Gutai and knife essence [Comprehensive]

Wearing the clothes of the retrograde army, wiping the blood of the retrograde army, and wearing the saber outfit of the retrograde army, Kikko Sadamune and Baoding Toshiro easily fooled the retrograde army who was blind and lacked IQ.

Retrospective Army: I have a sentence of mmp that I must say!

Along the way, Baoding Tengshiro said thoughtfully, "I finally know why the goddess of victory is always on our side."

After all, they are teammates like pigs!

Kiko Sadamune also nodded in agreement.

Xia Nuannuan: "...Although everyone in Honmaru said that the retrograde army is clumsy and inflexible, it is really surprising to see it with my own eyes."

In fact, their original words were: all the descriptions of the retrograde army were "targets", "pigs who can wield knives", and "can hit ten with closed eyes". She thought they were exaggerating, but she didn't expect it to be true.

Retrospective Army: Hit you!I heard you didn't hit you!

In this way, the three of them flickered and marched back to the end of the dungeon. Xia Nuannuan could hardly hold back the joy in her heart and sang good luck.

Just like the discovery of Baoding, there are also a few small pieces piled up here, with a knife on the side of the small piece.

"There is a turtle at the beginning, and it depends on acting to pass the level." Xia Nuan put his hand on it to convey spiritual power, lamenting the impermanence of the world, "666."

Guijia Zhenzong: ... I don't know why I always feel that the lord seems to have a hole in his head.

Baoding Tengshiro: ... It would be even better if it is the wife of the protagonist.

As before, the new short blade absorbed Xia Nuannuan's spiritual power, the bright light flashed, the cherry blossoms fell, and a very energetic voice was heard before seeing anyone, "Whether it is a guardian knife or a status symbol, in daimyo There are many Toshiro short knives that are very popular among people, and sometimes they are bought by merchants as gifts. Among them, the Toshiro that Hakata merchants got is me! Hakata Toshiro!"

The red hat covered the short blond hair and looked full of vitality. The red-framed glasses rested on the high bridge of the nose, covering most of his expression. Perhaps because of his height, he was compared with the tortoise shell Zhenzong and Baodingteng in front of him. Shiro discovered Xia Nuannuan faster.

"Hello, Bodo." Xia Nuannuan's eyes were bright, and her mood was very turbulent.

Mom too, this is the little god of wealth!

The little God of Wealth who is commonly known as giving him a small award and he will earn you two!

It was for him that she sent a team to the tenth floor back then!

After all, a man [crossed out] who is good at making money and supporting his family is very reliable!

"Oh, is this the lord?" Hakata Fujishiro pushed his glasses and took out the abacus from his pocket, "Master, is this cosplay handmade? According to the current prices of human beings and the relationship between taxes, fees and goods circulation, lord body value..."

"...Hey! Brother, you are not going to sell the master!" Baoding Toshiro, who belongs to the Aguchi sect like Hakata Toshiro, quickly hooked his shoulder to motion him to look over.

Hakata Toshiro glanced at Xia Nuannuan's face, put away the abacus, touched his head, "Sorry, sorry, professional habits."

Xia Nuannuan: "..."

One knife planned to turn her into a human wife, and the other knife planned to sell her.

Oh, these two reverse knives will piss off her old mother sooner or later.

Xia Nuannuan kept his face calm and asked Guijia Zhenzong to pick up a set of retrograde army clothes for him.

"Oh, my lord, are you going to sell out the clothes of the marching army and cut off their livelihood from the rear?" Hakata Fujishiro held the clothes and guessed, "Although it is a bit dirty, the cloth can still be sold after washing. Two small pieces, oh, this place is bad, one piece..."

"... Bodo, this is not for sale, but for wearing." Silly boy, have you fallen into the eyes of money?

Hakata Toshiro's hand holding the clothes froze, he looked up at Xia Nuannuan with a very complicated expression, "So...has the lord betrayed?"

"…………"Hello!My dear, wake up quickly!

Who rebelled, I wasn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense!

"No, it's just to avoid unnecessary casualties." Xia Nuannuan covered her head and told him the ins and outs, Hakata Fujishiro nodded thoughtfully, and took out the abacus from his arms, "Just In terms of safety, we'd better go back the same way... But the wealth and wealth are the best, there is a small penalty of 25 yuan for each floor, and there is a small penalty of [-] yuan for less than ten floors."

Hakata Toshiro handed his empty pocket to Xia Nuannuan, "My lord, look."

"?" See what?Nothing in the pocket.

Hakata Toshiro looked excitedly at the dark corridor, "Here Hakata can earn the first pot of gold!"

"My lord, let's conquer..."

"Don't think about it, wake up, we're going back." Xia Nuannuan slapped her over, "I don't know if IQ and force are linked, but the lower you go, the more dangerous you go, so don't take risks, Xiaohuwan Still waiting for us up there."

"Ah..." Hakata Tengshiro's eyes darkened. Facing Hakata like this, Xia Nuannuan softened his heart and comforted him for a while, "It's okay, when the basement is opened next time, I will let Yizheng come and sweep it with you."

Hearing Yiqi Yizhen's name, Bodo's mood improved a lot, "Is Yiqi Ni here too?"

"Well, they've been waiting for you in Honmaru for a long time."

"Then..." Boduo glanced at the dungeon reluctantly and turned to hold Xia Nuannuan's hand, "Then next time, Boduo will definitely vacate the basement and give it to the lord."

"Ah."

"I also need to take off the clothes of the marching army, and I can sell them for a lot of money."

"...Just as long as you're happy." Bodo, I'm afraid you're not a Taurus.

Hakata Fujishiro's first dialogue with Xia Nuannuan established the characteristics of every subsequent battle against the retrograde army.

The reputation of Honmaru Hakata stripping off the clothes of the marching army and humiliating the opponent after each battle has spread like wildfire among the enemy, causing them to subconsciously run away every time they see Hakata on the opposite side. Of course, this is just a later story.

On the way back, they met Xiaohumaru fighting alone in the enemy's barracks. It was probably because he found that Xia Nuannuan and Guijia Zhenzong were missing, so he jumped out of the pit that suddenly appeared on the spot.

Before Xia Nuannuan could speak, Guijia Zhenzong raised his knife and slashed over.

Xia Nuannuan: "????"

Baoding Toshiro whispered to Hakata Toshiro, "That is probably Xiaohumaru Temple who competed with Mr. Kikoko for favor." Xia Nuannuan just talked about their previous encounters on the road, but both of them have seen Toshiro People in the world immediately redefined Xia Nuannuan's words.

"There was Xiaohumaru who was with us. When he went out to clean up the retrograde army, me and Guijia fell off." The lord eloped with Mr. Guijia while Xiaohumaru went out to fight.

"We can't just leave Little Fox Maru somewhere, he will be very anxious when he finds out that we're gone." After the lord elopes with Mr. Tortoise, his conscience realizes that he's ready to turn around.

Nuannuan Xia: ...

Fortunately, I didn't hear the conversation between the two of you. Did you think it was a script?Also elope.

Private your grandma a leg!

Naturally, it was impossible for Kiko Sadamune to slash Xiao Humaru's body with a single knife. When he swung the knife, he pulled down his cloak slightly so that Xiao Humaru could see that it was him.

Xiaohumaru quickly retracted the half-swinged knife, and half-bent down.

"Crack-"

The sound of the knife cutting a hard object sounded, and a smear of blood red slashed across the knife of Guijia Zhenzong, "Tsk, Xiaohumaru, please pay attention to what is behind you."

Now that he has found Guijia Zhenzong, Xia Nuannuan is naturally nearby. Seeing a slightly bulging chest, Xiaohuwan sneered, "Then let's compare."

Kohomaru leaned behind Kikoko Sadamune, and stood with the two blades back to back, "Bibi is bibi."

"Let's see who kills the most enemies."

This side killed the head, and Baoding Toshiro and Hakata Toshiro were not idle, because the two blades occasionally missed one or two retrograde soldiers, so they started the work of making up the knife, Hakata Toshiro even more What's more, after he finished mending the knife, he even picked up the enemy's purse.

Baoding Tengshiro handed over a small sentence: "Want to help?"

Toshiro Hakata: "Thank you very much."

Time retrograde army: ………

Knock you? I heard you didn't knock you.

After the unilateral killing, Kohomaru stretched out his hand to Kiko Sadamune, his palm was covered with scars and a lot of blood.

Guijia Zhenzong was stunned for a moment, then took off a piece of clothing from the marching army and wiped his hands for him.

"Xiaohuwandian has worked hard."

Little Fox Pill: "????"

Kikko Sadamune frowned, "Xiaohumaruden, next time you should do this kind of thing by yourself." Your hands are too dirty.

Xiaohuwan covered his forehead and sighed, "I mean bring the lord here."

Kikko Sadamune nodded, "Kokomaruden's hands are too dirty."

Xiaohuwan: "...???"

"It's more comfortable and clean for my lord to stay in my arms."

"..." Damn it, he was asked why Guijia Zhenzong suddenly expressed his fellowship to him, and it turned out that this was put in front of him.

The battle scene just now was too bloody, and Guijia Zhenzong didn't call her out, but now that she heard the voice, Xia Nuannuan poked her head out, "What's wrong?" I heard Guijia calling her name just now?

Kohomaru met Kikoko Sadamune's smiling face, and clenched the knife in his hand, "No, it's nothing."

"Mr. Tortoiseshell is really a..."

Xia Nuannuan looked at him curiously, "Huh?" What happened to the Guijia Zhenzong?

Xiaohuwan: "...Little smart ghost."

Guijia Zhenzong: "It's not as good as Xiaohuwan Palace."

"????" When did the two of them get along so well?

Baoding Tengshiro, who was chopping a knife beside him: "Society society." The speed of this face change is almost as fast as that of a short knife.

Toshiro Hakata: "Money makes me happy."

The author has something to say: Baoding Tengshiro: I can't afford to mess with you, I'm leaving, I'm just a short knife.

Xia Nuannuan:? ? ? ?

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