Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

007

This is not right.

There's something wrong with you little kitty.

At this moment, there was a chilling atmosphere in the office.

A man and a cat in the office, they both feel that the other may suddenly explode and hurt themselves.

Pei Qi: Huh.

Flat-headed cub: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

The flat-headed cub huddled under the sofa and shivered, almost swearing, and his fur exploded into a hedgehog.

Can't!confiscated!Kitten's crime tool!

What kind of devil's speech is this? Help, how can a kitten be so miserable!

What's wrong with us being a bit of a mixed race, that's a kitten too!Why are you such an aggressive cat!

Pei Qi was still reorganizing the three views there.

After the world view is an exception, it is more difficult to heal again.

The world suddenly became fantasy and fantasy.Various scenarios began to flash through his mind.

A human soul enters a cat's body?

At this moment, I don't know where there is still a human with a cat soul walking around the four jio?

Or is it simply that the cat has opened up its intelligence and started to practice?

Pei Qi: Ah, the spiritual energy has recovered.

It's a familiar plot, I've seen it in novels.

His salty fish heart that simply lies flat after being overworked by social animals came up again, ah, what is it, the spiritual energy has been revived, how should ordinary people survive.

He is just an ordinary person!

When he doubted his life, when the flat-headed cub was trembling and suddenly remembered, yes, I am a monster, he is just a human being, and I can completely threaten him and castrate him...

The boss came back dangling.

As soon as the boss came in, the capitalist started to ask his employees, "Has my takeaway arrived? The ice cream cake I ordered, don't melt it."

Pei Qi's expression was also indescribable.

However, he didn't think he could hide it from his boss.Think about it, the small ones already have problems, so where can the big ones go normally?

He admitted it, and made all preparations, with a face full of death: "...I know."

The whole person has a difficult expression.

The boss said: "You know that I have no plan to pay you at all?"

Pei Qi: ...? ? ?

His whole voice became louder, not at all trembling like before: "You don't plan to pay me?!"

The boss glanced at him and grinned: "Just kidding. You see, compared with salary, other things don't matter, right?"

Pei Qi: ...? ?What a talent you are.

Ah no, it's not sure if it's a human being.

The boss and the flat-headed cub who got out from under the sofa met eyes.Realizing that things had changed, I simply gave up struggling.

The confidence of the big monster is, why is it trying so hard to hide?nonexistent.If you see it, I'll admit it, anyway, you can't beat me.

pull.

So he said everything in a hurry.

The boss even ate the ice cream cake, and started babbling like a storyteller in a teahouse: "Let's talk about it from a few weeks ago."

okay.In the novel, there are prefixes of tens of thousands of years.

But in reality, the truly fantastic thing, the so-called "history" is only a few weeks.

Pei Qi just listened.

What happened a few weeks ago?

From Ji Qingye's mouth, Pei Qi heard the story of the second child.

It is said that a few weeks ago, there was an earthquake deep in the Kunlun Mountains, and something like an underground protective cover shattered.

I don't know how long that thing has been there, but it has always been there anyway.This time it shattered suddenly, causing a bunch of little monsters who were sealed at some point to run away like a flood.

Not that many, dozens of them.

The little monsters were originally spirit bodies, but after they escaped, they were suppressed into various shapes by the rules of the world, or they could be called the Dao of Heaven.

There are cats, dogs, hamsters, and rabbits, and there is one who may have more noble blood from his ancestors, and was ruthlessly suppressed by heaven and became a giant panda.

He was directly taken away by the panda base.

Panda Base: Good!Wild Panda!

At that time, Pei Qi was still working in a large group, working as a new media migrant worker chasing hot spots.He naturally remembered that during that time, many netizens picked up clean pets.

It was also dubbed the "Wandering Love Action" by sand sculpture netizens.

Well!At that time, he wondered where there were so many clean, beautiful and well-behaved little vagabonds. It turned out that they were all little monsters.

When Pei Qi thought about it, he felt a little scared, and quickly asked, "They won't harm people, right? No way!"

The boss has a look on your face that you think too much.

Lazily explained: "After being sealed for so many years, there are very few monsters who can think and have brains. Here, the ones in front of you are the only two."

"The remaining dozens, at most, are just a little bit smarter than ordinary pets. They will also be affected by the nature of animals. If they are a little bit smarter, it's not very obvious."

And the boss, Benban, is a big monster wandering the world alone.He was not born into the world.

As a result, during this earthquake, there were only two little monsters with brains and potential. Coincidentally, they were both kittens!

Although it is a mixed race, it is still a kitten!

Just in the same race as him.He thought it was fate, so he picked up two cats and came back.

The boss said: "I am the pride of my clan anyway, so it is only natural for a cat to take care of it."

It turns out that the boss is also a cat.

Pei Qi was surprised and also curious, and asked, "They are cow cats, so what kind of cat are you?"

The boss thought about it for a while, and said affirmatively, "Orange cat."

Pei Qi: ...Ah.

Really, it makes perfect sense!

Pei Qi murmured: "No wonder it's so edible."

Well, racial talent, racial talent.

After listening to such a story, I learned about the origin of monsters, and even got some general knowledge about monsters.Although Pei Qi was very knowledgeable and moved, he didn't dare to move.

He said humbly: "I'd better resign. I'm an ordinary person and shouldn't be involved in these things."

He only wants to make money to live, and has no intention of being king or hegemony.

For these fantastic things, there is curiosity, but there is also some fear.

After Pei Qi said this, he felt a little bit embarrassed, but he was also calm.

Everything seemed normal to him.Right?This is completely the psychology of normal people.

Only Long Aotian will directly accept the fact that the world view is broken, he is not Long Aotian, he is just Pei Qi.

but!he!absolutely!did not expect!

After listening to what he said, especially the word "ordinary people", the boss suddenly chuckled.

Then the smile on the corner of his mouth got bigger and bigger, and finally he bent over with a direct smile.It's not all about laughing, it's laughing, it's almost impossible to stand up.

Pei Qi: "...What are you doing?!"

You seem to have that serious illness!You've been laughing at me, you haven't stopped!

As for the boss, he wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at Pei Qi.It was still the meaningful expression, but this time, it was much more sincere.

His eyes were bright, and he said softly: "I said it before, Pei Qi. I said that ordinary people cannot enter my company."

At this time, Pei Qi's attention was entirely on the matter of resignation.

He was super stubborn: "I want to resign."

The boss stared at Pei Qi.For a boss who is obsessed with his own beauty and is narcissistic, he will not give up the option of beauty temptation.

So he started to twitch again, and asked, "Are you willing?"

As he asked, he sighed softly and looked sad.

I have to admit that he is really beautiful, especially when he deliberately shows off his beauty, he is very beautiful, super beautiful.

If he sees Hunjun with this expression, Hunjun will immediately touch his hands in lust.

It's true that Pei Qi is a handsome dog.Facing the peerless beauty of the boss, it is true that he has a wife in his heart.

But the situation is not so simple now.

Good guy, the workplace idol drama has become a fantasy cultivating immortals, and the things in it are simply out of the hands of ordinary social animals.

He is just a social animal, not a faint king!

So Pei Qi looked at the boss's face reluctantly, and insisted: "I want to resign. Please settle the salary for these few days."

Boss, Boss, you are so kind, WeChat or Alipay?

At this moment, Ji Qingye finally played his hole card.

The wild man said domineeringly: "One hundred thousand."

Pei Qi's breath stopped.

The wild cub smiled again: "Basic salary."

Pei Qi: ...

The boss began to sell miserably.

When it comes to selling miserably, the boss is not very skilled.

But whatever the beauty does, she always has a vigor.What's more, the boss has a righteous attitude.

He said: "Actually, we are all intelligent creatures. It's good for us to communicate and communicate! And I didn't ask you to harm anyone, and I didn't do harm to anyone myself."

The words "grievance Baba" were almost written all over his face.

"We are just a group of little monsters...we just want to have some popularity, which will help our practice...that's all"

Wronged boss: "We don't understand this aspect, so I can only ask you, ordinary, ordinary, human, human."

When the boss said [ordinary human], he bit the accent on purpose.

"We are willing to spend money, but we just don't understand. We accept spending money, and we accept losses. Please help us."

The boss winked at the mustache who ran out.

The horoscope came over, clawed at Pei Qi's calf, with tears in his eyes, and a milky voice from his mouth: "... Please, please, please, please."

Well, Pei Qi did hesitate.

It's not all hesitation because of the boss's misery, and it's not all hesitation because of the whiny voice of the character Hu.

Be realistic, young man.Yes, he hesitated mainly because of the base salary of [-].

One hundred thousand! !friends!One hundred thousand! !

His current market price is 5000 yuan, and his market price salary is 5000 yuan.After all, he just graduated, and as a freshman, he doesn't earn much money.

It is still 5000 yuan for the kind that does not work on weekends, often works overtime, and is always ready to work when receiving orders from the boss.

It is completely incomparable with the work here at the monster at this moment.

In ancient times, tyranny was fiercer than tigers, but now there are bastard capitalists who are fiercer than monsters.

Pei Qi was short of money, very short of money.If he is not short of money, he will not leave the job the day before and have an interview the next day.

10 yuan, this is no joke.

In a decent human society, under reasonable and legal conditions, there really is no such kind of money to be made.

He recalled how he got along with the boss cat before, and looked at the boss's sincere eyes.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, his heart became cruel.

One hundred thousand, great value.After the debt is paid off, if you feel that there are still hidden dangers in a few days, then you can mention the matter of resignation.

... Anyway, he can't beat it again!You can't be stiff either!What if you don't hurry up and make money!

It may not be possible to work under the eyes of monsters, but it must be impossible for people without money!

After careful consideration, Pei Qi stretched out his hand. Although his hand was still shaking, he was firm: "My lord, the deal is made."

From now on, I will be your pony.

The king said that I will not go to the west, and I will not catch the chicken when the king chases the dog.

The king wants to praise the kitten, and I will fight for the first place for the king!

fight!No.!one! (Hoarse)