard, and love has never had anything to do with him. When he was finally admitted to university, he started to care about his "big life event", and got a girlfriend with the help of a friend.

This girlfriend also came according to his original standards, soft and sweet, petite and small, sticky like a piece of malt candy.

So inevitably, Tang Tang and his girlfriend developed to the point of kissing.

This night, with the bright moon in the sky and the beautiful night, it was a good time for kissing, but no one expected that Tang Tang just pressed his lips to it, and within a few seconds, he began to hiccup.

The little girlfriend said with a strange expression: "Did you do it on purpose?"

"What?" Tang Tang was puzzled and hiccupped again.

When the little girlfriend heard this, she felt that Tang Tang was pretending to be crazy, and she trembled with anger: "I knew you did it on purpose, you see that you have always been indifferent to me, you obviously don't like it, and you still insist on hanging on to me." , now it’s better, just pretend to be sick.”

"You bastard, go there alone!" After she finished speaking, she left in a huff, leaving Tang Tang alone, standing there bewildered, belching one after another, not understanding what happened.

Strange to say, once the little girlfriend left, Tang Tang stopped hiccupping.

When he returned to the dormitory, he immediately called his "know-it-all" lady—Wu Miaomiao.

"Tangtang, what's the matter?" Wu Miaomiao was drinking water when she picked up the phone, and the voice of "Googling" came from the microphone.

Tang Tang said with a sad face here: "Miaomiao, do you still remember the kiss when we were young? I started hiccupping again."

"Ah?" Miaomiao yelled, and the sound of the cup being put down suddenly came, "Then what should I do? Why don't you go to the hospital and see what's going on."

"That's the only way to do it." Tang Tang muttered, he can only pin his hopes on the hospital now, he really doesn't want to be hiccupped every time he kisses in the future.

The next day, Tang Tang registered and waited in the room anxiously.

After a while, a slender figure in a white coat walked in, looked down at the case in his hand: "Is that you? The one who keeps hiccupping?"

His voice was low and deep, slowly drifting into Tang Tang's ears.

Tang Tang raised his head, and his eyes happened to meet the sign on his chest, and he saw the three big characters "Song Qinglang" clearly written on it.

When he saw the other person's face again, Tang Tang couldn't help sighing, this Doctor Song is really pretty.

The author has something to say: I suddenly thought of a stalk before going to bed a few days ago, haha.