Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Boss: Donald Duck self-confidence.

When Pei Qi and the boss returned to the company after eating the rice chicken, the two cats and one mouse at home had also finished eating.

Food is also very good, eat a small barbecue.

Little Dulu is worthy of being the king of the Internet, what kind of hacker forum is he taking orders for? Pei Qi doesn't understand, but Little Dulu can see that he has money to spend.

Pei Qi saw that it bought a bunch of couriers before. It bought some small clothes for hamsters, golden pandas, and chinchillas. They were so cute, and they arrived for Pei Qimeng.

It's so cute!Domineering Hacker Privately Dresses Hamsters in Santa Fawn Clothes!

When he arrived at the company, Pei Qi stuffed the sim card into his mobile phone. Pei Qi and his boss went to buy the mobile phone after dinner at night.

Smartphones are also very introverted now, the boss bought them both a good smartphone, and the sum is less than one-tenth of the meal cost.

It can be seen that the boss is really Nima can eat.

Pei Qi took care of both mobile phones, one for the flat-headed boy and the other for the mustache.

The mustache is still fat and greasy, and the flat-headed cub has become much stronger after parkour training.

Now it looks like one is round and the other is, well, an inverted triangle.

The flat-headed cub was very excited: "Yeah! You can play games now!"

When the cat was excited, Pei Qi leaned over to Little Dulu.

The hamster is running the background of the video website, but it is working seriously.But it is precisely because when everyone is busy, it is still working hard, but it is a bit deliberate.

It's the kind of class where everyone gathers around to share the cake, and there is only one child sitting on the seat, who looks like he is studying hard.

You can tell at a glance, well, this kid has his own little thoughts.

Of course hamsters have their own minds.

Although it has the name of Xiaodulu, it looks like a non-staff.

It's not a cat, so it can't get relatives with the boss, it doesn't rely on love to practice, it relies on annoying resentment to practice, and it thinks that Pei Qi is a weak human being, staying only to work.

But this hamster is awkward.

Pei Qi knew that Xiaodulu was very skilled in hacking, and he belonged to the category where he could take care of himself.

If it wants a mobile phone and plays games, it can solve it by itself!Only the flat-headed cub and the mustache, the two little cats that the boss relied on Pei Qi to pet, chose to act like a spoiled child by shouting loudly.

But it's up to the children to strive for their spirits!

As a parent, you have to have a bowl of water that is level and treat every child the same.

So far, there are only three cubs. If you can't even raise three cubs, Pei Qi, how are you going to face the coming cat prosperity?

Pei Qi: owo.

Pei Qi took out a mobile phone and put it in front of the little hamster.

Dude, a phone the size of two hamsters.

Little Dulu stared at Pei Qi with his paws in his mouth, his black peas-like eyes.

Pei Qi: "It's a new phone I secretly bought for you. The number inside is the remote number I registered when I was in college in Lin province, boo."

Pei Qi lowered his head and approached the hamster, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, and with a smile, he stretched out his hand.

"The money I paid is not the boss's money. Let's pull the hook and don't tell them."

The little hamster looked at Pei Qi, looked at the phone, and then looked at the crew-cut cub and mustache who were already happily playing games.

It is a character that secretly invites cats to eat barbecue. Do you think it will not want to play with everyone?

I thought about it.

It just refused to say, now that Pei Qi has prepared everything for it, it feels embarrassed again.

Because it looked down on Pei Qi before, thinking that Pei Qi was a human being, but weak, unworthy to talk to him, hum!He also said that he was not worthy of following the boss.

Little Dulu twitched.

For the first time, it experienced the feeling of embarrassment.

Pei Qi moved his hand over and tapped the little hamster's claw, indicating that the hook was successful.

for you!No no no!

Pei Qi, a kind human being, even registered WeChat for everyone, and even created a group.

In the group, Pei Qi, the boss, the flat-headed cub, mustache, and little Dulu.

Good job, the whole family is neat and tidy!

The boss hadn't used WeChat very much before, after all, Big Tiger, this pulled down the group, and Big Tiger was very active.

Changed Pei Qi's group name [Ax Company Internal Group] to [Ax Company Boss Kua Kua Group].

Pei Qi:.

After a while, it turned into [Siberian Tiger Prosperity Beauty Exchange Meeting].

Laughing to death, no one cares about him at all.

The flat-headed cubs frantically posted the Doudizhu link in the group, rubbing Happy Beans to play Doudizhu.

Mustache is changing the wallpaper and screensaver of his phone to photos of famous and expensive gemstones.

Little Dulu is changing the notes for everyone.

Boss, [Demon King].

Flat-headed cub, [Stupid Cat No. [-]].

Mustache, [Stupid Cat No. [-]].

Pei Qi remarked——

[Good friend Pei Qi].

Good morning!

Pei Qi had a very happy day today.

Pei Qi got up after a good night's sleep, and fried eggs in a small pot.

The mobile phone is still playing a TV series as the bgm background sound, while listening to frying eggs, humming a song in his mouth.

happy!

When I was in the big group before, I felt sad when I woke up every morning. It is really not a joke to say that going to work is like going to the grave.

I just opened the curtains, and there was only one feeling.

Ah, this vast world, without splendor!

The sun shines on my face but I am so miserable!

Thinking about starting endless work again today, I am not only getting a big head, but also bald.

The baldness here is not a rhetorical technique, but real baldness.

When I take a shower, my hair falls out.

The root cause of Pei Qi's resignation before was that he found out that he was starting to lose his hair, which completely frightened Pei Qi.

Hey, this body can't hold it anymore, it's starting to send such obvious signals, so don't hold on.

People have to take care of their health!

Going to work is not a life for people, and it is not a life for people to get off work.

Getting off work is not off work, you are always on call, and you have to get up and work in a word.

All kinds of inexplicable changes to inexplicable work, and inexplicable words to inexplicable bosses.

Pei Qi from before: I won't be happy anymore! !I'm a pebble that has been worn away by society!

The current Pei Qi: Hey, happiness is doubled.

All work is arranged by myself.

Going to work is going to work, and doing work step by step; going off work is just going off work. Huzi has no concept of overtime in his eyes, let alone come to him to ask about work when he is off work.

Because Huzi doesn't understand work at all, Huzi is just a Huzi who can eat and drink.

What a boss this is, my friends!

How many bosses and leaders can only eat and drink, but they think they know a lot, but they don't know anything, but they just want to guide the work.

It's obviously right, but I have to make it wrong according to his ideas; it's obviously wrong, but I feel good about myself and think I can make a move.

After a wave, I ended up doing the splits, and I will ask you to be held accountable.

Not to mention anything else, my head is getting big, can I not be bald?

Leader, you are not as good as a Siberian tiger as a leader!At least the Siberian tiger knows how to rule by doing nothing!

Pei Qi now has a fulfilling life but is not tired.

Get up every morning, scramble an egg leisurely, walk 3 minutes to go out after eating, and go to work.

Or don't eat, go to the company to grab the boss's tiger hair.

Although the boss regards the large double-door refrigerator as his big treasure, but this tiger, for some reason, likes to show weakness and coquettishness of humans.

Whenever Pei Qi, a human being, shows signs of being hungry, the boss will come over and sneer, "I don't want breakfast."

Then, Pei Qi had something to eat.

When he arrived at the company today, he bought a takeaway preserved egg porridge from the boss.

Huzi is very good at eating, you can rest assured to rub the food that Huzi eats, 850% of it is impossible to be unpalatable!

The porridge is boiled until the rice grains are blooming, the preserved eggs and lean meat are full, and the strong aroma hits the face. Put it in your mouth, and you will squint your eyes with happiness.

Ah, Huhu, it is delicious preserved egg and lean pork porridge!

When the two of them were burying their heads in eating, they saw a tiger looking up from the boss.

"coming."

What's coming? ? ?

Pei Qi didn't understand.

But he realized it wasn't normal.

Because the boss would not raise his head at all when eating on weekdays, and he would not take the initiative to start the topic and start saying something to interrupt the rhythm of eating.

Things that can make the boss interrupt his meal!There is no doubt about it!It must be a big deal!

Really, it's a big deal.

As soon as Pei Qi got up, he put down the preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and saw that the space in front of him seemed to be distorted.

Lines appeared in the void, and the space twisted and moved, as if a pair of invisible hands were tightening the space in front of Pei Qi like clothes.

Pei Qi was full of vigilance.

suddenly!

A group of black and white cubes flashed in the air, and then suddenly enlarged!

Good guy, a black and white dumpling flew over directly.

Pei Qi was caught off guard and bumped into this fluffy.

Pei Qi:!

What a big plush!

After both sides stood firm and took a closer look, Pei Qi was stunned.

Pei Qi:? ? !Clam? !WTF?

Am I living in reality?What a big panda!

After the panda stood still, his expression was also panicked. He looked at Pei Qi, then at the boss, stared at the boss for a while, and finally made sure of something, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

It was relieved, Pei Qi had been holding it in his chest!

Pei Qi looked at the panda and then at the boss, his clever little brain turned around a little, and he understood.

Oh, so it's you, panda.

It's you!

That little monster who was ruthlessly suppressed by Heaven and became a panda because of his precious blood!

You ran away from the panda base? ?

How long did Pei Qi and the boss look for it?

Pei Qi was looking for pandas all over the Internet, and now, hey, he came to the door by himself.

Where did this panda come from?

It clearly had information on the Internet before, but it disappeared. What happened?

Now why did he suddenly come to the door? This panda has an IQ at first glance. It is much smarter than the old Popsicle, the dog hook monster of the big blogger Mr. Qiao.

A wise monster suddenly came to the demon king and went directly to the door, why?

Could it be that the world is really going to mutate! !

Pei Qi looked at the boss!

He was quite nervous, looking at the boss, waiting for the boss to speak.

Boss, say something, boss!It's time for the demon king to express his attitude!Take out the strength and coercion of the demon king and ask this panda directly, what is it doing? Hurry up!

What about the boss?

With a subtle expression on his face, the boss began to dream.

Reaching out to pull the clothes on Pei Qi's shoulders, he tugged: "Pei Qi, you said that the brand will invite cats to advertise, and they should be willing to pay for pandas to advertise!"

"Then we can make more money!"

Pei Qi: ...Very well, these days are getting more and more judgmental.

No matter what time you want to make money!Do you love me or money? !

Pei Qi: "Be sober!"

Pei Qi, the de facto head of the family.

Very responsible and responsible, stepped forward and faced the panda: "Where are you from?"

The panda looked at the boss with a confused expression.

Looking at Pei Qi again, some sense of realization appeared in his confused expression.

It gets it.

So it saluted with a chirp, and said to the boss, "See the demon king!"

Then there is another wonderful and embarrassing scene.

This panda, it said to Pei Qi, "Join Madam!"

Before Pei Qi and the boss had time to react, the flat-headed cub beside him laughed out loud.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Pei Qi: ...?

How does it feel to ask Pei Qi?

Embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing, wow, goose bumps all over the ground!

What kind of middle school drama is this? !Why did you salute suddenly? Is this a polite panda? !

But the boss is obviously adapting well, after all, he himself is a second child.

Not only is it a good fit, but it's also a lot of fun!

The boss coughed lightly, with joy and a little pride on his face, but he suppressed his expression and put on a serious and steady look.

Papa Papa pulled his hair on his shawl, and said to the panda: "Get up."

The panda got up.

Pei Qi was by the side, looking at this serious and ceremonial demon king who saw the demon, he felt like refuting the title "madame".

Forget it, what an outrageous plot.

After all, compared with the Demon King, what kind of shameful title is Mrs. Second Secondary School?

not count!Not at all!

Xiaodulu, a baby hamster, is a first-class expert in hugging thighs.

The perception of monsters is very good. Facing pandas, they can't feel their blood, but they know that they are very expensive.

The hamster also went to the tea room to make instant orange juice for the panda.

The panda was sitting on the sofa with big fat buttocks, sitting very upright, holding an orange juice cup, the eyes inside the dark circles were wide open, looking very excited.

"Your Highness, Your Majesty..."

His mouth is not very bright, and he can't speak well.

But the news brought by others is very important!

what news?

When Pei Qi first listened to it, his expression was "hahahaha the panda is so cute and I want to rua!" After listening to it, it turned into "What the hell are you saying again?!"

In the case of pandas, it is called a large amount of information.

From the Panda Base to the National Land and Special Intelligence Bureau, and from the Land and Special Intelligence Bureau to the fact that it spent a lot of money in the Land and Special Intelligence Bureau until it broke the budget and exceeded the budget.

Boss: "That place is in the capital? You worked hard all the way here."

Panda: "No hard work! As long as I can pass on the news to you, I will eat less food... No, no, it doesn't matter if I work harder!"

Pei Qi: ...?

Pei Qi: "...! Be normal! Has no one figured out the current situation? Now you are the one who exposed it to the national team!"

Boss: "Yes!!"

And the panda also spread the news about the boss, the demon king.

Colander, well deserved.

Pei Qi was so shocked that his jaw could plow the ground, his mouth was so big that he could sayhi his tonsils.

result!This panda is still looking for compensation.

Panda: "After that, I realized something was wrong, so I ran away quickly!"

run!Run a big dick, you're only running now, you've beeped out the demon king, what the hell are you blabbering about!

The Kunlun Mountains, the awakening of the bloodline, you have finished talking about the little monsters and big monsters!What else did you say?

Pei Qi and the boss stared at the panda. The panda swallowed its orange juice and sat down on the back of the sofa, while the black and white dumpling flinched.

The panda stubbornly defended: "I did, and I didn't just say it directly. The main reason is that the food is better, and we are all friends."

"The little brothers and sisters who came to talk to me are so gentle and like me, so I just couldn't hold back."

That's a cliché!Are those gentle little brothers and sisters?That is the negotiator of the national team!

The national team has become a negotiator, and it can be seen that they are very hardworking!

Dapeng spread its wings cautiously on the edge of touching the new world.

Therefore, the national team's precautions are still very strict. Logically, the panda cannot get out.

Can't stand this panda can flash.

Spiritual body!

Aren't all the little monsters originally spirit bodies, who were ruthlessly suppressed by the heavens and turned into cute creatures!

When the panda was about to leave, it held an apple in one hand, and disappeared without a hitch.

Monitoring over there:!

So that's the situation at the moment.The Panda of Homeland Security disappeared.

Good guy, isn't it all kinds of secret investigations that Pei Qi finds scary even thinking about it.

Our country's Skynet system is called a bullpup.

As long as the panda's spirit body reveals such a little bit of entity while running, well, next, Pei Qi will also report to the National Land and Special Intelligence Bureau.

Pei Qi: ...Fuck, I'm just an ordinary worker!

I just want to make money!Why is this day getting more and more complicated? !

On the boss side, the heart is still big, and he is still watching the pandas there.

How strong is he? At the first glance, he found out the details of the panda, and he also knew the progress of the panda's cultivation.

What is the progress of this panda's cultivation? Hey, it's calm.

The one with the flat head is flat.

Because it is a panda, or a wild panda, it was reported by the official media of various countries, Taiwan and China, and its popularity is overwhelming!

Although the materials were processed later, the love is still there, and the practice has doubled.

Now it is impossible to change people, but it is not a problem to speak human words and transform into a spirit body.

Pei Qi was still pressing his temple fiercely.

But now that I have met the panda, I must solve one of my doubts.

Panda, what bloodline are you?

What is the bloodline of the national treasure panda that is precious enough to be suppressed by heaven?

The other monsters are cats, cats, dogs, rabbits, rats, mice, sheep, sheep, etc. You can be crushed into a national treasure panda, so what is the original bloodline level?

Better than the gluttonous blood of the flat-headed cub?

Or is it stronger than the western dragon blood with mustache?

When Pei Qi asked, the panda was also very happy, and said to Pei Qi, "I am the Son of Heaven! A symbol of auspiciousness! An auspicious beast with a high status! Do you know what I am?"

Pei Qi asked: "Is it a unicorn? Is it a dragon? Or... what can be called the Son of Heaven?"

The title of Son of Heaven is too big!

You must know that the dozens of little monsters who have escaped in the Kunlun Mountains are all suppressed into small animals by the indifference of heaven.

Your name as Son of the Dao of Heaven is somewhat too resounding, and you have an iron relationship with the boss!

Panda denied all of Pei Qi's conjectures.

It proudly said: "It's Bai Ze."

"Bai Ze knows everything and knows everything about the world. Only Bai Ze deserves to be called the Son of Heaven."

Boss, this tiger is only allowed to pretend to beep himself, and it is the worst thing for anyone to pretend to beep in front of him.

Humming and chirping interrupted: "Bai Ze, didn't he become a panda ruthlessly crushed by the Dao of Heaven?"

The panda jumped up all of a sudden.

"That's a panda too!! National treasure!"

Oh most honorable!What's wrong?

Well, I just like being a national treasure!

Pei Qi was speechless to the colander-like panda.

In this situation, Pei Qi must stand by the boss!

He spread his hands, cheered for the boss, and said, "Is it very powerful? I don't think it is as powerful as the Siberian tiger."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the boss: "The Siberian tiger is the demon king! He relies on his own strength! Unlike you, he has a relationship with Tian Daola and is a son. We are tigers, tigers, and tigers, and we are the demon king ourselves! "

When the boss heard it, he smiled naively: "Hey!"

He's so happy~ This is Pei Qi's certification of his strength!

Pei Qi frowned when he heard the boss's laughter.

don't want!Laugh like that!

Beauty boss, can you smile like that by slightly raising the corners of your lips? !

Smiling like a tanmei writer, boss? !

It's a pity that Pei Qi didn't pay attention. When the panda said, "I am the son of heaven, the symbol of auspiciousness, and the respected auspicious beast Bai Ze"——

The boss glanced at Pei Qi with a complicated expression.

The author has something to say: The third update is over.

Report to the small bosses, because it was on the clip on Wednesday (an author of Quan Jinjiang can't wait to live on the peerless list on it every day), so I won't change it today. (More words will lower the ranking)

Wednesday’s update has been moved to eleven o’clock in the evening, and it has been fixed in the manuscript box, and it is also updated three times in a row~

The next book is pre-acquired "The King of Beeps Never Falls", and you can bookmark it by clicking the column~ I love you, little boss!