The catastrophe of the heroine

Yato was cheated again.

It wasn't the first time, although Marin didn't know why the gods were still superstitious, but Yato did not have that "money relationship".Poverty is not just because there is no entrustment, and it only costs five yuan to complete an entrustment.In addition, he can't save money at all, has no self-control ability, is often cheated by others, and even loves playing pachinko very badly.

After school that day, she was at her home with a blank face, watching Yedou pile up a few oddly shaped small pendants on the living room carpet like a street stall.

It looks like it's shining, but it's really a street stall, a piece of crap that can be bought for about five hundred yen.Yato spent tens of thousands of yen, and he lost all his savings that he had accumulated for a long time.

"This, can help me win the lottery!"

"This, this can have the house I want!"

"And this, it can help me become popular! Look at it, Rin--do you think I'm much more handsome?!"

Looking at the idiot god with a complacent expression in front of her, Zhen Rin sighed faintly, raised her eyebrows, and asked a little speechlessly:

"Where did you get tricked again?"

"I didn't get tricked this time - it was the recently famous "Divination Hall" in the next street!Lots of people are queuing, which is great! "

Marin looked at him blankly, while Yato sat on the floor looking up at her.The eyes are like a pure and innocent little angel, the ice blue eyes sparkle, as if full of anticipation for a bright future... What a fart.

Zhen Rin twitched the corners of his mouth, and couldn't help showing a somewhat ferocious smile.

Ah, in fact, she heard about it too, after all, it is very popular among students.The name of the divination hall is "Divination Hall".To be reasonable, this name is really perfunctory.

Among her classmates, there are already foolish children who are addicted to love, and even Chiyo is about to make a move, but she stops her.This kind of purely cheating thing, if you go in, you will give it for nothing.

In other words, those girls who came back and claimed to be fortune tellers and calculated that they were destined to be with Yamazaki ○ people are actually plural, and they all look satisfied after the fortune telling, so are all of you jk idols the same person?

For Marin, who can see "luck" and "unfortunate" in human beings, it is unrealistic to say that he does not believe in fate at all.But also because of this, she felt that it would be better to believe in her than to believe in that false "divinator".At least she can clearly tell who is lucky and who is unlucky.

——Of course, this is the reason why she is standing at the door of this "divination hall" at this moment.

It should be counted... as someone who came to kick the gym.

Ma Rin passed a boy with silver hair in a green school uniform.The other party lowered their eyes, carrying a strange-shaped necklace, as if immersed in their own world.

It's a bit eye-catching, after all, the corners of the school uniform are tattered as if they were cut, and there are red bandages wrapped around his hands.

Zhen Rin couldn't help but look at him more, always felt that the other party looked so familiar... Ah, the green uniform, it's the PK Academy where Saiki is... Oh, she seems to know who it is.

There is one thing to say, green is too eye-protecting, but the uniform on her looks better.

When it was her turn in the queue, she went in and sat on a chair, propping her chin and staring at the middle-aged woman in front of her who was dressed quite non-mainstream.

"We're meeting for the first time. I'm Xunmei Xihu. Is there anything you want to talk to me about?"

The chubby female fortune-teller with heavy makeup also stared at the girl in front of her.

There is no difference from the ordinary JKs before, they are quite cute, but what troubles can a girl of this age have, probably some love-related talk.She thought so disapprovingly.

Saiki Kusuo in stealth: "..."

[No, only this is absolutely impossible. ]

However, the fortune teller didn't understand that she couldn't hear the girl's inner voice, nor could she hear the inner complaints of the superpower [?].

"What troubles do you have now, isn't it?" The fortune teller said in a formal and awe-inspiring tone.

"Pfft." The girl in front of her laughed while holding her chin, shaking her head happily, "No, no, no, I don't have any worries."

Fortuneteller: "..."

Fortune teller: "This is impossible, don't be so stubborn, young girl! People who come here must have troubles to guide them, so let me remove all troubles for you—"

No worries, girl, what are you doing here, are you kicking the gym? !

Saiki Kusuo: [...So she came to kick the gym herself. ]

So stupid.Really.

When passing by this deceitful "divination shop" after school... It's okay to see that guy Kaiteng, but I didn't expect to meet another acquaintance... The superpowers are somewhat helpless.

Based on his many years of experience, he predicted how this guy is going to piss people off, well, it should start with a taunt.

"Obasan." The girl called out this title crisply.The innocent smile displayed on that lovely face at the same time, but the aura it exudes makes people feel a little hairy for a while.

Fortune Teller: Too much.What's the matter with this little girl?

"I don't know if you have heard such a saying. Well, it was said by a very powerful witch."

In the eyes of the fortune teller who looked at the incredible person, Marin said slowly:

"The so-called divination is an exchange between the fortuneteller and the fortuneteller. The fortuneteller must respond to the result sought by the fortuneteller, do his best within his ability, and must not be careless. If it is because he cannot see, Or lying, or pretending to have abilities that you don’t have, but that’s the worst behavior—”[1]

Saiki Kusuo: [Do you think an Obasan might have watched "xxxHOLiC"? ]

Fortune Teller: What is this?Animation lover?Bluff people with animated lines?However, I was seen through...?

Saiki Kusuo: [...Have you really seen it? ]

The fortune teller blinked, concealed the emotions in his eyes, and tried to regain his composure: "Little girl, you are wrong, how can you say that I am a liar without evidence, my fortune is undoubtedly Good reviews-"

Marin: "I don't have nothing to say. The reason I came here today is because you accidentally deceived a god... Well, although you are not such a god, you should be punished. "

The fortune teller was even more unbelievable: "Don't be kidding, I only accept human beings here, and besides, where are the gods in this world—"

Saiki Kusuo: [Pay attention to your character design, do fortunetellers believe in fate but not gods? ]

Zhen Lin blinked: "The biggest difference between humans and gods...the gods probably use a pile of five yuan coins to pay...cough."

Saiki Kusuo: [What a poor god.Don't you really feel guilty when you say this? ]

Shin Rin: "Do you remember what he looked like? He was wearing a tracksuit, with a strange scarf around his neck, such long hair, blue eyes, and a deceptive personality."

Saiki Kusuo: [The character can be described as very deceitful. ]

The fortune teller was silent for a while, and she had completely forgotten about Yato who had a thin sense of existence. She suddenly remembered that there was such a person, and she immediately became angry: "Nonsense...! How can there be such a person in this world?" Poor god!!! You must be lying to me!"

Zhen Rin tilted his head innocently: "I'm a good boy who never cheats. I know, the money you cheated is hidden in the drawer of the small cabinet behind the curtain. Now the retribution you have to bear —oh, they're going to fly."

Shin Rin: Qi Shen Qi Shen calling Qi Shen, I know you are here, hehe——

Saiki Kusuo: "..."

Forget it, he was supposed to meddle in his own business.

There was no surprise in Saiki Kusuo's expression, it's better to say that it was within his expectation that the girl knew that he was here.

He raised his hand, thinking power to activate.For a moment, the cabinet behind the curtain began to shake.The drawer was opened, and the banknotes stored inside, including Yato's precious wine bottle filled with five yuan coins, also floated up, flew out of the curtain, and floated and circled in the air in front of the fortune teller and Marin.

The girl sitting firmly on the stool was not surprised, she propped her chin and looked at the money floating in the air, calmly like an outsider:

"So if you continue to not do good deeds and deceive others, not only will the money fly away~ poverty and bad luck will always surround you for the rest of your life."

The fortune-teller stared wide-eyed and was stunned for a moment.

Although she pretended to engage in some metaphysics to deceive others, she had never seen such a truly supernatural scene.

And those who come out these days to find ways to make money are most afraid of this curse of having no money.

The fortune-teller stood up in a panic, with a very nervous expression, and hurriedly apologized: "Master—! You are a true master. I quit. I will also give you back the money from the wine bottle...other people's money I also return, er, are you...?"

The black-haired and blue-eyed girl slowly raised her eyes, with a sneer at the corner of her mouth, her aura suddenly darkened a lot, and her blue eyes were full of ruthlessness, she declared calmly:

"I am from the parallel world of this world, the witch named Dark Red Flame, and the assassin named Dark Wing who just left is my partner, so—"

The fortune teller understood in seconds, she hurriedly picked up the money she just cheated from Kai Teng Shun, staggered and rushed out the door——

Fortune Teller: Wait——!Kai Teng-kun, it turns out that you are not a second-year-old child, and what you said is actually true——? !

Saiki Kusuo: [No, just now she was still talking about gods, and now there are more companions with chuunibha, don't you doubt it at all? ]

His figure emerged from his invisibility, although he still had no expression on his face, he was powerless to complain: [You...]

And the girl in front of him raised her chin and looked at him with a complacent expression: "As expected of me, this is a more advanced secondary disease."

Saiki Kusuo: 【...Yes, it is indeed you. 】

The false secondary disease rank is always higher than the real secondary disease.

After all, the real second disease can only be bluffed by others, but the false second disease can bluff others.