Strange honey water and Y month [short story collection]

Opportunity.

If you are not satisfied with the newly changed appearance or you are tired of using it, you can still draw the second and third times, but you need to pay a random price.

It is possible to lose eyes, it is possible to lose hands and feet, anyway, there is a high probability that it is a body part, and if you are lucky, you may lose bodily functions such as smell or hearing.

No one can guarantee that they are satisfied with the mask they get for the first time. For some people, smoking a mask is like a gamble. Once they apply the second one, they always feel that the next one will be more beautiful.

The poor rely on becoming crippled, while the rich aim at the opportunity of new masks to hire people to rob.

Although the employment fee is high, there are still not a few people who have lost their families because of it.

Fu Wenchou sighed, broke the silence and said, "Did anyone catch it?"

"I caught it," Ji Jiang said, "The mask has been transferred out. Those people are very professional. Once it is transferred, it will be impossible to find out."

Fu Wenchou motioned Ji Jiang to tell the story of the situation at that time. He has a lot of connections, so he might know who stole the mask.

"I was robbed of a gold mask." Ji Jiang recalled that it happened to rain on the day he was full. There were not many mask robberies at that time. To be on the safe side, his family went with him.

Who would have thought that one of the uncles owed a huge sum of money for committing a crime, so he was forced to take over the job of robbing the facial mask. He saw that he got a golden mask that day, so he became cruel. When he found it later, the mask had been transferred, and the uncle also Because he was accidentally hit by a car while escaping.

"wait for me."

Fu Wenchou walked back to the room thinking.

He sat on the bed, hesitated for a moment, opened WeChat and found Xiaoqi.

Fu Wenchou: I'm not joking with you, what was the name of the person you were looking for?

Xiaoqi: What, conscience found out?It's useless, people are gone.

Fu Wenchou: I know... What's his last name?

Xiaoqi: The surname is Ji.

In the living room, Ji Jiang felt uneasy and stood up. The long wait made him feel overwhelmed. He had sunk to the bottom for too long, otherwise he would not have come to ask others.

Hearing that the door opened, Ji Jiang immediately stood up straight, looking forward to the man walking out from inside.

Fu Wenchou put one hand on her head, her fingers running through her hair.He sat back on the sofa, took a sip of the beer on the table, and looked worried.

"Come with me to see Director Chun in three days."

He said yes!Ji Jiang was so happy that he almost jumped up, and shouted again and again: "Thank you! Thank you, Teacher Fu!"

Fu Wenchou's face became better, he turned around and asked curiously: "If I disagree, what are you going to do?"

Ji Jiang paused, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on his thin face.

He took out a recording pen from his trousers pocket and pressed it lightly with his fingers.

The next moment, Fu Wenchou's bathroom song resounded throughout the living room.

……

3. The first sip of honey water

◎Visit to Fu Wenchou Bank◎

In the early morning of the next day, Fu Wenchou was awakened by Xiaoqi's serial killings.

After struggling in a daze to wash and dress up, he moved downstairs and saw that the little black car that was towed away yesterday was brought back intact.

The car window was lowered, and a black and thin little girl poked her head out, laughing wackily.

"Mr. Fu, you can't think of it."

Fu Wenchou turned around and left without looking back.

The people in the car were in a hurry, and they took out their speakers from nowhere and yelled at the sky: "Fu! Old! Teacher!"

Teacher Fu buried his face and quickly turned around, and trotted all the way into the car.

"Where did I offend you, do I need to come back early to take revenge?" Fu Wenchou said through gritted teeth.

Despite the fact that the little girl is skinny, she can shake the whole car when she laughs. After shaking the car for a long time, she forced herself to calm down and said, "I love my job, and I want to come back soon to take care of Teacher Fu."

"I see that you and Sister Cat wish I could stink sooner." Fu Wenchou pointed to the sign in front of the apartment building, "Everyone keeps going to the garage and insists on stopping at the door. The traffic police will know you soon!"

"Oh no, the garage of your top-level apartment can be called the city's number one gate of hell, deadly [-] bends, neither sister cat nor I are good at it, why don't you hire a driver?"

Speaking of the driver, Fu Wenchou's eyes lit up: "Don't tell me, I really found one!"

After speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and pressed someone's number.

Ji Jiang: "Hello?"

Fu Wenchou: "Can you drive me to the mask bank?"

The other party hung up the phone.

"Let's go!" Xiao Qi sneered, "Remember to fasten your seat belt, I don't care if you fly out!"

As the all-round assistant Xiao Qi, she can drive like a stuntman. Her talent is so high that it can be described as wonderful.

Soon, the car stopped abruptly in front of the most famous bank in the city. Fu Wenchou opened the car door and stared blankly at the sky with eyes that had lost all ideals.

According to the procedure, he needs to continue to sit and wait for a few minutes.

Today's time is relatively tight, so Xiao Qi directly dragged him out: "How is it, has the soul caught up?"

"Come on, it's already on the elevated."

"Let's go, you!"

Not far from the bank, it is an independent whole building, mainly black, which looks mysterious.

But it is not a high-end bank that only the rich can enter, and almost everyone will come here once.

The bank can only deposit one thing, a mask.

After using the mask to change the face, the removed mask paper will have the identity information of the user and the information of the face he once had.So everyone will not throw it away easily, but deposit it in this bank one after another. The confidentiality measures are so strict that the police need to show layers of approval documents for investigation.

Fu Wenchou, who was tightly covered by a mask and hat, went in and showed his VIP card, and was taken to a special area on the third floor.

People on this level are either rich or expensive, and they are all people who shake their feet and shake their feet.

Many of them have used more than one mask, but they have no missing arms or legs. They know how they got it without thinking about it.

Fu Wenchou was led into a separate room, and two staff members carried them into a lockbox that was locked layer by layer, and then turned around, waiting for the customer to enter the password before turning back and continuing.

"Mr. Fu," the staff reminded, "Please carefully check the condition and quantity of your mask."

Fu Wenchou nodded, opened the box, took the gloves and tweezers handed out by the other party, and turned the two masks inside over and over again.

One is a normal black face changing mask and the other is gold.

After all this time, it is still moist and looks like it has just been used.

He looked at the golden mask with mixed feelings in his heart. If he guessed right, his face at this moment should belong to Ji Jiang.

It was because of this face that he made his debut and stepped up to the current peak step by step. It was he who stole Ji Jiang's life.

Fortunately, only three people know about this matter, and the third one is dead now, and the second one is just a middleman with too little information. As long as he doesn't tell, Ji Jiang will never know that he is the culprit.

"Mr. Fu?" Seeing that the client was in a daze, the staff reminded him.

Fu Wenchou came back to her senses, closed the lockbox and said, "No problem, my assistant is waiting to repay the storage fee."

"Okay Mr. Fu, see you next time."

……

4. The first sip of honey water

◎Teacher Ji has tears in her eyes◎

Three days later, a small white car stopped downstairs of Fu Wenchou, beeping its horn several times.

The three people who had been prepared for a long time flashed into the car, and Xiao Qi, as expected of a little girl, recognized Ji Jiang at a glance.

"Ji Jiang? Are you Mr. Fu's driver? Are you blind?"

Seeing Ji Jiang's face turn blue, Fu Wenchou explained: "Just get used to it, she never behaves like a human being."

Ji Jiang was still wearing sunglasses, and he really looked like a blind man. He stepped on the gas pedal a few times in neutral to show that he could see and hear well, and he could even drive.

Then, the traffic police posted a violation ticket on the window glass of the car.

Traffic policeman: "It's the first time I see someone stepping on the gas pedal and urging me to post a sticker, remember to pay the fine."

Ji Jiang: "..."

Fu Wenchou: "Look, I said she never behaves like a human being."

According to Sister Cat, she has signed up to star in many large-scale fantasy fantasy costume dramas. Fu Wenchou is of course the male lead, but there is still a male second role that is not much different.

The last time we met, I learned that Director Chun had a favorite candidate in his heart, and the other party kept refusing for some reason, but Director Chun has never been able to sign an actor, so it was decided today, at the same hotel, and all the leading actors and main actors were invited at the same time. Staff, vowed to set people down.

The main crew, that is, the writer will also be there.

Taking advantage of the time it takes to drive there, Fu Wenchou hurriedly closed his eyes and fell asleep, with a serious look on his face which was rare.

Ji Jiang took a peek through the rearview mirror and joked, "Teacher Fu really doesn't waste a single second."

Next to Fu Wenchou, the cat sister who was concentrating on makeup pursed her lips. She had finished painting her lipstick and could participate in the conversation.

"Our teacher Fu never sleeps on the road. He is thinking about what to say and how to do it later."

Due to the mistake last time, this time the fans besieged the new formation at the entrance of the hotel, not even a taxi was spared.After all, their idols can really do it!

Under the hotel, the security guards gave every car star-like treatment, after all, their customers really deserve it!

When the small white car with the words "XX Shunfengche, your safety and smooth journey" slowly approached, it happened to meet the little red car that turned into the parking lane from the opposite lane.

The headlights of two cars were parked at the entrance, and there was a ticket on the front window of the white car, fluttering in the wind.

It wasn't that Ji Jiang refused to give way, but at this moment, he was held around his neck by the other three people in the car with murder weapons, and he didn't dare to move at all.

Sister Mao even pulled off her red high-heeled shoes, and the pointed heels directly poked Ji Jiang's carotid artery.

Ji Jiang asked innocently: "How much hatred?"

Sister Cat: "I have no grudge against you."

Xiao Qi: "But I'm getting older with that Liang Zi in the red car."

Fu Wenchou: "Believe it or not, facing this