It turns out that I am a heartthrob who came out of the comics.

As soon as the car was turned off, Ace's mood suddenly felt as uncomfortable as rolling through the [-]th hell.

He didn't even dare to look into Sinan's eyes, if he didn't insist on being in the limelight and dragging Sinan into his new car, he wouldn't have done so.

He tried to start it several times, and the performance of the car was still good. At least the mud rolled up by the wheels was flying more and more, and then the body became deeper and deeper visible to the naked eye, until the chassis was close to the ground, and the four wheels had three Take turns vacating in the wobbly show.

"Let's get out of the car." Sinan said.

Ace continued to spoil the engine with red eyes: "I'll sell this broken car when I get back."

Si Nan joked with him: "I thought you would say throw it away."

Ace snorted: "I'm not so prodigal yet, but this is a good idea to vent my anger."

"Okay." Sinan patted Ace's hand that was twisting tightly on the steering wheel, "The village can already be seen ahead, we can get there after a short walk after getting out of the car."

Ace's irritable mood disappeared immediately with Sinan's light pat. He turned his head and looked at Sinan embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I made you suffer with me."

Si Nan burst out laughing: "What kind of hardship is this? Besides, I haven't been in a sports car for a long time, and you showed me a lot of beautiful scenery."

Si Nan's smile not only made Ace look like a spring breeze, but also the barrage directly changed from "hahahaha" to "sweet sweet".

"Woooooooooo what a peerless little angel Nannan! Sweetheart baby!"

"wsl why two such cute cubs can have such a strong sense of CP, how fat is it that the grandma suddenly attacked in front of Nannan"

"Although it hurts so much, it's funny to see that Bugatti can also get stuck in the mud, hahahaha hiccup"

Ace scratched his head: "Then I'll take you for a drive after recording the show, okay?" After speaking, he immediately added, "I'll change to an off-road vehicle next time, and I still have a big G, which can hold a lot of luggage."

Sinan showed a smile: "Okay. Then everyone will come out together."

In a few words, Ace's mood was warmed by Si Nan, and the two happily got out of the car to get their luggage from the back seat.

Their car has too little space for a camera teacher, but there are two fixed cameras in the car, and an aerial camera is flying overhead. Ace yelled at one of the cars: "Please help me find a tow truck to take this one out." Use the guy to drag it back." With two fingers close to the ear, "Salute!"

As soon as the suitcase touched the ground, it was directly covered with mud. There should have been a lot of rain the day before, so that the sun for four or five hours could not evaporate the mud on the ground. A few roads next to Bugatti Deep ruts were the only trace of the road that wasn't really a road.

This village is hidden in the embrace of several big mountains, and they are standing at the foot of the mountain two or three kilometers away from the mountain. On both sides of the road, there are several paddy fields scattered irregularly, which are bright and shiny due to the fertile rainwater.Looking ahead, there is a piece of rapeseed flowers in full bloom, yellow and green intersecting and dancing in the wind, combined with the green hills in the distance, it will be a very loyal sketching scenery for the students of the Academy of Fine Arts.

But no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't affect the fact that they are now moving in the mud, and the suitcase can't be pulled at all and they can only carry it forward.

Ace and Sinan looked at each other for two seconds and laughed at the same time.

It was truly a "different 100 hours" and it couldn't have been more different.

"Can you carry your suitcase?" Sinan asked Ace, "If you can't, take some things down and put them in the car, or we can walk there first, and then come back to pick up our luggage."

Ace started to retreat in his heart, but after Sinan's words came out, he felt that he had to prove that he was good at it.

Although he doesn't go to the gym to lift weights from time to time like Mo Tingbai, and he doesn't have the height advantage of He Shenjian, but it's still easy to carry a suitcase.

As soon as Ace was about to say that he could lift Sinan's, he heard the SUV behind him, which he thought had gone away, go back and forth, and the engine was working, making a strong mocking sound from the thick white exhaust smoke.

The car stopped three or four meters away from them, and Qin Xuan and He Shenjian got out of the car.

"Put your luggage in the car first." He Shenjian walked over.

Over there, Qin Xuan had already consciously picked up the suitcases of Ace and Sinan, walked two steps and He Shenjian took Sinan's, and the two stuffed the suitcases into the huge trunk of the SUV.

Qin Xuan still didn't forget to tease Ace: "I want you to be brave, the price of this car has dropped by at least five figures."

Ace didn't take it seriously, and said bluntly, "I'm willing!"

Then there was a sneer from the co-pilot, and Mo Tingbai leaned half of his body out of the car window: "If you are so willing, let me see if you can drive this car out today."

Ace snorted pretending to be angry: "Boss, do you have any sympathy!"

Mo Ting Bai raised his eyebrows: "For you, no."

Ace was about to have a fit again, but was stopped by Qin Xuan: "Okay, stop arguing here, just now I heard Bai asked us to come back and pick you up into the village together."

Mo Tingbai said bluntly: "I just said that I came back to laugh at them, I didn't say that I would take them away with me."

Si Nan raised his head against the light: "But you are still back."

Mo Tingbai was speechless.

He felt that he should get out of the car with He Shen and Qin Xuan just now, but he didn't, and now he doesn't know what reason to get down together.

"We took a look. The road ahead is not easy for cars to enter. It looks like a flat road, but it is followed by a low slope, and the place blocked by mountains in front should be more difficult to walk." He Shenjian said , "Fortunately, it's not too far from here. It should be easier for us to walk there than to drive."

Qin Xuan also said: "The terrain here is like this. The height and height are comparable to a roller coaster. If you walk over, you have the right to enjoy the scenery."

The word "roller coaster" has aroused Mo Tingbai's memory, and he began to feel the warm touch between his fingers densely. I don't know if it is the warm touch that he simulated. When he was staring at the palm of his hand, he heard Si Nan call his name. : "Mo Tingbai, will you get out of the car and walk with us?"

What Mo Tingbai thought in his head was "Okay", but what he blurted out was: "The road is so dirty, you are the only ones who can get down."

Then he gritted his teeth and blamed himself, "You can't fucking speak a human language?"

The driver didn't turn off the ignition. Hearing Mo Tingbai's words, he was about to reverse the car and turn back, and then he heard Sinan say to the car coquettishly: "Come on down, there is a short section of roadside that is hard. Look." He said and stepped on it twice.

Mo Tingbai & Driver & Photographer in the car: Grass, so fucking cute!

As soon as Mo Tingbai opened the door, he jumped down neatly, and then stepped into the mud puddle.

Mo Tingbai: "..."

His white sneakers instantly turned into a pair of earth-colored pairs, and muddy water drilled down the mesh to his feet, forming a crescent-shaped mark in a few seconds.

"There's water in the middle of the road, and the hard ground is on both sides of the road." Sinan didn't know why Mo Tingbai didn't want to come down just now, but he got down in such a hurry that he didn't even look at the situation on the ground.

But it was his idea to let Mo Tingbai get out of the car, so he felt very guilty at the moment.

"I'm sorry, Mo Tingbai, I forgot to remind you." He said.

Mo Tingbai looked down at the mud on his shoes, imagining hundreds of billions of bacteria and microorganisms crawling up his feet, and suddenly the hairs all over his body stood up. He took a deep breath and said, "Let's stop talking nonsense and go, the creatures in my shoes can build a few nests."

Then the car led the way, and they walked towards the village with one foot deep and one foot shallow behind the car.

After walking about a kilometer or two, I saw a man standing on the empty hillside, wearing a navy blue coat and hat of the same color, waving at them and shouting in broken Mandarin: "Comrade! Welcome!"

Mo Tingbai instantly felt that he was acting in an anti-Japanese war drama. They were a group of People's Liberation Army respected by the masses, and enthusiastic villagers were waiting for their triumphant return at the entrance of the village.

No matter who the other party was, Ace waved back familiarly: "Comrade! Thank you for your welcome!"

The man in blue walked towards them with not-so-quick steps, and they also quickened their pace out of politeness. The two groups successfully met at the bottom of the small slope. The man in blue introduced himself: "I am picking a spring seed." Chunchang, you are coming from the city, let me experience life here."

One sentence is like an encrypted language. Fortunately, Qin Xuan is very gifted in dialect. After a bit of transformation in his mind, he can barely catch up. He first greeted the village chief, and then told the village chief's meaning to the four of them.

The village head led a few people into the village, and told them about the situation here. Although they could hear that they were trying to express it in Mandarin, they still could only vaguely understand a few words.

"The valley is poor, don't mind if you can't take care of it." The village chief led them to a red-tiled house with low walls.

Qin Xuan immediately said: "Where is it, we are bothering you."

The village head said: "Zhou is my home, come in first to drink some water." Then he shouted inside, "There is a guest!"

Entering the door is a yard that is much larger than it looks from the outside. The ground is made of cement and is very clean. The height of the wall is just up to Mo Tingbai's shoulders, which is a height that cannot stop a chicken, but The chickens in the yard were surrounded by a bamboo cage, and they flopped and jumped when they came in. It seemed that they rarely saw strangers.

Walking out from behind the curtain in the living room was a middle-aged woman in a dark red gown, with two clusters of natural plateau-like red on her cheeks. She smiled awkwardly when she saw them, and the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes continued to her temples, making her age It looks a little bigger than the real thing, but it is very simple and cute.

The woman hastily pulled out a few wooden benches and asked them to sit down, and took out some bowls that were missing but polished, put them on the stone table under the big locust tree in the yard, and poured them out of the ceramic kettle. Some water comes out with a bowl for each person, and the voice is as low as a mosquito: "It's all spring water from the mountain, it's delicious!"

She doesn't look like she can speak Mandarin so fluently, presumably these short words have been honed in her heart for a long time.

After the woman poured tea, she entered the house again. The village head sat beside them and accompanied them: "It's noon soon, you can eat something here."

A few people didn't know how to develop in the follow-up. They had no idea about the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the five big men and what they were going to do during these four days and four nights. It was as if he had been cursed with a silence spell, and he didn't pay any attention to what he said.

They don't know if eating at the village chief's house is an arrangement of the program group. After all, all their money has been searched and confiscated by the program group. Four nights is too embarrassing.

"Thank you, Uncle Village Chief!"

When the few people were struggling, they heard Sinan, who was sitting next to the village chief, yell sweetly, and the village chief laughed very helpfully: "It doesn't matter, just add a pair of chopsticks."

Qin Xuan turned his head and gave Sinan a thumbs up: It's really good, you have a thick skin!

In less than half an hour, the village chief's wife cooked the meal, six dishes and one soup, which was different from what they had expected as a vegetarian dish. In addition to scrambled eggs, there were several meat dishes, but it was hard to tell what kind of meat it was, and the appearance was not good. It's delicate, but the smell is definitely good enough.

Ace couldn't wait to pick up a chopstick and put it in his mouth: "Well, it's delicious!"

Qin Xuan didn't move his chopsticks in a hurry, and took a few sips of water first. He Shenjian helped Sinan put a piece of meat into the bowl, while Mo Tingbai took a few deep breaths, and then stretched out the spoon to the pot of the most simple-looking soup. On, only soup and no meat.

"This is so delicious!" Ace exclaimed, "Village Chief, what kind of meat is this?"

"The one picked is Spear, the one picked is Ansun, and the one picked is Changchun..." the village chief introduced them one by one.

"Spear?" Ace was eating happily, but suddenly stopped when he thought of something, "Cat?"

Si Nan looked at He Shen and was dumbfounded when he saw the meat he picked up. Is this a plate of cat meat?

"It's not a spear," the village head explained immediately, "In your boring words, it's called Tuzi."

"Rabbit." Qin Xuan translated.

Only then did Ace feel relieved, the rabbit was okay, the rabbit was okay.

"Then what is An Sun?" He Shenjian pointed to another plate.

The village chief said, "It's quail, domesticated, and you can eat it."

He Shenjian looked at the few "chickens" that were enclosed in the cage, and later realized that these small guys with generally small heads and sizes should actually be quails.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but after seeing it, you lose your appetite immediately, and you can always imagine the scene when these little quails are plucked and slaughtered just by closing your eyes for a while.

After this kind of thought came to him, he suddenly felt a little pretentious, because he must have eaten chicken and roast duck before. Not going down, turned the chopsticks to the vegetables and eggs.

But Ace didn't care, and put another chopstick into his mouth: "When I was young, I often ate this when I went to the farmhouse, and I even baked it!"

Mo Tingbai gave him a disgusted look with a painful mask: "Cruel."

Ace said: "I love nature and small animals, and I also love them steamed, braised, and grilled!"

Si Nan took a mouthful of rice, pointed thoughtfully at the pot of soup that Mo Tingbai was guarding, and asked the village chief, "What is this called in Mandarin, Uncle Village Chief?"

"This..." When the village chief paused, Mo Tingbai's heart frothed sweetly, and he didn't ask if anyone else was paying attention to him because he specifically asked him to eat this.

Then the village chief said, "Snake meat."

"vomit--"

Mo Tingbai put down his spoon and covered his mouth and ran outside, because he couldn't find a bathroom, he ran outside the door and held on to the tree trunk by the door to vomit his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

The bullet screen is distressed and funny.

"Fuck, I heard that it's always so miserable. He fell into a mud pit and ate snake soup. He's the only one who touched the whole pot."

"I heard that I always spit out two mouthfuls after eating. It hurts so much. I almost spit out bile."

"u1s1, snake meat is still delicious. I ate it once last year, and I still haven't forgotten the taste. It seems that the soup I always ate seems to be thicker. Let's make a recipe."

"Fujian GG doesn't seem to dare to eat that plate of quail, but did he ever think that the plate of eggs he ate might actually be quail eggs?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But Mo Tingbai saw that the bowl of water in Sinan's hand drank it into his mouth without hesitation, but he didn't swallow it. After rinsing his mouth several times, he spat it all out again, and then he couldn't bear it when he thought of the scene of drinking the soup just now. I couldn't help retching several times.

But what made him most uncomfortable at the moment was not the physical and mental torture he suffered under this pot of snake soup, but the sloppy appearance that Si Nan looked at.

He doesn't care much about the millions of viewers before the live broadcast. Although the big cameraman always has a very presence and indifference face and puts the camera at a distance of less than 10 centimeters from his face, he still needs to vomit. From time to time, pat the vomit on the ground.

These are not important, he only cares about what Sinan will think when he sees it, whether he thinks that he is a complete coward.

"It's okay, it's okay." He felt Sinan's hand patting his back lightly, "It'll be fine if you spit it out." Sinan said softly.

His back stiffened.He bent over and didn't get up.

After a while, several other people also rushed out. He took the tissue handed over by Qin Xuan and wiped his mouth before straightening up.

If it was in the villa in the dormitory, he would run back to the dormitory and lock himself up now, but this place is unfamiliar, and he doesn't know where to go at all.

"Is it better?" Qin Xuan asked.

Si Nan poured him another bowl of water: "Mo Tingbai, drink some water."

He took the water and didn't drink it, nodded his head: "Yeah."

The village head who came after them was a little bit at a loss. There are not many snakes in the area. The snake meat is a very noble welcome meal for the guests. Unexpectedly, he did something bad with good intentions and made the guests vomit seven times. Meat and eight vegetables.

The village chief asked a few times in panic, forgetting how to say Mandarin, and gesticulating in a panic.

Mo Tingbai calmed down and said to the village chief, "I'm sorry, I wasted your lover's cooking."

The village chief immediately waved his hand again, saying don't say that.

After vomiting, Mo Tingbai completely lost his appetite, because as soon as he got closer to the stone table, he would think of a slippery snake coiled under the pot of thick soup.

Several other people also ate a few bites in a hurry and got up and left the table, taking the dishes and chopsticks to wash, but they were firmly stopped by the wife of the village chief. strength.

It was already west noon when they arrived here, and with the toss of eating and other meals, it was already three or four in the afternoon, and several people came out of the village chief's house.

Four uniform flagpoles and a slightly shorter flagpole stood in place, looking at each other with the director team on the opposite side.

The director team maintained their unshakable character setting.

but.

What's the next step?

Do you want to play some games to pass the time?

But it would be foolish to do it without an organization.

Ace thought of a question: "Where shall we have dinner?"

This question is very important, after all, the three major things in life are: what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon, and what to eat at night.

"Otherwise, let's help the village chief with some work to offset the meal expenses." He Shenjian suggested.

Qin Xuan said: "It is possible, but there is another important problem."

Si Nan answered, "Where do you stay tonight?"

The village chief's house didn't look like it could accommodate five other people.

This is another big problem.

"Hey!"

Several people sighed in unison.

"what!"

Suddenly, Si Nan covered his head and let out a cry.

"What's wrong?" Mo Tingbai immediately turned around and asked.

Si Nan pointed to a few thumb-sized fruits that fell on the ground: "It fell on my head."

He Shenjian picked up the fruit from the ground: "It looks a bit like a pear, but much smaller than a pear."

Qin Xuan took one and put it in the palm of his hand, looked at it and said, "It's Tangli, also called pickled pear. It tastes a bit harsher than ordinary pears when eaten raw, but it has medicinal effects. The branches and leaves can be used as medicinal materials."

Ace snatched one: "It's so good!" He looked up at the densely packed fruit on the tree, "If there is no owner, then we can eat this for a few days!"

As soon as the words fell, a figure as fast as a weasel ran past them, grabbed the few pears they held in their palms, and quickly slipped behind a tree to hide.

The speed was too fast, they didn't react for a while, and they got stuck for a second before looking at the figure standing behind the tree.

Sinan, who was hit by the fruit, walked over first: "Excuse me, is this your fruit?"

When he was two or three meters away from the tree, he saw that little gray figure sprinting out from behind the tree, ran to a dirt slope and disappeared.

"It seems that the plan to eat fruit has also been shelved." Ace said regretfully.

After wandering around the village for a while, they planned to go back to the village chief's house first and then talk about the rest.

This village is called Yushu Village, surrounded by mountains on three sides. Even if you are already in the village, the roads are uneven. In some places, you can stand on the high ground and look down to see the yard of the family below.

Moreover, most of the houses are earthen embryo houses. In comparison, the village head's family is still the most modern one.Because it is said that the only TV in this village is only in the village head's house.

After returning to the village head's house, Qin Xuan expressed his confusion about the board and lodging problem to the village head, and said that they could help with some farming.

But the village chief said, "You know how to pick a piece if you're bored."

Then he said, although his house does not have such a big place for accommodation, but there are families who can go there, and he can take them there to help ask.

When the village head led the five people to their destination, the barrage frantically flashed "Monologue Miserable Group".

Then he said: Come live at my house, my bed is big, I can definitely sleep in it.

Yushu Village is not big, and they didn't go for long, but the sun had already set on the western mountain when they set off, and it was completely dark when they arrived.

But when he pushed the door open, the room in the courtyard was pitch black and the lights were not turned on. A child was stuffing a handful of pears into his mouth. After seeing the person clearly, he yelled "Ah" and rushed into the room.

The village head smiled and called out a baby, and then called out an old man.

The village head said something to the old man, the old man nodded, and pointed to a room in the annexe, probably the one where they could live.

The village chief came to bid them farewell, saying that the old man agreed to let them live, and that if necessary, he could communicate with the old man first.

Then as soon as the village chief left, the old man spoke to them, and they were dumbfounded.

"comminicate"?

What "communication"?

You don't understand me, I don't understand you, how do you communicate?

But it was still Qin Xuan, who finally understood two of the sentences after the old man's repeated explanations and gestures.

One sentence is called: save electricity, so turn off the lights very early at night.

Another sentence is called: The bed can sleep open, but there is only one.

The author has something to say: What bad idea can the program group have?