Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Pei Miaoke.

Do you think this name is a complaint from your parents to the world?

Is it parents who use this name to tell their children that everything is ridiculous, you just need to be yourself, such a beautiful blessing?

No, it's not.

Just can't think of a "human" name.

So I simply took Pei Milk's name and made a Chinese-English translation for export and domestic sales.

Yep, that's how the name came about.

...No way, our family is not very good at picking names.

It can't really be called Pei Milk, children will be laughed at at school!The teacher will also laugh when roll call!

but!It's undeniably a good name!

Very distinctive, and commemorative, right!

Anyway, the little boy at the same table couldn't help laughing.

Today, March [-]st, is just a report. Basically, the teacher speaks, and then the seats are lined up. The students introduce themselves and get to know each other.

It's over by noon.

Mustache is hungry.

Feel like I could eat a cow.

Hurrying home to eat takeaway, anyway, no one cooks in our house. Last night, the boss found a newly opened Bo Bo Chicken, which is delicious!

Mustache wants to go back and have a big meal.

When he came out of the teaching building, because there were too many people, he had to walk along the crowd.

I am also afraid that my new schoolbag will be squeezed out, and there are new textbooks in it.

Just tugged at my schoolbag strap and looked forward.

The sun is so soft on the face, warm.

The boy, whose body was a kitten, squinted his eyes from the comfortable sunlight.

Great sunshine!

Looking up, he saw Pei Qi and the boss standing among the parents, and Pei Qi waved happily at him.

At this moment, Ba Zihu understood some of the feeling of fireworks in the world that the flat-headed boy said before.

Feel alive.

Feeling loved.

Sure enough, being a human is fun!

…It’s fun to be a human being, and it’s also fun to experience campus life as a minor.

It's just that, being a minor, there are times when you are not happy.

For example, to go to class.

In the first class, the Chinese teacher and head teacher happily called the character mustache by name to give his class a good start.

"Pei Miaoke, come and recite a poem by Li Bai!"

It's easy!

Kindergarten children are fine, the teacher is ready to praise and draw out what he wants to say next.

Pei Miaoke stood up in his new school uniform.

After hesitating for a moment, he made a questioning voice: "Goose goose goose?"

Teacher: "Ah, this one is not."

Fortunately, the little cat has a good memory and eyesight. He glanced at the encyclopedia of ancient poems spread out by a top student in the first row from a distance, and took one in his mouth and immediately wrote it down.

I recited "Sleepwalking Tianmu Yin Liu Farewell".

Thanks to the Xueba students in the first row for flipping through the book, otherwise there would only be half of it, and the remaining half, I have never seen it before.

More pain, such as homework.

Still in the company, when everyone else is having fun, I do my homework there.

Flat-headed cub: "Ahahaha, throw me the ball!"

Mustache: "Copy it twice, why do you have to copy it twice..."

Flat-headed cub: "Wow, it's so delicious, I want to try some of each flavor!"

Mustache: "Zhou Ji, why do you write Zhou Ji..."

Flat-headed cub: "Hahahaha five kills!! Mr. Ping five kills!!"

Mustache: "Search...review...books, teacher, I'm sorry, I shouldn't sleep in class and snore..."

Moreover, the kitten can't keep up with the rhythm of the course.

Yes, though a smart kitten.

But it is also a smart kitten who has never learned mathematics.

Mathematics homework, a paper scored 25 points, the math teacher's expression was gentle and kind.

The teacher gently pressed his hand on the shoulder of the mustache: "Ask your parents to call me at night."

So at night, Pei Qi looked at the child speechlessly, and picked up the phone with the boss who was joining in the fun.

After the phone call, the whole family of monsters breathed a sigh of relief.

Mustaches are shameful too!

The gloomy young boy's expression was painful: "It's too difficult, it's too difficult, I can't learn it, I really can't learn it..."

The Western dragon cub of unknown age made a deafening sound on the eastern land.

"I don't want to—go to school—!!"

In the end, he was violently suppressed by the boss.

Pei Qi, the only monster in the family who has gone to school and received compulsory education, had a heart-to-heart talk with the child face to face.

That's called earnestness, that's called righteous speech.

Pei Qi: "Son, you can only count on yourself, you know?"

"Boss, he is illiterate. He may not know as many characters as you who are in the first grade of junior high school, let alone help you with homework."

Of course Ba Zihu understands this truth.

So his pitiful eyes were on Pei Qi.

Pei Qi, be cruel.

"Don't count on me either, I'm going home after get off work."

Right!I'm just a worker, and I still need to help you with your homework?No, I don't want it, why do you work overtime with you!

The dream of a worker is not to work overtime!

Why do you have to work overtime to find pain for yourself?

While cooking instant noodles with the leftover chicken soup, the boss told the truth: "He forgot all, and he won't."

Pei Qi was dismantled and made a voice as shameful as a mustache: "Shut up!"

Be quiet!

In addition to the pain of study and homework, happiness is still possible.

For example, the boss is still rich, and there is also a lot of pocket money for the mustache.

That's enough overhead.

Among the first-year junior high school students, mustache is the only rich cat.

So after school, he refused to go home.

At the school gate, invite students to eat fried skewers.

I like to eat the kind of starchy sausage without meat the most. Good guy, it really doesn't have any meat at all, it's all starch.

This is the authentic one, you can't stop eating one bite!

Not only eat by yourself, but also invite classmates to eat.Not only invite classmates to eat, but also take it home.

Bring it back for Pei Qi to eat.

Lift it up: "Eat, eat! I ran all the way back, it's still hot!"

The boss rubbed a bunch and thought it tasted delicious.

... So the next day, the boss went to pick up the mustache from school, and personally invited the students with the mustache to eat fried skewers.

The boss's face was full of satisfaction: "They are all alive and kicking children, that's great! Come, eat whatever you want!"

Then one piece by one, the boss ate 150 yuan alone.

The rest of the students only ate 50 yuan in total.

The boss obviously has good intentions, but he looks like a perverted parent.

He frantically urged: "Eat, eat, eat!! Eat more, eat more!!"

Everyone is full.

The boss even waved to the students: "Come again tomorrow!"

The classmates thought he was Pei Miaoke's elder brother, backed back again and again, and frantically refused.

"Brother Pei, I've eaten too much, and I'm getting angry."

The real brother Pei, Pei Qi, rushed to the school gate to find someone.

Bring the two brats back.

Happiness is true happiness.

Writing homework is also really painful.

Homework is written in a mustache, and extracurricular workbooks are required to improve grades.

Because if he fails the monthly exam, the boss will beat him up.

The mustache looked at the flat-headed cub who was licking his fur, and became confused.

"Why do you have to work so hard to become a human! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

At this time, the character mustache is very much looking forward to the flat-headed cub being a long-term human being.

After all, flat-headed cubs are fat cubs.

And it's a three or four year old fat cub.

According to the meaning of the national team, what happened to the three- and four-year-old children?

It just so happens that the nine-year compulsory education hasn't started yet, so go and read it for me from kindergarten!

Every time the mustache thinks about it, it's worth it!

What is the suffering I am suffering now?

In the future, the suffering of flat-headed cubs will be the great suffering.

Among the children clamoring for their fathers and mothers, Mr. Ping looked confused and pained.

Oh wow, flat-headed cub, you can do it!

Since the flat-headed cub went to school with mustache, it can be said to be full of glory.

Videos and live broadcasts are all flat-headed cubs.

Of course, the audience also frequently asked where the character Hu went.

The mustache who was doing homework on the side was about to run up to do business, relax, and be lazy for a while, and then was carried back by the boss to do homework.

Many fans came here for the mustache.

But the flat-headed cub is also a great kitten.

How to put it... there's an overactive greasy feel to it.

Everyone knows this, flat-headed cub, a middle-aged greasy flat-headed kitten.

This kind of greasy feeling on middle-aged men makes people feel sick, wow, it will become unlucky to be close to men.

However, if it is placed on a kitten, it is indeed...

It's really funny.

Mustache, active puppy, is your white moonlight.

Then the flat-headed cub is the red horn, and Didididi undertakes your happiness.

Clam?You don't think I can say red roses, do you?

Nope!Beep, beep, red horn, meow, meow, kitten!

As expected of a kitty who used to rely on emoticons to get out of the circle, every frown and smile made people laugh.

No matter what words are matched, it is magical.

The flat-headed cub's popularity is also soaring wildly.

Everyone, you need to know something.

That is the talent of the flat-headed cub, which is much better than the mustache.

Therefore, with so much love and nourishment, the mustache has only written homework for a month, and the flat-headed cub has also been upgraded.

Ah, everyone thinks that if you upgrade, you will upgrade, that is, you will always be a child, always be a chubby cub, and start from the beginning of the nine-year compulsory education.

No.

certainly not.

The flat-headed cub, as expected of a flat-headed cub, is extremely talented and unexpected.

He became an adult directly.

The grown-up kind of grown-up.

...? ?The flat-headed pup has become an adult!

He looks in his early twenties and has curly hair. Anyone who sees him will say that he is Pei Qi's younger brother.

The 13-year-old mustache can't even hold the pen for homework.

There were tears in his eyes, and he just looked up at the flat-headed cub.

Such a beautiful person.

What a beautiful adult, young, and human, white and tender eyes are bright, and the curly hair is even more tender.

But no matter how young she looks, it doesn't seem that she needs to go to kindergarten.

No need to go to junior high school.

Reading in the first grade of junior high school, writing homework, playing games is restricted, and preparing for the monthly exam every day.

Why? ?

Why? ! !

The character mustache stood up silently, and gently put down the pen.

Flatten the homework.

...Don't hurt my homework, or it will be for nothing.

He hugged the flat-headed cub and expressed his sincere joy.

Then all of a sudden he lay down on the ground with a bang, rolling and crying.

The 13-year-old mustache was lying on the ground, rolling and crying.

Cry out the bark of the dog, cry out the cry of the pig, and cry out the accusation of the western dragon cubs against the world! !

Why!Why! !

Tiandao, you dog Tiandao, what kind of rules of heaven and earth are you, I want to ask you why? ?

Cry until the school uniform is dirty.

The author has something to say: Flat-headed Cub: It's my personal effort!What does it have to do with Heaven!

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