Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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As for the extent to which the chicken moved... I have no way of determining this for the time being.

But look at the angry look of the boss, ahem.Condolences.

Pei Qi was silent for a long time.

Besides, look at what this person said on the title of the post, it's just too much to talk about!

Sentence by sentence.

[A certain pet blogger must have a degree in marketing, right? 】

Pei Qi: No!Where is it marketed?

Do you think that the boss has a lot of money, and the boss is a very generous boss?Will you still send money to buy marketing accounts for marketing?

What was said later was even more annoying.

Well, it’s true that cats are ugly. You can’t get this kind of ugly cats to be cute. If you don’t like them, forget it.

Telling us to buy a cat, we have to buy a puppet Maine Coon Garfield. Is the pastoral cat just disgusting?

Pei Qi: Bah!

Everyone is a kitten, and there is no distinction among kittens who is more noble than who. You, a human, have to step in and scold the garden cat?

how?You are noble?Let go of your figure, dear, you can't even be an elder brother.

The boss is really stingy, so angry that he didn't really ask for marketing like in the post.

What is your plan first?

Ask Pei Qi to go into battle with him and fight against the underworld in person.

Pei Qi: Wow.

So what is this?Brothers who fight tigers go into battle as father and son soldiers?

Do what the boss says.

So Pei Qi went.

In fact, it can be clearly seen from the post that it is the end of the studio.

There are many rhythmic speeches, even if passers-by have already explained and refuted them, but they have the ability to change the topic and divert the focus.

Speeches of all kinds.

So Pei Qi and the boss went to reply to those bullies.

The tone of the reply of the two of them is also very personal.

Pei Qi has reason and evidence, but the boss is messing around.

[If it weren't for the marketing boom, how could it be possible to market Ugly Cat into a well-known Internet celebrity in two months? 】

Pei Qi: [Hello, is there any evidence for marketing?I have searched more than a dozen times, but I have not seen a marketing account.At present, the accounts of Xiaogoumao and Xiaozhumi only have more than 1 fans on the video site, and they will soon exceed [-].There are only eight or nine thousand fans on Weibo, not even ten thousand.Is this worth your envy?Luckily, you didn't see the Ziwei star that increased by several million that day, otherwise you would be so jealous that you would cry, right? 】

[Buy marketing.Definitely the end of the capital, otherwise, if it weren't for the wealth code, who is here to coax you to play? 】

Boss: [Did you say so?You nonsense!You are wrong!You should really listen to me and reshape your head! 】

Pei Qi: A swordsman who is polite and straightforward.

Boss: The piu beautiful beauty who is bluffing and bouncing around the swordsman.

Their power is limited after all.

Just one person and one tiger, even if the jio claws after the boss turned into a tiger are counted, that's not enough.

And the studio over there, obviously stepped up their horsepower again.

A lot of sailors were sent.Pei Qi and the boss can't beat it.

After all, Pei Qi came from a large group. He is familiar with all kinds of processes and has seen all kinds of world situations.

Looking at it this way, the situation is very clear.

Attack you first, blow you to pieces, for what?

Of course it’s not that I have any grudge against you, I’ve never met you, it’s just because you blocked my way forward.

All that stand in the way are roadblocks.

First try to belittle you, destroy your popularity and fans, and then come out to promote myself and harvest your fans.

The typical stepping on a handful has become a routine.

The next thing is also obvious. It won't be long before the whole network will exert its power; it won't be long before Pei Qi's studio, his own account will be pushed out.

The top priority is to stop this wave of shock, so as not to be grafted into a black history, and have a clean and bright future.

When I told the boss these truths, the boss was so angry: "Say I'm marketing, okay, it's not that I don't have money, I just can't bear it!"

Very well, boss, you have finally admitted frankly that you are cheap.

Boss: "Now I'm willing to give up! Pei Qi, take my money and go to marketing! We'll also invite sailors! What's that word called, anti-criminal!"

Pei Qi took the money, he really knew the relevant practitioners, but he was sitting there, hesitant to do it.

Don't think too much, he is not some holy father Xiao Bailian.

What "Although you guys bullied me, I won't take revenge back. I just cry and condemn you and make you feel guilty. I think this is your punishment. As long as you bow your head slightly, I can happily forgive you"!

He is not that character.

This bullying came to his face, and he insisted on beheading people to pave the way for himself.

so what?To hell if you don't fight back.

What Pei Qi hesitated was that his counterattack would easily fall directly into the enemy's trap.

Think about it, invite sailors here, and sailors there, wouldn't it be more noisy and fierce?

What the enemy wants is heat, just as they want!

They can still push their own accounts in the future.

Even if Pei Qi earned his innocence and the enemy's conspiracy was revealed, why couldn't he push newcomers?Black and red are also red!

Having traffic is a good thing, and there is no need for traffic?That's a fool.

If this is the case, isn't it just spending the boss's money to make the enemy famous.

This is an enemy!

If the boss knows about this, the boss will be furious.

Is there any way to solve the problem from the source?

Hey, really.

Engage in a wave of technical tracking and target, solve the problem from the source, so that the enemy can't post directly, and can't have anything to do with yourself from the root cause.

And teach the other party some lessons, and leave a great reputation in the industry from now on. Whoever wants to target them in the future has to weigh it first.

But Pei Qi didn't know much about these things.

...but someone will!

It's too late to say it!The savior has long been waiting quietly!

At this moment, there was a slight knock on the door.

Pei Qi wondered who it was, opened the door and saw no one was there.

Strange, there is a knock on the door but no one? ?

As a result, a voice came from the ground: "Low your head! Lower your head! Human! Lower your head and look up at me!"

I lowered my head, oh, my eyes are familiar.

It's you!

That perverted hamster who kneads instant noodles!

Mr. Hamster crossed his hips.Pei Qi had to look carefully to see clearly that the hamster was with its hips akimbo.

Eh!Whoa!Just such a little hamster dumpling who is smaller than Nuomi Ci, with his hips on his hips: "I want to see your master."

Pei Qi: ...?Alas?

What kind of abusive name.

Too much.I have no master, but I am the master of the country.

Look at our layout! !

What are you playing here?Master this master that?

Pei Qi knew its character, it was an enhanced version of the irritable flat-headed cub.

I also know that I don’t even have to say a few words about it myself, so what are you doing with that effort?As long as you let the hamster in, the boss can make hamster cakes for it.

So Pei Qi: "Come in, come in quickly."

The hamster came in.

Hamsters don't come for nothing.

Doesn't it want to worship the mountain?

Human beings must have a certificate of honor when they worship the mountain, and this is even more true for the monster race whose status is judged by strength.

You have to have a skill, and it has to be something the boss can use.

The hamster really has a skill, but it's not sure if the boss can use it.

As a result, while surfing the Internet today—yes, you read that right, why hamsters can’t surf the Internet—I saw the news that the boss’s company was hacked by the studio.

The hamster may not know much about human society, what is black and what is anti-black, it doesn't quite understand.

But what it knows is that it can be sure that its own skills will definitely be useful to the boss.

So here it comes.

Standing straight on the glass of Coke on the table in front of the boss.

"Master Demon King, I have mixed some bat blood. Although the blood has not yet awakened, the bat's ability is still there. I know some Internet hacking techniques and want to work for you."

? ? !

Pei Qidu Nima was dumbfounded: where the hell is this? ?

Bat, ok understand.

Internet hacking technology, ok understand.

Know some Internet hacking techniques because of the blood of bats? ? !

Is it because my ears are not working well, or your little brain is messed up, it doesn't fit at all.

The boss still had the same expression on his face: "Then your blood is quite compatible."

What kind of hr speech is this "then you are quite professional"? !

Can you explain, where does it all go, bat, internet? ?

Hamster actively added: "You can also do front desk, technology, sales, business, and odd jobs."

Hey, as long as you help me transform into a spirit, I can do anything!

It's okay if you don't help me!As long as I can stay, one day I can hug my thigh!

The boss was moved.

Can you not be moved?Look at the composition of the family!

Flat-headed cubs and mustaches, money-swallowing machines of the same family.Although I can make money now, it is still far from the point where I can recover my capital!

Pei Qi, a good man, has a strong ability to work quickly, and has supported the development of the entire company.

But he wants money, he has a salary.

Hamsters are not of the same family, so they don't need to be raised as cubs, and they aren't Pei Qi, so they don't need a penny.

Yay, free hard work!Good job, lighten Pei Qi's burden from now on!

Don't bother Pei Qi with the chores of getting takeout from now on, hamster, you can do it!

The hamster is also very happy.

Embracing the demon king's thigh, the future is bright and magnanimous!There is nothing better, wow, the rat life is also consummated!

It's just that it's not very satisfactory.

Doudou glanced at Pei Qi, flattened his mouth, and said bluntly: "But how can human beings deserve to follow Lord Demon King?"

Oh wow.

This hit the boss's thunder point.

The original expression of the boss was "Well, I want to have a universal tool and I will be happy."

As soon as the hamster said this, the boss' face became stinky.

The boss's whole "fuck you" expression.

He said lightly: "Not following me. He didn't follow me."

What is to follow? People with flat-headed mustaches are called to follow.Pei Qi did not!

Also say he is not worthy?

Very well, now you are unworthy.

The boss is going to sit the hamster into a hamster pancake.

The hamster was frightened.

Just said it well!What's going on here? !Is it possible that the achievement is for this human being? !

Why!Shemales are not in harmony with each other! !

No matter what the hamster said, the boss was not moved.The boss wanted to give the hamster cake to Pei Qi.

The crux of the problem is that the boss is not moved now, but Pei Qi's heart is starting to explode with invincibility! !

Do odd jobs!coolie!hacker!Technical staff!

for free! 24 hours on duty!

What a fairy hamster!

Pei Qi was pitiful, and tugged on Huzi's sleeve: "I'm tired too, boss. I want it to make coffee for me."

Please sympathize with the social animals. The operation of the entire company is entirely on me. Ordinary humans are really tired.

Get a little monster!

Boss: "...Yes."

The two of them stared at the hamster together, and the hamster jumped off the Coke cup and shrank behind it.

Pei Qi: "Stay!"

Of course the boss agrees.But first, I threw the hamster into the mustache bedroom, put it in confinement, and get rid of the evil spirits!

What a guy, he actually contradicted the boss's wife... The good employee who contradicted the boss doesn't want to live anymore!

Seeing the boss's behavior, Pei Qi laughed and said, "He's protecting me."

After laughing, this social animal actually gave birth to a ray of loneliness.

He opened his mouth softly and admitted: "But what he said is correct... Your world is magnificent and strange. I am always an outsider, and I can't get into it."

The circles are different, so there is no need to force them together.

Eh... woo.

Pei Qi lowered his eyes, hiding the look of loneliness on his face.

Boss: "...puchi."

This tiger is laughing like a dog.

Pei Qi couldn't laugh or cry: "...!! You're still laughing! You were so nice to me just now, but you've been laughing all the time now, and you haven't stopped!!"

The author has something to say: three shifts.

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