Let's run, little hamster

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Miyou decisively took out her notebook, and started studying the recipe given by Ma Ma.He just tried a dish tonight, and his wife liked it very much. If he cooked all the dishes in the notes, his wife would definitely give her index finger a big thumbs up.

Call me Er Ye: my friends.

Call me Er Ye: My daughter-in-law is having her birthday! [hook]

I don't have to worry about the rain: no, we won't!

Snowflake: No, we won't!

Your uncle: No, we won't, damn it!

I don’t have to worry about the rain: Grandpa’s voice is so arrogant~

Call me Er Ye: [Stare] Huh?

Xue Huahua: It means we don’t give gifts (>^w^<) Help me say hello to my sister-in-law and happy birthday.

I don't have to worry about the heavy rain: Maybe it's Er Ye Lao Gong?Xue Huahua, you stood up too early!

Call me Er Ye: If I'm in a good mood today, I won't argue with you, shit!

I don’t have to worry about the rain when I have a big head: Look at it, the second master’s head is almost the same as the uncle’s, and it is obvious that they are two little shoushou→. →

The wind blowing the balls is so cool: take care of your head, haven't you noticed that the uncle has not spoken for a long time, maybe he is thinking about how to deal with you!

Call me Er Ye: I also want to clean up →. →

Call me the second master: Okay, back to the topic, I don’t want you to give gifts, but I want to give them, but I don’t know what to give!

Snowflake: Flowers?Speaking of which, I still don't know who my sister-in-law is. When do you plan to announce it, Second Lord!

I don't have to worry about the rain: ky!

The wind blows the balls so cool: tt!

I don’t have to worry about the rain: The river crab army is too fierce, Er Ye, you are free [Hey!

Your uncle: qerdfghhhhhhhjk

I don't have to worry about the rain: Fuck, the upstairs is garbled!Help, jc sorghum is here! !Hide your eggs!

The wind blows the egg so cool: Damn chicken, I am a tea egg.

Call me the second master: == Hua seems a little too ordinary, something too evil, am I that kind of person!There will be something announced, and you will create it when the time comes.

Call me Second Master: Grandpa, are you...flirting with the keyboard?

I don’t have to worry about the rain on my head: Maybe it’s because I was held down by someone. →The flowers are too ordinary, so...give me panties!

The wind blows the balls so cool: or underwear, in short, it is a close-fitting thing, which makes him think of you when he wears it.

Call me Er Ye: This one seems... not bad?

Miyou thought about it seriously, and felt that this could be possible.

I don't have to worry about the rain: the uncle has not jumped out so far, this is unscientific!

Your uncle: sdfghjl

I don't have to worry about the rain: Grandpa, you are actually harmonized, right?

Your uncle: big head

Your uncle: you are looking for a fight

The uncle, who finally had his personal freedom, panted and slapped the keyboard, as if what he slapped was not the keyboard, but the big head's head.It doesn't matter if you have a big brain, but she still guessed it, how can you bear it?

Your uncle: Big head, see you at the gate of Chang'an

I don’t have to worry about the rain: =l= ah!Why do you treat me so!Am I right!

Call me Er Ye: By the way, Uncle, I have something to show you.

Your uncle: Huh?What?A picture of your daughter-in-law?Oh, I've seen real people.

Xue Huahua: Grandpa, please describe it to us! !What about the second master and daughter-in-law? !

Your uncle: A big old man, he looks taller, stronger, and handsome than Er'er.

Call me Erye: ...

Call me Erye: Grandpa look at me [Picture]

On the picture is a cute little yellow hamster with pink and tender paws. Miyou found a picture that was somewhat similar to himself and posted it. He did not forget that the old man used to brush pictures of cats in the group. thing.

Snowflake: Huh?

I don't have to worry about the rain: rats!

It's so cool when the wind blows the balls: Sabi is a hamster.

Your uncle:

I don't have to worry about the rain: Grandpa messed up the code again. 0.0 This time, I really didn't do it.

Call me Er Ye: Isn’t it cute?

Your uncle: fghjkl

I don’t have to worry about the rain: I feel that the uncle can’t talk anymore. 0.0 I’m innocent. Is the uncle afraid of this thing?Very cute.

Your uncle: rtyuiop

Your uncle: gzhe

Your uncle: [picture]

With trembling hands, the uncle posted a picture of a cat facing the camera with clear hairs, and the ice blue pupils were particularly dazzling.

Call me Erye: ah

Call me Erye: qaq

Sure enough, he had to pay it back when he came out, Mi You's back was numb, a drop of cold sweat slipped from behind his ear, and he hastily closed the dialog box.In order to calm down, Mi You went to find his wife.According to experience, the daughter-in-law's yy is always invisible, whether online or not, the avatar is gray.The only way to know if it is there is to test it yourself.

Call me Erye: qaq

After typing these three letters, Mi You felt a little uneasy, what would his wife answer him?No matter what you answer, it's better than nothing, Miyou said to herself.

Yun Cang: What's wrong?

Miyou curled the corner of his mouth, he knew his wife was not such a cruel person.

Call me Erye: I saw something scary qaq

Yun Cang: Afraid?cat?

Call me Er Ye: How do you know? ! !

Yuncang: =l=

During the contact with his wife on the Internet, Mi You didn't reveal any news about his fear of cats to Liang Cheng, his wife didn't pay attention to his Weibo, and he didn't express his fear of cats on Weibo either. He ignored all the pictures of his cats in the group of friends, so the wife probably didn't know this information, so... why did he blurt out that it was because of the cat?

Call me Erye: qaq

I think he should be the only one who is afraid of cats around my wife... My daughter-in-law used to keep cats, which means that no one in his family is afraid of cats... So, my daughter-in-law knows to call me second master = neighbor?

Yun Cang: Some people I know are afraid of cats, so I guessed it, but I guessed it right, you are also afraid of cats.

Call me Er Ye: Well, I’m afraid of qaq

Even though the daughter-in-law explained Mi You in this way, she still didn't dispel her doubts, she only tried her best to show a pitiful expression so as not to let the daughter-in-law think too much.Mi You suddenly remembered that her smooth sailing in online distribution was all because of the help of her daughter-in-law?Miyou knows how much he is, can win a supporting role in a big production, can stand out from such a group of veterans, and change from a supporting role to a co-star all the way, can he really do it?

Yun Cang: Then why are you afraid?Cats are obviously cute.

Call me Second Master: Physiological reaction... I tremble when I see it, just like now, when I see those two words, I tremble...

Yun Cang: Sorry, I won’t post it next time, lest you get scared.

Call me Er Ye: Thank you qaq

Liang Cheng didn't continue to reply, and Mi You didn't dare to start another topic. In fact, his original intention today was to wish his wife a happy birthday first.Ever since he knew that his wife might have seen through his identity long ago, Mi You felt ashamed to play, and was ashamed to face his wife.

After staying in front of the computer for a long time, Mi You sat up straight and poked open the dialog box with the uncle.

Call me Second Master: Come out quickly, Master!something urgent qaq

Your uncle: What's wrong, you got fucked?

Call me Er Ye: No! !

Your uncle: What's the matter? You don't scold me anymore, so hurry up and say, what's the matter?

Call me Erye: Can you recognize my voice?

Your uncle: yes...

Call me Er Ye: Is the voice I speak on the Internet the same as the voice you hear in real life, will you recognize it?

Your uncle: yes...

Call me the second master: But I heard it myself, I don’t think it’s like qaq

Your uncle: You can’t say that. Your own voice is different from my own. Besides, although the voice on the Internet is quite different from the real one, things like tone of voice are easy to hear. We Often yy, I already know your way of speaking and your habit of speaking.

Call me Erye: It really is like this...! ! qaq

Your uncle: What's the matter with you, this is an urgent matter?I don't think there is anything more important than being fucked!

Your uncle: tat

Call me Erye: I lost my vest... qaq

Your uncle: What is it, a vest?Are you a turtle!

Call me Erye: I lost my vest qaq

Miyou was ashamed and angry in front of the computer, wishing she could find a hole to bury herself in. My daughter-in-law already knew that he was calling me the second master, but she still... pretended not to know qaq