Mr. Mori raises slaughter online

Question: How does it feel to watch a stage play with yourself as the main character?

Answer: Thank you for the invitation. I was at the scene, and I was so embarrassed that I almost dug out five port mafia buildings with my toes.

Before knowing what those people will perform, Zhong Yuan still has some expectations.

He did understand that "Double Black" refers to himself and Osamu Dazai, but he is not quite sure why he uses "Double Black" to refer to the two of them.

But why is it a girl who plays herself?

"The reason is obvious." Dazai Osamu tilted his head with a smile, and drew the height difference between himself and Nakahara Chuya: "I'm still in the growing period, but Chuya can only bear this height..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He elbowed Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai leaned on Nakahara Chuya by the way, excited: "It's started, it's started!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye didn't care what this person did, he raised his eyes and looked towards the stage.

[The stage went dark for a moment, and a beam of bright lights hit a figure, which was 'Osamu Dazai' in a black coat with bandages on his body, speaking in a frivolous but somewhat deep tone.

"Oh, it's been a long time since I saw my dog ​​hook." The corner of his mouth curled up, "What a bad dog, where did the time go now~"

"It's a headache for the master."]

Osamu Dazai widened his eyes and let out a wow.

Chuya Nakahara also realized after two seconds, his eyes widened, and he wanted to push that 'Osamu Dazai' on the stage into the ground with dirt!

What and what!

Although this guy is an inferior version of Dazai, but... is too bad!

Dazai himself didn't owe it that much.

Little did he know that 'Osamu Dazai' on the stage suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and with eyes wearing colored contact lenses, he saw Dazai Osamu and Chuya Nakahara at the front at a glance.

Coser Osamu Dazai: "?!"

These two are too much like Taizhong himself!Under the platform of the two of them, it seemed that the makeup that the makeup girl put on me today was of poor quality...

And why... I felt murderous for a moment! ?

Cold sweat is coming out Hey!

But even so, the play still has to go on.

[The lights on the stage went dark again, and when the next light came on, the person on the stage had already changed.

'Nakahara Chuya' raised his hand and pressed his hat, and clicked his tongue: "Where did Dazai go to fool around again? When he commits suicide next time, I will send him directly to hell."

"Whether this person has self-knowledge or not, just give me trouble!"]

The cosplayer Zhong Yuanzhong is also a little short-sighted, but she always feels that the stage is a bit cold. She insisted on finishing her lines in her false voice, and hurriedly changed the scene.

"Chuya~" Dazai Osamu had a melodious ending, lowered his head and bent his body, and said in Zhongya's ear: "It's been a long time since I heard Chuya call me that, I miss it very much."

"...?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also said in his heart, 'You owe a beating? ', then sneered and replied in a low voice: "I don't have the habit of beating underage children. You can catch up with me before you talk about it."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Ah... Chuya has become much more cunning since he became the leader."

"Thank you." Nakahara Chuya smiled: "Little Dazai."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He puffed his cheeks childishly: "It's too much to be middle."

Nakahara also felt that the eyes of the people around him were focused on this side, he raised his hand to hold Dazai Osamu's head, and brought this person to his side.

"Be quiet!"

People around: "...?"

Does the off-stage play look much better than the on-stage play?

Under the circumstances that the eyes of the onlookers are not enough, the script on the stage has slowly unfolded.

[On a big bed, 'Nakahara Chuya' is still sleeping, but 'Dazai Osamu' is already getting dressed.

He put on a black coat slowly, and left a sentence: "Thank you for your hospitality~"

Then walk away quickly. 】

Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at the plot in confusion, and had a faint premonition in his heart.

He asked Osamu Dazai, "What's the name of this play?"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "It's called [Shuanghei Underground Lover]."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He glanced at the cosplayer 'Chuya Nakahara' who got up from the bed and cursed on the stage, and was stunned.

... So, this scene is acting 'after the fact'!

I only have one question, why are you the one who got fucked!

You shouldn't be worth it with my force!

——In the Central Plains where frogs are being boiled in warm water, they also hate iron and steel.

Nakahara Chuya tilted his head: "As expected of Dazai, what a scumbag."

Run when you're done.

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

"Don't slander me!" He justified himself: "They are OOC, I am very specific!"

"Well..." Nakahara Zhong also responded inexplicably, and changed his words under Dazai Osamu's constant harassment: "Well, they are ooc."

People around: "..."

So sweet, why do I have to enjoy a double crit of dog food while watching a stage play!

Moreover, the off stage is much sweeter than the one on stage!

In this, you spoil Dazai too much! !

It's worth it, today's ticket is worth it.

Cosplayer Osamu Dazai felt that he was inexplicably dancing on the tip of a knife in every scene. At this time, he was very envious of the fact that cosplayer Nakahara Nakahara was also short-sighted.

The plot is advancing steadily, this is a bloody love script.

The incident was caused by the loss of a bet between Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai, so Osamu Dazai wanted to be his lover for seven days with Chuya Nakahara in a joking tone.

During this period, no matter what 'Dazai Osamu' wants to do, 'Nakahara Chuya' cannot resist, and must meet the standard of a lover.

Although he can't understand Chinese, Nakahara Chuya, who still stumbled and understood the scene under Osamu Dazai's explanation: "..."

What and what is this!This is simply a slander to my personality!

It is impossible for 'I' to agree to such an outrageous request from Osamu Dazai!

This script is rubbish!

Nakahara also had the attitude of 'I see what you can do as a monster', and continued to read.

Osamu Dazai almost died laughing when he saw the halfway, and Nakahara Chuya covered his mouth and said, "Don't laugh."

Osamu Dazai suppressed a smile and said, "Human imagination is so limitless, I want to buy a book."

Nakahara Chuya: "...?" Why did he jump to the notebook in no time.

"I think there are many things worth practicing in it." Osamu Dazai whispered a few words in Nakahara Chuya's ear, and then said: "It's about gathering the strengths of all the families."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's ears were a little red: "You gather yourself."

The plot of the stage play continued to progress, and it turned out that it was "Nakahara Chuya" who had a crush on "Dazai Osamu" and would agree to the unreasonable request of "Dazai Osamu".

And 'Osamu Dazai' has always understood his feelings. After all, after witnessing the scorching light, he had the idea of ​​wanting to continue living.

But 'Dazai Osamu' can't stay in the port mafia, 'Mori Ogai' has already regarded him as a thorn in his side, and it is already after the Mimic incident, 'Dazai Osamu' is about to defect.

In other words, he will not see 'Central Plains Chuya' for at least two or three years in the future.

So I decided to impress my dog ​​first...

coser 'Osamu Dazai': "..."

Nakahara Chuya in the audience, stop staring at me!Don't you know how strong your own aura is!

I'm under a lot of pressure!

The cosplayer 'Chuya Nakahara' didn't find anything, and he was excited because he played one of the CPs with his real name.

Will the two cosplayers not know the character ooc they played?

Of course I know!After all, without OOC, it would be impossible to make these two a couple in a short period of time!

It was really difficult to match us who are in Taizhong.

The 22-minute stage play ended, and the ending was of course the defection of 'Dazai Osamu', and then one day four years later, Taizhong reunited in the dungeon.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Although, it is unnecessary in the dungeon?

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

My apologies to the port mafia dungeons you guys!

The audience is very satisfied, because the stage is very exciting, but the audience is even more exciting.

Although some people can't understand the full-neon communication between Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara, the atmosphere between the couple cannot be fooled!

Double dog food, I'm full, burp.

In the next scene, other animation crews came on stage. Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya left here. As soon as they got out of the crowd, Dazai Osamu was hugged by Alice.

"Zhikun! I've been looking for you for a long time!" Alice looked up: "Rin Taro is about to catch up with me! Hurry up and take me away!"

"Not for now, Alice-chan." Osamu Dazai bent down and picked up Alice and put her into the arms of Mori Ogai who was chasing him: "I have to go shopping with Chuya."

In this place, Alice couldn't use her abilities well either, so she could only run around like an ordinary little girl.

She was angry and said loudly in Mandarin: "It was hard for me to bring you up so much! You turned your head and turned your back on your face! I misjudged you!"

This sentence immediately attracted the attention of most people.

Osamu Dazai brushed the hair on the side of the ear shyly, and curled the corners of his mouth.

Ogai Mori looked at Osamu Dazai and then Chuya Nakahara, and said, "I'll take Alice to other places, and you and Nakahara have a good time shopping."

Osamu Dazai: "Okay! Goodbye, Dad!"

Mori Ogai and Alice leave here.

Alice put her arms around Mori Ogai's neck and said, "Didn't Rintaro tell Aji that the Marriage Law will take effect today?"

Mori Ogai: "Well, it's a trivial matter."

The comic-con tour ended quickly, and people who came here by accident gathered for a group photo.

Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie and the others could only stand at the back due to their height problems. Saiki Kusuo pressed the button with his mind, the flash lights up, and the screen freezes.

Since then, many legends and beautiful photos have been circulated on the Internet in this comic exhibition, which is a miracle that cannot be reproduced!

In addition, everyone returned to the original place when they went back, and Saiki Kusuo gave the middle finger to the sky expressionlessly.

……

A few days later, Fuguro Huizheng and Natsume Takashi were making pottery figurines together.

Natsume Takashi paid attention curiously: "Megumi, are you being your cat?"

Fu Heihui looked down at the terracotta cat figurine in his hand: "..."

……

I don't trust your nature unless you're willing to be in bondage.

——Just do it, whoever is afraid of whom.

**

When Osamu Dazai was traveling in Europe, he met a pale man who fainted on the side of the road on the street.

After the person woke up, he found that the other person was only in a coma because of hypoglycemia, did not eat breakfast in the morning and ran three streets in a row.

"Because I have a new project recently." The young man drank milk tea: "I want to study long-lived species, but unfortunately a vampire ran out of my laboratory last time. I chased it for three streets but failed to catch it."

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

"Oh, yes, I'm Schrödinger." The young man stood up against the cold wind: "Thank you for the breakfast, I'm going back to do experiments."