The style of the Queen Mother in Qing Dynasty is different

"Run quickly! Da Xiannan, why are you in a daze? Run quickly, run!"

"Hey! How can you be stronger than the little fairy? You are the weakest among the three of us. Hurry up and lie on the ground with injuries."

A eunuch saw that the emperor was tired, so he came to persuade Qiqige.

"Empress, the emperor is the son of heaven! How can he be the weakest? This is disrespectful. Empress, why not let the emperor be the strongest and command from the rear, while the little fairy and the big fairy are in the front. how?"

The emperor nodded repeatedly, "Well, that's a good idea."

Qiqige sneered, "Aruna, drag this ugly monster out. The three of us are playing together, so it's not the monster's turn to dictate."

Qiqige smiled at the emperor again: "Your Majesty, in front of your children, you can't be an imperial father who doesn't mean anything!"

Na Ren ran over and rubbed his eyes, "Auntie, I'm sleepy."

Qiqige cursed secretly in her heart, if it's finished, you will toss my ability, and you will hold me back when it comes to the real chapter.

The emperor was overjoyed when he heard this, "Come here, where's the nanny? Where's the nanny? Don't take the princess to bed yet!"

Qiqige stopped him, "It's better for the emperor to put the child to sleep in person. After all, you, the emperor, are busy with government affairs, and you may not have time to accompany the princess often in the future. It just so happens that you have free time today. You may as well accompany the child until the end, and let the world see See how kind the emperor treats his adopted daughter."

How could the emperor be willing, he argued righteously, "I am not an emperor's father to show the world, let the child sleep well today, and the days will be long in the future!"

Qiqige picked up Naren and stuffed her into the emperor's arms. She closed the door, turned around and said coldly, "I'll leave the words here. If the emperor won't put Naren to sleep, no one will come up with this today." Door."

The emperor said angrily: "Qiqige, you are bold! What do you want to do? Do you want to imprison the emperor?"

All the maids and eunuchs knelt down in fright.

Qiqige smiled and said: "The emperor is joking, how dare the concubine imprison the emperor? The concubine just wants the emperor to experience the joy of having children around his knees, let the emperor show your great fatherly love, and set an example for all fathers in the world. If If you really don't want to, the concubine can take Na Ren back. Then... enter a letter from the middle palace, call all the children in the palace, and ask them to show their filial piety to the emperor."

Qiqige raised the orchid and pointed to the nine-tailed phoenix hairpin on her temples, "Oh, yes, the second princess is still at the age of wearing diapers. The emperor can wipe the second princess's excrement, urine, and change diapers. Only by doing it yourself can you show a Father's kindness! Speaking of which, I have been a queen for so many years, and it seems that I have never entered the palace, and this is the first letter!"

The central palace note is the power of the queen, which is equivalent to the queen's written edict, which must be stamped with the queen's seal. Once issued, even the emperor cannot reject it at will.The symbolic meaning of the queen's note is greater than the actual meaning. Generally, it is enough to write some praises during the festivals.Qiqige doesn't like to flatter the dog emperor, and she hasn't used it in these years.

The emperor knew that Qiqige could do such a thing, he couldn't afford to lose this person!Zhonggong notes are to be made public and kept on file.This memorandum was published, and it said that the emperor should change the diaper of the child. What... what does this sound like?

Faced with Qiqige's threat, the emperor succumbed.

The emperor carried Na Ren into the inner room, where there was a soft bed for the emperor to rest.

The other eunuchs and maids went out to wait, only the emperor, Qi Qige and Na Ren were left in the room.

The child is very playful, obviously very sleepy, but refuses to fall asleep obediently.

Naren asked Qiqige to lie down with her on the couch, and the emperor had to tell her a story.If he didn't follow her, Na Ren would moan and whine, and his small body would twist like a twist on the couch, causing headaches.

Qiqige had no choice but to go to bed and lie down with her niece.She wore a lot of jewelry on her head, and she couldn't sleep on the pillow, so she could only support her head on her arms and lean on the couch.

Alas, today she brought a brat to torment the emperor, and she tormented herself enough.This is called hurting the enemy one thousand and self-inflicted eight hundred!

The emperor tried his best to look kindly, "Na Ren, what story do you want to hear?"

Xiao Na Rentong said without hesitation, "Uncle Emperor, if you don't want to laugh, then don't laugh, it's not good-looking but scary."

The emperor's benevolent smile suddenly split.

"What story do you want to hear?" the emperor asked dryly.

"I want to hear the story of Monkey King fighting monsters."

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief, he happened to have this book in his study, so he just read it.

The emperor found the book and read it according to the book, but unfortunately Na Ren was still young and she couldn't understand many words in it.

"Uncle Emperor, what does it mean to be a rammed product? Why does Sun Wukong call Zhu Bajie a rammed product?"

The emperor explained with difficulty: "This... this is a curse word, Na Ren is a good boy, don't learn it."

Na Ren nodded, "Oh, Na Ren is obedient, Na Ren doesn't scold people, and neither does the emperor's uncle."

Qiqige laughed and taunted the emperor, "Hey, Your Majesty! Do you understand teaching students according to their aptitude? You have to delete the dross in this book. You have taken care of your children with great difficulty. Don't let the best ones fail you. Some bad ones."

The emperor ground his molars, "Qiqige! Shut up!"

The emperor held back his breath and continued to tell the story, this time he was careful not to bring out dirty words.It just happened to talk about the plot of Tang Seng driving Sun Wukong away, and Na Ren burst into tears.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The emperor hurriedly coaxed: "Okay, my uncle drove Tang Seng away, and Tang Seng left. Monkey King took Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing to learn scriptures. Is this okay?"

Na Ren closed his eyes and moaned, "Woo...I don't want Zhu Bajie either..."

"All right, all right, no Zhu Bajie! No Zhu Bajie!"

The emperor and Qiqige coaxed and clapped, and Naren fell asleep crying.

Qiqige looked at Na Ren's chubby little face, "I heard that children will become stupid when they cry and fall asleep, Your Majesty, please wake her up and put her back to sleep!"

The emperor looked at her angrily, "Do you think I'm stupid? Come out!"

Qiqige went to the outer room with him, she called Aruna and asked her to come in and watch Na Ren sleep.

The emperor sat at the desk in the outer room panting like an old cow, and Qiqige stood in front of him smiling cutely.

The emperor said angrily: "You did it on purpose! You are taking revenge on me!"

Qiqige readily admitted, "That's right! To retaliate against you, you just gave me a child without my consent."

The emperor thought to himself, I meant well, but I didn't expect children to make such a fuss...

He was still quibbling, "Not all children are as naughty as Na Ren... Besides, there are nurses and eunuchs in the palace. You can leave it to the nurse to do such small things as telling stories and putting you to bed. Worry about everything."

Qiqige smiled and said: "The emperor is right, I don't need to worry about small things. What about big things? I want to teach the child how to behave in the world, teach her how to be a housekeeper, and teach her etiquette. I can't let the nanny do these things!

"Let's take care of the big things, and the small things in life can't be completely left behind. Does the princess sleep well at night? Is the meal delicious? Did you bump into each other while playing? The servants in the palace are the most likely to see people order dishes. I don't care about the princess, who knows if the nanny will abuse the princess?

"Besides, when the princess gets married in the future, I still have to prepare the dowry, and I have to investigate the character and family background of the forehead. When she gets married, I still have to worry about whether she is doing well and whether she has been bullied.

"Let me make a digression. I heard that when the emperor was young, he could only see the queen mother every two or three months. I thought, the queen mother would not have a good time in the harem during the days when she couldn't see each other. How could a mother-in-law not worry about her son? Although I have never seen it, I can guess that the queen mother will send some clothes and food from time to time, and secretly beat the eunuchs and maids to serve the emperor well.

"Your Majesty is right. I don't have to worry about everything about Na Ren, but just worrying about these things will exhaust me to death!"

The emperor's eyes fluttered, and his heart felt guilty.After today's incident, the emperor realized the hard work of raising a child, but he is the emperor, he has never apologized, even if he knew he was wrong, he didn't know how to apologize.

"You...you bother too much." The emperor somehow said something human.

Qiqige can't spare him so easily, she must make the emperor submissive today.

"It's just one sentence and it's over. How much responsibility do I have to bear in my life? I used to play mahjong at night, drink and listen to ditties, but now I'm gone!"

The emperor glared at her, "Are you playing mahjong in the palace at night? Drinking and listening to music?"

Qiqige stared back confidently, "What's wrong? No way?"

The emperor is upset, your little days are so nourishing, I, the emperor, are not as happy as you.I often have to stay up late to review memorials!

He said indignantly: "I think it's good for you to raise a child, so that you don't have to play mahjong and drink every day. This is the great grace of the emperor, please thank you and kneel down!"

Qiqige laughed back angrily, she took off the bracelet on her wrist, and removed the cumbersome hairpin from her hair.

"Your majesty, since you want to give me the emperor's favor, you should make a big deal!" Qiqige rolled up her sleeves and smiled viciously, "Come on! We will have a baby today!"

Speaking of Qiqige, a hungry tiger came and rode on the emperor's lap, and the emperor was so frightened that he pushed her.

"You, you, you...you are so courageous! How dare you!"

Qiqige grinned twice, "Good uncle, please don't shout! If someone breaks in at this time, your face will not be very good-looking! Of course, my face is not good-looking, but I have an advantage. This man is shameless!"

The emperor was so frightened that he broke out in sweat. He didn't dare to shout out, so he could only struggle wildly.However, Qiqige was on top, and it was difficult for him to exert strength underneath.Furthermore, he is busy with government affairs every day and neglects to exercise.And Qiqige pays attention to health preservation, not only exercising every day, but also plowing the land and farming by herself.

She is a beautiful sports girl who can cook three bowls of rice. Her whole body is so heavy that she is so heavy that she is pressed on the emperor and almost makes him vomit.

While the two were struggling and tearing, Qiqige tore apart the emperor's clothes with a few clicks, and the pearl plate was pulled off.

Qiqige laughed and annoyed the emperor while peeling off the emperor's clothes, "Uncle, hehehe, the more you struggle, the more fun I get! I call you uncle, I don't know if you think this is more exciting!"

The emperor gritted his teeth and pulled Qiqige's grasping hand, he didn't feel the excitement, he felt aggrieved!

Qiqige pulled his shirt off to expose his chest and then stopped. She climbed off the emperor's lap and stretched out her hands to lick the messy hair that fell from her temples.

The emperor was slumped on the chair, his face was flushed, his eyes were moist, and he had the demeanor of a weak and beautiful boy.Qiqige felt that he was much more pleasing to the eye.

The emperor asked: "Why did you stop?"

"Why, Your Majesty, do you like this tone?" Qiqi rolled his eyes at him, "I'm the kindest girl in the world, how could I do things that force others? I'm not the same as my uncle, I always respect other people's opinions I never ordered others to raise a child suddenly, let that poor child get married in the future, and then I still feel that I have a great grace!"

The emperor knew that Qiqige was mocking him, so he said embarrassingly, "Hmph! I think you don't dare to continue. If you dare, I will abolish you."

Qiqige thought to herself, hey, you stupid duck still dare to be stubborn.

"Why don't I dare? Come on, Your Majesty! Let's do some exciting things again!"