Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Boss: "Hahahahahahaha!!"

Pei Qi: ...

why are you laughing?You are laughing like a cat's ass!

Pei Qi's turbulent mood calmed down.

Huh, so the child is thinking too much, the child is not Bai Ze!Is the child still a normal human being?Then every time when talking about ordinary human beings, what is the boss laughing at?

And a long time ago, the boss used words to comfort Pei Qi.

How did you say that?right!

——You were conceived by heaven and earth, and you are born different.

Having said all this, isn't it just right with the "son of the way of heaven" that Bai Ze said?

How precious is Bai Ze's bloodline, the heavens didn't suppress it into cats, dogs, rabbits and rabbits, they were directly suppressed into national treasures, how precious is this Bai Ze!

The Son of Heaven, conceived by heaven and earth, just makes sense!

So boss what are you laughing at?

stop laughing!No matter how beautiful the big beauty smiles, she is not allowed to laugh anymore, I hate the big tiger to death!

The boss denied Pei Qi's bold guess.Tell Pei Qi very directly, yes you are not Bai Ze.

Pei Qina's just-born idea of ​​"Okay, I might not be a panda" was shattered before it could be realized.

Pei Qina was depressed.

The social animal workers are so tired that they really want to be a panda!

Lose your purpose and become a frustrated blob.

When he came out, it was Pei Qi who grabbed the boss's hand and dragged him out; when he went back, it was the boss who grabbed Pei Qi's hand and dragged him back easily.

Pei Qi was pressed on the sofa. He casually grabbed a pillow for Corgi's buttocks, hugged it in his arms, and rested his chin on the pillow.

Facing the boss, imitating the boss's previous appearance, he made a puff.

"puff--"

Boss: "Hahahaha!"

Pei Qi was dissatisfied, so he walked over to the boss and grabbed the boss's sleeve: "Let's talk, I can't figure out my real identity now!"

"If you want to hide it, don't laugh at the very beginning. You hide it so well that I won't find out, and I won't say anything!"

Pei Qi: "I caught you now, but you didn't tell the truth, what are you doing?!"

"Say it!"

To Pei Qi's surprise, the boss didn't play tricks, nor did he smile and be dishonest.

Instead, he squatted down in front of him, on the same plane as Pei Qi.

He just looked into Pei Qi's eyes: "Pei Qi."

Pei Qi hummed.

But in fact, there is nothing in my mind anymore.

Wow, so close, such a serious boss, just calling him by his first name.

Even if Pei Qi had already broken through the various routines of the boss during the deliberate rape period, he still couldn't stand the natural teasing of the boss now.

The boss lowered his head, as if thinking of something, smiled, raised his hand, and pulled the pillow from Pei Qi's arms.

A devil's speech was issued: "In our cat litter, nothing related to dogs is allowed!"

"I told you when you bought it back, why are you still using it?"

Um? ?boss?are you serious

It's a cat kennel, so no dog-related stuff allowed?

But the dog in this cat house is obviously you, boss!It's you!You are the most dog!

Pei Qi was about to lose his temper, but the boss hit a straight ball instead.

Ji Qingye, a wild man, sighed at Pei Qi, Ji Qingye, who never knew what melancholy was and only knew that he had a silly face, eating and drinking everywhere to make money.

"It's not that I don't want to tell you, Pei Qi. It's just that I can't speak."

He said so.

"The world has its own rules."

Pei Qi was stunned.

The boss just dragged Corgi's butt pillow out of Pei Qi's arms.

Right now, Pei Qi's arms were empty, so the boss picked up the flat-headed cub at his feet and stuffed it into it.

Boss: "Just ask it if you have anything left, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep."

Just as Pei Qi wanted to protest, the boss turned around and pointed, "Hey, I'm the boss. The boss is going to sleep. What are the employees going to do?"

... The boss is going to sleep, what are the employees going to do?

Crazy, you don't want me as an employee again, do you? ?

The employees had no choice but to continue working and keep quiet so as not to disturb the boss.

And in the final analysis, the boss is still a person.

Well, doesn't this leave the flat-headed cub to Pei Qi?I've already said it, if you don't understand something, you can ask the flat-headed boy!

...but does the flathead know?It's just a kitten!

The flat-headed cub was now muscular, curled up in Pei Qi's arms.

Pei Qi lifted the flat-headed cub like a barbell, met its eyes, and asked his own question hesitantly: "Ji Ping, tell me, is it possible that I... am not a human?"

After Pei Qi asked, he felt strange.

You can't really suspect that you are a little monster just because of the boss's strange behavior. Obviously, among the dozens of little monsters who ran out of the Kunlun Mountains, you don't have yourself.

The flat-headed cub also found this question strange.

The cat yawned: "What are you if you are not a human being? Look, you are weak.

Pei Qi: That's right.I am weak.

As soon as the flat-headed cub opened his chatterbox, he began to look disgusted: "Look, you are thin and weak, and you can't fight. Without sharp claws and sharp teeth, you are just a weak and fufu human being!"

According to the temperament of the flat-headed cub two months ago, when he said this, he must have disgusted from the bottom of his heart.

look!You are a weak human being!

But two months have passed, how Pei Qi treats the flat-headed cub, and the flat-headed cub is watching it.

When the boss plucked its fur, it was Pei Qi who persuaded it; when the boss took off his belt and chased it all over the company to beat it, the little cat of the same family with mustache only knew how to laugh and scream, and it was Pei Qi who followed to persuade him to fight.

Pei Qi fed it delicious food and bought it a mobile phone. After it became a human cub, Pei Qi took him out to play.

Yes, Pei Qi is an ordinary human being, but he is really a wonderful human being!

So after two months of getting along day and night, the flat-headed cub, who had been captured by Pei Qi, immediately sat up straight and straightened his small chest after talking about Pei Qi's weakness.

"Although you are weak, even though you are a weak human being, I will protect you! I will protect you!"

The flat-headed kitten is reserved: "I will protect you until you die. When you die, I will help you look at the tombstone and won't let the birds disturb you."

Hey, it's so good, so filial, flat-headed boy, I've already planned the tombstone for my father.

It's a big filial piety.

Pei Qi was in a complicated mood.

While thinking about the abyss-like deep eyes of the boss, thinking about the phrase "you can't speak" and "the world has its own rules", and thinking about the fact that I really didn't have any superpower warning or bloodline awakening.

so!What's the matter with him?

I don't understand.

The boss is a bitch and refuses to say anything.No, it's not that he refuses to say it, after all, Huzi said it before and can't say it.

It's not that he refuses to talk about life and death, it's that he talked about the possibility of death.

The rules of heaven and earth, the way of heaven, is really an inescapable shroud of all things.

Pei Qi secretly complained in his heart.

What are the rules of heaven and earth, what is the way of heaven, and a password is issued, what is the result?This series of things is not created by heaven, what is suppressed into a cat, suppressed into a dog, suppressed into a panda.

Let your brain be suppressed.

Hey, does God have a brain?

When Pei Qi was thinking wildly, he was not idle.The last thing a worker can't let go of is not love, but work.

Suddenly looking back at the place where the lights are dimming, the workers are still working.

Pei Qi felt that he could not deviate from his main direction.

What main direction?

Damn, it's the main mission, which is to send the boss's ugly cat to debut!

Let the boss's ugly cats, flat-headed cubs and mustaches gain more love points, practice more, and turn them into human beings earlier.

This is not only his job, but also his main task. He is on the side of humans. He has to make the little monsters who are close to him rank first among dozens of little monsters.

In this way, in case of any battle scenario in the future, ordinary humans still have something to rely on!

Ordinary human Pei Qi: That's right!

And the demon king is on the human side, so what is possible is still stable.But the little monsters also need to become stronger!

How strong?Just making videos is no longer enough.

Daily posting on Weibo is not enough to maintain operations.

There is a cycle for making videos, and Weibo also needs a hot spot to attract a lot of traffic and get a lot of likes.

Day-to-day operations cannot be maintained.

Therefore, Pei Qi looked at Xiaodulu, a hamster who now had a strong laborer.

Oh, I heard that the Internet is responsible for it, and the cooperation was also good when I helped me with video editing.

Very good, our Ax Company can open a new copy!new task!New position!

So at the new week's weekly meeting, Pei Qi proposed: "Let's do a live broadcast!"

The so-called weekly meeting is actually only the boss sitting there.

Both the flat-headed cub and the mustache were lying on the table, and the little Dulu was a little restrained, squatting there, holding melon seeds and gnawing.

The boss has always been ignorant of the company's development plan, the company's short-term goals and long-term goals, and is only responsible for praising Pei Qi.

What?Do live broadcast?Can!

When do you do it?Pei Qi can do it whenever she wants!Pei Qi can do whatever he says!

Pei Qi actually didn't understand either.

But you can try it first, right!Two months with the boss...? ?Wait a minute!

communicate with.

In the past two months of communicating with the boss, Pei Qibie didn't learn anything. The only things that were affected were his style of doing things and his way of thinking.

I was taken away by the big tiger a lot.

Past social animal Pei Qi: Overtime and overtime, what do I have to do? I can do whatever the team leader tells me to do. I have to hold back so much work if I have any ideas. I worked overtime again tonight, and I was scolded by the leader. You don’t even understand yourself, but how did you get to be the leader? !

The current social animal Pei Qi: My leader still doesn't understand anything but he doesn't talk about it. I have a lot of ideas to realize because I am fighting for human beings!

Tweet!

Do it!If you talk about live broadcasting, hurry up and do live broadcasting!

There is no need to re-register an account on any app dedicated to live broadcasting. Video websites can not only post videos, but also broadcast live broadcasts. There is a dedicated live broadcast area.

In fact, the live broadcast of life is basically that content, and the live broadcast of pet life is even more monotonous.

Basically, no one is there, and the two camera seats on the rack face the area where the kittens frequently move around in the house. The kittens are top-notch, and people watch them even when they are sleeping.

However, this type of live broadcast is watched by some people, but the number of people who watch it is limited.

Because everyone sucks cats, it’s actually just a saying, and everyone is still watching for fun.

The cat is cute, and when I entered the live broadcast room, I saw the scent of the cat, and then there was no new visual stimulation, and it was not good-looking, so everyone left.

After all, there are still a small number of people who can watch kittens in front of a fixed seat for five or six hours.

There are many people who see giant pandas this way, but that belongs to the realm of superstars, and cats can't set foot there yet.

Pei Qi wanted to make it more interesting.How is it fun?

How can it be interesting for the audience to watch, interesting for the cat to participate in, and interesting for Xiaodulu to broadcast there?

Hey, let's play ball!

Kittens always want to play with the ball!

This is the nature of kittens.Didn't you see that the boss, the big cat, would look at Qiuqiu more often? !

Playing with the ball has been engraved into the bone marrow of the kitty.

Little cats and big cats all want to play ball!

There happened to be two cats, and the cats were playing a ball race, and now it officially started.

Pei Qi went to the warehouse and found the basketball, put it on the ground, first explained the rules to Pingtou Zai and Ba Zihu, and was about to come and everyone to have a drill first, when the boss appeared silently.

"I want to play too."

The boss made a longing sound.

Pei Qi: "...you are too big."

Can't play with kittens!

Flat-headed cub: "Hey. They're always so flirtatious."

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