teacher!The ball is perfect

Prickly prickly pears can pop out fairies, so what's the point of peeing your pants, right?

Yes... a big-headed ghost! ! !

Help, what a mess!

Shi Li and Bai Xing both stayed in place, looked down at the wet crotch of their pants, and then at each other.

Bai·Wood-brained little plant·Xing, his ancient eyes are calm, his face is calm, and his tone is not fluctuating, asking questions: "What's wrong with me."

I still want to ask you, what's the matter with you!Shi Li thought in his heart, his face was as black as ink, and his veins protruded violently, he tried not to explode: "You peed on your pants."

"What peed on your pants."

"After you drank water, your body absorbs part and expels part. The feeling you felt just now is the urge to urinate, understand."

Teacher Shi pointed at her mouth, slid to her stomach, and then... indicating that the water was passing through her body.

"When you feel this way, go to the bathroom to solve it. My bathroom is here."

Emerald green eyes followed the direction she pointed, and a certain fairy urinated all over the floor and frowned in distaste: "The naked eye is really troublesome."

"..."

Don't be impulsive, Shi Li said to himself.

Bai Xing's ability has obviously recovered, and now I don't know what spells she has, so I can't easily provoke her, otherwise what will I do if I get caught by the dark shark.

Fortunately, she has a good temper, plus she has been a teacher for several years and has been tactful, gentle and good-natured, so she can easily suppress her anger.

He took Shirahoshi to the bathroom, closed his eyes and took off the new pants that he had put on not long ago to clean them.

Put on another new set of clothes for her, and give some serious instructions: "Next time, if you feel that way again, you have to come here, take off your pants, and sit down before you can release, you know?"

Teacher Shi personally demonstrated with exaggerated body movements, and walked to the toilet. Of course, she didn't take off her pants, but just grabbed the bottom of her pants and made a gesture of sitting down.

The fairy who pissed pants looked numb, and nodded with a half-understood understanding.

Shi Li didn't believe it even if he died, but he actually had the opportunity to experience the hardships of an old mother, washing dirty pants and wiping the floor after educating the children.

What should I say, luckily Bai Xing didn't drive a big one, otherwise...

Hehe, Shili didn't even dare to think about the consequences.

She suddenly understood that her mother had called Shi Lili since she was a baby.

On this day, she realized.

After a day of work and a busy night, Shili was tired, so he said to the struggling Bai Xing, "I want to take a bath, can you change back to your original form?"

A small question mark appeared on Baimao's head: "Wash as long as you want, I won't hinder you."

I'm just afraid that you will float in!I don't even know that I'm being unreasonable.

She refused to change, so Shi Li had no choice but to warn: "You can't go in when others are closing the door, it's very impolite."

"I didn't think about it." As soon as she said it, she was reminded instead. After eating, she was now curious about the act of taking a bath.

Shi Lidun realized that he regretted providing her with an idea, and rewarded himself with a slap.

After entering the bathroom, it took a long time to block the door.

His life was seriously disturbed. Once Bai Xing appeared, he became famous for messing up, and he couldn't do whatever he wanted in his own home.

Absolutely.

Although he had been seen for a long time, Shi Li was still worried that the ball would appear out of nowhere because he couldn't understand human words, and the one who was taking a shower was called Flying Speed, and he came out of the bathroom wrapped tightly in less than 10 minutes.

Feng Yan was extremely unfriendly and squinted at the guy who forcibly changed her life, and secretly swore that sooner or later she would have to pay the price.

Bai Xing is still learning to walk over there, Shi Li doesn't care about her, as long as the house is not demolished.

Didn't sleep well last night, rest early today.

*****

On Sunday, the busiest day of the interest class training institution, two friends who worked with Shi Li came over.

They are the same age and are a couple.

The name of the company is Zhile, and it promotes the fun of piano sounds on the fingertips. In fact, it has a different meaning, and lsp Ji should understand.

These two people can't be clean when they come together.

As soon as Shi Li came to the company, they flanked each other with their gossip faces up, their expressions ambiguous, and their wives singing their wives.

Jiang Yunyan: "Old Tie, you can't stop being the most searched in real time."

Mu Yue: "Who is that girl? Are you dating? Do we know each other?"

"You actually like girls. When did you get bent? You didn't tell us when you drank water."

"Hurry up to get off the line before the live broadcast is over, it's quite sex | blessing, huh?"

These two people are orange and yellow, and they wish that everyone around them would be Ji, especially Shi Li, because she is handsome and high in iron content, she looks fierce, and looks forward to her joining the Ji circle every day.

Shi Li went to the tea room to make coffee, and responded with a cold face and indifference: "You don't know each other, and you don't need to know."

It's not that Bai Xing cannot be disclosed at all, but Shili is currently not sure about her safety and purpose, so it's best not to let others get involved.

Friends who don't know about it don't let go: "Oh, good friends should care about each other~"

They met when they were in college, and they are very good friends, so they can start a business together. Everyone knows the basics, and when they know it, they are just cold-hearted.

The two followed closely behind, pestering her to ask questions.

"It's fine if you don't tell us, but there are millions of online fans waiting for your response."

"For the common benefit of everyone, at least explain it."

Shi Li pressed the switch to boil water, and sat in a chair with his long legs crossed, "You don't spend money on hot searches, why explain it so early."

"What you said makes sense."

"But we are so familiar, can you let us eat melon?"

The master refuted the rumor: "There are no melons, anyway, it's not what you think."

"Woooooo."

On the contrary, Shi Li also explained them to prevent them from being entangled in this matter and changing the topic on their own.

"What's the progress of helping me recruit an assistant?"

Mu Yue and Jiang Yunyan were sitting on the same chair, with four legs kicking on the wheels and sliding over.

"No progress! All the applicants are your fans."

"I don't know if your popularity is a good thing or a bad thing. It's so difficult to recruit someone who works hard and doesn't have a crush on you. We have to have a sharp eye to knock on it to prevent someone from getting away with it."

Finger music is becoming more and more popular. At first, it was spread through the Internet, and today it is quite famous in Yuning District. More and more people admire Shi Li and want to enroll in her class.

As one of the bosses and also a teacher, she needs an assistant to help with chores.

She doesn't ask much, as long as she does things honestly, don't put her mind where it shouldn't be, even if she has no experience.

It is easy for others to recruit this kind of staff, but it is extremely difficult to come to her.

There is no way, Shi Wanghong is indeed coveted.

Mu Jiang couldn't complain, after all, they were the ones who lured her to sell her appearance and publicized her face, no matter how difficult it was, she had to find it.

After realizing that the words were wrong, the couple went back to her.

Mu Yue: "Don't distract me. Didn't you complain about the creative bottleneck before going out to let the wind go out? Let me tell you, it will definitely be good to fall in love."

Jiang Yunyan: "My treasure is right, look, how many works of famous musicians, writers, and painters in history revolve around the eternal theme of 'love', unrequited love, love and lost love, and you will have a good understanding of human relationships and sophistication. For more inspiration, you should really try it."

They are not just talking nonsense, there is no problem with Shili's piano skills, but after a long time of contact and trying to change, they discovered their own problems. She said: I always feel that there is something wrong.

Everyone analyzed the reason for her: lack of soul.

She has never had a strong interest in people other than the piano since she grew up, and the only love she gives is her family.

How can you experience the sour and sweet tempting and heart-pounding affection for your family?

She has thought about this problem herself, but she can talk about love whenever she wants. So many people are attracted to her, but she is not attracted to anyone. She really doesn't understand what it feels like to be liked by others.

The water boiled, I got up to make coffee, and silently skipped this topic.

After drinking the coffee, send Mu Yue away.

Their company is now divided into three parts: piano training center, piano shop, and online promotion, and each of them is responsible for one.

The piano store is two streets away, and Muyue is in charge.

Staggering this couple, the world is at peace, and Shi Li prepares for class.

The time to get off work in the evening is about the same as yesterday, when Shi Li arrived home, he faced the usual darkness.

The difference is that he turned on the lights in the entrance and the living room, and began to search for Shirahoshi at home.

I found no, and went to the guest room to find her after putting away the things.

Bai Xing came out of the flower pot and landed firmly in human form, "You're back." She stated what she saw in a tone like an intelligent AI.

Shi Li gave a soft "hmm".

She often feels lonely when she is alone, although this kind of situation is not common here in Shili, but she thinks whether Shirahoshi will be bored if she stays here all day long.She has nothing and will not do anything.

People can feel sympathy for the kitten and puppy left alone, not to mention she looks human.

Shi Li brought her slippers and tried to ask, "What did you do today?"

This person wanted to put on things by himself again, Bai Xing stared at the slippers for a few seconds before slowly lifting his feet.

She didn't distinguish between the left and the right, and she wore the two shoes reversed. She didn't feel anything wrong, and walked out with others while talking.

"I practiced for a day and did nothing else."

"Cultivation..." Shi Li murmured the word lightly, thought for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Aside from being able to fly, what spells do you have?"

"It's nothing, I don't know much when I just transformed, and I can only do simple mind control and breath detection." As she spoke, she thought of the most admired object in the spiritual world: "Mr. , teleportation, magic words, and many more."

Shi Li was speechless when he heard this: "Oh, it's so powerful."

"I must practice with her."

"You're quite ambitious."

"That's natural."

There are not many species of Bai Xing in the spirit world, because the ability to survive is relatively low, and few survive to develop spiritual consciousness in the wild.Bai Xing is lucky. In the withered valley with a harsh environment, there is a ghost stone entangled in the root system. It is close to it. The severe cold, hot summer, wind and rain are somewhat weakened by it's shelter, so Bai Xing can live for so long.

The spirit world is also divided into high and low, and her breed is always looked down upon. She has to live up to it and learn more in the human world.

There was another reason why she couldn't leave Shi Li's house easily, although she didn't know the reason, but she had a belief that there must be a reason for Huan Le to hand herself over to Shi Li.

The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny. In a blink of an eye, she was attracted by the TV that Shi Li turned on.

The originally black 75-inch large-screen TV hanging on the wall turned on, Shi Li sat down on the sofa, and used the remote control to change the channel of the TV series, intending to relieve Bai Xing's boredom.

Xiaobai's mouth was slightly opened, and the water in the lake with green eyes was flowing, and he couldn't help saying "wow". He stepped on the reversed slippers and moved to the front of the TV, touching the displayed face with tender white hands.

Looking back, he was full of surprise: "What is this?! Why is someone locked in there!"

"This is a TV," Shi Li calmly taught, "Don't get so close, you'll be nearsighted."

Little Fairy didn't know who was nearsighted or not, so people told her not to approach her, so she retreated and sat on the sofa.

The plot was good just now, and when the camera turned to the scene where the original partner was fighting the mistress, the noise of the quarrel became louder and the body movements became more and more rough.

Can Xiaobai see this?

She has a blank sheet of paper, teach her what to do.

Shi Li frowned, and hurriedly switched to another channel, this one could broadcast silly, white and sweet school dramas.

But obviously the channel was changed, the face on the screen was obviously different, the voice plot was also different, Bai Xing didn't seem to notice it, just like the expression just now.

Do not recognize people?

Probably when Shi Li learned that her spirit skills were not high, and she was not very lethal, she was not so afraid, and now she just felt stupid.

But that doesn't mean accepting her existence.

Shi Li hoped that she would leave quickly, and didn't want to get involved with her or with any fairy world.