Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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After several days of shooting, enough materials have been collected, and Pei Qi's new video about parkour kittens is already in production!

When Pei Qi edited videos before, he was alone, editing, subtitles and rendering.

More or less a bit of a liver.

But now it is different, he is not the only one working in the company!

Little Dulu, a little hamster mixed with bat blood, a technician in the Internet profession, does not dare to say that he is specialized in everything related to computers, but can only be said to know everything.

What?rendering?Come, I will.

subtitle?I come.

Your editing is too slow?I'm here to make a plug-in acceleration for you.

At the beginning, Pei Qi was "Look at the hamster being made into a hamster cake by the boss", but now it is "Don't touch my big brother. My big brother will help me with the design, help me cut the video, help me make it, and help me connect with customers!"

What hamster?What little beep?

Be respectful!This is our duo technician, call a dugong!

With technology in hand, eating is delicious!

At first, Pei Qi also thought that the hamster was going to make a debut, and that he would reap his love and transform into a refined form.

After all, they all came to join the boss, Pei Qi thought it was the same way.

But I didn't expect it, it's true that Xiao Dulu came to hang out with the boss, but he came to manage the debut cat, and he didn't plan to make a debut at all.

Regarding when the hamster will debut, Pei Qi has made several plans before, and he has already prepared them all, but the crux of the problem is that during the debut process, two parties disagree.

One side is the boss.

He felt that he was tired of taking care of the cat clan, so let him go!

He is the demon king, but he is also a salted fish.Two cats already cost him a lot of money!Why should he shoulder the heavy responsibility of becoming a hamster?

The boss was paralyzed there, his eyes were blank, and the beauty stood upright: let's do this first, let's do this first, let's talk about what happens later... let's talk about it later!

Confucianism and procrastination, a dual-disciplinary professional practitioner, Ji Qingye.

Although AKA is the demon king, I don't know where the name came from. How to become the demon king obviously doesn't work for a day, Mr. demon king.

What the other party disagreed with was the hamster itself.

Our beep technicians.

It is unwilling!

what?debut?Become the little treasure in the hearts of many sand sculpture netizens by relying on love to become a refined form?

Little Dulu: It sounds really good, but I am sorry that the mouse will not go, and the mouse refuses.

why?

Because little toots it!There is a better way.

Ever since the hamster took the path of cultivation based on resentment by accident, it has been completely reborn!Shocked!Enlightened!

obsessed!Very obsessed!

This promotion speed is simply miraculous.Relying on the grievances of the young man in the supermarket before, the hamster opened his mouth to speak.

Hamster: I just want to rely on resentment and annoying people all the way to the road of cultivation!

Who said that annoying people is not a skill?

Now Little Dulu is being violently suppressed by Pei Qi and the boss, and he is not allowed to disturb a single human being alone, and it is not allowed to pluck up human resentment wool by causing trouble to human beings.

But, hey, do you think there is no other way for Little Dulu? !

impossible!

It's a genius hamster.

As the saying goes, there are policies above and countermeasures below.

It is such a genius hamster who can figure out a way to cultivate by resentment when he used to act on instinct without organization, discipline, and IQ!

Don't let you knead instant noodles, do you think it has no way to suppress grievances?

joke!

When I was in the supermarket before, it didn't have internet.

It is a master of computer and Internet technology mixed with bat blood, okay?

If you don't knead instant noodles anymore, how can you reap your grievances?

Hey, by the way, let's be a barber.

It can not only eliminate harm for the people, but also help practice.

The hamster talks and has style.

Online laning, rare defeat.

[This kind of woman also has her own problems, and she is usually indiscreet. 】

Little Dulu: [Are you careful?You pick up some junk!Or take a leave of absence to pick up your brain, lost it when you were one and a half years old? ? 】

[One slap can't be slapped, and both parties have problems. 】

Little Dulu: [No, no, no, no one will say that a slap can't make a sound, I'll slap you in the face a lot!I can make your face into a perpetual motion machine!Let your face be recorded in the annals of history from now on, not only as a perpetual motion machine, but also as a city wall for the Warring States Period! 】

[Can't you be a little kind?The child wants to eat your food, what's wrong with giving the child a bite?He is naughty and a little kid. 】

Little Dulu: [The fist is bigger than my whole body, is it still a child? ! !If you squat down, you can play ten floor fans! 】

Hey, that last sentence is true.

The child is sixteen or seventeen years old, and he looks like Zhang Fei.

That fist is not only bigger than Little Dulu's body, two or three Little Dulu are enough.

Make a gangster that is in line with the gangster, and poke the lung tube of the gangster.

Acting like this, you can harvest resentment, tsk tsk!Unlimited!

It's much better than running up and down in the supermarket to pinch instant noodles and reap the grievances of that young man alone!

And the quality is pretty good too!

Hamsters are crazy.

Victory.

[No, no, I don’t even need to worship Bodhisattvas, there are so many Bodhisattvas in this comment area!I have to stay away from you, don't burn me with your golden body shining like a Bodhisattva. 】

[I am more kind than what you said. I usually kowtow on my head when I meet a bear. 】

【It’s not environmentally friendly for the Chinese to eat pork, good guy, you criticize with the Internet, what’s the matter?Have you eaten your weakness?Are you pig essence?Wow everyone, come to see Pig Essence online! 】

Lever, a legend.

Over time, even the account with the hamster has become famous in the Jianghu.

Sand sculpture netizens come to learn fancy swearing.

Hamster is very proud.Wow, humans, be so angry, hehe!Your grievances are the harbor where I grew up hahahaha!

Sooner or later, I will rule mankind and enslave you to become the king of the world. !

In addition to being a barista, Xiao Dulu is also surfing normally.

You can't practice hard every day, all the time, you have to set aside some time to relax.

[Hahaha the golden silk bear is so cute! 】

[Can't this drama be updated more? The cunning human being wants me to buy advanced on-demand! 】

【Alas!Siberian tigers are so ugly!Fat and obese, ugly! ! 】

In fact, the Siberian tiger is not ugly.

But there is no way, who made little Dulu have a psychological shadow on the Siberian tiger.

Now working under the Siberian Tiger without pay, behind the scenes is to secretly speak ill of the leader of the Siberian Tiger!

This is a normalized operation of social animals in a human society.Little Dulu said, I can do it too!

The point is, to speak ill is to speak ill.

But by coincidence, the boss is also an expert at surfing the Internet.

As a surfer, what do you think the boss is doing every day?

Study human behavior to prepare for your monster race?Observe the living conditions of the other little monsters in Kunlun Mountains?

Continue to search for the trail of the mysterious panda?

No, neither.

He usually goes to live broadcasts of various zoos to watch tigers.Or go to various picture sites to see tigers.

It's not the "whoosh tiger is cute" kind of thinking.

Instead, the idea of ​​"hahahaha is not as good-looking as I am" is looking at the tiger.

He is really idle. The "Animal World" that has been serialized for more than 20 years is not enough for the boss to read.

I also watch Siberian tigers on the Internet.It can be said that a single Siberian tiger is not good-looking, right? After all, the Siberian tiger is the best to see here.

but!It cannot be said that the entire Siberian tiger group is not good-looking!

After all, this is a fact, it is a fact, Siberian tigers are more beautiful than other tigers!

The boss also quarrels with others.

In order to find out which breed of tiger looks better, I played against netizens online.

recurring!Not once or twice!

Every time, the sand sculpture netizens watching couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Friends, this is not a sand sculpture, it is a silly criticism, right? ?

Don't all fucking tigers look like that? !Why is this!

But the boss is not tired of it.

He told Pei Qi that he was protecting the pride of the cat clan, which is a very sacred thing!

Pei Qi always: ...

Then he stuffed him with a small biscuit, trying to divert his attention.

There is no distinction between you and me in laning. If you face the boss in laning, something terrible will happen.

The boss's mouth is also very exciting.

Although you haven't played against the boss yet, but look, no, the boss has gone online with Xiaodulu.

Why such a coincidence.

Because there are really not many boring humans who deliberately insult and praise the Siberian tiger on the Internet!

Only the Siberian tiger Benhu and the boring hamster are left!

So when Pei Qi finished his work and took off his earphones to get out of work, he saw that the tiger and hamster in the conference room were no longer arguing.

It's already called.

The boss turned into a tiger, sitting there gracefully, his thick claws pressing on the ground, looking carefully, and pressing the hamster's tail.

Boss, the accuracy is good.

Can you hold down the hamster's short and small tail, which is only five millimeters to ten millimeters long?

Wow, as expected of the Demon King!

Pei Qi took a deep breath and hurried over.

When they get close, looking at the postures of the two of them, I always feel familiar.

It looks very visual!Where did you see this?

Oh yes, Tom and Jerry.

Good guy, sure enough, "Tom and Jerry" is a documentary.

He asked, "What's the matter?"

In my lifetime, I can see tigers and hamsters fighting. Life is really not in vain!

Pei Qi: It's worth it.

It's been a long time since I haven't seen a big furry tiger. Pei Qi tried not to stare at other tigers, but looked down at the hamster.

After asking clearly, I found out, hell, what's the matter, arguing about the beauty of the Siberian tiger online, and then going offline to be beaten by the Siberian tiger.

Pei Qi quickly rescued Little Dulu, let the hamster go, and smiled at the tiger in the conference room.

Feeling a little helpless: "You are the demon king of the demon clan, not just the cat clan."

He had wanted to talk about this for a long time.

Pei Qi knew that the boss was partial.

It's not so much partiality, it's better to say it's a salty fish. The plot of the demon king leading a monster to end the world is absolutely impossible for the boss.

Because the happiness of the boss is not hegemony.

This tiger prefers the fireworks in the world and the vastness of the stars.He may not have so much ambition, and he is not a hero who has made great achievements.

He doesn't look like a demon king at all.

He is just Ji Qingye.

Pei Qi was also a little curious, how did such a boss become a demon king?

Wang, this is the king, is it because he is good at fighting?So strong? !

The boss is a big tiger with no sense of responsibility. Being able to take care of two cats is something to be proud of!

How can there be that kind of feeling between monsters, let's help each other, good guy, you were once on my recipe? Brother, why do we love each other?

Wolf in love with sheep?

Pei Qi didn't understand at first, but the demon king is equivalent to the emperor of human beings.

Look at those emperors in human history, not all of them are domineering!

Why does Huhu have to be the pride of a generation?At least our boss can fight, the top1 big monster is very strong, okay?

The boss is indeed not a good king. If you compare it with human emperors, don't mention Tang Zong, Song Zu, Han Wudi, he is at best a conservative king.

After all, he is not lustful or stupid, even if he eats a lot, that is also reasonable!

This kind of emperor is also said to be a virtuous master who governs by doing nothing.

Thinking about it this way, Pei Qi was a little confused about his position.

Clam?Then what am I?The prime minister should not be counted as a national teacher, but just working for the boss... eunuch?

With this status, at least he is a chief eunuch!

The author has something to say: Pei Qi: His status has been elevated.

Shiro and his concubine Su (bushi

Three shifts.

Normal update at six o'clock in the evening~

Thanks to the little bosses for their investment in landmines and nutrient solution, boots and boots!

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