Mr. Mori raises slaughter online

Edogawa Ranpo is very adaptable to his current "three years old" age, relying on Fukuzawa Yukichi's preference for him and cats and cats to do evil, crawling around on Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Fukuzawa Yukichi endured the sweet pain, and said to the noisy Kobe Edogawa: "Ranpo, how long will you stay like this?"

Edogawa Yubu's baby voice: "Keep it until the day I don't want to keep it."

"Don't worry, President, there is really no danger!"

……

The port mafia rumors have been getting weirder lately.

First, it is rumored that Chief Dazai has a 15-year-old son... because it is seriously inconsistent with the laws of science, people who eat melons wake up. Does science really exist in this world? !

Anyway, then the rumors became: PortMafia chief's stand-in lover.From this, the two or three things that the leader, the stand-in, and the dead Bai Yueguang had to say...

Until today, a small child came here, and the leader took him into the port mafia in a gesture of absolute protection.

So the rumors have changed again as they should have!

Nakahara Chuya, who knew all kinds of strange rumors: "..."

Looks like the Port Mafia vibe has been too lighthearted lately, find something for everyone to do.

……

Ango Sakaguchi is an excellent employee of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. With the less and less hair on his head as a guarantee, he handles official duties conscientiously every day, never slack, and is quite serious!

But even social animals have holidays!

Ango Sakaguchi decided to use the vacation he managed to spare to go out for a walk.

His place of activity is naturally Yokohama. In the morning, he plans to find a coffee shop to leisurely handle the unimportant business affairs that have not been completed. At noon, he will go to taste delicious food. In the afternoon, he will find a teahouse near the sea, and work while watching the sea...

……Hello!The meaning of your life is not only work!Anyway, the supernatural ability is called [The Theory of Fall], but you have fallen for me! !

After spending the morning leisurely, Ango Sakaguchi still felt a little relieved. He packed his briefcase, checked whether he had left anything behind, and finally cleared the traces of himself left in the cafe, and went to his A long-awaited curry restaurant.

He subconsciously observed the people in the restaurant. There was a father and son by the window... should it?Ah, the little boy looked at him.

Dazai Osamu who was eating curry with Sakunosuke Oda: "..."

I just couldn't figure it out, why did I meet Ango Sakaguchi at this time?

Today's Dazai Osamu is a salted fish who is still in troubled waters in high school. As a free man, he can go to the port mafia to find Nakahara Chuya, or he can go to the armed detective agency to run into Oda Sakunosuke. Ango Sakaguchi, if you don't use channels and just let nature take its course, Osamu Dazai will never have a word with Ango Sakaguchi.

Because Ango Sakaguchi is really busy!Because of his special ability, a steady stream of items are sent to him every day, and he has to write small papers based on the news on the items every day, and there are more than one.

His largest output was once a record-breaking 321 small papers after reading 321 items in one day, and even scared the head of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Tan Tianshantou, who made the hairless chief let him go Three-day-off.

Then Ango Sakaguchi slept for three days. If the vital signs were not normal, Taneda Santouha had reason to suspect that his capable subordinate had died suddenly!

And Dazai Osamu has not thought of going to see Ango Sakaguchi yet.

Because he has really lived a fulfilling life recently, and Ango Sakaguchi has nothing to do with him in the strict sense. His biggest impression is that he is a writer (of course, there is no writer named Ango Sakaguchi in this world now), and two. A friend whose friendship with Dazai Osamu of the main world has been broken.

Oda Sakunosuke looked up: "What's wrong? Is it not delicious?"

Three-year-old Osamu Dazai: "...It's okay."

He spoke a few words with Oda Sakunosuke, and 10 minutes later, Oda Sakunosuke took Dazai Osamu and put it in front of Sakaguchi Ango.

Yasugo Sakaguchi who was waiting for curry: "...?"

"You are?"

"I forgot to take something." Oda Sakunosuke said.

Sakaguchi Ango: "...Huh?"

So what does it have to do with me?

"Aji let you here first, I'll come back and take him away later." Oda Sakunosuke said again.

Ango Sakaguchi: "... Huh??"

Are you serious?The child's father, don't hand over the child to a stranger!How did I not know there are citizens in Yokohama who are so willing to trust others? !

Oda Sakunosuke nodded to Ango Sakaguchi and left directly.

Ango Sakaguchi: "...Hello!"

He glanced at the back of Oda Sakunosuke, then at the child standing in front of him, quickly picked up the child and walked towards Oda Sakunosuke.

At this moment, the child in his arms stretched out his hand and took off Ango Sakaguchi's glasses!

Ango Sakaguchi, whose vision is blurred:!

Don't make trouble at this time! !

I'm helping you find your father! ! !

When he took the glasses back from the child and put them on the bridge of his nose again, the figure of Oda Sakunosuke had disappeared as it should have been.

Ango Sakaguchi suddenly felt very tired, suspecting that he had been tricked: "..."

He walked back to his seat helplessly, just as the curry and rice arrived, Ango Sakaguchi put the child on the chair opposite, and asked heartbrokenly: "Are you still hungry? What's your name? Where is your home? Do you remember Dad's phone number? Do you know the way back?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

If it was an ordinary real kid here, he must have been confused by your long list of questions.

"I'm not hungry. Just call me Jinji, but I'm running away from home, and I don't want to tell you anything else." Dazai Osamu took the juice handed over by Ango Sakaguchi and said, "Besides, that one just now is my friend! No My dad!"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

Your words are not convincing at all.

Forget it, let’s use [The Theory of Depravity] to take a look at it later. If it’s really not good, I’ll send him to the police station. If you’re so young, you’ll leave your house and go away. The human traffickers outside like you as a big and well-grown kid. .

Ango Sakaguchi complained so much in his heart, but he didn't say it out. He didn't have much experience in communicating with children, and he was still thinking about what to do if the child realized that he was thrown away and cried...

Osamu Dazai shook his legs, cupped his face in both hands, and said, "It's so funny how your expression changes."

Ango Sakaguchi: I have received professional training, and there will be no expressions on my face!

Osamu Dazai continued: "So rich, are you a new generation of manga masters?"

Ango Sakaguchi was silent. While eating curry, he wondered: Is it really that obvious?

Osamu Dazai sighed: "Yes, it's obviously serious."

Ango Sakaguchi suddenly raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai in shock.

Osamu Dazai said calmly: "Don't think too much, I don't have mind reading skills, it's because you are so easy to understand."

"You already know my name, but you haven't told me your name yet."

Ango Sakaguchi: This child is so smart, is it a real child or a fake child?Is it a different ability?Did you come here specifically to get close to him?Do you want to use my [Theory of Depravity] to do things?If it's a fake kid, take him back to the Secret Service Section.

But if it is a real child, then his education cannot be relaxed, the pillar of the country should be such a person, this child may also be suitable to be an undercover agent...

No, what am I thinking! !

Is my brain corrupted by work? !

Osamu Dazai admired Ango Sakaguchi's expression, couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth, and sighed: "Sure enough, glasses are the one who complains?"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

"I am..." Should I say my real name or a pseudonym?Ango Sakaguchi turned this idea in his mind: "Ango Sakaguchi."

Ango Sakaguchi had lunch, and he still had some doubts in his heart, but at this time Oda Sakunosuke had returned, and he said to Ango Sakaguchi, "Thank you for your care, Aji. As a thank you, do you have time in the afternoon? I can take you around Yokohama." let's go."

Ango Sakaguchi: Thank you for the invitation, I don’t have time, I still have work...

"Is it a vacation? It doesn't count as a vacation with a briefcase." Oda Sakunosuke said the truth in a super natural tone: "You still need to pay more attention to rest, glasses can no longer block your dark circles."

Ango Sakaguchi:!

Really? !Am I already so serious? !

In the end, the two of them went to the amusement park with their children. Oda Sakunosuke said: "Ahji's appearance is not suitable for entering a bar. No matter what, he is still underage. Next time you are free, I will invite you out for a drink alone."

Ango Sakaguchi was a little moved: "Okay."

He keenly sensed the loophole in Oda Sakunosuke's words: "Aji?"

Oda Sakunosuke said in a calm voice, "Well, Aji is 15 years old this year."

Ango Sakaguchi:!

He looked at Osamu Dazai's young body, and couldn't help pity: Did he suffer from dwarfism?

Osamu Dazai who suffered from dwarfism: "...?"

At the end of a happy day, Ango Sakaguchi returned to his temporary main house. Because of his own supernatural power, he often changed his address from time to time. Ango Sakaguchi lay on the bed, looked at the contact number in his mobile phone, and smiled subconsciously stand up.

On the second day, Osamu Dazai returned to his original height, and Edogawa Yuho was not tired of playing, because he in this form and the words of cat ears made Fukuzawa Yukichi unable to say a serious word, Edogawa Chuan Youbo has benefited from it so far, and doesn't want to change back for the time being.

Osamu Dazai went back to school, Fukuroke looked at his state and asked, "Why are you still single?"

Osamu Dazai: "... Absolutely, I don't know what to do."

Age is not a problem; height is not a problem; impression is not a problem.

The problem is Osamu Dazai feels numb in his claws.

Fu Heihui has never been in a relationship before, and recently there are inhuman guys staring at him behind him, so he can only say dryly: "Come on."

Spicy teacher Gojo Wu is wearing his own special blind glasses today. Normal people become blind after wearing them. His hearing is super good, and he can hear topics about love right away.

So Gojo Satoru suddenly appeared at Dazai Osamu's table, and said in a tone of someone who had experienced it: "Hey, who does our Aji like?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

If I tell you today, the whole school will know it in less than 10 minutes.

Gojo Gojo raised his voice: "I'm super experienced~"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Although, your experience is not worth mentioning.