Bungo Play Guide

After Gojo Satoru found the familiar filth, his first reaction was not to be happy, but to question and be vigilant from the bottom of his heart. Although they had been looking for the whereabouts of Mr. Dazai, when the clues appeared in front of him, he felt a little nervous. Hesitant.

It's not that he doesn't want to find Osamu Dazai anymore, but that this kind of clues sent to his door is really suspicious. Everyone in the magic circle knows that Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, and Jiarui who graduated from Tokyo High School back then The three of them never gave up looking for clues to Osamu Dazai.

Over the past ten years, they have also gone through detours and were deceived by Dazai Osamu's mantra. It was only after being deceived that they realized that Dazai Osamu had pledged his magic formula to many people in the form of mantra. people.

Although I don't know how he did it, but the reality is that all conjurers of three religions and nine ranks may have the magic power of Dazai Osamu. No one knows how Dazai Osamu chose the candidate. The old oranges have a share, but they don't know anything.

They were aggrieved at the beginning, and they didn't understand the reason for Osamu Dazai's move. Could they not know the value of "disqualification in the world"? Why, they had to mortgage the most important thing as a magician.

But as the investigation deepened, they had doubts about what happened back then, and they found that they seemed to have touched another side of Mr. Dazai, a side that seldom showed in front of them except for the first time they met. I forgot what kind of troublesome person Dazai Osamu was when he was in high school.

He is so wise and close to a demon, maybe everything is planned by him, the mortgage technique is the same, and the leaving the high school is also the same.

Gojo Satoru took a look at Rumble, and then looked away. His face had already darkened. If anyone was present, he could feel the strongest oppressive force in the magic world.

He is very angry now, but the 28-year-old Gojo Satoru is no longer that brat. He adjusted his breath skillfully, calmed down, and then picked up his mobile phone to call someone in the address book.

"Jay"

The mobile phone beeped twice, and was quickly connected by the person on the other side.

"Wu?" Xia Youjie had just finished taking a shower, and when he got out of the bathroom, he received a call from Wutiao Wu, "Call me so late, what's the matter?"

"Jie, today I encountered the filthy spell left by Mr. Dazai again." Wujo Gojo's eyes flickered coldly.

Xia Youjie also lowered his face when he heard the words: "It's those guys again?"

It's not like they have been bullied once or twice, and each time they use Mr. Dazai to irritate them, or try to use them.

"...not sure." Gojo Wujo sighed, "You know, Dazai-sensei's spell power is a bit special, I can only tell that it is Dazai-sensei's spell power, but how to use it, is it "disqualified in the world" As a result of the surgery, I don't know anything about these. "

"...I really hope this time it's true." Xia Youjie sat on the sofa and lowered his head, "What are you going to do? Do you want to follow this clue?"

"Investigate! Of course we must investigate!" Gojo Gojo said decisively, "If it is the real Mr. Dazai, then everyone will be happy, if not..."

Gojo Satoru sneered: "I will definitely make the person who caused the trouble pay the price."

Xia Youjie nodded: "Okay, tell me if you need me, Teacher Dazai is not solely your responsibility."

Gojo Wu heard what Xia Youjie was thinking, and he pretended to be exaggerated: "No way! Jie, don't you still feel guilty for not taking Mr. Dazai with you when you were in the village? ."

"Wu, I..." Xia Youjie pursed his lips, "If I had been with Mr. Dazai, things would have been different."

"Mouth area—" Gojo Satoru vomited, "Don't disgust me, Jie, you have too much filter on Mr. Dazai, haven't these years of investigation let you know how decisive he is, even if If you're there, I'm afraid you can't stop what he wants to do, although we still don't know what he did."

"Abandon us students, do some dangerous things, and mortgage the spell, what a bastard."

"...Wu, your tone sounds like a resentful woman who has been abandoned to stay alone in her boudoir." Xia Youjie complained.

"Are you kidding, who is the blame, just him? He deserves it too." Gojo Satoru dismissed it.

Xia Youjie changed his hand to hold the phone and said with a smile: "Really, Wu, actually I have always had a question, why did you change your name to Teacher Dazai? Didn't you always call Dazai Zhi Dazai non-stop?"

"Shut up, Xia Youjie."

Afterwards, the two of them chatted on the phone for a while. A few months later, at the sister school exchange meeting, they spammed each other, pointing to the end, Xia Youjie said suddenly.

"Wu, this time Teacher Dazai's spell is filthy, maybe it's another high-level plan against you. These small fights can't hurt you, but they will always disgust us." Xia Youjie mentioned those people with a look The expression of wanting to spit out, "They expected that we would not give up any clues about Dazai-sensei's whereabouts, and this is not the first time."

"It's not the first time, although I don't think those rotten oranges can develop the usage of Dazai-sensei's spell power, but you have to be careful anyway, "Disqualification in the World" is the only thing that can restrain your spell. "Xia Youjie said worriedly.

"I know, I know~" Wujo Wu said, "Really, Jie is always a mother-in-law. I'm not your student child who is acting like a baby in Jie's mother's arms. I am Wujo Wu."

It's been a long time since I heard Wujo Wu, who called himself Xia Youjie, was in a trance for a while, and then he was speechless: "You think everyone teaches students like you, no wonder they call you 'idiot' directly."

Wutiao Wutiao was full of anger: "You think everyone is like you, and you don't know if those people are blind. You are obviously as bad as me!"

"Hehe..." Xia Youjie smiled like a living Buddha, "Amitabha, if the benefactor wants to be inferior, he still needs to cultivate his body and mind, and go to the Film Academy for a few years of further study."

"It's hard for you to keep everything in your heart like you are, Jay."

"I can't hold you to death." Gojo Satoru pressed loudly.

Xia Youjie and Wujo Wugekong sneered at the same time, and then hung up the phone very synchronously.

The plastic brotherhood gradually collapsed during the chat between the two. Gojo Satoru planned to send someone to investigate here, but he didn't care about Dazai Osamu's filthy spell power, and walked away without knowing what he missed until he met Knotweed Yuu Only then did he realize that he had missed an opportunity to reunite with Osamu Dazai earlier.

Those regrets and crying bitterly are the mood of Gojo Satoru in the future, and have nothing to do with him now.

The departure of the strongest person in the world of conjuration did not cause any disturbance to this school. The next day, the teachers and students here still had to go to work and go to school. Knotweed Yuhito was naturally also in this ranks. He was carrying a schoolbag, Running on the way to school.

"Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to be late." Yuzu Hirohito jumped up and over the railing with his backhand.

Yuzu Yuhito really wanted to make friends with Osamu Dazai, but it was a pity that he failed on the first day of trying. After chatting with his grandfather, he regrouped and prepared to continue fighting the next day. He had a hunch that if he didn't call this Friends, he will regret it for the rest of his life.

And Knotabagi Yuhito himself had finished getting up because he had been thinking all night about preparing to continue the 'fight' the next day, and he was about to be late.

Knotweed Yujin: QAQ!

If it's an ordinary person, maybe it's a foregone conclusion that he will be late, but Yuzu Yujin's physical fitness is not at the level of ordinary people. He estimated that as long as he doesn't stop, he will definitely be able to enter the door in time!

Therefore, he will never stop, nothing can make him late!

Nothing!

Will not work! !

neither...

Yuzu Yujin gradually stopped, looking dully at the person standing on the ladder under the tree who was about to hang himself.

"Dazai-san, what are you doing?" Knotabagi Yuhito poked eyes.

Osamu Dazai tied the rope with another knot, and stretched out his hand to pull it downwards. Seeing that it was not broken, he nodded very satisfied.

"Preparation work before hanging yourself." Osamu Dazai pushed the 'contact lens', "If you can't find a good position, but you will have to toss on it for a long time, I don't want that kind of tortured death."

"As long as you are ready, your neck will be as crisp as potato chips!" Osamu Dazai said excitedly.

Yuzu Yuren complained: "It's not possible! Even if you find the so-called position, you have to be strangled to die before you can succeed."

Osamu Dazai was shocked: "Hey!! Is that so? Do you believe it? I don't believe it!"

"Dazai-san, you come down first! Hirohito Kojou is about to step forward to stop him as he said that.

"Yada Yada!!" Dazai Osamu hugged the trunk like a fool, "I'm going to commit suicide here, I finally found the crooked neck tree, and no one can stop me!"

Standing on the ground, Yuzuhito Knotabagi, who really couldn't reach this brat, was very tired.

"Why did Dazai-san choose such a way to commit suicide? Let alone the psychological shadow left on the passers-by, this method of death is very painful! Dazai-san doesn't like that kind of suicide method!" Knotweed Yuren was speechless.

Osamu Dazai blinked, and began to complain: "I don't want to either. In the morning, I asked my guardian to make me a suicide drink mixed with antihypertensive drugs and booster drugs, but he refused me very decisively!"

"It's impossible for someone to agree to your request." The spirit of complaining was already ready to move.

"But 'If Dazai-kun dies in my house, I will be very distressed. After all, summer is coming soon, and it will be very troublesome to dispose of the corpse', he said such words." Osamu Dazai felt wronged.

"So it's the 'rejection'!" Hitomi Hirohito's pupils trembled, "With all due respect, Dazai-san, isn't your guardian just out of prison! Or is it a gangster or something like that!"

Yuzu Yuhito had already taken out his mobile phone, and looked at the guy imitating 'Cicada Monkey' on the tree solemnly: "Dazai-san, do you need me to call the police for you!"

Osamu Dazai felt very amused when he saw the reaction of Yuzu Yujin: "Okay, okay! Mr. Mori's lolicon really should go to the cell for two days."

"Then you come down first, Dazai-san." Hirohito Kojou said righteously, "Of course, we should work together to eliminate harm for the people."

"Good duck, good duck!" Osamu Dazai happily promised.

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Mr. Sen:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Only the world where Mr. Mori was injured was reached

Youren, just spoil him!