Gutai and knife essence [Comprehensive]

what is she doing

Looking at her hands, the two knives rubbed back silently.

No matter what she wants to do, it's always right to stay away from her.

Xia Nuannuan was still thinking about what happened just now and didn't notice the abnormality of Jiang Xue and Zong San.

Just now, Bai Ze, who claimed to be her ancestor, appeared inexplicably and pinched her 36D big breasts and small buttocks?

Oh no, that's not the point, the point is that he pinched her like buying vegetables in the vegetable market to weigh their weight, and then made her pay attention to the flowers?Or pink flowers?

? ? ?She is not allergic to pollen, why should she pay attention to flowers?And her house doesn't even have any grass, so watch out for the atmosphere!

Not paying attention to Bai Ze's words at all, Xia Nuannuan put down the feather duster in her hand, and she turned sideways and squatted in front of the two small knives to watch quietly for a while.

Two pairs of eyes looked at her suspiciously, not knowing what happened.

Xia Nuannuan rubbed their heads and sighed, "I can keep you in these two days to heal your injuries, but I will send you back as soon as your injuries are healed..." Xia Nuannuan still said this. I'm a little bit sad.

Although the child's secondary illness is quite serious, but I can't help but look good!

They sleep peacefully like angels!

Even if they used a fierce tone to attack them, they still didn't cry... Even when they cried, they kept their mouths muffled and didn't make a sound.

She was afraid that the longer she spent with them, she would really become their old mother.

"There are also three chapters of our agreement. During this period, you don't cry or make trouble. You can watch TV quietly at home. You can tell me what snacks you want to eat, but can you eat takeaway for three meals a day...?" Let such a young child Her conscience was strongly condemned for eating those unnutritious things.

She has been very busy recently and has no time to cook for them. After all, she is too lazy to rely on takeaway.

Xia Nuannuan, Jiang Xue, and Zongsan made an agreement for three chapters, and then went to clear a small cabinet for them to pack their small clothes.

The two small knives sat on the sofa and looked at her quietly without disturbing her. Xia Nuannuan couldn't hold back, turned on the TV, and tuned the children's channel for them to watch, "You guys should... like this, right? ?

On the TV, a piglet with a pink bowknot screamed in the muddy pond, "George, come and play with me!"

Another piggy in a blue bowtie chimed in, "Hey hey hey."

Nuannuan Xia: ...

Five-year-olds would like this... She cast her eyes on the two of them, and saw Jiang Xue protecting Zong San tightly, staring at the little piggy Peggy with a look of horror and deep hatred.

"Monster!" A monster who can speak Mandarin Chinese!

"..." No, that's just Peppa Pig and her brother George.

Noticing that the two little knives didn't seem to like Piggy Peggy very much, she changed to another station, Elite Cartoon, which was playing garden babies.

This...will they like it?

Very good, watching a bunch of colorful things and demons dancing wildly on TV, they shrink back even more fiercely.

Don't like Peppa Pig and Garden Babies?Do you like idol dramas?

But it's too early for a five-year-old to read these!

She dug out her notebook and searched for Jingdong cats for them, "This looks good." She liked Jingdong cats when she was a child.

When playing, she forgot to adjust the Mandarin and played the original version directly.

Zong San poked his head out from behind Jiang Xue, looked at the screen without blinking, with curiosity written all over his face.

"Huh?" Do you understand?

Xia Nuannuan was slightly startled, and she understood in the next second.

The knives from neighboring countries can naturally understand this.

Seeing that both of them were attracted by Jingdang cat, she breathed a sigh of relief, and took two bottles of Anmuxi from the refrigerator in the dining room. Thinking about how they were eating plastic bags, she inserted the straws and handed them to them .

"Children drink more yogurt and grow taller."

Jiang Xue and Zong San were stuffed with a bottle of cool blue jar in their hands, they didn't understand what it meant, and looked at Xia Nuannuan at a loss.

"Just put your mouth to the straw and suck."

The two hesitated for a while, biting the straw and sucking carefully.

The thick sweet and sour yogurt bloomed on the taste buds with a sense of coolness, and the delicateness that melted in the mouth made the eyes of the two of them widen instantly.

woohoo~

Xia Nuannuan could almost hear the voice from both of their faces.

The little head stared at the computer intently, biting the straw like a little hamster.

Cute like an angel!

Xia Nuannuan didn't know that her expression was like that of an old mother who said "my family has a child who is just growing up".

Aww!Want to take pictures!

so cute!

Quietly, Mimi took ten consecutive shots while the two little ones were not paying attention.

After watching an episode of Bell Cat, Xia Nuannuan finished packing the three packages of express delivery, and her heart trembled every time she folded a small piece of clothing.

——Wow, wear this one tomorrow!

—and this denim jacket!

——Should buy a pair of matching shoes!No, how old are their feet?

Xia Nuannuan took a visual inspection from a distance, and estimated that it was only two-thirds of her palm...

Just as she was about to play another episode of Jingle Cat for the two of them, the phone in her pocket rang. She glanced at her mother, and without raising her head, she walked to the balcony with her phone in her hand. Looking at the brightly lit city at night, I answered Ma Ma's call respectfully, "Hey, what is Ms. Xia looking for from your cutie so late?"

"Oh, you're cute, you big-headed ghost, you little bastard, aren't your wings stiff?" A lingering female voice came from the phone, "Are you pretending to be crazy? What day is it today? Look, what time is it?" ? What did you promise me?"

Xia Nuannuan looked confused, and quickly filtered keywords such as "birthday", "anniversary", "festival" and "a day of great significance" in her mind. After confirming that it was not any festival, she cautiously replied, "... ...Friday, is it six o'clock in the evening... Mama, why are you scolding me, am I not your dear little cutie?"

Obviously my own mother is not like this!

"Goofy, I know what day it is today, why don't you hurry up and bring your son here? How can you draw so well? We are still waiting for you to eat!" The female voice cursed, "Did you give them two more Eat instant noodles!"

"...Mom, what did you say?" The wind was too strong just now, so she couldn't hear clearly.

And son?

She glanced probingly at the two small knives in the room watching Jingdong cat, "Mom, where is my son... Are you stupid for wanting to hold a grandson?" Why does she always have bad premonitions in her heart?

Thinking of Bai Ze saying to give her a gift just now... it seems that he put the accounts of these two knives under her notebook.

Oh my god!Could it be what she thought?

Holding the phone, she immediately rushed in and took out the account book from the cabinet, flipping through it page by page.

On the phone, Xia's mother continued to destroy Xia Nuannuan's three views, "Don't do this to me, I don't know you yet? Once I paint, I draw until midnight. My good grandson must only eat instant noodles! I'm sorry for you, hurry up and take a taxi, I've already reheated the food three times."

Xia Nuannuan didn't have time to talk to her mother, because when she flipped through the back page of the account book, she almost lost her mobile phone.

I saw that there were two extra pages in her own account book.

Xia Jiangxue? ? ?

Xia Zongsan? ? ?

age five? ? ?

How about an ID number?

What is the relationship with the head of household—children?immediate family?

Wait, this isn't her account book!

After buttoning the words and steel seal on it, Xia Nuannuan was momentarily stunned.

Let's not talk about how she was only 25 this year, how she got pregnant at the age of 19, and gave birth to two five-year-old little devils at the age of 20, but how can she have children if she doesn't even have a partner!

And... Daosheng?

Xia Nuannuan still hasn't forgotten that the two of them are masters with knives!

She wants to cry but has no tears, "Oh my god! I'm single." No baby!

And Ma Ma, why do you think that your daughter and I can give birth to little monsters with different hair colors and different eye colors!

Wake up, it's that perverted monster who did it!

I'm just a big girl with yellow flowers!

"I know you are single, but you have the nerve to mention it! You little bastard, I get angry when you mention it! I asked you on a blind date last month and you used your child as an excuse to evade it! Didn't I say it! The other side doesn't mind if you have two children, let you go to one place, you..."

"Beep beep—" Xia Nuannuan couldn't hold back anymore, and hung up her mother's phone directly.

Obviously, I shirked the blind date last month because the opposite was a bald uncle!

Lie about your age!Divorced!And a baby!

Mom, have you forgotten? !Back then you supported me to do a good job!do you remember? ! !

The two small knives were closely attached to each other, staring at her movements, at a loss.

No, you two keep watching Jingle Cat!None of your business.

This is too much information, she wants to go through it carefully.

... No, forget it, she refused to accept the reality and didn't want to do it.

After being in a daze for a long time, she looked at the two small knives and asked in a daze, "How long did I... give birth to you two?"

"........."

"........."

"Oh no, did I give birth to you two at once or one by one?"

"........."

"........."

Xia Nuannuan, 25 years old, gave birth to two five-year-old children with different hair and eyes in 20xx.

On that day, he almost got into trouble, was molested by the beast god who claimed to be his ancestor, and was chased by his mother to take the child home?

Damn, who wrote the script?

Isn't this plot toxic!

Xia Nuannuan lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep.There are two small blue beds beside her, on which Jiang Xue and Zongsan are lying.

Two extremely shallow breathings informed their master that they were fast asleep.

Today's plot is filtered in my mind as if playing a movie.

After she answered her mother's call, she calmed down and returned home with two small knives.

After entering the door... Her mother... unexpectedly... holding two small knives, with a baby on the left?Take a bite and a little kiss?

? ? ? ?

Isn't Baby and Little Kiss her nickname? .

mom!you wake up!Find out who your kiss is!

After kissing them, her mother gave her a blank look, and went to the restaurant with the same dazed knife in her arms.

"Come on, grandma cooked your favorite braised pork for you today, eat more." Mama Xia spoiled her face, "Seeing how thin you are, eat more meat."

Jiang Xue and Zong San glanced at her mother, then at her.

"..." No, don't look at her, she doesn't know what happened.

With the knives on her back, Xia Ma gave her a very disgusted look, then smiled softly, "You can stay here tonight, grandpa is going to buy you small beds, and grandma will tidy up for you later."

"Do you still want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs? Grandma will make it for you..."

"????"

Mom, look at me!I am your dear and little baby!

And braised pork and sweet and sour pork ribs are her favorites!

Tonight's dinner is Xia Nuannuan's hardest meal, especially after dinner, her mother actually chatted with her to discuss the rest of her life for the first time?

"The children are so old, have you chosen a kindergarten for them?" Xia's mother looked at the little head watching TV with soft eyes, and scolded her, "You still have to go to kindergarten, so don't feel bad about your money! You are not this year Have you sold the film and television? It is enough to raise two."

"?????" Mom, are you serious?

Her mother continued to stab her with a knife in her chest, "Now you have to do a lottery to go to kindergarten. You said last year that you want them to experience the joy of childhood more. I agreed, but you have to do a lottery this year and send them to kindergarten, right?" !"

"Mom..." You listen to my explanation, they are really not my sons!She only raised one son, Guwazi!

"All right, all right, keep this matter in mind, don't forget." Her mother waved her to sleep with the child, "We won't pursue your absurd things before, the children have no father since they were young, how much do you care?" Serve dim sum..."

"..." Mom, can you tell me what absurd things Bai Ze stuffed into your memory!

I'm so tired_(:3)∠)_What should I do?

…………

Thinking of the pain in his head, he simply didn't want to think about it, and glanced at the two small knives next to him with a confused expression, Xia Nuannuan completely let himself go.

Consciousness is quickly swallowed by darkness.

In the darkness, Xia Nuannuan's whole body glowed with white light, and her whole body gradually became clear until it disappeared.

Jiang Xue and Zong San who were sleeping on the bed woke up at the same time, and Xia Nuannuan was no longer on the bed.

"Brother, do you feel it?"

"Ah."

The wave of spiritual power made them sleepless, and Xia Nuannuan disappeared...

What exactly is going on?

The author has something to say: #夏.左文文.孤力一家#

Xia Nuannuan: I am not, I am not, my son is not my qaq

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Next is Hei Qiu meeting the old mother, and the much-anticipated Mr. Gua will also meet the grandmother (probably), the old mother is really too hard to force 2333

By the way, because some people said that the plot jumps too fast, it looks a bit messy, so I ask for everyone's opinions, or is it written in a multi-visual chapter?Or more chapters and one visual approach?