Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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And you wake up!

Is this what you can say!Are you some kind of rebellious cub who unmasks the boss!

You were obviously an honest and responsible social animal worker before, but you were also assimilated by us, dear? !

Since I got to know the sand sculpture Ji Qingye, there are more and more sand sculptures around me.

……very nice!

Now that the video is set, it's time to start preparing it for release.

In fact, Pei Qi couldn't say what the playback volume of Guangzi's video would be this time. After all, there were only four videos posted before.

Although posting four videos, there are not no bloggers who can accumulate thousands of followers and nearly [-] followers.There are too many video sites, and "Little Dog, Cat and Little Pig" is not a Ziwei star.

But after all, it was Pei Qi's first time running an account by himself, and he was the only one working in this company, so of course he wanted to do his job well.

Pei Qi still hesitated.

But the boss doesn't care!

He really wanted to make money, but this attitude of wanting to make money was based on the idea of ​​"since there is money delivered to your door, why don't you not? If you don't make this money, you're losing money".

The boss is actually not short of money.Don't expect Pei Qi to make money to maintain the company's operations.

He's just stingy, he's just a pure stingy spirit.

The elder brother should raise the younger brother, this is the spirit of humanism, a humanitarian transaction.

But monsters don't pay much attention to this.

When the flat-headed cub was just picked up, the boss even forgot to feed it, and the mustache slept on the boss's things, and the boss directly cheated the mustache for hundreds of years of part-time work.

Take a look, take a look, do you think the boss is the kind of "ah, I want to dedicate myself to you" kind of big brother?

He can take the responsibility of protecting the integrity of the younger brother, he is a great big monster!What bike do you want?

Since such a boss, and such a company!

Pei Qi didn't have any performance pressure, KPI or anything, so relax.

So comforting himself, Pei Qi borrowed the confidence of the boss and sent the video directly.

The four videos posted before were actually on the hot list.

There was even a video that was reposted by a big blogger, attracting more fans.

But in any case, the video is not out of the circle.

The so-called "out of the circle" is to bring this enthusiasm to a person who has never paid attention to this field.

And this time they did.Take the gold master's father and go out of the circle together.

Netizen comments and messages also doubled.

【Mom, I'm watching cats fight!In addition to being cute, it is very beautiful, isn't it!Love love love! ! 】

[I died laughing tm, the oatmeal scuffle, are you sure the blogger took the photo and not the professional photographer on the oatmeal side?The oatmeal for others looks so good, it’s ten times better than your cat! 】

[Oh sorry, it may also be because your cat is so ugly.Hahahaha sorry! ! 】

[I'm sorry, you've been laughing all the time and you haven't stopped! ! 】

Out of the circle, what did you rely on to get out of the circle?

It sounds a little outrageous, but it is completely reasonable.

——Emoji pack.

Ah, memes.

In modern human communication and interpersonal relationship, the most indispensable thing is the emoticon package, but the two cats with flat head and mustache have very personal characteristics.

Sorry, it's a cat feature.

Such a cat is too suitable for making emoticons.

And it must not be the kind of cute and cute emoticon package.

That kind of cute emoticon pack, as long as it is a kitten, with a little special effect or text, everything can be done.

And the emoji packs of flat-headed cubs and mustaches must be imposing and mighty.

For example, this emoticon package of the flat-headed cub, "sprinkle your face with cereal".

His eyes were ruthless, and his eyebrows were ferocious!

At the beginning, it was like this text content, but later netizens felt that it was not cruel enough, so they changed the text content to "Praise your face with ashes".

Much more ruthless, very cruel!

Look carefully at the flat-headed cub's expression, this cat must have been in the underworld, otherwise an ordinary cat can't have such an expression!

Beep beep alert danger!

[Too ruthless sister, I will send this emoji to the boss on the day of resignation, I asked for leave to go to funerals, and he actually told me that it was useless not to add trouble to the company, outrageous!I have to vent my anger when I resign! 】

[The emoji pack is so easy to use, who said cat eyes can't kill people! 】

[Especially this cat is very greasy, and has the appearance and style of a middle-aged man.With this kind of emoji and text, the gangster came to your house to collect rent! ! 】

When the popularity of flat-headed cubs on the Internet continued to rise, the little cat Ben Mi was rolling on the floor in the company.

The flat-headed cub felt a little uncomfortable.He felt that the inside of his body was hot and restless, and he felt itchy everywhere.

I can't wait to take off this fur and go to the hot air blowing in front of the air conditioner.

It told the boss about this situation, and the boss looked at it and thought it was not in estrus, and said he didn't know it at all.

The flat-headed cub had no choice but to ask Pei Qi for an electric fan.Air conditioner plus fan, quadruple the coolness!

Pei Qi thinks he got angry from eating cat food recently?

He had told the flat-headed cub before, not to eat so much cat food, but it just ate so much.

And last time, the brand's father thought it was a waste of food. What is the waste?

Whether it fell on the table or on the ground, the flat-headed cubs ate up all of them.

Flat-headed cub: Fragrant!

After all, it is not a real kitten. It can’t eat messy things in front of people. It can only eat cat food, cat canned cat snacks, can’t it eat behind people?

Is it more than just a cereal thing?He eats everything!

The flat-headed cub tossed and turned on the ground.

It is indeed uncomfortable, the kind of unspeakable discomfort.The air conditioner and fan didn't work.

It felt like a fire was burning inside the furry little body, but it wasn't painful, so to speak.

It's just restlessness, heartburn, and a feeling of itching from the inside out.

I wanted to reach out and scratch my belly, but it wasn't enough.

I don't feel well, and all I can do is eat.

Eat to reduce anxiety!

Since the two kittens were exposed, they refused to eat only cat food, canned cat snacks.

The two of them never eat a lot of human food.According to the boss's intention, let them eat what Pei Qi left.

Why didn't the boss eat the leftovers, because the boss doesn't have leftovers...

Cough, it’s leftovers anyway!

This is normal among monsters. I haven't seen eating among wild beasts. Those who are strong will eat first, and the poor ones who are not strong will eat the rest.It's normal!

But Pei Qi had no strength.

It doesn't matter on the mustache side!After all, Pei Qi is its wife (bushi.

The flat-headed cub was not very willing, he chirped.

Why?You are not big brother!You are not strong, you are just a weak human being!

Why eat your leftovers!

...? ?As if Pei Qi is willing? ?

Pei Qi also felt very ashamed, why let the little cat eat leftovers!

The flat-headed boy has no leftovers to eat, and he doesn't eat leftovers. Today's flat-headed boy is really arrogant.

Go straight into the boss's double-door refrigerator, and eat like crazy in it.

Eat up all the boss's food reserves!

Where is the boss?I slipped out and didn't know why I went there.

Where's Pei Qi?He went to the convenience store downstairs of the office building to eat popsicles and fish. Office workers should have some time to fish!

So I didn't know that the flat-headed cubs blew when they ate them.

When he came back, Pei Qi was in a daze.The boss is not at home, Pei Qi is not at home, the flat-headed cub dominates and eats the world.

There was only a mess in the refrigerator, and Pei Qi stood there, doubting life.

A whole refrigerator, everything in a whole double-door refrigerator, was eaten by the flat-headed cubs.

What kind of bloodline is this mixed oriental bloodline of the flat-headed cub? ?

Pei Qi never understood.

He knew that the mustache was mixed with the blood of the Western Dragon.

This point is actually not difficult to guess, because the character mustache is simply an obsessive attitude towards Liang Jingjing, and this natural characteristic is more obvious in Xixilong.

But what kind of cat is the flat-headed cub mixed with?And it's of oriental blood?

Pei Qi took a closer look at the flat-headed cub, although he was not feeling well, but he still wanted to plunge into the refrigerator.

He hesitated for a while, and finally expressed his conjecture: "...it can't be Taotie."

Taotie, an oriental beast, is an animal in mythology.

It is also comparable to what the boss said before "you can even snatch the inheritance power of Dongfang Longzi".

Because in many legends, Taotie is said to be the son of a dragon, but it is not.

With strength, it is not a dragon son, but it can snatch the power inheritance of a dragon son.Looking at it this way, it is gluttonous.

The flat-headed cub heard it, acquiesced directly, and continued to drill hard into the mess of the refrigerator.

Pei Qi: ... Really? ?

He couldn't figure it out, how could a bloodline be more expensive than a bloodline?

And these two cats are not the little monster that the boss said "Because the blood of the ancestors is more precious, they were ruthlessly suppressed by the heavens and became the more precious giant pandas in modern times".

The bloodlines of Taotie and Western Dragon are not enough to be ruthlessly suppressed by the Heavenly Dao to become a more expensive little monster?

They can only live in peace and be innocent kittens.

So what kind of blood is considered precious in Tiandao?How precious is the bloodline of that giant panda's ancestor?

And, look at these two kittens.

One is Western Dragon and the other is Taotie.

...Why is the boss himself a Siberian tiger?

Boss, you are a little too down-to-earth!

Or you, the Siberian tiger, he is not a serious Siberian tiger...

Pei Qi couldn't figure it out. He felt that after stepping into the world of monsters, his little head was full of question marks every day.

So the question now is, how should Taotie cure the disease?

After the boss came back, I asked the boss, but the boss actually had nothing to do.

Although there was no way to do it, it didn't stop the boss from beating up the flat-headed cub.

eat!Let you eat!

Come and eat my father's beating! !

The boss said he didn't know, but he really didn't know.

The boss has never encountered such a situation!

However, although the boss doesn't know how to alleviate the flat-headed cub's situation, he still has some guesses about the reason.

While pulling the hair of the flat-headed cub, the boss said that the love value brought by the emoji out of the circle is too much.

The current situation is that the flat-headed cub may soon turn into a human form.

Pei Qi, an ordinary human being, posed a fatal question to the big monster, the boss, at the moment when the little monster was about to transform into a human form.

"...What about the ID card, household registration book, medical insurance card, social security, bank card, mobile phone number, Alipay, WeChat social account etc. after it becomes a human being?"

Pei Qi asked with difficulty: "Do you monsters have a supporting office system?"

The boss stopped beating the flat-headed cub, held the cat by the back of the neck, and fell into deep thought.