Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Flathead pups don't have abs.No biceps.There is no height of [-] meters.

He doesn't have the appearance of a big brother, and he is not a big brother at all.

Not even straight hair! !

He was just a little curly-haired boy of three or four years old.

Flat-headed cub: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

crying loudly.

How fat four!how so?

It's not what he thought it was at all.

He wants to be a big brother, a big brother not a fat boy!

What does it look like?He is so fat and tender that he is about to burp, and the flat-headed cub feels his tough guy's heart breaks all over the floor after thinking about it for a while! !

It's outrageous.

The flat-headed cub couldn't figure it out: "Why is it a curly hair? Why is it a curly hair? I don't like curly hair at all!"

Not majestic at all!

The boss snorted and revealed the fault on the spot.

"To tell you the truth, how you transform into a shape depends to a large extent on your deepest thoughts."

For example, the deepest thought of the boss, when he was a Siberian tiger, was "I am the most beautiful woman in the world!!!"

This confidence comes from his rounder and more handsome cheeks than other Siberian tigers.

Later, it really did.

The beauty of the prosperous age, my friends, the boss is the beauty of the prosperous age.

You know, you can understand how confident the boss is.

Boss: Pull.

So, flathead, you little kitty.

You have a very hard mouth. Humans don't like Pei Qi with one mouthful of idiots. That's how you are!

result!

Actually transformed into a little curly hair like Pei Qi? !

You, what are the deepest thoughts in your heart? ?

——You little kitty with an upright mouth!

Pei Qi laughed when he understood.

Compared with the mustache, the flat-headed kitten is less active and less obsessed with humans.

The flat-headed cub is more like a pure kitten, very independent and arrogant.

Unlike the mustache, there are "Dad! Brother! Fanfan!", "I love you, I love you", "Show me the Teletubbies, I like you so much".

When the flat-headed cub talked, he said the things a cat would say.

So this fact that fell from the sky was a surprise to Pei Qi.

He pouted the small human cub face of the flat-headed cub, staring at the little curly hair of the kid: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo real?!"

After bringing Pei Qi into a whining personality, I knew that Pei Qi was really moved!

As for the flat-headed cub, he refused to admit it.

With the appearance of a human cub, being pinched on the cheek, he also screamed: "I don't have me, I don't have me!! I don't like Pei Qi, he is a stupid human!"

Mustache huddled in a small ball on the sofa, laughing out loud.

Whisper rumbling.

The boss was eating ice cream there, watching the adults and the cubs fight, feeling satisfied like a demon king.

On a whim, he said, "I've become a human being, so I'll give you a proper name, only one with a name and a surname."

"Why don't you follow my surname, flat-headed boy, and take the first character. Just call it Ji Ping?"

The flat-headed cub groaned twice, turned his head away, and let out a snort.

Tsundere said, I don't want to take your last name!

You are just a big monster who feeds me, not my parents.

Only Pei Qi is used to pampering the flat-headed cub, and the boss is not used to him: "If you don't want it, bring it!"

The flat-headed cub's tsundere kitten set up Ma Collapse.

The kid jumped up and down: "I want it!!"

The boss was satisfied: "That's right. Flat-headed boy, as for you, your name is Ji Ping."

After speaking, he looked at the black and white milk cat with mustache curled into a small ball on the sofa.

By the way, I will help to take the human name of the mustache: "As for the mustache, you are called Ji..."

The boss was shocked.

"Ji...Ji...don't come when the opportunity is too late. It's good for you to follow Pei Qi's surname."

The boss is such a big tiger, so he was flustered at this moment.

Give up the treatment directly: "The surname is Pei. Pei sounds nice. The surname Ji is no longer suitable for modern life."

Pei Qi held back his laughter, his ears turned red.

He thought he couldn't really laugh out loud.

Otherwise, the boss would jump high in embarrassment, so he gritted his teeth and didn't laugh out loud.

For the name of the flat-headed cub, when choosing a name, you can directly take the first word and call it "Ji Ping".

But facing the character mustache, also surnamed Ji, give the child the first character combined to call the name...

That is somewhat cruel to children.

Pei Qi suppressed a smile, and took over the conversation: "It's not very nice to be called Pei Ba."

Regarding the name of the second child, Pei Qi argued with the big monster for a while, but there was no result.

Simply shelve it first.

After all, the second child has not yet been born, so the first child must be taken care of first.

Just wait and see, the flat-headed cub is already going out to play.

After all, the boss is the demon king, it is still possible when it is reliable, very foresighted.

Although it can't solve the various certificate problems of adults, since the transition from childhood to adulthood is the first thing, it's still okay to buy a bunch of children's clothes for preparation!

So the boss turned out the pile of clothes, well, crumpled.

Pei Qi picked out a one-piece dinosaur dress that wasn't too wrinkled, and asked the flat-headed cub to untie the clothes.

That's right, Pei Qi only found out about the monster's clothes after asking the hamster.

From animals to people, there is really no clothes.

But he can change into a human being, and the cultivation in his body can support a little bit of magic, and it is the last decent thing to transform into a dress.

It's like little Dulu, who didn't run around naked, and at the last moment when he was forcibly injected with cultivation base by the boss, he made himself a dress at the last moment.

Another example is the flat-headed cub, what happened to turning into a child?Pups know how to wear clothes too!

Only the boss.

I don't want to change clothes, only wear real clothes, but I like to buy clothes.

Not only did she only wear real clothes, but she also lied to Pei Qi to meet him sincerely.

Boss, as expected of you.

Pei Qi put the flat-headed cub on one-piece dinosaur clothes. The flat-headed cub was fat and cute, with curly hair and a pouting expression on his face.

But there is a cute contrast.

Pei Qi hugged him in his arms, going mad, the flat-headed cub silently put his arms around Pei Qi's neck.

Pei Qi smiled: "Let's go! I'll take you out to play!"

Boss: "...Huh?"

The boss put down the soy milk and mochi layera he was eating, and his face was stunned.

"Why? You're skipping work!"

It's okay to skip work, but you skip work and don't take me? !I'm your boss.

The boss is not keen on other things, but is still very keen on going out to play and eat.

He wants to go too!

Who can say no to the boss?Whether it's his beauty or his strength, this man is really hard to refuse!

Just rush and you're done!

Pei Qi took the child out to play.

After going out, he himself couldn't tell which child he brought out to play.

Because it looks like a child, with a proud face, hugging your neck, but twisting his face.

Staring outside curiously, his face is expressionless and stable.

The one who looks like an adult beauty, with an excited face, eats this, touches that, scans the QR code to buy this, making a fuss like a child on a spring outing.

The consequence of taking two children out to play is that you have to buy double for everything you buy.

Also, does the boss seem like a nice guy?

Are you kidding me, I'm so jealous, okay?

"I don't want the same ice cream as him."

I'm coming.

There were two cones in Pei Qi's hand, one was given to the flat-headed boy, and the flat-headed boy quickly took it with a soft yes.

You can eat ice cream openly! !

Another cone, I want to give it to the boss, but the boss doesn't want it.

Don't be awkward, I don't think it's good to eat the same food, Huzi said, he just wants special treatment.

Hurry up and give me some partiality!quick!

...Actually, it is also because there is not enough to eat.

Pei Qi was so angry that he took the cone and started eating by himself, then went to the clerk for more money.

The mobile phone was placed in front of the clerk, Pei Qi had the child in one hand and the cone in the other, and behind him he was very aggressive, Pei Qi said, come, scan my code.

Spend my money!

The clerk was stunned: "...three cones into one?"

The clerk looked down at the child: "It's not good for you to spoil the child so much, it's not good for the child's stomach..."

Pei Qi turned around and pointed at the boss: "This kid eats."

Clerk: "...ah good."

"Really three copies? Type them together? It's easy to collapse!"

After being confirmed repeatedly, I felt the feeling of being trusted and the heavy burden on my shoulders: "Don't worry! My skills are very good. I will work hard and promise not to let go!"

In fact, it doesn't matter if it collapses.

Pei Qi licked the cone expressionlessly.

If he sprinkled it, he would be able to enjoy the ice cream from the beauty's mouth with his own eyes.

Ji Qingye, come, show me.

To be honest, the clerk's technique was really good, but Pei Qi's idea fell through.

It didn't scatter or collapse at all!

So Pei Qi licked the cone and carried the child.The children also ate the cones.

The boss next to him gnaws on an Olympic torch.

The clerk chatted with them when they were checking out, and looked at Pei Qi and Pingtouzi: "It's my younger brother, with the same curly hair."

A family of three with harmonious smiles.

After leaving the door, the boss asked maliciously, "Why isn't it a son, it looks like the child you gave birth to."

He pointed to the little curly hair of Pei Qi and Pingtou.

Pei Qi smiled indifferently: "What kind of birth? With whom? With you? You give birth to me."

Very good, Pei Qi.

You social animal is starting to hate the boss.you can!

The boss babbled and ate the ice cream: "If I give birth to you, you won't be a child, but a tiger cub."

... oh well.

Hey, my heart beats friends.

It might not be everyone's favorite parent, but who wouldn't want a baby tiger? ?

Little tiger with milk fufu and glutinous chirping!

Pei Qi doesn't care about 21: "I will raise it! As long as you give birth to me, I will raise it!"

The boss took a vicious mouthful of the cone shell.

With a cold snort, he dispelled all of Pei Qi's fantasies: "Go ahead and daydream, do you want to raise other tigers besides me? It's a good idea!"

Pei Qi shut up silently.

After all, the boss is good-looking, he is the most beautiful Siberian tiger.

Although it's not a milk tiger, but it should be enough 噫 噫 噫 噫!

Then I went shopping in the mall, and the flat-headed cubs played openly.

Shake the horse bobo ball, touch the activity doll big rabbit, and be hugged by the big rabbit Ohhuhu, making giggles.

The flat-headed cub wasn't thinking about anything.

I just thought, ah, so this is the life of human beings.

Warm, gentle and lovely.

Having said that, they have all become human beings, so they must have physiological needs.

Pei Qi held the flat-headed cub's hand and led the kid to the bathroom.

I just entered the door, took off my pants, and haven't started yet.

A burst of white light suddenly bloomed, hey, surprise!

Your Ji Ping suddenly turns back into a kitten.

One person and one cat, looking at each other.

The men's and women's toilets are close to each other, and there are many girls waiting in line outside.

The center of the topic at this time was Pei Qi and the others.

"The father and child who just walked in are really handsome. I thought they were celebrities at first glance."

"And it's the father leading the child! A little boy has to be led by the father. This is the father! Is it reasonable to let go of it?"

"That's right, the parents took the child out together, but the father let go and let the little boy follow his mother to the women's bathroom? It's outrageous."

"That's the way it has to be!"

"Yes yes yes!"

Pei Qi held the kitten: ...

No matter how you think about it, sisters and sisters, don’t worry, it’s impossible for flat-headed cubs to go to the women’s bathroom with their “mother” in their entire lives.

I swear.

When the discussion outside was in full swing, Dad Pei Qi came out.

The little curly hair drooped and his head was bowed.

Holding a backpack tightly in his hand.

There is an older sister who is very enthusiastic and familiar with her, so she goes up to talk to her.

"Hey, dad, where's your child?"

Yeah, where's your kid?

Pei Qi hugged the backpack and shivered with the cat hidden in the backpack and huddled in his arms.

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