The style of the Queen Mother in Qing Dynasty is different

"Do you think I look like a fool?" Xuanye asked Qiqige very seriously, "I need to spend money to redeem my own things?"

This question is easy to answer, and Qiqige's nonsensical reasoning is one set, "No! Of course you are not a fool! But your respect and love for Queen Mother will temporarily blind your eyes and make you willingly be deceived."

Xuan Ye put his hands behind his back and let out a long sigh, "You shouldn't take advantage of my respect and love. The cage is for you to play with. If you don't like parrots, then send them to Jingren Palace to relieve my mother-in-law's boredom!"

Qiqige looked at Xuan Ye with disdainful eyes, "Tsk tsk tsk, what's wrong with learning at such a young age, but I want to learn the master of Duan Shui. The cage is given to me, and the bird is given to your mother, so what will you give to your imperial grandmother?" Woolen cloth?"

This question stumped Xuan Ye.Yes, what about the imperial grandmother?

Qiqige lied to the child with a smile, "Seeing you are so distressed, Queen Mother has an idea for you. You give me both the parrot and the birdcage, and when people ask you, you say that I took them away. Here, black pot I recited it for you, am I particularly loyal? You don't have to be too grateful to me!"

Xuan Ye's little head was spinning very quickly, he made the final calculations in his heart.Generally speaking, when he sends a gift, the recipient will feel happy and honored.Why do you owe the Queen Mother a favor by giving her a gift?It can be seen that this is another empty-handed white wolf method of the Queen Mother!

Xuan Ye refused to be fooled, "My son can't bear to let the Queen's mother take the blame, so let's send the parrot and the birdcage to the emperor's grandmother! That way, everyone will have no complaints."

The pure gold birdcage just passed her by, Qiqige sighed regretfully.

"It seems that you are determined to be a Duan Shui master!"

Xuanye didn't understand Qiqige's stalk, "I heard you just now, what does Master Duan Shui mean?"

"What do the Han people say? A bowl of water is flat. If you serve the water well, then you are the Master of Duan Shui."

At this time, Qiqige felt pitiful for Xuan Ye again, "Oh, you still have a long time to be the master of Duan Shui! Although I have never been an official, I am naturally intelligent, and I can understand it with my feet. What the court uses is weighing. Isn’t balance the water? When you marry a wife, the harem needs to be balanced, and you have to carry the water. When you have children in the future, you have to carry the water even more.”

It sounds too pitiful to serve water all my life. I can't do what I want in everything. It always sounds like a grievance.

Xuan Ye didn't feel sorry for himself, he just felt surprised now.

"What Huang Erniang said is quite insightful. It turns out that Huang Erniang is not only good at deceiving, you are also very insightful!"

Qiqige gritted her teeth secretly, this stinky little straight guy, who can't even praise others, dares to say that he is a liar!If he did it on purpose, it would be even more abominable, he is very eccentric at such a young age!

Qiqige glared at him, "I am a genius, what do I not understand about going to the harem? If I were born into a man..."

"How?" Xuan Ye asked with wide-eyed eyes, "Will you make your own fortune? Unify the various ministries of Mongolia?"

"No! I will marry seventeen or eight daughters-in-law, and I promise to coax them into obedience. Every one of them likes me wholeheartedly."

Xuan Ye: "..." Really worthless.

Xuanye's disdainful little expression was funny, and Qiqige was amused by him.

"My good son, I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously. It's wrong for three wives and four concubines to be obsessed with women. If I were reborn as a man, I would never waste my good time hanging out with concubines."

"What will happen to the Empress?"

"Of course it's a bigger field to plant!" Qiqige pointed to the small vegetable garden and said, "Such a small area is not enough for me to grow... er, not enough for me to plant."

Xuan Ye: "..."

Qiqige asked Xuanye, "Can I pull out all the hosta flowers next to me and plant shallots?"

Xuan Ye coldly refused, "No! I don't want the Royal Garden to become the Royal Vegetable Garden!"

"How wonderful is the Imperial Vegetable Garden! There is a vegetable garden in the palace and you can eat fresh vegetables!" Qiqige couldn't control her instincts, and started to fool the child again, "You are so tired of serving water! You have to eat some Make up for fresh vegetables! You come to me to get vegetables, and I will sell them to you cheaply."

Xuan Ye was shocked, "Does it cost money to eat your food?"

"Of course you have to spend money! There is no free food in the world! Of course, you and I should not have such a relationship between mother and child. How about this, when you are not fair in the future, give me good things, others You have to endure jealousy too, let me bear all this for you. Just like the bird cage, if you bring it in, I will play with it for you, and I will also provide you with food for a year."

Xuan Ye was not fooled, "Emperor Niang's food is too expensive, I am not worthy of it."

"Tsk, don't be so decisive in refusing! If the deal doesn't work out, we have other deals! Look at my eloquence. You praised me just now, saying that I have insight. I have no other advantages, but I have special ideas. There is depth. You should worship me as a teacher! I will teach you eloquence and thinking, and learning two things in one course is not particularly cost-effective? You are my first student, so I will give you a cheaper price!"

Aruna reminded Qiqige with a smile, "Your Majesty, you had a disciple of the Queen before!"

"Oh, that's right!" Qiqige pinched her chin and thought for a while, "They are disciples from the outer sect, and we Xuan Ye must be direct disciples from the inner sect! Dear son, you are the first direct disciple of Huang Erniang. The current price of a course of 880 taels is only [-]! What are you waiting for, hurry up and join me!"

There seemed to be a hundred or so ducks around Xuanye, their ears buzzing.

He thought to himself, I can't stay here anymore, I have tinnitus at a young age, what will happen in the future.The queen's annual salary is only 1000 taels of silver, and if she stays any longer, it will not only hurt her health, but the money in the palace will be scoured by the empress.

Xuan Ye took two steps back and cupped his hands and said, "Mother Huang, it's time for my son to practice calligraphy. You should do your work first. My son is going back."

After speaking, he lifted up his robe and ran away, no longer caring about the manners taught by the Empress Dowager.

Looking at the little boy going away, Qiqige complained to Aruna: "This kid is too smart, much harder to deceive than his Ama!"

I think I only used three sentences when I emptied the emperor's private treasury, but it didn't take so much.

There were people coming and going in the Imperial Garden, and the Empress Dowager was extremely concerned about Xuan Ye, so the story of Qi Qige defrauding money soon spread to the Queen Mother's ears.

The court lady who went to inquire about the details repeated Qiqige's words to the empress dowager.

The Empress Dowager was furious after hearing this, she waved her hand to let the maid go down, and then complained to Lagu Su Ma.

"This Qiqige! Back then, it was enough to empty out the private treasury of the former emperor, and now he is cheating Xuan Ye of his money again! I told her to have a good relationship with Xuan Ye, and that's what she did? Open it up and smash it to pieces and explain it to her, why can't she understand it!"

The Empress Dowager was used to teaching good kids like Xuan Ye, but now she was very angry when she met Qi Qige, a poor student who didn't seek to make progress.

Aunt Su Ma smiled and said, "The Empress Dowager has a plan in her mind. Didn't she handle it well when the late Emperor beat Prince Xiang? When she first entered the palace, the late emperor disliked her, and later the late emperor always went to chat with her. Let's talk, the two get along very well. It can be seen that the queen mother has her own way of dealing with people, so don't worry about it."

The Empress Dowager shook her head and said, "You don't have to say good things for her, I have to beat her up. Xuanye is not an ordinary child, he is the emperor of the Qing Dynasty. Qiqige should care about him like his own son, and care about him like his own son. Treat him with the same respect as your father."

The queen mother sighed: "The emperor's heart is unpredictable, Qiqige is still young, I have to teach her well, let her see the long-term."

Aunt Su Ma stopped persuading her, and she obeyed the order of the Empress Dowager to invite Qi Qige.

When the Empress Dowager saw Qiqige, she scolded her to kneel down, and Qiqige knelt on the ground with a bang.

She has the spirit of Ah Q. As long as I don't kneel down spiritually, and the kneeling action can't hurt my self-esteem, I should be practicing yoga.

The empress dowager scolded: "Did you take my words as a deaf ear? I told you to be patient and gentle with the emperor. It's good for you, you go and do business with the emperor!"

Qiqige pursed her lips a little guilty, I'm sorry, I cheated money and cheated my superiors, and I couldn't stop at all.

She smiled flatteringly at the Empress Dowager, "I... I accidentally forgot..."

"Forgot?" The Empress Dowager sneered, "It seems that the Empress Dowager didn't take my words to heart!"

Qiqige crawled a few times and hugged the Empress Dowager's thigh, "Emperor Mother~"

Qiqige acted coquettishly, "I won't do it again in the future! Please forgive me for this little mistake!"

The Empress Dowager tore her apart, "Stay away from me!"

Qiqige tried her best to stick to it again, "Emperor Niang, it makes sense for people to do this! Men, whether they are old men or young men, the more money they pay, the more affection they pay! One day I annoyed the emperor, that's okay! Because he will come back to find me in a few days. Why? Because he can't bear to spend the money on me! He thinks, oh, I have paid so much, and I will not pay for it all at once. If you ignore her, it seems like you will be at a disadvantage!"

Qiqige's unreasonable reasoning made the empress dowager even more angry. Qiqige has not been a social animal for many years, and she forgot a truth. When the boss is angry, just admit the mistake. Don't talk back, otherwise it will be a mistake. Add wrong.

The empress dowager was even more angry, "You are reasonable! From today onwards, you will go to the Imperial Garden to teach Xuan Ye about farming and mulberry in the morning, and stay in the Xian'an Palace to practice calligraphy and study in the rest of the time! Write ten big characters every day. , memorize two pages of the book, and I will check it when I ask you to greet me the next morning!"

Qiqige panicked, "Emperor Niang!"

The Empress Dowager waved at Aunt Su Ma, "Shoot her away, I'll be upset when I see her!"

Aunt Su Ma helped Qiqige up and politely sent her away.

Qiqige, a scumbag in Xianyu, doesn't want to read and practice calligraphy, so she complains to Aunt Su Ma in a low voice.

"Auntie, isn't the Empress Dowager a strong man? I am such a lazy person, and reading is not suitable for me at all."

Aunt Su Ma smiled and said: "Since the Queen Mother doesn't want to study, then you should listen to the Queen Mother!"

"But the little white flower route is not suitable for me! Do you think I am mighty and majestic, do I look pitiful? It must be someone else's pity."

Aunt Su Ma couldn't help, "Then I can only wrong the Queen Mother to study hard. The Empress Dowager always keeps books in her hands, and you can do it too."

Qiqige lamented in her heart, I am already the queen mother, why do I still need to study?I will be suffocated if I am bored reading in the room!

The next afternoon, Qiqige, who was said to be bored, sat at the desk and picked her fingers all afternoon.

It's impossible to learn with salted fish, it's so fun to pick your fingers!