Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

044

As the saying goes, beauty is really rare, and beauty is a scarce resource.

But it's outrageous to be as beautiful as a boss.

Ji Qingye is the kind of beauty that everyone can see without any doubts or disputes.

This appearance is not a crit at all, but a mortar attack.

Sand sculpture netizens are full of all kinds of lsp, we don’t do anything else, we just look at it, and call it wife a few times!

[My wife just glanced at me and took a screenshot!Wife, why are you frowning? Are you angry?Ah, I really want to get an iron and flatten your eyebrows! 】

【Wife, do you run a company?I want to work for you, not for anything else, but I think life should be a career! 】

[Tonight, I have something to dream about. My wife brought his two cats and insisted on marrying me. Hey, hey, I said no, but he insisted on marrying me! 】

The boss is full of the floor mobile phone stand.

If it breaks, you have to buy it again, woohoo, it's all Huhu's money!

Pei Qi stared at the barrage, speechless for a moment.

Originally, the kitten competition attracted many fans to watch, and the traffic was very popular. This live broadcast directly rushed to the top five in the live broadcast list in the field of life.

fifth place.

There are about 2 popularity, and the actual number of viewers is less than [-].

There are still quite a lot of people. The sand sculptures are cute and pet live broadcast, and everyone is a sand sculpture netizen. It is very fun to interact with each other.

The popularity is also high, and the activity is good. They are all real users.

Then, the boss's beauty was suddenly exposed.

Sand Sculpture Netizen: Hahaha the cat is cute... huh? !beauty!What cat?Is it a beauty who wants to lick the cat for me? !

After all, Pei Qi was an old worker, so he had to quickly stabilize the situation.

He looked at the barrage, then glanced at the boss who was still studying the crooked mobile phone shelf, feeling helpless.

Pei Qi: "The audience calls you wife."

The boss struck hard, and Huzi used all his strength to straighten the crooked mobile phone holder.

Straight, yo straight, as straight as a small poplar tree.

Satisfied, the boss clapped his hands. Hearing Pei Qi's question, Huzi wondered, "Why do they call me my wife? Isn't it just you who call me my wife?"

Why are there so many people?No, not so many people.

"I just want you to call me wife."

Pei Qi: ...

Barrage.

【What is he talking about? ?Wow!I don't believe what he's saying! ! 】

【Ah beauty, what did you say?You already have a home no no no I don't believe you have to come home with me!I have a big sofa and ice coke at home! 】

[! !Is this something I can listen to for free?I want to pay!I pay for it! 】

【Together!together! ! (booing)]

【What? !I lost not only my boyfriend but also my wife overnight? !My wife! ! 】

Pei Qi took a deep breath, smiled, and continued with business.

"Good audience friends, thank you for watching tonight's live broadcast! Follow [Puppy Cat and Little Piggy] to unlock more kitty happy lives~"

"Ugly cats also have beautiful days, see you in the next video or live broadcast!"

Barrage.

【No no no!I just took one look at the beauty!Just give me one more look!I just want to see the beauty, such a rare beauty must be shown to me! ! 】

[Don't end!Don't end the live broadcast!It's good to chat with us, field manager!field chief!Little Curly!Did you see me talking!Don't let it end woo woo woo! 】

【Why can't you call me wife? It's because you already have a wife, beauty!You are so beautiful 1, I can do 0 for love #￥@￥% (This barrage has been blocked)]

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Pei Qi cut off the live broadcast cleanly.

Take a deep breath and let it out slowly.

He gritted his teeth and looked at the boss.

"Come on, explain what happened to my wife."

"What do you mean by 'The audience can't call you wife, only I can call you wife'? Explain it, wife... Bah, boss!"

He was taken astray.

Of course, the boss is confident about this kind of problem.

"I don't know them, and I don't know them well, why do you call me my wife?"

"Anyway, I'm also the demon king, so you can't call me that," Pei Qi said, "Then why can I call you that?"

Boss: "Because you are Pei Qi."

Seeing his upright look, Pei Qi couldn't help laughing. He was angry and laughed at the same time.

I just felt that my little heart was hit with a straight ball and lightly poked.

Itchy, with cat fluff.

Boss: "However, if I may..."

There was light in Pei Qi's eyes, and he looked at the boss.

Boss: "Before wife, add the word 'beautiful', don't just call it wife. I think 'beautiful wife' sounds better."

Pei Qi: "..."

Pei Qi put away his smile.

"Overtime is over, I'm off work."

After finishing speaking, Pei Qi turned around, picked up his bag and left.

What?Packing up, tidy up?let's talk tomorrow! !

After he left, the boss sat there, looking at Pei Qi's back.

Sighing, a little confused: "...Hey! Talk to you, and run away while talking. It's still the same as many years ago."

After Pei Qi's live broadcast ended, he got home, washed up in a hurry, and wanted to go to bed quickly.

While brushing his teeth, he looked at himself in the mirror.

It's not so ugly, it's so beautiful!

There is a youthful look and a bookish look, the little curly hair is curled up, full of loveliness.

...Pei Qi didn't know what the boss was thinking.

At this moment... he didn't even know what he was thinking.

Otherwise, why don't you brush your teeth, get closer to the mirror, and carefully look at your own appearance in the mirror?

When had he cared about this before?

strangeness.

……forget about it!

Pei Qi spit out the bubbles and go to bed!sleep!

Going to work the next day, first review the situation of the live broadcast last night.

The effect is very good, the data and popularity likes are all beautiful!

It's not like the first live broadcast at all.

And the most important thing is that the conversion rate of fans is very high. Among the viewers who passed by the live broadcast room and clicked in to watch the live broadcast, two or three out of ten will follow the account.

Three or four thousand followers overnight! !

Wow, there are only [-] fans!Thirty thousand fans!

Pei Qina was quite satisfied with this data!Pei Qi was also very satisfied with this speed!

However, it's not without its downsides.

The bad thing is that only half of the comments below the new video are comments from the kitten competitive ball game.

As for the other half?

【beauty!Beauty kiss!Good morning beauty, are you awake? 】

Pei Qi: I didn't wake up.

The boss worked so late yesterday, so it belongs to staying up late.He needs to sleep late, otherwise the beauty will get angry and become a tiger.

[You can't call your wife woohoo, so I have to call you boss, boss, are you recruiting from school this year?Social recruitment?I feel that your company looks great and you can raise cats to see beauties! 】

Pei Qi: Recruitment?

It is estimated that the possibility is unlikely.

No, according to how stingy the boss is, there is no such possibility.

The boss's only generosity was given to Pei Qi.So far, another employee of the company, our only technician, is still working part-time.

If it weren't for the technical human beings who would take private jobs, do part-time jobs and have side jobs, the technical staff wouldn't even have enough to eat.

As for raising cats and watching beauties?

Oh brother, or sister, you are being naive.

To tell you the truth, the cat you raise is a little monster, and the cat you masturbate is also a little monster.

Look at the beauty, yo hoo surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, it's a big monster!

Quan Nima is a monster!

[Thank you, I only have one question to ask.Are they a couple? 】

Pei Qi:? ?

Smelly brother!Who gave you this illusion!

Pei Qi couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

What's wrong?What's wrong?

How could he walk out of such a wonderful plot line while working part-time?Outrageous!

He didn't come here for the beauty, in essence, he came here for a part-time job!

Yes, work.

Pei Qi reviewed last night's live broadcast, learned a bit of experience, and made a review and review, um, very good!

Live is still great!

It is very powder-absorbing and can maintain activity. This step is not wrong!Nothing wrong!

But there must be more than one job for a worker.

Pei Qi, a worker, had just settled the live broadcast, and when his mind was still full of "Hey hey, are they a couple", he ushered in a new job.

Pei Qi, hit the worker!There is no such thing as a passion for work or a passion for it, and they are not picky.

Yes, work is all a mind-boggling nuisance.

I like fishing the most!

But this new job, although Pei Qi is so ordinary, is the boss's favorite job.

That's right, take the ad.

After more than two months, the account [Little Dog Cat and Little Pig] finally ushered in the second opening!

Finally ushered in the second commercial video!

This advertising frequency is very slow among bloggers.Generally, bloggers may have three or four advertisements a month.

After all, it is necessary to have a meal.

And it is necessary to adjust the meal reasonably, the fans will get tired of the table if there is too much meal, and there will be no meal in the future.

So Pei Qi and the others have had two advertisements for more than two months, this frequency is okay!

This time, the patron’s father is no longer cereals, or even food, because the average food manufacturer actually doesn’t have the gritty brilliance of cereal brands.

This time, the patron's father is a sweeping robot.

People are looking for cute pet bloggers to advertise, which is also very suitable.

Cute pet blogger, there must be cats and dogs at home.

I have cats and dogs, and cats and dogs will shed their hair. The house is full of fur, and sweeping the floor is really a big project.

When will you be able to get a head?

Eh!don’t worry!

xxx brand T0034 version of the new sweeping robot, to help you solve the problem of pet hair loss at home!

The coordinator of the gold master's father said this, and asked Pei Qi, kiss, do you understand?

Pei Qi understood.

But he couldn't understand it.

Because, the little cat at home is really a caring little monster!

The hair loss of flat-headed cubs and mustaches belongs to Schrödinger's hair loss.

At the end of the day, belonging, self-control.

On weekdays, not a single hair falls out, and that is not a problem at all.

When being plucked by the boss, piles of hair will fall out; when being frightened by the boss, it will directly fall into alopecia areata.

But most of the time, the little monster is worry-free.

Pei Qi doesn't need to be like ordinary cute pet bloggers. He also needs to work hard to keep it clean. Pei Qi doesn't need to sweep the hair, use a roller to stick the hair, and so on.

If you want to start advertising from the perspective of the sponsor's father, you can only trouble the crew-cut boy and mustache to shed their hair on the spot.

Fresh cat fur can be used now, never overnight.

The author has something to say: Thank you little bosses for investing.

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Thank you little bosses!