How to Raid the Flower of Low Ridge

Tianxian Court has a month-long vacation after the end of the year-end exam, from the [-]th of the winter month to the [-]th of the first month, which is just right for fellow practitioners who live in remote places to play from New Year's Eve to the Lantern Festival without delaying the journey.And on the twenty-fifth day of the winter moon, there will be a banquet held in the name of Yu Shouting, all students and teachers are invited to attend.

If there is a big banquet, there must be entertainment.

At the first New Year's banquet, at most, a fellow practitioner who likes music played a song, or a fellow practitioner who was good at dancing and music performed a song and dance.But after all, everyone is at the age of youth, and the eagle and crane always want to secretly distinguish between the high and low, so the performance of the annual banquet unknowingly becomes more and more prosperous, and now it has won the top three. Submit the program every month, review and screen the month before, and rehearse with makeup on the [-]th, the day before the annual banquet. After the official performance, there will be a secret ballot in the audience to choose the most popular The program - the prize is a set of "Five-Year Exam and Three-Year Quiz" jointly compiled by the gentlemen.

From this point of view, this year's banquet has become the most grand gathering in the court every year.

And our Shen Yun Shen Jianfan is naturally this year's program planner and judge.This job is not difficult for him, but it is very tedious, and it basically takes up all his free time at the end of the year.Recently, after evening class, he had to supervise the sound effects and lighting, check the performance costumes and a series of miscellaneous things, which caused him to temporarily put aside the nightly sword practice that he had originally agreed with Lu Miyuan. Very understanding, and no complaints.

Until the day before the big exam, Jian Fan and Li Fan were still discussing the arrangements for the annual banquet.

"...Why do you need so many phantom talismans for your Yingyuan program? The cost is too high, even if you have money, you can't burn it like this," Gong Mengjin patted the bill, "Is there any cheaper one?"

"Yes, there is. Last year's light effect was made with five-color blubber birds, but that thing always flies around, so it's hard to fix it," Shen Yun said, "You forgot who performed the solo last year, saying that it would be in a fog It made its debut, and finally the atmosphere was brewed in place, and with a snap, the bird flew over the head and rushed to the top of Mr. Yong Ye's head, and all the colorful lights shone on his bald head."

Gong Mengjin looked a little embarrassed when she thought of Mr. Yongye's colorful bald head and colorful face last year, and she made a concession: "Is there any other place where I can save money?"

Shen Yun thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes. In fact, you, Heyuan, can save a little on your clothes."

"Don't even think about it." The fellow practitioners in the military palace who wished that every piece of clothing was custom-made from China vetoed it.

"Then there is no other way," Shen Yun grinned, smiling confidently, "The big deal is that the two courts have money to burn together."

Burn it if you say it.

On the day of the annual banquet, all the fellow practitioners who came to the Liuyun Lake were shocked—there were bright lights in the cafeteria, and the flat bluestone floor tiles rose one after another, like a circle of stairs; a wide stage floated on the vast lake in front of them , like small islands rising from the water;

The blubber birds are hovering above the stage, they are arranged in a line for a while, and in a herringbone shape for a while, reflecting the glow of the illusion symbols on the stage; the lion bells hanging around are playing Shen Yun's gentle and friendly voice in a loop: " The New Year banquet is about to start, fellow practitioners please find your own table and sit down as soon as possible, and don’t make any noise or move around; it is forbidden to use videotape charms, owl-eye charms and other spells to record during the New Year banquet, and please also turn off the flash function of the Tianxian Order after the banquet starts; Civilization Feast and drink, do not use the sword after drinking, and be safe in Tianxian Court..."

Zhang Peiyu and Lu Miyuan sat at the same table, and the position was okay. Although they were in the back row, they couldn't see the stage clearly from corners.After all, it was the first time for the freshmen to attend the annual banquet, and they were more or less fresh and curious looking around. Only Lu Miyuan started to crack seeds as soon as he was seated.

"What's the matter, Brother Lu?" After living together for nearly a year, Zhang Peiyu can almost notice that the other party is not in a good mood these days, "Did you fail the exam the day before yesterday?"

Lu Miyuan didn't raise his head: "It's nothing, just looking forward to the holiday."

Oh, Zhang Peiyu understands the anxiety before the holiday.

And Mr. Qingcai, who was sitting at the front, was reporting the expenses of this year's feast in a low voice with the court guard: "...The drinks and food are not bad, but isn't the cost of this performance too high? Xiao Shen It's the first time to host and have no experience. Why is Crane Yard still competing with him? It was originally expected to be held indoors, but it turned out that there was no atmosphere, and it just happened on the lake. The hundred or so Lishui talismans under the stage pedestal Not a small sum..."

"Light money." The old lady interrupted him.

"Hey."

"Have you sent out the New Year greeting cards for the sects?" Yu Shouting didn't change his face, "Write a few more sentences about the ones for Qiongluan and Dancheng."

As a place of cultivation and progress, Tianxian Court generally does not send out posts easily in order to show glamor and nobility, and the sects that can receive annual greetings have always thought that it is their own disciples who have been commended for this honor. Such an honor, of course, is also indispensable to return a generous gift to Tianxian Court to thank the court for its cultivation.

Mr. Qingcai thought that the wool came from the sheep, but the ginger was still old and spicy.

After all fellow practitioners were seated, the performance officially began.At some point, layers of clouds and smoke gathered on the surface of the lake, as if the sky was clear, and in the spotlight of the blubber bird, two figures, one red and one blue, came stepping on the smoke, like Lingbo exiled immortals.

Cui Xingyan on the seat was shocked: "Who are these two gorgeous people on the stage?!"

"Cultivator Shen and fellow practitioner Gong." Yan Yegui, who was at the same table, replied, "You didn't recognize them?"

"Who the hell can recognize this!" Cui Xingyan was even more shocked, "My good fellow, this makeup is so heavy, I guess their parents and masters can't recognize it!"

Yan Yegui took a sip of tea: "The old lady asked for it, saying that it is a happy event."

"...All right." Cui Xingyan glanced at the stage speechlessly, "It's really festive."

The two people who were discussed had already walked to the front of the stage, and after saluting to everyone, they smiled like golden boys and jade girls.

Shen Yun: Dear Shouting, gentlemen.

Gong Mengjin: Dear fellow practitioners.

The two said in unison: Happy New Year everyone!

There was a burst of applause at the table.

Shen Yun: ten years of hard work, never let down youth;

Gong Mengjin: I have worked hard for thousands of days, just to make a blockbuster,

Shen Yun: Only tonight, we forget about our homework and smile;

Gong Mengjin: Only tonight, let's put aside our worries and express our love;

The two said in unison: The end-of-year dinner at Tianxian Court starts now!

In Jianfan courtyard.

"...I personally think that the group song and dance of 'Hehe 48' in Crane Courtyard is quite good, lively and lovely, and it can very well show the youthful appearance of contemporary female cultivators in Tianxian Court; or Xiaotao made those two new puppets "Xiaotian Fellow Practitioner" is also good, he can sing and dance, but it's a pity that he didn't know which mantra he wrote wrong to trigger what key words, Xiaotian fellow practitioner stopped in the middle of singing and began to recite "Five Classics of the Great Dao" ";" Shen Yun murmured, "If it's worse, there's the Longxuan Sword Dance by Jiang Zili! Although a group of men in black dangling on the stage is a bit scary, but the momentum is enough!"

"So..." Lu Miyuan followed Shen Yun's words.

"So why did I get this thing in the final vote!" Shen Yun angrily patted the set of "Five-Year Exam and Three-Year Quiz" on the table.

"Hmm..." Lu Miyuan thought for a while, "Maybe because my uncle saved the show, everyone thought you were part of the show."

Shen Yun sighed: "I didn't perform, it was an accident."

Just in the middle of the performance, a certain large-scale installation illusion show suddenly failed at a critical moment, causing the female practitioner performing the show to almost fall into the lake from a height of three feet. At the critical moment, it was Shen Yun who rushed to catch the girl , bringing her still in shock back to the stage steadily.

"Besides, if I don't save the scene, the girl will fall into the water." Shen Yun continued, "It's cold in the twelfth lunar month, and it would be too miserable to fall into the water again."

"But the audience won't think that Uncle Master is acting bravely, they only think that Uncle Master is the finishing touch." Lu Miyuan said.When Hong Yan was about to fall, the sleeves of her clothes were flying, and the teenagers came to hold her in her arms. This kind of plot appeared in front of her eyes like a romantic story. I don't know how many boys and girls will have insomnia tonight.

But Master Shen, who harmed all living beings, was still unconscious, he sighed again, "Forget it, just put your eyes on it."

After accepting the reality that he had to finish the thing on the table, Shen Yun wrinkled his nose and flipped through a few pages of Five Three with his fingertips. The more he looked at it, the more his heart ached, and suddenly the person opposite pulled his sleeve.

"what happened?"

Lu Miyuan pointed to his face: "makeup." The little uncle still has two balls of red rouge on his face now.

"Oh!" Shen Yun blinked, "I forgot."

He got up to wipe his face, but Lu Miyuan held him back again: "If you can't clean it with clean water, you need to use some rice juice."

"How did you know?"

"I saw Master remove makeup like this when I was young." Lu Miyuan took out a small jar from his arms, "I just happened to go to the cafeteria kitchen to borrow some."

Without waiting for Shen Yun to say anything else, he motioned for his uncle to sit down.And Shen Yun was naturally happy to be served by others, and after sitting upright, she couldn't help but tease: "Tsk tsk, you are so careful, will you also want to paint and remove makeup for your Taoist companion like this in the future?"

"Yes, of course." Lu Miyuan replied, dipped his handkerchief in rice juice and leaned forward, "Master, close your eyes."

Shen Yun closed his eyes.The gentle touch fell on the eyelids, and the cool juice made his eyelashes tremble, and then Lu Miyuan pinched his jaw again.

"Don't move." Lu Miyuan's voice was so close that he could almost feel his breathing.

He had to sit still and not move around, so Shen Yun was so bored that he started to think wildly.Taoist.Although Mi Yuan is still young, but in the future he will definitely become a Taoist couple... Wait, so I won't have a follower in the future?Has he become the follower of his Taoist companion?In the future, when you want to borrow Mi Yuan, do you have to issue an IOU to his Taoist companion?

So what's the point of being the boss?

The more Shen Yun thought about it, the more he ate it, that future nephew and daughter-in-law suddenly became less likable.

"It's far away..."

"Ok?"

"What kind of person do you like?"

The eye makeup has been removed, Lu Miyuan changed into a handkerchief, and began to wipe the makeup on his face. His hand did not stop at all, and he stroked Shen Yun's cheek: "Why did Master Uncle suddenly ask this?"

"Because I'm bored, I gossip, I'm free."

"I didn't think about it."

"Then think about it now."

Lu Miyuan was silent for a while, and said, "Then... I want something nice."

Yes, look at the face, a common problem of men.Shen Yun agrees.

"And..." The rouge faded away, revealing the original fair and healthy complexion, "The cultivation base is very deep."

Very good, Shen Yun, as someone who reads a novel, must be strong, and agrees with this standard of mate selection very much.

"And..."

Fingers moved up slowly, Shen Jintong's makeup today was really festive, there was even a little bit of cinnabar between his brows, when Lu Miyuan stroked with his thumb, the grooves of his fingertips were immediately stained with fine crimson red.

"He's very cheerful."

"Oh, you've hit the point!" Shen Yun wanted to nod his head, but his chin was still pressed, so he could only continue to babble, "A coward matches a shrew, and a sweet wife matches a husband. Saw-billed gourds make a pair, and if both of them are noisy, neither will listen to the other all day long, so it must be the best complement!"

As soon as Shen Yun finished speaking, he felt a light air flow from the tip of his nose. It was probably Lu Miyuan who smiled: "What about the uncle? After disliking Fairy Liuyu, is there anyone else who likes it?"

"Hiss..." This question stumped Shen Yun a bit, "Not yet. In fact, when I think about it carefully, my standards are basically the same as yours, and I may have to add one more."

"Add what?"

Shen Yun snapped her fingers: "I also like good-looking ones, strong ones, and ones with complementary temperaments, but it's better to be well-behaved and obedient. After all, I don't think I have the temper to coax people."

Little Martial Uncle said this with confidence, as if God would make such a good man for him in the future.

He had just finished picking, when another stream of air fell on the tip of his nose, Shen Yun bulged his cheeks, a little unhappy: "What are you laughing at, kid?"

"It's nothing." Lu Miyuan changed the topic, "Uncle Shi even wiped off the lip balm today?"

"That's right, Gong Mengjin said that you must wear heavy makeup on the stage, otherwise your face will look like a dead person when the light shines on it. I suspect that she and her sisters are just trying to trick me..."

Shen Yun couldn't finish his sentence because the handkerchief was already on his lips.

"Don't move." The voice came closer.

The handkerchief was wet and cold, but the warmth of the lips and fingertips became more visible when touched.Lu Miyuan wiped it very carefully, or overly carefully. The two petals of helpless soft flesh were rubbed and rubbed repeatedly. If he didn't trust his nephew's character, Shen Yun would almost have the feeling that the other party was not doing it for him. Instead of removing lip makeup, you are using your fingers to simulate the illusion of some kind of excessive profanity.

However, I only frowned impatiently, and the handkerchief just left from the corner of his lips, taking away the last trace of rouge.

"Okay, you can open your eyes."

Shen Yun opened his eyes.Everything in the room that was brightly lit in the field of vision became very far away, only Lu Miyuan's black hair and black pupils were close at hand, so close that it seemed to be the drop of ink fainting in the blue.

"Well, Master Uncle still looks the best like this." Lu Miyuan laughed again.

--------------------

I'm a little bald when writing the main article, so I'll start with a running account about the New Year, and I'll drop some of these strange things occasionally in the future

In short, I will take Xiaolu, Xiaoshishu, and the teachers and classmates of Tianxianting to wish everyone a happy new year~ Zhengwen will continue tomorrow [Xiao Jiang and He Zheng: We have been fighting for a year... . 】