teacher!The ball is perfect

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"What's the meaning."

This message popped up on WeChat, Bai Xing and the subway old man looked at their phones the same way.

What about changing the password to log in?

In fact, this is not allowed. Without the guidance of powerful and experienced seniors, it is easy to go astray, and it is unknown if you make a mistake and turn into an evil spirit.

But Huan Le seems to have traveled a long way recently, and if he is not in this place, the transformed Bai Xing cannot sit still.

She needs to strengthen her own spiritual power to support the stability of her physical body before she can go out to search.

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, eyes lightly closed, thumbs and middle fingers intertwined and staggered in front of her body, an invisible wind swirled around her body, it was her spiritual power that was running, fluttering her soft short white hair, and the curtains not far away were also fluttering .

Cultivation is a process of self-realization, and a few hours will pass after this sitting.

When Li came back from get off work in the evening, he first checked the WeChat on the tablet when he entered the house.

She took cold medicine after lunch, and before taking a nap, she casually checked Moments, and found out that 'herself' had given Shi Xin and Ling Ting some likes, so she was so frightened that she resorted to grabbing lines.

Fortunately, Bai Xing didn't talk to them, otherwise he couldn't explain clearly.

Needless to say, Shi Xin was so focused on digging up evidence of her daughter's relationship that she was afraid that someone would actually lie to her.

The Ling family has been friends with the Xu family since their grandfathers, and they have a close relationship. Ling Ting's father and Xu Jingheng grew up together, so Ling Ting and Shi Li also play together and are the closest friends.

Because of this, they are the easiest to find clues, and Shi Li doesn't want Bai Xing to get in touch with them.

Check WeChat again, delete everyone in the list and leave your own account, and change your nickname and account number.

After practicing, Bai Xing was tired and took a nap. When she woke up, the gravel had been fixed. She walked quickly with her slippers on, and said that the green software was no longer working.

Shi Li tuned it out to show her, and it was all right again.

At first glance, Bai Xing didn't see that the person was deleted, but then he noticed something different: "Why is there no one?"

Shi Li: "You just need to contact me."

"You have nothing to look at." Bai Xing was a little disgusted.

It's not easy to see things, just register a Weibo account for her and follow bloggers who raise flowers and pets.

Weibo has a relatively large scope and more content. I guess this one is enough for her entertainment.In addition, teach her what she doesn't know and where to search, and the answers are basically correct.

So Bai Xing spent a few days researching the Big Eyes APP, what is follow, what is a fan, there are comments and hot searches, there are really many things to read, much more interesting than Shili Moments.

She has followed dozens of bloggers with 0 followers, and the ID is provided by the system. The user adds a large number, and the nickname will not be changed. In contrast, she is more curious about Shili's Weibo account.

After asking for a few days, he told her.

To be honest, Shili didn't want her to know, but that guy was so annoying, he chased after his butt to ask questions all day long, and he couldn't see anyone to ask on WeChat, and dozens of voice messages a day were afraid of her.

Finally, after work this day, Shi Li couldn't bear to pay her attention.

The tablet was stuffed back into Bai Xing's arms, and she told her that the one called [Shi Li 0802] was her Weibo, and then closed the kitchen glass door to isolate it so that she could cook.

Bai Xing stood outside the kitchen door and began browsing her Weibo.

Her profile picture is an abstract black and white space, which looks like an unreal art space constructed by piano keys. The background is all black, and her self-introduction reads: Stone is the shape, music is the sound.

Follow: 45, fans: 257 million.

His eyes stopped here, and he muttered with his fingers: "One hundred million, one hundred thousand, one million..."

After counting, she opened her eyes wide: "200 million, seven figures!"

"You have so many fans!" Xiao Bai excitedly patted the glass door.

According to the research in the past few days, people who have a certain skill will be sought after by others. The stronger the skill, the more fans they have. Such people are called internet celebrities.

Bai Xing never expected that the person in his family was an Internet celebrity, and he underestimated her earlier.

After understanding the basic information, scroll down to the Weibo content.

Shi Li Zhiding wrote a small amount of personal information, the live broadcast website, and the way to sign up to learn the piano, which is very official.Below is the latest uploaded video, which plays a song that has become very popular on the Internet recently, and she improvised and adapted it.

Bai Xing had a half-knowledge, little finger poked the play button, and the video automatically jumped to a bullet screen.

The sound of the piano came from the speakers, and the busy people in the kitchen turned to glance at her.

From the first second of the video, the black and rolling text flew from right to left, and the ignorant little earthball looked straight at it.What the hell is that? The text on the screen is so full that you can't read it. She held the tablet in front of her.

【Front row!Wife, I'm going to be spicy]

【Can I have this hand speed in my life】

[I can hold the teacher's hand during prprpr! ! ! 】

[Wife, slow down, I can't bear it too fast. 】

【My wife has been very prolific recently】

[Small Stone is forever God! 】

Each update of Shili is comparable to a large-scale crowing scene, with husbands and wives screaming indiscriminately in the barrage.

Bai Xing didn't understand, and was choked up by the large amount of information.

She reads slowly, her eyes catch on which one to read: "I am the qin, my wife plays me."

That ball spirit has no emotions, and the voice is as good as Siri's stick reading, and the output is blunt.

Shi Li's movements froze while holding the kitchen knife.

She didn't stop, and continued to read: "My wife, don't play the piano, play me, okay?"

"If you play me like that, I'll yell too."

Shi Li: "..."

Is she being executed publicly?

Bai Xing: "Ariba Di, who knows if she is T ah ah..."

The kitchen knife was slammed against the chopping board, and a certain Internet celebrity strode forward and opened the kitchen door. The light from above Xiaobai's head dimmed, and the board reflected a shadow of a person.

A certain ball was unresponsive, and when he raised his head, he said the last few "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" verbatim.

Ah, you big-headed ghost!

Shi Li Linglie's eyes were on her face, and if she dared to read a sentence, she would tear her small mouth.

But she was at a loss: "Why?"

Hands wet with cold water ruthlessly pulled the tablet away, Shi Li wiped it on the apron, turned off the bullet screen with his fingertips from bottom to top, and said coldly: "Don't look at this."

There was no barrage when watching TV, and Bai Xing was stifled as soon as he became interested, so he couldn't help asking with a round face, "Why?"

What why, modern netizens are not serious, once they open their mouths, the per capita lsp, Bai Xing's white paper can't be dyed yellow!

Moreover, it will be misunderstood every minute when playing tricks on the Internet.

Shi Li seldom flipped through those weightless frivolous words, and switched back to Weibo with a blank expression.

The tablet returned to Shirahoshi's hands again, and it's not annoying that the fun is gone, but the barrage caught her attention.

"What does the phrase 'are you a T' mean?"

Shi Li suddenly had a headache, children don't need to know this!

But after thinking about it, she is not young, and the anthropology of the spiritual world should have said that people who are in love with each other will perform certain behaviors, she knows it.

Although those behaviors are quite normal, why did Shi Li tell her whether he is T...

Turning around and going back to the kitchen to continue processing the ingredients, a voice came from the front: "I don't know either."

"Like this." Bai Xing actually believed it.

She thought that Shi Li was young and inexperienced, and there were many things she didn't understand, so she said, "I'll check it out, and I'll tell you what I found."

With a well-developed network, anyone who doesn't understand can be searched, Shi Li said.

Good guy, I dug myself a hole again.

The kitchen knife was set aside again.

Shi Li took a few steps over and took the tablet away, and quickly, he threw it on the sofa with a snap, rolled up Bai Xing like a spiral, and went into the kitchen together, and locked the door.

Instead of letting her mindless mouth full of train, let her mess up in the kitchen.

Shi Liru, the newly promoted old mother, sent her three-year-old child away, and gave her an old vegetable stalk that she didn't want to play with.

Bai Xing held onto the stalk of the vegetable and didn't play, he was still thinking about it, thought for a moment, and said in a startling way: "Wife?"

The voice was soft and soft, he tilted his head, and his glazed eyes were clear looking at people.

Shi Li's heart skipped a beat, almost cutting her most important finger.

It's okay for those fans on the Internet to scream, out of sight and out of sight, but what's wrong with this guy?

It was unbelievable, Shi Li's voice became louder: "You called me?"

The air was quiet, Shirahoshi looked at her and blinked.

The wooden head turned slowly, and it took tens of seconds before he murmured: "Is 'wife' your nickname?"

"..."

Every day when he was with her, Shi Li experienced several times of speech impediment every day.

"Do you know what wife means?"

"Yeah, but I thought someone might have used it as a name?"

Normal people wouldn't take such a flamboyant name.

"It's not my nickname." When Shi Li said this, his mother's voice calling him Lili rang in his head.

"Then why do I see many people calling you wife?"

Qiuqiu broke the casserole and asked the end.

When Shi Li returned home, he was still a teacher.

"Netizens are joking, it's not true."

"You can't yell like a joke. Teacher Huan Le said that you can only call each other like this."

It was a rare time when the views were unanimous, and Shi Li agreed: "That's right."

At this point, Bai Xing asked along: "Then do you have someone you like?"

"No." Shi Li didn't think about it.

Cooking with her was really slow, and I didn't even have a bite of hot food in the dark.

It was almost nine o'clock after eating, so I asked and answered how much I said.

Washing up after a meal, Shi Li suddenly realized a very serious problem, should an adult ball refine his teeth?

It should be, otherwise, let alone live for thousands of years, the teeth will fall out in 100 years.

She finished brushing and went to the living room, pinching Bai Xing's cheek without saying a word, making her grit her teeth.

Bai Xing was chasing the drama, he used his hands and feet to earn money twice, and asked her vaguely what she was doing.

Her response was a sound of disgust, and she was dragged to brush her teeth.

Shi Li used an electric toothbrush, while Bai Xing could only do it manually. Listening to the guidance of the voice control technology, he went up and down to brush every tooth.

Bai Xing was pressed to light up his life skills.

His face was sour, and he rushed back to watch TV after reading, but the man brought out something in the room and called her again.

"White pig, come here."

Who are you calling?

Bai Xing, whose butt just touched the sofa, immediately turned around: "Don't think I don't know you're scolding me!"

Shi Li pursed his lips and said with a funny smile: "You know better, come here."

She acted like a puppy, so Bai Xing foolishly and obediently picked up his feet and went to her.

"doing what?"

"Stand up straight." Shi Li pulled away the tape measure in his hand.

Shirahoshi straightened his back and legs.

Shi Li stepped on the tape measure and pulled it from bottom to top, and pressed the palm of her hand on the top of her head as an auxiliary line to align the scale, muttering to herself the number on it: "1.5 meters two."

Then there was a chuckle.

Bai Xing didn't know what she was doing, nor what she was laughing at, only heard her voice falling above her head: "A dwarf in his 200s."

The body of the White Star Cactus is a small ball, and it is just as petite in human form.But she is not a fool, she can tell that this man laughed at her risking her life to transform into a physical body.

The emerald green eyes cast a sideways glance at the person, and asked in disapproval, "Then how tall are you?"

"Anyway, you can't reach it." Shi Li stood up straight, more than a head taller than her, and put away the tape measure with confidence.

The hour must have been drifting away. It takes a few days to recover from a cold and a bitten neck, and now I am playing disco in the minefield again.

Bai Xing was furious and hated her.

Today's ball spirits are not rigid ball spirits anymore, their bodies are strong,

Shi Li was about to take the tape measure back to the room, but the short legs seemed to be equipped with springs, and the impact was so strong that his head hit Shi Li's chin.

"Isn't that enough?" Bai Xing hummed.

When she jumped up, Li was caught off guard, her mandible was hit with a muffled sound, and she took a few steps back. Not only that, but her mouth was bitten through the skin.

The person who was proud just a second ago covered his mouth in pain, and stared at Bai Xing in amazement.There was no calm and calm emotion on her face, and she was blown away.

"Why are you so violent!"

"Who made you laugh at me!"

"I just said one thing! Will you be in pain? I am in pain!"

"Little slightly, you asked for it!"

Band-Aids can be applied to the neck, but what about the mouth?Absolutely!

I don't know what doubts I will encounter when I go to work tomorrow!