The catastrophe of the heroine

On x month x day, 20xx.

My name is Masaki Saiki, I am 23 years old, and I live in the villa area of ​​Sashibuchi, Tokyo, and I am married.The marriage is happy and happy, and there are no difficulties in life.I don’t need to go to work or work, I can go to bed whenever I want and wake up when I want every day, because my life is so comfortable and I don’t feel tired or stressed at all. The doctor always said that I am normal.

——Well, there is a peaceful atmosphere that I like when I open the screen. Of course, I just want to play tricks. I am not good at keeping a serious diary, and I have no habit of writing a diary before.The reason why I started recording is because I thought that if a child asks a question about my own birth in the future, I don’t know where to start, I can just throw the diary over.This is relatively easy.

Yes, when I went to the hospital for a physical examination today, the doctor did not say that I am normal.

What is she saying?Oh, she said I was pregnant.

Ah this.

All in all it was a shock.

x month x day 20xx

Kusuo complained that the diary I wrote did not reflect any shocking emotions at all.

Also, not as shocking as he is.

Even a person with superpowers would be very surprised to hear that he is going to be a father.

...Really, please calm down a little bit.

Stop running circles around me.I'm fine.Don't feel anything even now.

So, what was my first thought when I heard I was pregnant?Of course, it is very good, and the early birth and early completion of the work.Anyway, sooner or later you have to give birth, right?

That's right, your mother had such an unmoved mentality at the beginning. Of course, that doesn't mean she doesn't love you, but she doesn't have any sense of reality. Her future maternal love may also depend on your cuteness.

"Are you threatening her?" your dad complained.

"I'm not threatening. It's a girl. I think a girl should be cute and cute, and because it's your child, she must be cute." Your mother replied.

"Hey, that's your child too."

"Yes, it is our child."

"So it must be cute."

"...Please don't get into the role of silly dad so quickly."

x month x day 20xx

In my last life, there was such a popular meme on the Internet.

When I like a character or star too much, I will say: "I want to give birth to a monkey for xx".

Let me tell you a secret, your mother traveled from another world, and your father used to be a paper man that your mother liked very much.

In a sense, "I want to give birth to a monkey for xx" is truly realized.it's wired.Of course I am not saying that you are a monkey, cute baby.

but.

"Kusuo's child is not a monkey, maybe he is also a person with superpowers." Your uncle said this when he heard the news.

Really annoying him.

You stay away from him in the future.

x month x day 20xx

Your uncle is probably anticipating the birth of another psychic, and tricks your future self into defeating his invincible brother... something like that.

But your dad doesn't want you to inherit his superpowers, and life as a superpower will take away a lot of the fun.

What he said is indeed very reasonable. Since he doesn't want to, then you should be born as an ordinary person.Of course, if you still want to have some abilities after you grow up and after the second period, it is not impossible.You can tell me, just add the settings again.

Free job transfer or something, it's perfect, isn't it?

"Do you think you're creating characters?" your dad rants again.

"Isn't this just creating a character?" Your mother replied innocently, "This is my own original character."

x month x day 20xx

In fact, I'm not ready to be a mother.

But that's okay too.

Anyway, my adaptability has been amazing.

Nor is it any normal ordinary person.

In fact, there will be no discomfort in the body.

I just can't play with my phone all the time.Do you still have to abide by the rules of this level?

So I protested by switching bodies with your dad every now and then.

He did not refuse me.

x month x day 20xx

But the price of exchanging bodies is naturally that I have to go to work for him.

outrageous.

Why do you have to go to work? Are you happy at work?Is this the joy of yearning for ordinary life and working hard to accomplish it?

I don't understand anyway.

But going to work is not difficult for your father, after all, he has never worked overtime, and never participated in any social gatherings, so he comes home on time every day.

Today, after a long absence, I experienced the feeling of a social animal.

Although I don't work, it's not that I can't work, so I won't screw up, and I can find time to fish and play with my phone while working. ——It’s just that it’s a bit difficult to play his low-key.

When I got home, when I entered the door and saw "myself" standing at the door, I couldn't help but raised my hand and said with a bright smile, "Hi, wife."

Although he is speechless.

But I got the hang of it, and it was cool.

x month x day 20xx

"Why don't you give me a baby."

He didn't refuse me when he made such a strange request.If I am afraid, this kind of operation is not impossible.

I really promise.The first thought in my mind was—today Qishen will give birth to my child, I am so strong, I am dying of laughter.

but.

"Forget it, the first child, I want to have it myself. If you still want it later, you can have it for me again." I thought about it, and I still said that.

Wanted to experience it for myself.This is also the rare maternal love that I, a person who is afraid of trouble, have produced in these days.

In short, let me make a wish for myself.

- Giving birth will not hurt. (Hello

x month x day 20xx

The name "Xing" means luck and happiness.

You were born with our blessings.

I dare say that there will not be a happier child in this world than you.

……

…………

The topics assigned by the teacher this time are:

To understand the hard work of my parents and the mother who made me born.

——Use this as the theme to investigate and write an essay.

Sai Muyu closed his mother's diary a little speechlessly.

In fact, 90.00% of the content is a diary showing love.

The little girl with pink hair and blue eyes fell into bewildered thought.

How can I write this thing as a content reference for the teacher? !

However, is this show of affection considered ancestral?Grandparents also often show affection.

I still remember going to my grandparents’ house to play in a certain year, just in time for their anniversary, my grandpa happily told her about the wonderful first encounter with my grandma when he was young and promising.When she came home later, her father told her unceremoniously that those were grandpa's bragging, don't believe it, grandpa has been a good-for-nothing from the past to the present.

However, the gene of the grandfather who is called the good-for-nothing man gave birth to a superpower.

And she was born with the gene of a superpower, and she is quite normal in all aspects, but she is much luckier than ordinary people.This is probably a blessing from my mother.

Her father, who is a superpower, doesn't want her to become a superpower, and she understands it perfectly.

In her opinion, it is enough to have a superpower in the family. If the family members are all omnipotent, the world will lose its challenge and fun at all.

In fact, for Xing now, this world has lost its challenge.But the challenge is not so important, the fun is infinitely high.

Naturally, because she is an ordinary child, she can experience these pleasures.

What it feels like to be envious of other children - Xing has never experienced it.

Going to school can stay in bed for a while more than other children, because there is dad's teleportation to send him to school.

In the summer festival, other people are scrambling to take up the empty space to watch the fireworks, and her family can go directly to the sky to watch the special seats.

Other children show off their holidays and family trips abroad, but she will not tell them that she has traveled around the world since she was very young, and even went to outer space this holiday.

When other children talk about how powerful their toys are, her toys are already advanced black technology made by her uncle (of course they are the ones that her mother has checked carefully.)

In short, there are many such things.

She has never experienced the troubles of ordinary children since she was a child.

Even if she wants to eat more sweets but is afraid of tooth decay... In this case, at her request, her father, who is also a sweet tooth, can change the world's settings so that human beings will not have tooth decay.

For a long time, the almighty father will fulfill her wishes like Doraemon, and the only one that will deny her wishes is... when she wants to sleep with her mother.

【You grow up, you should sleep by yourself. ] He always rejects her so ruthlessly.

Fortunately: indifferent jg

Yes, although Dad is omnipotent, he is also very good to her.But if you have to ask before and after, it is probably because of Qi Mu's family's ancestral bias, she still prefers her mother.

This can't be helped, Dad also likes Mom more.

And her mother felt less like a mother and more like a friend.I can write all kinds of interesting stories, I can talk a lot with her, and I have collected a lot of good-looking comics. ——I'm sorry, she also became a nerd by her ears and eyes.They can talk about so many things!

The mentality is also very young.

Just look at this diary.

The so-called mother's hard work... It seems that there is no way to understand it from the words in the diary.

After all, mother is God.There is also a father with superpowers, how could he make my mother feel hard.

How to write it?Forget it, why don't you just make up and perfuse the teacher just like my mother said.

Fortunately, I was a little worried.

The younger brother who is still in the mother's womb, if faced with this kind of homework in the future, I don't know how he will feel.

After all, according to the agreement in the diary, the second child... But I want my father to experience the feeling of having a child.

At that time, he will write "I was born by my father for my mother"?

This is outrageous.

Hey, she seems to be a little too worried?

Yeah, yeah, forget it, don't want to.