It turns out that I am a heartthrob who came out of the comics.

It takes half a village to get to the destination. Along the way, many villagers squat at the door of their houses and pay attention to them. The star five people are not too used to this kind of gaze. They continue to move forward calmly, but if they can understand The content of the villagers' speech may not be so calm.

"I heard it's a big star!"

"What are big stars doing here?"

"I heard from my grandson that there is such a thing as a true and false show that celebrities have, and they can earn thousands of dollars just by acting!"

"Thousands? That's a lot."

"Who said it wasn't! It's probably acting now. Look at the big camera behind, ouch, how tiring it is to carry such a big camera."

"The person who carries the camera must earn hundreds of dollars!"

"What do you think this star is doing with a basket on his back? He's still acting like this when he's acting."

"It's probably an unknown star, you look at Huwazi and still follow behind."

"Go and ask Huwazi what the star's name is?"

Then, when a group of people passed a corner with baskets and hoes on their backs, the leader in front was called to stop.

"Huazi, has this big star gone to your house?"

Huwa is the boy's nickname. When he was about to turn three years old, the town checked the household registration and gave it a nickname in a hurry. It was called Xu Sibo, and it was given by the help of the staff who came to visit and register. Ask Jin Si".

But since he was three years old, he has been staying in the village. Except for calling him once when he was named, no one has called him that way again. Everyone still calls him Huwa, and sometimes Huzi.

Huzi didn't want the name "Huwa" to be heard by the few people behind him, so he hurriedly whispered "um" in response to the two aunts and they were about to move on.

Who knew that the two aunts stopped Si Nan who was walking in the last row and asked, "Are you a big star?"

Si Nan distinguished what they meant and smiled at them: "Yes."

"Then have you ever been to the Spring Festival Gala?" an aunt in green gown asked.

Si Nan thought for a while and said, "No."

The aunt in the green coat said to the other aunt, "That's an unknown star."

Simon laughed again and said, "Then I'll try harder!"

The aunt in the green coat looked at him approvingly: "Young people have to work hard! You are so beautiful, if you work harder, you will definitely be able to go to the Spring Festival Gala."

Si Nan said, "I would like to borrow your good words."

The other aunt looked at Si Nan full of liking: "The words of big stars are cultured, and they are all four words."

"Have you met Meng Fei?" Aunt Qinggua asked.

Simon shook his head.

The aunt in the green coat was a little disappointed: "What a pity."

At this time, Mo Tingbai suddenly left the big team and came over: "What are you talking about?"

Si Nan looked at him: "I'm chatting with my aunt."

"what did you say?"

"Ask me if I know Brother Meng Fei."

"Which Meng Fei?"

"I don't know, but I don't know any of them."

Seeing Mo Tingbai approaching, the two aunts asked again: "Are you also a big star?"

Si Nan answered for him: "Yes. He is still an actor."

"Actor?" Aunt Qingguo's eyes lit up when she heard these two words, "Then have you played the role of Flying Fox in Snow Mountain?"

Mo Tingbai shook his head.

Auntie in the green coat expressed her disappointment: "It seems that you are an unknown actor. No wonder I have watched Snow Mountain Flying Fox so many times and have never seen you."

Before Mo Tingbai could speak, Si Nan helped him and said, "He has also acted in a very good TV series, and there is another one that is currently on the air. Everyone said it was very good."

The aunt in the green coat was dubious: "Really."

Sinan nodded vigorously.

Mo Tingbai felt sweet in his heart, but before he could wait for sweetness, Sinan pointed to the person who stopped and waited for them not far ahead and said, "There is also that one, He Shenjian, who is also a very good actor, that one is called Ace is a rapper, and the other is Qin Xuan, a host."

Mo Tingbai's mouth collapsed before it even raised.

Another aunt said: "It's so amazing, can you sign it for me, and I will show it to my daughter when she comes back from the New Year."

Si Nan said, "Of course, but I don't have a pen and paper with me right now. I'll sign for you when I finish cutting the pigweed."

"Can you sign it for me too?" Aunt Qingpao asked, "My youngest son is working in the city. He may know your young stars."

Si Nan replied straight away: "Of course, I'll sign several for you." He pointed to the people in front of him and those around him, "We'll sign all of them."

The aunt in the green coat smiled happily and narrowed her eyes: "You guys are going to cut pigweed, right? Oh, you must be very tired for such a small body, you wait here, Auntie will bring you two peaches eat."

Before they could answer, Auntie in the green coat turned around and ran back to the house. After a while, she came out with a basket of peaches. There were seven or eight peaches the size of two fists: "The late peaches just picked are sweet."

"Thank you, Auntie, I'll ask the program crew for money when I go back." Sinan smiled and bowed.

The auntie in the green coat immediately said, "Why do I need your money? The peaches in this mountain are all rotten on the trees and you can't finish them. It would be a waste if you don't give them."

"Thank you, auntie!" Sinan said again.

Mo Tingbai was listening, and asked Auntie in the green coat, "You mean Meng Fei from "Flying Fox in the Snow Mountain"?"

Auntie in the green coat nodded her head several times: "Do you know each other?"

"I don't know." Mo Tingbai said with a cold face, "But I will try to contact you and get an autograph for you."

"Thank you for the peaches." Mo Tingbai said awkwardly.

The two bid farewell to the two aunts, and Mo Tingbai snatched the basket from Sinan before taking two steps: "I'll take it."

"Thank you, Mo Tingbai." Sinan said.

Mo Tingbai frowned: "I'm afraid you will steal it!"

Si Nan said, "But the peaches haven't been washed, how can I eat them?"

Mo Tingbai paused for a moment: "Why are you talking so much, follow up quickly."

After walking another few tens of meters, they reached a stream not far from the foot of the mountain.

It’s not really a brook, it’s just a man-made ditch, the widest part is one or two meters, the narrowest is less than half a meter, and it can be easily crossed.

Both sides of the creek are covered with all kinds of green grass, and there are several big trees every few meters, with moss growing halfway down the middle. You can feel the fragrance of water and grass mixed without wind blowing.

Ace was already ready to go with a scythe. He rolled up his sweatpants to his knees like what he saw on TV, and was about to rush to the grass to show his fists.

But before he could use it, he took two steps into the grass and yelled, "Ah!"

"What's wrong?" Qin Xuan immediately ran over.

Ace shuffled out, looked down, and saw that something had scratched his bare calf, and a bloodstain had already leaked out.

The other three people also gathered around, and Sinan hurriedly asked, "What got scratched?"

Ace shook his head to express that he didn't know, and said, "I'm fine, it doesn't hurt, I was just shocked."

The director team was also afraid of accidents, so the medical staff rushed over, but Ace stopped him and said, "It's just a small injury, just put a Band-Aid on it, and I have to cut pigweed." He was thinking about this matter.

At this time, Hu Zi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "It's La La Yang, it's nothing."

He spoke so fast and indistinctly that even Qin Xuan, a dialect genius, didn't respond. After asking him again, Hu Zi saw the eyes of the crowd, his face turned red, and he stammered and whispered, "Lala seedling."

"What?"

"He said, humulus." Mo Tingbai spoke next to him, "It's a very common grass, it won't be infected or poisonous, just treat it a little bit."

Listening to Mo Tingbai helping him explain, Huzi looked at Mo Tingbai gratefully, wanted to say thank you but felt embarrassed to speak his strong rustic dialect, so he closed his lips and looked away.

Ace quickly disinfected the wound and put a Band-Aid on it, then walked excitedly into the field, before taking two steps, Hu Zi shouted: "You can't roll your pants."

"What?" Ace didn't understand.

Mo Tingbai said: "I told you to pull down your trouser legs, and you won't have a long memory if you get scratched."

"That's it." Ace chuckled, "I'm in a hurry, I just think about cutting pigweed, hehe."

Mo Ting gave him a blank look: "Virtue."

In a blink of an eye, seeing Huzi staring at him, he stretched out the basket in front of Huzi and said, "Do you want peaches?"

Huzi froze for a moment, shook his head and turned away from him.

Mo Ting smiled for nothing.

This kid is quite funny.

But he always felt that he could see some shadow of himself in this child, and felt that this thing was quite strange. He couldn't understand everyone's dialect, but he could understand his.

There are two scythes for mowing grass, one is in Huzi's hand, and the other is in Ace's hand. Ace cut a lot indiscriminately, and turned around to show off to Sinan: "Look, I cut it. Pigweed!"

Si Nan looked over and was about to praise him when Qin Xuan said, "This isn't pigweed."

"Huh?" Ace frowned.

Mo Tingbai glanced at the grass in his hand, and sneered: "The one you are holding is humulus, the kind that scratches your leg."

Ace said "Ah?" again, and threw the grass on the ground: "Fxxk! I just said how to stab your hand!"

He Shenjian said to him: "Don't swear in front of children."

Ace reacted and stuck out his tongue: "Sorry."

Don't listen to Bai Leng said coldly: "Don't speak English either."

Ace didn't understand why he couldn't even speak English, but after hearing what Mo Tingbai said, he thought there must be his reason, so he obediently agreed.

Sinan took a stalk of hogweed from Huzi's basket and asked Esbi to take care of it. Ace searched for it from a pile of grass almost like a relative, and cut it one by one, for fear of hurting other weeds. of.

He was cutting here, and Si Nan followed behind to pick it up in the basket, and the roles were switched every few minutes.However, after working together for a long time, the two did not cut as many as Huzi alone in a short while.

The few remaining people had nothing to do, so they chatted along the creek and had fun.

Qin Xuan stood between He Shenjian and Mo Tingbai and talked back and forth, mainly talking to He Shenjian, while Mo Tingbai was always absent-minded and looked back from time to time.

The three of them walked to a large stone slab, and Qin Xuan suddenly said, "Don't move yet!"

Seeing that Mo Tingbai was yelled at by him, He Shen thought he saw a snake, especially Mo Tingbai, when he thought of this slippery creature, a layer of hairs burst out on his back.

"There are crabs!" Qin Xuan said.

He Shenjian & Mo Tingbai: "..."

Mo Tingbai felt that it was the first time that he and He Shenjian had such a deep urge to do the same thing off the stage: they both wanted to push Qin Xuan into the creek that would almost reach his calf.

Thinking about it this way, the two of them, who had never seen wild crabs before, squatted down carefully at the same time to watch Qin Xuan bend over and put his hands close to the little crab that had muddied the bottom of the clear stream.

When Qin Xuan's hand just touched the water, Mo Tingbai suddenly said: "Go back and get a glove, or your hand will be caught."

Qin Xuan raised his head and raised his eyebrows: "When I was young, I often caught crabs at my grandmother's house. Don't worry, I'm very skilled."

Then he continued to slowly poke his hand into the water. The crab naturally didn't notice them and was concentrating on playing with mud in the water. When Qin Xuan was about to touch the crab's shell, he suddenly accelerated his speed, and pinched the crab's head with his thumb and index finger The shell on the pliers moved the position of the finger in the water again, making sure to grasp it tightly, and carefully took out the crab.

This is the first time Mo Tingbai has seen this type of crab up close. It has a dark-brown body, two large pincers dancing around with its teeth and claws open, and there should be two small petals wriggling and spitting out bubbles where it should be the mouth.

Seeing that Mo Tingbai was so interested, Qin Xuan grabbed the crab's body and handed it forward: "Hold it for you to play with."

Mo Tingbai belongs to Mr. Ye and loves dragons, and it's okay to see from a distance. If you let him take it, he might die on the spot, so he quickly stepped back: "I don't want it, you take it."

"I'll give it a try." He Shenjian said.

"Look, you are not afraid of deep seeing." Qin Xuan smiled provocatively.

Mo Tingbai didn't bother to explain, so he didn't answer this question.

He Shenjian took the crab and looked at the crab's belly: "It's a female crab."

"You still understand this?" Qin Xuan asked in surprise.

He Shen smiled and said, "Isn't this common sense? A round belly is a female crab. Look at the crab's belly is so big. If it happens, a group of small crabs may emerge tomorrow when I take it home."

At this time, Ace and Sinan had already cut a basket full of pigweed. When they saw a few people gathered together and looked at something, they put down their tools and walked over.

"Crab?" Sinan was pleasantly surprised when he saw it, "Did you catch it?"

Qin Xuan nodded: "We caught it."

"It's amazing!" Sinan said, and looked at He Shenjian who was holding the crab again, "The pliers are so painful to catch people, how dare you hold them with your hands."

He Shenjian said: "If you hold it correctly, you won't be caught. Do you want to try?"

Si Nan quickly waved his hand: "No, no, no."

Ace was holding a grass to tease the crab, but was caught by the crab's big pincers. Ace grabbed the grass and pulled it, and the grass broke immediately.

"Hey! It's really amazing." Ace couldn't help but sigh, "No wonder the boss is afraid to take it. If he is caught, his fingers will be gone."

Before Ace finished speaking, Mo Tingbai immediately said: "Who said I dare not!"

Si Nan looked at him with wide eyes: "Do you dare to catch crabs too?" Don't listen to Bai?"

In fact, what Mo Tingbai said in a flash of his head, Si Nan couldn't even deny it when asked.

"hold head high."

"Here." He Shenjian smiled and handed over the crab.

Mo Tingbai: "..." It was on purpose.

But seeing Si Nan's earnest gaze, he swallowed his saliva hard, comforting himself that it would be a big deal not to play the instrument in the future, and holding back his fear, he approached the crab with his hand.

The crab's two big pincers were playing with the grass that Ace took over. When Mo Tingbai's hand slowly approached, he let go of the grass like a big enemy and aimed at Mo Ting Bai Yang's pincers, except for the two big Outside the pliers, the eight little claws were also struggling desperately.

Seeing it like this, Mo Tingbai's heart became even more bulging, but the matter had come to an end and there was no turning back, so he quickly put his hands on the crab's shell, but a second before he took it, the crab suddenly jumped out of the congratulations. Fukami's hand slipped down, rolled over and crawled sideways to the creek, and a cloud of muddy water flowed out, and he didn't know where he went.

"Ah! Crab!" Sinan and Ace shouted regretfully.

Mo Tingbai was expressionless, but secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Even if he caught the crab, he might have to throw it out within a tenth of a second. Now is the most perfect ending.

Thinking of this, he looked at He Shenjian again, but the other party didn't respond, he just said lightly: "Sorry for dropping the crab, or we'll catch another one."

Sinan and Ace echoed wildly.

Mo Tingbai: "..." I felt a little grateful at first, but I co-authored this episode to perform crabbing.

This scene was captured by the camera all the time.The barrage had already blown up the screen.

"Whoa, mom, I believe in love again! What a beautiful plot of tsundere attack and tenderness!"

"What gentleness! We Fukami gg saw that it was on the top (bushi), and besides, after Fukami caught the crab, he was the first to show off to Sinan, see Nanshan yyds"

"That's how to put it, Honey Bai didn't deny that he was afraid of crabs in front of sjgg and Qin Xiaoxuan just now, but Nan Nan immediately said that he was not afraid when he came over. What is this! These are the bare, naked legs Standard preference! Konjac shreds szd!"

"If you want to talk about Nannan coming over, Ace came here with me just now. It's too far-fetched to hit the front. I hold high the banner of Ness, also known as cutting pigweed cp"

"ls, are you going to kill me laughing? Why does everything turn into a comedy when ice is involved?"

"Qin Xiaoxuan: I will watch you quietly, and then hit your CP"

They finally caught two crabs and three small fish with the belly of a thumb, but they released the crabs and fish back into the water before leaving because they didn't bring a pot to hold the water.

When walking back, the sun had already slanted several degrees to the west. It was past noon, and they walked back with two full baskets of pigweed.

On the road, I suddenly heard a metal hiss not far away, swinging in the mountains and then returning back, followed by the sound of a radio.

"Please pay attention! Please pay attention! The pig from Huzi's house is running out now. Someone sees a flowery sow, drive the pig to Huzi's house immediately! Drive the pig to Huzi's house immediately!"

The village chief's unadorned dialect was conveyed more vaguely from the loudspeaker, but neither Sinan nor Qin Xuan understood it.Huzi was still stunned for a moment and then ran back.

"what happened?"

Huzi ran and shouted: "My pig ran out!"

Huzi yelled loudly and vigorously, and Sinan understood immediately. He suddenly remembered the little door he saw his grandfather make this morning, so this was not originally for people's houses, but the door of a pigsty...

Ace froze in the grassland with a basket of pigs on his back.

He murmured, "So...the basket of pigweed I cut is..."

Huzi hadn't run far, but when he heard Ace's words, he turned around again, and his anxiety made him more courageous. He put on an expression of "you people who have studied are so stupid" and shouted: "Pig! Grass, of course, is used to feed pigs!"

Ashton was not well.

He thought pigweed meant grass that tasted like pork...

So it's not cut for them to eat, but for pigs to eat.

Wait, do they still have to feed the pigs?

Wait a second—the pig ran away?They still have to go after the pigs first?

……

After they put the pigweed back in the yard, Grandpa Xu led them to look at the pigsty.

It is a separate circle less than ten meters away from the yard, and it seems that it is only big enough to hold one.

The rotten wooden door was half smashed, and the pigs should have run out along here, but Grandpa Xu hadn't had time to install the new wooden door yet.

"Grandpa, where did the pig go?" Qin Xuan asked.

Grandpa Xu was about to cry anxiously: "There is no direction for the pig to run! It may have gone up the mountain, or it may have fallen into a ditch." He blamed himself and turned around in circles, "Hey Why didn't I hurry up and install the door? You said, it will be fine once it is installed. Now that the pig has run away, what should I do!"

Si Nan comforted him and said, "Don't worry about Grandpa, it's still early in the morning, the five of us will go find it, and we will definitely find it for you."

Grandpa Xu trembled anxiously: "No, no, don't go looking for it, the pig is dirty, it's dirty for you."

"It's okay, just wait for us at home." Mo Tingbai said.

Although he still had a cold face when he said this, it reassured Grandpa Xu a lot. He looked at the young people and said, "Thank you!"

"Small things!" Ace responded cheerfully.

His idea was that the pigweed was finally cut, so how could there be no pigs to eat it.

Several people plan to divide into five groups, one person and one direction S-shape to look forward until they find it. Anyway, there are cameras following them, no matter how far they go, they are not afraid of getting lost. If they find it, they can contact each other through the director team.

In this way, several people embarked on the road of looking for pigs.

Before they left, Grandpa Xu gave them each a sack and a hemp rope, saying that when they saw a pig, they would put it in a sack and tie it up with a hemp rope.

From this, it is speculated that this should not be a too big pig.

Even so, Mo Tingbai's heartbeat never stopped.

He both wants to see this pig and is afraid of seeing this pig. He wants to see it because he can’t bear to throw away the pig that Grandpa Xu worked so hard to raise. He is afraid to see it because if the pig just appears in front of him, he doesn’t know if he has the courage. Go catch this pig.

He circled the negotiated route and made S-shaped turns along the ditch slope. The terrain of this village has almost no flat roads, and there are no alleys. Don't worry that the house in the pit will be flooded in rainy days, because the pit is still a pit down, and there may be another slope in front of the pit, and then another pit...

After turning over more than a dozen pits and slopes like this, Mo Tingbai felt that his brain had already experienced auditory hallucinations. He felt that the pig's "groaning and chirping" sound was rubbing against his ears, and as his footsteps became more and more close.

Now his nerves are tense into a straight line, and he may explode immediately if he flicks it.

He prayed in his heart, this must be a hallucination, he followed Grandpa Xu to see the pigsty just now, and there were still a few piles of cake-shaped pig feces that hadn't been shoveled out in time, pig feces should not be in this shape, one can imagine This little flowery pig must have spent some time playing with his own excrement in the pigsty.

Just thinking of this, Mo Tingbai's scalp has already started to tingle.

But his footsteps still walked towards the voice.

Before turning over this slope, he took a deep breath, mentally built up a lot, then gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and ran up.

Sure enough, the pig was standing at the bottom of the pit at the bottom of the slope, unresponsively arching a rotten cabbage that was thrown here by someone.

He closed his eyes in despair.

This is probably God's will.

But why, God will arrange for him and the pig to have this fate of meeting around the corner.

Could this be the evil caused by not doing good deeds in another life?

But he didn't take a deep breath after opening his eyes this time, mainly because he was so close, the smell of pig excrement was too strong!

Mo Tingbai squeezed the sack in his palm, and rushed down with a sudden heart attack.

It is said that this little Huazhu finally managed to steal half a day's leisure, slipped around the door of each house, but didn't stop to go in.

The main reason is that it doesn’t know other pigs in the whole village, and I’m afraid it means “live pigs”. I think it’s better to follow my original intention and try something that I haven’t eaten in the pigsty.

There is nothing else in the valleys in the countryside, but rotten vegetables and fruits can be found everywhere. The little piggy digs in the ditch, stretching its stomach to the size of two pigs, and rolling its body in dirty mud.

Fortunately, it doesn't pay much attention to its image, but it arches affectionately at the pile of cabbage in front of it.

Just as he was thinking in his heart, when Zhuzhu still wanted to push cabbage, he saw a man rushing towards him with a sack in his hand and shouting.

Although it has not received nine years of education, the fear passed down by its genes is unforgettable. It guesses that maybe this person is going to catch it to eat meat, otherwise it would not be so aggressive.

Of course Huazhu ran away, but the man behind him was always chasing after him, and he was noisier than him all the way, as if he was the one who was going to be caught and eaten.

Huazhu turned his head while running, and he couldn't tell whether a human being was good-looking or not, but this person's expression was so ferocious that Huazhu became more and more afraid.

It's over now, being caught by such a vicious person is not just a simple matter of being eaten.

If he tortured the old pig, he couldn't bear it for a while.

Huazhu ran more and more desperately, and the people behind him chased him more and more anxiously.

While running, Huazhu suddenly saw someone coming in front of him.

The man yelled something, and the people behind him immediately stopped yelling.

This is really a good opportunity.Huazhu watched the moment when the two recognized each other and hurried to run in the other direction.

Sinan, who saw this scene head-on, immediately shouted at Mo Tingbai: "Mo Tingbai, block that opening, and I'll drive it into the ditch!"

Mo Tingbai didn't know whether he was hypoxic by shouting or running. The moment he saw Sinan, his brain went blank for a moment. After reacting for two seconds, he followed Sinan's instructions and ran over.

Sinan quickly drove the pig into a ditch half a meter deep. It was a dry ditch. The little pig fell into it and its back just exposed the edge of the ditch. It might be able to jump out with a single leap, but it was in a panic right now. Knowing that running forward and jumping backward has already cut off the way out for himself.

"I opened my pocket, you're driving the pig to me!" Sinan said.

Mo Tingbai swung the rope and walked in the direction of the pig. The pig was completely frightened by him, and ran towards Sinan with his arms swung.

Sinan was also terrified to death. He had only eaten pork, and this was the first time he had seen a pig run away. Although he was only less than one meter long, it was really scary!

But he resisted not saying it, thinking in his heart that he must help grandpa drive the pig back.

He opened his pockets wide to prepare for the pig to pounce. Seeing the pig getting closer, Sinan couldn't hold back and closed his eyes.

But in the next moment, he didn't wait for the movement of the pig bumping into him. He only felt a warm body blocking him.

He slowly opened his eyes and saw that Mo Tingbai was tying up the bag containing the pig with a rope.

The pig screamed and struggled desperately in the pocket, and kicked Mo Tingbai's body through the bag. He didn't say anything, but when he saw the black unidentified spot on his hand touched by the pig, When the object frowned tightly, he cursed: "Damn!"

Mo Tingbai didn't help Sinan out of the ditch because his hands were dirty, he first lifted the bag containing the pig up, and jumped out of the ditch by himself.

Simon was still in a daze.

Mo Tingbai shook his clean hand in front of him: "Hey! Sober up, little rabbit, go back to eat pork."

Pig: "Oh——"

Si Nan blinked, his eyes just brightened up, and he said, "Why are you standing in front of me?" He was obviously such a clean freak.

Mo Tingbai carried the bag of pigs and didn't look back: "Didn't you see? I'm trying to please you."