It turns out that I am a heartthrob who came out of the comics.

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Restore Monologue (MNL) The truth about fans' "civil war" since the formation of the group two years ago.

(In order to prevent harmony, the names of members in the group are replaced by abbreviations)

Goose fairies, whether they are in the entertainment industry or not, should have heard the name of the "fuzzy ball" called monologue.

Why are you talking vaguely?Because the group has been in the group for two years, except for the first few days of jumping around, there is almost no movement except for LD coming out to cut a wave of leeks from time to time.

Then why add another quotation mark?Needless to say, just by picking up mtb and hsj, you will know how top-notch the configuration of this group is.

Monologue formed a group two years ago, that is, in 202x. You should know how many domestic entertainment top male groups Exian came out this year. This post does not explore such external issues, but only talks about log fans (Monologue. Fan name ) How did you confuse yourself (read the title before seeing this passionate scolding).

It started in 202x, when the Monologue Five made their debut as the most "high-priced" boy group in domestic entertainment with an 8-figure (conservative estimate) fundraiser (it is said that this number record has not been broken so far), and then they became the number one in the group. war.

First of all, LD's self-created debut stage and the lyrics of the debut song voted for the charts.Originally, there was actually a small group of five fans. In the group, everyone negotiated peacefully and distributed them peacefully. According to the directors of each family, they were divided into parts and positions. A big number, thinking that it can give the brothers a pomp for their first show, so that the company can treat them better.

As a result, one day before the end of the ranking, a family suddenly increased their money and invested in the C position. This family was SN's family, and it was also the trigger for why other families always targeted his family.

But as we all know, although the SN family paid a lot of money for their debut at the time, they were basically considered to be seriously injured. Fortunately, the number agreed at the beginning was not large, and a slightly higher number was within the acceptable range.

Where is the problem?

The SN family first came forward to break the rules, which caused dissatisfaction among the other families at that time, and the fan group also did not have the previous love and affection as a family, and began to intrigue and prevent and talk about plastic love.

The four families questioned why the SN family didn't abide by the rules. On behalf of the SN fans, Xiao A said that he was not satisfied with the idol's part, not to mention that it was paid for with real money and ability, so if you don't accept it, you can add it yourself.

This directly angered the other players, the group disbanded on the spot, and the other players increased their bids late at night. As of the day before the end of the voting, the amount of the votes had directly increased by more than ten times, and the final part was almost exactly the same as the initial agreement.

When everyone reacted, they looked back and saw that the SN family at the beginning didn't invest a dollar in the next one except for the first increase.

The four families were angry and felt that they were being tricked, and they jointly asked SN to get out of MNL. As you can see, although they didn't succeed, almost all the first fans of the monologue became SN's black fans.

Later, there was the incident of the group losing their voice on the SN stage at night.

At that time, it was a live broadcast that was watched by tens of thousands of people. The lyrics of SN were not many, and finally there was a vocal part that was a little bit better. When I sang high notes, I lost my voice.

At that time, SN fans opened a post and analyzed that it was a malfunction of the microphone equipment, and then they were slapped in the face by the little B who claimed to be a staff member, saying that this situation happened during the rehearsal of SN, and asked them to mix it with the pad sound at that time, and the result was managed The sound equipment crew forgot to turn on the pad sound at that spot, which created the situation.

This stage accident caused not only SN but also all monologue members to be questioned for lip-syncing and using pad sounds as full open mics.

In order to prove the true strength of their idols, each family threw up all kinds of pre-debut performances and private video evidence, and there were countless real and fake passers-by who fished in troubled waters and made fun of it. The internal relationship between the fans of the five families directly stinks.

Some similar incidents were skipped in the middle, and the famous "SN meeting wrestling incident" ushered in a year later, which is also the most important reason for the monologue.

The stage video at that time can now be seen by just searching for keywords, so I won’t go into details here.

At around 2 minutes and 43 seconds, Sinan fell off the stage after avoiding a collision with a prop and a backup dancer. After he came out of the hospital, the internal entertainment directly changed. The group activities of monologues almost disappeared, and the idol dream of the five people was on the verge of shattering.

Regarding this accident, at first they all agreed that it was a problem with the props group and the backup dancer. Later, I didn’t know where to release a recording. SN himself admitted that he forgot to move. error.

What could have won sympathy because of this incident is that the release of this recording caused SN's word of mouth to fall again and again, and became a "bad artist". Although the song he wrote when he was in the hospital won an international award, there was no program Dare to invite him, I heard that only a few old fans pooled some money and sent SN a bouquet of flowers when he was discharged from the hospital.

The goose fairies in the mixed group mentioned above are already familiar, but today I want to say more than that.Sit down on the small bench, the new things to be said below may subvert your worldview.

In the morning, a Weibo user called "I've been working hard on LU" posted a confession. You should have seen it from the hot search. It probably admitted that when I returned to the concert with my monologue, I secretly replaced the microphone with a broken one, and then posted it on sn The part of the stage that broke the lighting, I regret it, I have already resigned, I beg everyone to forgive me, etc.

Today, the Minister will not talk about the crime of hard work until death, but just talk about the discovery of our clever netizens.

After this apology came out, everyone was still hesitant to see if it was Mai Yu’s public relations article, a blog sympathy article, etc. After all, you can always believe that LD’s saucy operations are so slapstick.

But at this time, a netizen friend Xiao x found such a person's headshot in the group chat records attached to LU's confession (Figure 3), a Pikachu with a black face and green cheeks, and felt a little familiar, so he followed along According to the information given by LU, I entered this group after filling out a 10-minute questionnaire.

Here I have to praise this little x, who has added a lot of color to our great cause of eating melons.

First of all, what is this group?Let’s look at the group name first, “Did the dead man poison Dubai to death today” (the mosaic fell off when both the group name and the nicknames of the group members were posted by LU, and it was picked up by Xiao X after joining the group).

Obviously it's monologue black fans, especially the senior black fans of SN.According to Xiao X, he only watched the chat records of the 3 people for 300 minutes, and felt nauseous on the spot. After saving the evidence, he left the group and reported it, and then played SN's "Spring Night" 100 healing singles (the minister is not a fan, Not an ad here).

After the evidence was released, it shocked domestic entertainment for 100 years.

First of all, this black-faced and green-faced Pikachu, why does it feel familiar?That goes back to two years ago --- no prize quiz, does anyone think of who it is?

correct!It is our little A classmate who single-handedly caused the monologue civil war.

What does this news tell us?If you have ghosts in your heart, you must open a trumpet (bushi) to eat melons.

This person is a big fan, and his trumpet is black, and 5 trumpets picked up by other netizens (the number continues to increase), and two of them have become big fans of mtb and hsj.

But there are also smart ones, and that is our messenger of justice - Xiao B, the staff member of the debut stage.People just enter the group with a trumpet to eat melons, and the group outputs crazy, but after they come out, they are still innocent people all the way.

However, we can’t escape our great netizens, who were soon picked up with the same ip address and mobile phone model corresponding to the large name - Yakult.

I don’t know if the goose fairies are familiar with this name. Here is a brief introduction. Yakult is a fan of monologues on the surface, but it is biased towards as. There are still a lot of blogs of Amway as on Weibo, and the monologues have been out of the circle several times. The pictures were taken by her.

After picking this up, I was completely shocked by the logarithmic circle. Everyone said, after seeing the beauty of the five people for so long, can they really say such dirty words?

Here I have to mention something called "Law of Attraction" and "Crowd Effect". It probably means that people with similar auras will attract each other, and when you say something silently for a long time, it will become a fact in your heart. And encourage you to let the situation develop in this direction. This effect is especially obvious when multiple people work together.

In short, under the influence of these 300 people, sn has been hacked into tofu over the years. If it wasn't for the support of talent and love, I'm afraid he would have retired from the circle long ago.

Seeing this, Goose Immortals may still remember the backup dancer C I mentioned earlier, don’t worry, he is not in this group, but why did I put it in this scrapbook?The primary reason is that although he is not confused with the "founding father", he is also an absolute "powerful hero".

Do you remember that recording?

It's the one that sn admitted to making a mistake in his positioning.

In fact, at that time, some people questioned that it was editing and synthesis, but because there was no evidence, it was over.

After this incident broke out, everyone began to suspect that there was something hidden about the fall incident that year, so all the way to the Weibo of the backup dancer C to ask him for the truth, he must not admit it, and then some IT bosses crawled on the server I entered Little C's computer and restored the original recording. (Big Brother Saigao! Let me say something here, illegal collection of evidence is not encouraged, but Big Brother Saigao!!)

In the recording, little C pitifully begged SN not to say the reason for his own misplacement, crying that he has seniors and juniors, and his girlfriend is still a prostitute (I don’t know if his girlfriend is still with him now), if If he loses his job and is attacked by fans who know the truth, he will die.

SN gently asked Little C to get up, and comforted him for a long time, then after a few seconds of silence, SN said that he would not say anything, and it could be regarded as an ordinary prop accident.

Little C said no, everyone could see that the two of them had collided. In fact, when SN was avoiding the props, he was walking towards a blank position during rehearsal, but because Little C made a mistake and went to that position, Stretching his foot, sn tripped and fell directly off the stage.

If you say this, it will definitely not work. You have to tell others that SN walked to the position of Little C, and almost tripped Little C, but fell down first.

SN was silent for a while, and said that he thought it was not good to tell lies to fans. Little C said that if you don’t tell me, I’ll jump off the hospital right away, and then said don’t worry with snot and tears, this recording is only for his dance troupe The leader listens, and will never spread it to the outside world.

It took a long time for SN to say, okay I say, but please don't tell my fans, I'm afraid they will be sad.

Little C said don't worry.

Then the edited recording was released in a blink of an eye.

SN wanted to say it at the time, but Little C immediately found him and said that his leader forced him to post it. If he didn't post it, he would be fired, and he would really not be able to survive.

Then it was said that when such a recording was made, other people would at most blame SN for his mistakes on stage, and he was injured, so there is no need to be afraid of sympathy, but Little C himself has nothing left.

Then sn relented again.

This matter is almost over here, and I feel like crying as I type.

A person like sn, who was drenched all the way in the black rain, chose to hold the umbrella to others when he could hold it up.

Go on, everyone may have some doubts in their hearts when they see this. Regarding who is full and desperate, and even spends money on black people, some people will definitely see that half of the comments call me a fish public relations ( Let me emphasize here that the younger brothers are all good younger brothers, and selling fish is not a good thing).

Then I will continue to talk about the founder of the country, Xiao A. In the deep investigation of netizens, everyone discovered a shocking truth, that is, the IP of Xiao A is the same as that of a certain artist, Xiao M.

This little M used to be one of the trainees selling fish. He almost debuted at the same time as Monologue Five. Later, he went to the opposite agency and worked as an actor for two years. Some time ago, he returned to his main business and released a song. It is the song "Capital Falls on Your Heart" ridiculed by the group.

As soon as this incident came out, his fans went crazy, saying that their idols are innocent and have a promising future, how could they have the time and energy to spend on a fool.

Then when one piece of evidence was thrown in their faces, his fans immediately changed their tone and said that it must be the staff around him, and then asked the agency to thoroughly investigate the staff, and by the way, all the netizens who "rumored" were reported.

In the afternoon of that day, the xm brokerage company sent a lawyer's letter to remind netizens to be careful not to spread rumors.

Everyone knows that a lawyer's letter is just that.

Netizens who have been on the Internet for so many years are not vegetarians, so let them directly sue in a fake manner, and really hurry up and apologize.

And then until now, xm is playing dead, neither complaining nor apologizing.

Well, the matter is probably all of the above. I put the audio recording and some related records below, in case it is harmonized, you can also enter the Baidu cloud link in the comment.

By the way, let me finally tell you an internal news that the minister just learned that a domestic S+ variety show may invite the five monologues to participate in a variety show with the theme of group variety in the near future.

If you are interested, you can pay attention to their official Weibo.

One last thing to say, Sinan, really, beautiful, strong, miserable (I will bring my name)

The minister is off work, see you next time. 】

After this Weibo was posted, it immediately caused an uproar. The Weibo server crashed several times. The last time such a serious crash was when a top-notch student announced that he had retired from the circle and married another student abroad.

Immediately following this blog is a big inventory of domestic entertainment stars like a butterfly effect, but it is mainly concentrated on the five monologues, and the five monologues are also concentrated on Sinan. Everyone began to compare Sinan's works and some The public speeches were taken out and praised, praising him for his wisdom and wisdom.

Represented by the fans of the other four monologues, a topic called #想和Sinan说话# was launched. Some people who had followed the trend and hacked Sinan used Sinan’s lyrics as the basis to write apologizing words to Sinan. Some passers-by spontaneously Initiated Sinan's daily Amway check-in.

Millions of comments flooded into Sinan's latest Weibo in an instant, and everyone came over to tell him: The darkness is over, and they welcome the dawn together.

Among the incidents, Sinan's original fans were the most moved.

They have always believed that the person they accompany is the brightest star. Even though they were annihilated in the polar night, they never gave up their original intention just like Si Nan.

They once regretted that others could not see their stars, but they could only say "however, however" by Kobayashi Yicha.

But now, they already have the confidence to go to the idol they are guarding and say: "Fortunately, fortunately".

Fortunately, you persisted until now.

Fortunately, we haven't given up yet.

The author has something to say: however, however