How can my alpha be so weak
Chapter 55 The Omega Who Caused Trouble
Feeling dizzy, Lin Yi felt as if he had time-traveled into an ancient general. Some people waited on Chu Gong, some waited on him to change clothes, and some even waited on him to take a bath...
The surrounding fog was dense, and the snowflakes were melted before they fell. Lin Yi half leaned in the hot spring water pool, his mind was dizzy.
At this time, the outside temperature is minus seven or eight degrees, but the hot spring is 38 degrees, and the heat is steaming, and the person who steams feels refreshed.
Mu Yanchuan only wore a pair of swimming trunks, but Lin Yi put on a white steaming suit, which was tightly covered. After all, he is an Omega, so it is better to be careful.
"Ayi, do you feel better?" A familiar voice rang in his ears, Lin Yi waved his arm, and said dissatisfiedly:
"Don't call me so close!"
Mu Yanchuan tilted his head: "Huh?"
Lin Yi nodded Mu Yanchuan's cheek: "You, call me, call me General!"
"General?" Mu Yanchuan sneered and said, "Aren't you sober yet? What's wrong with you today? You're a little too drunk."
Lin Yi refused to accept it and said: "I'm not drunk! I drink well...very good! It doesn't exist, I'm drunk!"
Mu Yanchuan thought to himself: Could it be that today's beer didn't suit Ah Yi's appetite, and that's why he got drunk?I have to write down the name of this wine hehe~
He didn't argue with the drunk, but followed his words: "Okay, my general, you have the best drinker."
Lin Yi: "You are not allowed to call me General."
Mu Yanchuan: "It's not right to call you General? Then what should I call you?"
Lin Yi grinned drunkenly: "You have to call me Brother General."
Mu Yanchuan looked at Lin Yi's silly smile, his eyes were full of doting: "Are you sure?"
Lin Yi smiled and nodded seriously: "Yes! Hurry up! Don't tell me to drag you out and run [-] meters!"
Mu Yanchuan couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, one hundred thousand meters, thank you for thinking of this bad move."
Lin Yi: "Stop... nonsense! Hurry up!"
Apart from his own brother, Mu Yanchuan had never called anyone else brother. After adjusting his mood, he said, "Brother General?"
Lin Yi nodded contentedly, and patted Mu Yanchuan's head: "Well, my dear, to be precise, it should be called Shao (Brother Jiang)...vomit..." His stomach began to churn again, and Lin Yi couldn't help but want to vomit.
Mu Yanchuan hurriedly helped him out of the water, and Lin Yi vomited violently into the grass.
Seeing that Lin Yi had almost vomited, Mu Yanchuan handed him a glass of water.
Who knows that Lin Yi stopped drinking after taking a sip: "Want to get white, boiled water to pretend to be white wine? Are you drunk as a general? Bring me more wine!"
Mu Yanchuan was helpless and funny, "I obey, my brother general." He turned to hand a glass of apple cider vinegar to hangover to Lin Yi, "This is called sour wine, it was bestowed by the emperor, brother can breathe a sigh of relief Do it!"
"No problem!" Lin Yi gulped down the cup.
"Pfft!" It spewed out as soon as it entered the throat, "This is not wine, it's poison. The emperor wants to... murder this general! Don't drink it!"
Lin Yi dropped the cup casually and threw it into the soup pond. The green liquid spread, and Mu Yanchuan helped his forehead, "It's the third pond..."
"Just now, I vomited and urinated in a pool, and then I poured the drink into it again. Ah Yi, are you going to destroy all the pools in Tangcheng?" Mu Yanchuan's words seemed to be blaming, but his eyes were It was all pampering, it was the first time he saw Lin Yi like this, he was wayward and mischievous, so cute.
It was already ten o'clock in the evening, and it was not a weekend. There were not many people coming to Tangcheng to soak in the hot springs, and Lin Yi's small damage was not discovered.
Mu Yanchuan hugged him and hurried away from the scene of the "crime". When passing by the coffee break, he saw several people sitting and chatting inside. The leader was dressed in mink fur. It was not big, with a handsome appearance, and seemed a little familiar, but Mu Yanchuan was holding someone in his arms, so he didn't look carefully.
The rest of them were rough, smoking and drinking, uttering a few rude words from time to time, as if they were discussing something illegal.
A boy was hugging another boy. This scene was a bit eye-catching, and several people at the tea break couldn't help turning their eyes away.The young man in fur also looked jokingly at him, his expression changed instantly, his eyes seemed to be nailed to them, to be exact, they were nailed to Lin Yi who was being held in his arms, that expression, wishing he could Like chopping people up.
Mu Yanchuan held Lin Yi in his arms and walked to a relatively hidden small soup pool before stopping, because the name of this soup pool was "Jiangjun Pond".
"General, it's your pool. This is your territory. The emperor won't murder you, so rest assured." Mu Yanchuan put Lin Yi in front of the pool.
Walking all the way just now, Lin Yi's body was completely cold, seeing the steaming Tang Chi, he quickly got into it.
Mu Yanchuan was about to go down, but Lin Yi stopped him: "You are not allowed to come down."
Mu Yanchuan was stunned: Where did this come from?
Lin Yi: "This is the General's Pool, you, a male pet, are not allowed to come in!"
Mu Yanchuan pointed at himself: "Me? Boyfriend?"
Lin Yi: "Yes, you are just a pet in the general's harem, and you are not worthy of the general's exclusive use."
Mu Yanchuan: "Okay, then I have a cold and the general can take care of me." He took two towels from the towel rack next to him to wrap around his body, sat by the pool and looked at Lin Yi.
Perhaps Lin Yi felt that this little boy was pitiful, so he said again: "You can hang out with the general if you want. But there is a condition."
Mu Yanchuan actively cooperated: "You said, the small ones must be completed."
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes: "Tell me everything you have hidden from me, and I will allow you to come down." She copied her hand, pouted her mouth, and her face was full of arrogance (cute).
Mu Yanchuan really wanted to peck a couple of pecks on that pursed mouth, so he held back his saliva and said, "What did I hide from the general?"
Lin Yi flicked the water in the pool: "Look at your pheromone, if you have too much pheromone, you will drown me! Tell me, what is your A value?"
Mu Yanchuan thought for a while before he could figure out what Lin Yi meant by that.
It turned out that Ah Yi had discovered that his pheromones were abnormal. He said that he could drown people with too much pheromones, because he wanted to say that his A value was high.
Mu Yanchuan smiled and said, "Brother General, my A value is 60, you know that."
Lin Yi stretched out his index finger and swayed from side to side: "Impossible! You lied to me, why did you lie to me?"
Mu Yanchuan rolled his eyes: "If you let me in, I'll tell you why."
Lin Yi frowned and thought for a while: "Approved."
Mu Yanchuan finally entered the warm water, his cool skin was instantly warmed, and he walked in front of Lin Yi.At this moment, Lin Yi was sitting on the underwater platform, which was much lower than Mu Yanchuan. Mu Yanchuan took advantage of the situation and propped his hands on the edge of the pool, wrapping Lin Yi around his chest.
He clearly knew that Lin Yi was still drunk and dazed at this time, but he still answered his question seriously:
"Ayi, although I'm hiding some things from you, I don't have any malicious intentions, and I won't do you any harm. Your general can hold a boat in his stomach, so forgive me, okay?"
Mu Yanchuan and Lin Yi were very close, and Lin Yi's warm breath was blowing on his face, making him a little uncomfortable, he avoided Mu Yanchuan's eyes, and rubbed his stomach: "I...my stomach is so big? Can you still punt?", rubbing, he felt something wrong, "Huh? Where's my abs? One, two, three, four...
Why are my abs missing?What about four dollars? "
Mu Yanchuan couldn't help laughing: "Why did you lose your abdominal muscles after drinking all the wine? How about I check it for you?" When he helped Lin Yi change clothes just now, Lin Yi was very reluctant. After he closed his eyes, Lin Yi Only then did he cooperate obediently, so Mu Yanchuan didn't take the opportunity to peek at Lin Yi's body, thinking that Lin Yi had drunk too much and couldn't count.
At the same time, the main body far away from the Corps could no longer sit still.
"It's only been a few days and something will happen! Don't show it to him!" The main body can control the spirit body if it wants.
The spiritual body received the command from the main body and tightly clutched its stomach: "No peeking!"
Seeing that Lin Yi was so vigilant, Mu Yanchuan stopped teasing him, got up and said, "Okay, okay, I won't look, I'll go get you a cup of tea, you stay here and don't walk around, I'll be there in 3 minutes return."
Lin Yi was still covering his stomach vigilantly, and did not answer Mu Yanchuan.
Mu Yanchuan played tricks: "If you run around while I'm away, I'll sneak a peek at you when I come back, and check your abdominal muscles piece by piece!"
"Well, I won't run!" Lin Yi squeezed himself tighter again.
Only then did Mu Yanchuan feel relieved to leave.
Lin Yi in the regiment already wanted to slap himself.
It's never been so embarrassing to grow up so big!
Wang Bujue was right next to him, watching Lin Yi's face turning red and turning blue, he asked curiously, "Old Lin, what's wrong with you? Do you want to divide?"
"Split your heads." Lin Yi covered his eyes in embarrassment.
Wang Buhai: "Then you are...?"
Lin Yi: "Spiritual body!"
Wang Buhai understood in seconds: "Fuck, your spiritual body is not messing with Mu Yanchuan, is it?"
Lin Yi slapped the table: "Go back!" Following this rhythm, it would really be chaotic.
Mu Yanchuan poured two cups of tea and came back, only to find that there was no one in the general pool!
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-07-2522:59:21~2021-07-2622:30:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 469901381;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 469901388 bottles; Gu You 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The surrounding fog was dense, and the snowflakes were melted before they fell. Lin Yi half leaned in the hot spring water pool, his mind was dizzy.
At this time, the outside temperature is minus seven or eight degrees, but the hot spring is 38 degrees, and the heat is steaming, and the person who steams feels refreshed.
Mu Yanchuan only wore a pair of swimming trunks, but Lin Yi put on a white steaming suit, which was tightly covered. After all, he is an Omega, so it is better to be careful.
"Ayi, do you feel better?" A familiar voice rang in his ears, Lin Yi waved his arm, and said dissatisfiedly:
"Don't call me so close!"
Mu Yanchuan tilted his head: "Huh?"
Lin Yi nodded Mu Yanchuan's cheek: "You, call me, call me General!"
"General?" Mu Yanchuan sneered and said, "Aren't you sober yet? What's wrong with you today? You're a little too drunk."
Lin Yi refused to accept it and said: "I'm not drunk! I drink well...very good! It doesn't exist, I'm drunk!"
Mu Yanchuan thought to himself: Could it be that today's beer didn't suit Ah Yi's appetite, and that's why he got drunk?I have to write down the name of this wine hehe~
He didn't argue with the drunk, but followed his words: "Okay, my general, you have the best drinker."
Lin Yi: "You are not allowed to call me General."
Mu Yanchuan: "It's not right to call you General? Then what should I call you?"
Lin Yi grinned drunkenly: "You have to call me Brother General."
Mu Yanchuan looked at Lin Yi's silly smile, his eyes were full of doting: "Are you sure?"
Lin Yi smiled and nodded seriously: "Yes! Hurry up! Don't tell me to drag you out and run [-] meters!"
Mu Yanchuan couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, one hundred thousand meters, thank you for thinking of this bad move."
Lin Yi: "Stop... nonsense! Hurry up!"
Apart from his own brother, Mu Yanchuan had never called anyone else brother. After adjusting his mood, he said, "Brother General?"
Lin Yi nodded contentedly, and patted Mu Yanchuan's head: "Well, my dear, to be precise, it should be called Shao (Brother Jiang)...vomit..." His stomach began to churn again, and Lin Yi couldn't help but want to vomit.
Mu Yanchuan hurriedly helped him out of the water, and Lin Yi vomited violently into the grass.
Seeing that Lin Yi had almost vomited, Mu Yanchuan handed him a glass of water.
Who knows that Lin Yi stopped drinking after taking a sip: "Want to get white, boiled water to pretend to be white wine? Are you drunk as a general? Bring me more wine!"
Mu Yanchuan was helpless and funny, "I obey, my brother general." He turned to hand a glass of apple cider vinegar to hangover to Lin Yi, "This is called sour wine, it was bestowed by the emperor, brother can breathe a sigh of relief Do it!"
"No problem!" Lin Yi gulped down the cup.
"Pfft!" It spewed out as soon as it entered the throat, "This is not wine, it's poison. The emperor wants to... murder this general! Don't drink it!"
Lin Yi dropped the cup casually and threw it into the soup pond. The green liquid spread, and Mu Yanchuan helped his forehead, "It's the third pond..."
"Just now, I vomited and urinated in a pool, and then I poured the drink into it again. Ah Yi, are you going to destroy all the pools in Tangcheng?" Mu Yanchuan's words seemed to be blaming, but his eyes were It was all pampering, it was the first time he saw Lin Yi like this, he was wayward and mischievous, so cute.
It was already ten o'clock in the evening, and it was not a weekend. There were not many people coming to Tangcheng to soak in the hot springs, and Lin Yi's small damage was not discovered.
Mu Yanchuan hugged him and hurried away from the scene of the "crime". When passing by the coffee break, he saw several people sitting and chatting inside. The leader was dressed in mink fur. It was not big, with a handsome appearance, and seemed a little familiar, but Mu Yanchuan was holding someone in his arms, so he didn't look carefully.
The rest of them were rough, smoking and drinking, uttering a few rude words from time to time, as if they were discussing something illegal.
A boy was hugging another boy. This scene was a bit eye-catching, and several people at the tea break couldn't help turning their eyes away.The young man in fur also looked jokingly at him, his expression changed instantly, his eyes seemed to be nailed to them, to be exact, they were nailed to Lin Yi who was being held in his arms, that expression, wishing he could Like chopping people up.
Mu Yanchuan held Lin Yi in his arms and walked to a relatively hidden small soup pool before stopping, because the name of this soup pool was "Jiangjun Pond".
"General, it's your pool. This is your territory. The emperor won't murder you, so rest assured." Mu Yanchuan put Lin Yi in front of the pool.
Walking all the way just now, Lin Yi's body was completely cold, seeing the steaming Tang Chi, he quickly got into it.
Mu Yanchuan was about to go down, but Lin Yi stopped him: "You are not allowed to come down."
Mu Yanchuan was stunned: Where did this come from?
Lin Yi: "This is the General's Pool, you, a male pet, are not allowed to come in!"
Mu Yanchuan pointed at himself: "Me? Boyfriend?"
Lin Yi: "Yes, you are just a pet in the general's harem, and you are not worthy of the general's exclusive use."
Mu Yanchuan: "Okay, then I have a cold and the general can take care of me." He took two towels from the towel rack next to him to wrap around his body, sat by the pool and looked at Lin Yi.
Perhaps Lin Yi felt that this little boy was pitiful, so he said again: "You can hang out with the general if you want. But there is a condition."
Mu Yanchuan actively cooperated: "You said, the small ones must be completed."
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes: "Tell me everything you have hidden from me, and I will allow you to come down." She copied her hand, pouted her mouth, and her face was full of arrogance (cute).
Mu Yanchuan really wanted to peck a couple of pecks on that pursed mouth, so he held back his saliva and said, "What did I hide from the general?"
Lin Yi flicked the water in the pool: "Look at your pheromone, if you have too much pheromone, you will drown me! Tell me, what is your A value?"
Mu Yanchuan thought for a while before he could figure out what Lin Yi meant by that.
It turned out that Ah Yi had discovered that his pheromones were abnormal. He said that he could drown people with too much pheromones, because he wanted to say that his A value was high.
Mu Yanchuan smiled and said, "Brother General, my A value is 60, you know that."
Lin Yi stretched out his index finger and swayed from side to side: "Impossible! You lied to me, why did you lie to me?"
Mu Yanchuan rolled his eyes: "If you let me in, I'll tell you why."
Lin Yi frowned and thought for a while: "Approved."
Mu Yanchuan finally entered the warm water, his cool skin was instantly warmed, and he walked in front of Lin Yi.At this moment, Lin Yi was sitting on the underwater platform, which was much lower than Mu Yanchuan. Mu Yanchuan took advantage of the situation and propped his hands on the edge of the pool, wrapping Lin Yi around his chest.
He clearly knew that Lin Yi was still drunk and dazed at this time, but he still answered his question seriously:
"Ayi, although I'm hiding some things from you, I don't have any malicious intentions, and I won't do you any harm. Your general can hold a boat in his stomach, so forgive me, okay?"
Mu Yanchuan and Lin Yi were very close, and Lin Yi's warm breath was blowing on his face, making him a little uncomfortable, he avoided Mu Yanchuan's eyes, and rubbed his stomach: "I...my stomach is so big? Can you still punt?", rubbing, he felt something wrong, "Huh? Where's my abs? One, two, three, four...
Why are my abs missing?What about four dollars? "
Mu Yanchuan couldn't help laughing: "Why did you lose your abdominal muscles after drinking all the wine? How about I check it for you?" When he helped Lin Yi change clothes just now, Lin Yi was very reluctant. After he closed his eyes, Lin Yi Only then did he cooperate obediently, so Mu Yanchuan didn't take the opportunity to peek at Lin Yi's body, thinking that Lin Yi had drunk too much and couldn't count.
At the same time, the main body far away from the Corps could no longer sit still.
"It's only been a few days and something will happen! Don't show it to him!" The main body can control the spirit body if it wants.
The spiritual body received the command from the main body and tightly clutched its stomach: "No peeking!"
Seeing that Lin Yi was so vigilant, Mu Yanchuan stopped teasing him, got up and said, "Okay, okay, I won't look, I'll go get you a cup of tea, you stay here and don't walk around, I'll be there in 3 minutes return."
Lin Yi was still covering his stomach vigilantly, and did not answer Mu Yanchuan.
Mu Yanchuan played tricks: "If you run around while I'm away, I'll sneak a peek at you when I come back, and check your abdominal muscles piece by piece!"
"Well, I won't run!" Lin Yi squeezed himself tighter again.
Only then did Mu Yanchuan feel relieved to leave.
Lin Yi in the regiment already wanted to slap himself.
It's never been so embarrassing to grow up so big!
Wang Bujue was right next to him, watching Lin Yi's face turning red and turning blue, he asked curiously, "Old Lin, what's wrong with you? Do you want to divide?"
"Split your heads." Lin Yi covered his eyes in embarrassment.
Wang Buhai: "Then you are...?"
Lin Yi: "Spiritual body!"
Wang Buhai understood in seconds: "Fuck, your spiritual body is not messing with Mu Yanchuan, is it?"
Lin Yi slapped the table: "Go back!" Following this rhythm, it would really be chaotic.
Mu Yanchuan poured two cups of tea and came back, only to find that there was no one in the general pool!
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-07-2522:59:21~2021-07-2622:30:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 469901381;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 469901388 bottles; Gu You 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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