Mr. Mori raises slaughter online

【burst!Manzhan surprises God to restore Osamu Dazai! [with attached photo][with attached photo][with attached photo]

1L: They really look alike! !It's like the real Osamu Dazai came out of Two-dimensional!Except that the temperament is not so black... but it does not rule out that the temperament is pretending!It is impossible for Zaike creatures to be so pure! ! !

2L: Right!This is Osamu Dazai!Absolutely nothing!He doesn't seem to be wearing colored contact lenses, and he hasn't put any makeup on his face. I suspect that he didn't do any styling at all. He just came out with some clothes on... Suck jpg. Xiangxiang.

3L: [attached photo], and it's really a student!I was right there, and I had the honor to ask Osamu Dazai a few questions. I will post the questions and answers:

Me: Wow, Mr. Dazai, your face is really clean, without any trace of powder.

Dazai: Powder?what powder? ...I don't think I need to paint that.

Me: Mr. Dazai looks so young, is he in school?

Dazai: I just started college~

Me: Jae with a high degree of education!A little strange! !

Dazai: Because the elders in the family graduated with high degrees, so I have to mix up the degree.

——In short, it’s super easy to talk, and it feels a little more like Butei, but it’s happier than Taken, probably Mr. Dazai’s family is pretty good.

4L: I really want to see Zai!But now I'm watching Huihui answering questions with a confused face in the special area of ​​curse, which makes me think Huihui is like a boy from a good family who strayed into this place...

I don't want to give up Huihui, and I don't want to give up Zai, woohoo, why am I so bothered.

5L: What, is there also a high-quality Fu Heihui in the Cursed Zone? ?

6L: The quality is super high! !But here is to discuss Mr. Dazai's post, so don't post Megumi, it will attract black people.

7L: Omg!God!What did I see! ! ! !

8L: What did you see?Cats are curious jpg.

9L: It's the leader!The height is restored!The demeanor is so stable, the mafia smell of the mafia that is not to be provoked hits the face, and the action of raising the hand to press the hat is really A blast! !

In contrast, Mr. Dazai is really pure and good www

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"... Dazai?" Nakahara Chuya, who was only handling official business in the office, found himself stepping into a strange place as soon as he walked out of the office door.

Before he could think about whether it was a supernatural power, he saw Dazai Osamu who was surrounded by the crowd and looked like a pure and innocent college student.

Nakahara was silent for two seconds, his eyes paused on Dazai Osamu's clothes, he made sure that this person was Dazai Osamu and nothing else, and then he opened his mouth to shout.

——It’s just that he subconsciously spoke neon language.

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, and waved his hand naturally: "Ah! Chuya, you are here too!"

Of course, he also spoke neon language.

Zhongyuanzhong can speak English and French, but not Chinese, and is in a state where you say what you say, and I rely on guesswork. It's just that the port mafia has a special translator, and he doesn't need to learn so many foreign languages.

The crowd parted ways, Nakahara also pressed his hat, determined that there was no threat here, and walked towards Osamu Dazai, he glanced around, causing a burst of screams.

But Zhong Yuanzhong didn't care, he asked: "What's going on? Why are you dressed like this?"

Osamu Dazai was standing next to Nakahara Nakaya, the two of them were only relatively close, but the atmosphere was directly incompatible with the surrounding people.

Osamu Dazai curled the corner of his mouth: "It's an unexpected trip, it's time for Chuya to take a break."

He stretched out his right hand proficiently, interlocking his fingers with Nakahara Nakaya.

"You just need to relax."

Onlookers: "Wow."

This kind of intimacy cannot be faked—at least not in cosplay, so, are these a real couple! ?

"Mr. Dazai, I have a question!" A 'Akutagawa Ryunosuke' asked loudly: "Are you and the chief of the Central Plains a couple?"

Osamu Dazai looked sideways, his iris-colored pupils made people feel blushing, stressed, or both.

There was a lazy threat in his tone: "It's a household register relationship, so please don't bother us next."

Although it was an honorific, there was already a terrifying atmosphere in which Osamu Dazai would take out a gun at some point, put it on someone's temple, and press it down with a bang.

The people around were inexplicably intimidated and dared not speak or take pictures, they could only watch Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya leave hand in hand.

They could still hear what Chuya Nakahara said to Osamu Dazai, but because they were not very proficient in neon language, they couldn't understand when it got complicated, but they could barely understand Osamu Dazai's reply, and he replied in a coquettish tone Sentence: What does that matter.

So what did Zhongyuan Zhong also say?

--its not right!Although Zhongyuan Zhongye speaks little, it is all neon language!

Damn it, does this even fit the character setting? !

By the way, Dazai, you are too proficient at acting like a spoiled child in Chuya Nakahara!

……

After a series of questions, Fu Heihui finally figured out what was going on. According to the routine of light novels, he and Azhi accidentally arrived in a different world, and then there were works related to them in this different world.

It is easy to accept this kind of thinking. As a man who has published comics since he was a child and is still drawing the comics of "What Bad Ideas Can Dogs Think?", in fact, the second factor is still lurking in his blood. So he accepted the scene calmly.

So he looked pleasing to the eyes of the 'Wujo Wu', 'Fu Heisher' and 'Liang Mian Su Nuo' on his left and right sides.

Fu Heihui: It is the level that I can knock down with one punch.

Host: "Then! The final challenge has begun! We all know that there are many classic moves in the spell return battle, so let our cosplayers recreate the scene!"

"Four gentlemen, do you have any questions about this game session?"

'Wujo Satoru' was a little embarrassed but not so obvious: "I hope it's not a difficult movement."

'Fu Heisher': "Although Heaven and Tyrant are physical masters, I am not."

'Two-faced Su Nuo': "You can challenge it."

Fu Heihui: "I'm fine."

As he said that, he took out his mobile phone and looked at it with forest green eyes: "Do you mind if I take a picture?"

The host and the other three people on the field: "...don't mind."

However, the purpose of this occasion is not to make people look ugly, so the classic movements chosen are very simple. For example, the "Wujo Satoru" is to sit on the chair backwards, with the long legs that have no place to rest together, and the two hands Gesture the action that intimidates 'Kobatsu Yuhito' in the anime.

'Fuheshier' is even simpler, just hold the doll Choubao and make a fierce expression.

Of course the most classic line of "Two-faced Su Nuo" is the phrase "Then I'll fall in love with you!"Fu Heihui! ', but because the shame was too high, it was replaced by an arrogant posture of sitting on the skull mountain.

Host: "Now it's Fu Hei Hui's special session! Does Hui want to extract or designate actions?"

Fu Heihui moved his fingers, satisfying the howling of the group of people in the audience: "Let's make a hand shadow."

There is one thing to say, when watching anime and manga, it is not that no one learns Fuguro Megumi's hand shadow posture, but it is because the periodical movements are too difficult in real life, and the difficulty of recreating them also increases simultaneously.

But this is not difficult for Fu Heihui. I don't know who lent the projector in friendship, so that Fu Heihui can project the movements of his hands on the white cloth.

Fu Heihui made a summoning hand shadow of the Jade Dog, and subconsciously injected mantra power and shouted in a low voice: "Jade Dog."

The lifelike dog Goutou appeared on the screen, feeling the flow of the mantra, Fu Heihui turned his body slightly, and pushed the jade dogs back into the shadow.

Black and White Jade Dog: "...Aww?"

Hui, do you not love us anymore?

……

"Here is the spicy teacher Wujo Wu!" Gojo Wu's height here is almost overlooking the audience. It is easy to see that he is having a good time. The bandages wrapped around his eyes make people want to find out whether he can see or not.

Xia Youjie, who was watching from the side, was helpless. He and Wu were walking along the street well, but after finding out that there was a manga exhibition in front of them, the two also went to join in the fun.

Unexpectedly, this excitement turned into a excitement for others to watch themselves.

"Teacher Wutiao!" A cosplayer who doesn't know who is in the cosplay shouted excitedly: "Can you take off your coat! Let's see the muscles!"

"Such a tall height! The muscles must be real!!"

The crowd of onlookers screamed and started booing.

Gojo Satoru turned his head and looked over, he pinched his chin and thought for a while, then gave a thumbs up: "It's absolutely possible!"

He put his hand on the top button, and Wujo Wu suddenly put his hands on his hips in a burst of depression: "But you are not worthy to see Wujiang's ice-clean body!"

Xia Youjie, who doesn't understand Chinese at all, can understand the words here with the help of a high-level mantra who understands translation, but it is impossible for him to speak Chinese.

I, Xia Youjie, can only speak neon.

A girl was shocked: "Tai Wutiao has realized."

"Then may I ask who can see Teacher Wutiao's icy and clean body!" However, the onlookers have always had no morals.

Gojo Satoru was as lively as a big cat, and even wearing a blindfold couldn't stop him from being in high spirits. He pulled Xia Youjie who was watching the play next to him, and put his hand on the other's shoulder.

"Like Kan Wu-chan's body, you must have this level~!"

The low-key Xia Youjie just appeared in everyone's sight, his narrow eyes swept around, and he smiled: "Yes."

Although it is a neon language, how can senior cosplayers not understand this word.

After a second of silence, the scene started screaming again.

……

Edogawa Ranpo is being carefully taken care of by a young lady he just met.

"It's as if the living Lord Ranbu came out of Two-dimensional." The young lady held her face and sucked the cat intoxicatedly: "The comic show is too unsafe, Ranbu-san will follow me closely next time."

Edogawa Ranpo saw through the younger sister's determination to suck cats at close range at a glance, and said, "In this respect, you are quite similar to the president."

Yes, Edogawa Ranpo also understands Chinese.

"Woohoo! Ranbumao is really cute!"

Edogawa Ranpo raised his chin triumphantly: "Of course! No matter what, Ranpo-sama is also the most powerful famous detective!"

The young lady took out some snacks from her bag and made an offering: "Do you want to eat?"

Edogawa Ranpo did not refuse either, he concluded that Dazai and the others were also here based on the people he came and went with.

"It's decided! Ranpo-sama wants to open a temporary detective agency here!" We must act quickly before the president comes here.

Young lady: "Okay, okay, where should I choose Ranbu-san? Do you need me to move tables and stools?"

"Hmph!" Edogawa said with his arms akimbo in disorder, "Master Ranpo will wait for you here!"

The little sister was worried: "No matter who calls you at that moment, you are not allowed to follow."

Because she herself was caught by a random cat in this way.

Edogawa Ranpo: "I know, I know!"