The catastrophe of the heroine

If you are going to be asked the question "Are you a cat or a dog?"

Mayin may not know how to answer.After all, to be honest, both cats and dogs are cute.It will be very happy to pick up.Children only make choices, and adults definitely want them all.

However, there are still a lot of people with specific preferences.

For example, Osamu Dazai would say with a disgusted face that he hates dogs.

Fu Heihui, who has a jade dog at home, would calmly say that he is a dog.

Natsume made it clear that she likes cats very much.

If you are going to ask Saiki Kusuo, he will definitely say with a blank face: It doesn't matter. --Bar.

After all, this is also true,? Who knows that those cute animals are always thinking of contempt for humans while being cute? After meowing and barking will be converted into a language that they can understand, it is difficult Think they are cute.

So say it.

Whether normal people think they are cute or not has nothing to do with people with superpowers.Saiki Kusuo just thought it was noisy.

And the best way to solve the trouble an animal brings to oneself is to become its kind and solve the problem. —although screwed up.

In order to solve the relationship problem of a stupid cat who is noisy in front of his house.Saiki Kusuo, who turned into a cat, fell in love with the female cat that the stupid cat liked.

——So what kind of weird plot is this.

In another world, when I was living in the manga, the author and audience friends must also find it interesting to see the troubles and misfortunes they encountered.

Looking indifferently at the female cat who intended to confess to him, Qi Mumiao, who was speechless, was hugged by both hands at this moment.

Qi Mumei: "..."

For a moment he began to think about why he was so defenseless.

In fact, the hands that held him were white and slender, and the black hair that hung down was also very familiar. When you raised your head slightly, you could meet those blue eyes.

The problem was that he hadn't noticed the girl's approach just now.

There is only one truth,? That is, she is not thinking about anything in her mind at the moment,? At least this is the case during the period when she is within the range of his telepathy.

——Have you finally become Rantang No. [-]?

Maybe it should be a joke like this.But Saiki Kusuo soon realized that something was wrong with the girl's state.

Don't think about anything in your mind.Just pick him up and walk straight ahead - the direction is her own home?

I didn't mean to talk to him, anyway, I was just dumbfounded.

If you take a closer look, you can see that this guy is currently under the buff of "Unfortunate".

Look, as if there was some gravity on her, a flower pot suddenly fell from upstairs.

Qi Mumei used telekinesis!

At the same time, the girl actually consciously avoided the place where the flower pot would have fallen with a very magical movement.By the way, nothing was on my mind.

—It’s muscle memory.

Qi Mumiao: "..." I have to say,? Her skill has been trained to this level is also very good.

It is because of "unfortunate" that she fell into such a debuff state... Otherwise,? Her body would not be so unhealthy.

Saiki Kusuo really didn't dare to lift his current paw to try the girl who was holding him... Maybe her brain short-circuited because of fever.

After all, he couldn't control his own strength in the state of transforming into an animal.

Ordinary use of cats and cats to touch people will also directly shoot people out.

However, his Maomao Fist soon came into play.

Because the girl was walking, a drunken uncle suddenly appeared at the corner, wobbling around, and came to strike up a conversation.block her way.

"Hey, little sister, are you alone? Hehehe, you are so cute, but this cat is so weird oh oh..."

The girl ignored him.

Qi Mumiao raised his paw neatly, and held down the head of the middle-aged man who suddenly approached from the opposite side.

It stinks of alcohol.

Yay, okay, you can fly now.

boom--

Ah, I didn't control the strength well, and it flew a little far.

But the world is quiet.

This guy didn't respond at all from the beginning to the end.If she didn't follow her, would she really have to rely on her muscle memory to beat the uncle?

Next... instead of letting her walk back like an rpg.Saiki Kusuo chose to teleport directly with the girl.

…………

After Kusuo Saiki used his ability to transform, he was a white cat with a super power suppressor hanging around his neck and green sunglasses on his eyes.

The cat was held in the arms of the girl and did not let go.

He was very helpless, and he had no choice. In this situation where he couldn't control his own strength, he couldn't struggle at all.

Qi Mumiao was hugged by the girl as a pet or as a pillow with her dead fish eyes open.After teleporting to the door of her house, he opened the door for her.

When the idiot returned home, the first thing he did was subconsciously find the softest and most comfortable big bed.Without hesitation, he fell straight up.

[So sad.I'm so dizzy. ]

It's really not easy, so I came up with such an idea.

As the saying goes, a fool can't catch a cold, so this person will become a fool after catching a cold.

Of course, the next second, she fell asleep exhaustedly.

Yeaahahah.

So let him go first?

Qi Mumei: "..."

Have a fever?So take medicine?Then there is the plot of caring for people?

ha?How could such a plot happen to Saiki Kusuo.

Although it is a fixed series that often arouses the heroine's girlish heart in shoujo manga, it is actually not perfect and practical at all.After all, when my mind is dizzy, I feel uncomfortable, and I don’t even want to eat, who cares about those boring plots.

At least Sakura Marin is such a practical and realistic person.You can see that when she was sick, in order to shield the pain, the thinking in her brain was basically not working, and she relied on instinct to survive, so you can understand a little bit.

The best way is to solve real problems.

In the case of wearing a suppressor on the head, if you use the "recovery ability" to go back in time to a human being, you can restore the human body to a day ago.But after using it on a sick person, the symptoms will recur the next day.

Of course, that's only for normal people.

Sakura Marin is not a normal person after all.

An ordinary cold can turn into a high fever due to "unfortunateness", and the next day's minor cold will be cured directly in front of "luck".Lucky people never get sick.

The truth is that simple.

After turning from a cat back to a human being, he was finally able to move away the arm that was holding him.This made the super power user somewhat relieved.He raised his hand to test the temperature on the forehead of the sleeping girl. Her breathing was steady and her body temperature returned to normal.

That is, still sleeping.

He had no intention of waking her up.

After a series of operations, Saiki Kusuo was so proficient that people were amazed.

But this is not to embarrass the superpowers.It's obviously not the first time she's been sick like this.

Otherwise, how troublesome do you think her "unfortunateness" is?Just had some accidents?of course not.It would be better to say that accidents are relatively better resolved.

But it's not too much trouble.After all, superhumans are omnipotent.

Well, next.As a reward, it shouldn't be too much for him to get a coffee jelly from the refrigerator, right?

…………

So what the hell did she do.

Marin opened his eyes in a daze, and his eyes met Kusuo Saiki who was sitting on the chair on the other side, stuffing coffee jelly into his mouth.

The pink-haired boy stared at her with rather calm eyes.She tilted her head and looked back.

Normal people can probably understand the feeling of exhaustion when you have a fever, and you can't even think about it.I also probably know the pleasant feeling of being as light as a swallow after recovering from a cold.

She's pretty much in that more sublime kind of happiness at the moment.The brain also began to think normally and sort out the cause and effect.

The girl clapped her hands together, "I picked up a cat."

Saiki Kusuo calmly: 【It's me. 】

The girl nodded: "I know. Who would a normal cat wear a lollipop collar and green glasses?"

Saiki Kusuo: [I also said many times that it is not a lollipop. 】Marin feels bad today.After all, it was an unlucky day.

After returning from Miyagi, the small cold directly evolved into a high fever that was about to send people away.It was quite normal when I woke up in the morning, but the fever didn't come up until after school, and it got worse on the way home from school, and I was in a state where I couldn't think.

When seeing the cat that Saiki Kusuo turned into, he subconsciously followed his "instinct" and "kidnapped" him.Although, but that is also a desire to survive, right?

Look, now she is resurrected with full blood.

"I'm sorry—!" She suddenly began to apologize.

"...?" Saiki Kusuo slowly put out a question mark.

"I hugged you without your permission! I'm sorry!"

Saiki Kusuo: [?I feel really bad when you say that. 】

Marin: "Ah, does it feel bad to be picked up as a cat? Isn't that not enough to fit into the character?"

Saiki Kusuo: [Why should I integrate into the role of a cat. 】

Zhen Rin blinked: "Because that cat is you, you are that cat. According to the plots often written in novels, under normal circumstances, normal people will have cat habits after becoming a cat, meow Meowing and being cute are uncontrollable, you can have them."

Saiki Kusuo:【What kind of joke are you talking about? Am I a normal person. 】

After turning into a cat, you still want him to meow?Still can't help being cute?And then despise humans inwardly like those cats on the side of the road?

It's okay to despise humans, but it's not okay to meow meow to be cute.

"is it not OK?"

【Can't. 】

"Okay." The girl sighed with some regret, "Then show me how you become a cat again. I didn't notice how cute you are when you become a cat just now."

Saiki Kusuo: "..." Her focus is only on cats.

【I reject. 】 He said bluntly.

The author has something to say: A few days ago, I was chatting with my friends... I said that if I have a Qishen.You have a boyfriend, a girlfriend, a cat, and a Doraemon at the same time.How could there be such a perfect existence in this world, tsk tsk tsk.

感谢在2021-07-30?23:59:59~2021-07-31?23:59:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Don’t kick Xia Youjie at night? One;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：雪曜?72瓶；一弥?30瓶；谷莠子?18瓶；酒久九?15瓶；墨鸢、呼啦啦啦、二壹、浮槎十三?10瓶；Charlotte_SH、天意?5瓶；19425601?3瓶；Kennet、噜啦啦、任性の乖孩子?2瓶；一场?空城梦、伍?1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!