Poke the sand sculpture cat's nest

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Boss, you seem a little arrogant.

This is not your avatar!Why are you so arrogant!You are so innocent?

ah?You are obviously a big monster!

When the word "love" is mentioned, are you so arrogant?

You can't do this!Great monster of the new era, just say what you want!

You see, your mouth is too upright, and you don't seem to think that love is a sticky and bad thing. You obviously like it very much!

And if you can't even accept the love of a mustache, then what kind of monster are you!

Pei Qi hugged the mustache in his arms, and the mustache rubbed against him vigorously, with an idiot look on his face.

Pei Qi held the claws of the mustache and greeted the boss: "It just loves you, boss."

Accept this reality, there is love between monsters!Come and accept the magic wand of love!

The boss is expressionless.

Looking at the cute cats and cats, Renren ruthlessly told the truth.

"...Do you know what's going on in its little brain? Does it want you to be its human being? The kind that drags you into the den and doesn't let you go out."

The boss's voice was already low, but it was deliberately low and scary. At first glance, it sounded a bit cold like a snake.

Pei Qi was taken aback, his hands shook, and he almost missed the cat.

ha?Clam? !

What kind of plot is this?

He looked at the mustache suspiciously.

Isn't it a cute pet plot?Why did she suddenly become passionate!My old swan, it doesn't mean what I think it means, it doesn't mean the kind of sexiness I think it does!

Boss, watch your words!Don't take the kitty away!

The character mustache wasn't taken badly, it was a bad mixed western chinchilla.

It faced Pei Qi, and the cat spoke in a milky voice.

"That's right. I called Mom and Dad just to make you happy! In my heart, I regard you as my wife!"

Pei Qi: ...? ?

The boss booed there: "Oh, you said love."

"Now I love you, accept it quickly. The company will pay you four or fifty cents for the license."

... The stingy boss paid four and five yuan for nothing, and he really sincerely wished them together.

Pei Qi knew more and more about the character of the boss of Sand Sculpture.

What about mustache?Pei Qi put the cat on the sofa with a complicated expression, squatted down halfway, and faced the cat face to face.

Very good, you treat me as your wife, and I treat my boss as my wife.

Where are we, wife's den?

There must be a degree of outrageousness, here it is enough for me to treat the boss as my wife!Don't come in and make trouble!

The mustache of the mustache is branched, and the white hair on the face is smooth.

Although the small face looks ugly, it feels good in the hand.

Pei Qi couldn't help touching it: "How could you have such an idea? You're just a little monster."

Why are you so precocious!

The boss on the side sneered.

"Yes, I don't know how many hundreds or thousands of little monsters are, they are really small enough."

Pei Qi continued to ask nonsense: "So why do you think so?"

Beard Beard is not straightforward but also strong: "Because I like you, you are mine."

There is no connection between before and after.Pei Qi didn't even know how he came to this conclusion, but this was the thinking of monsters.

Pei Qi wanted to correct it, but the mustache cried childishly: "It's my wife! It's my wife! It's my wife! It's mine! What's mine is mine!!"

While crying, the four jiojio kicked around.

Ah, friend, have you ever seen a cat cry, have you ever seen a cat howl?

You must see him in your lifetime.

Pei Qi was really troubled by his feelings for the little cat, and looked at the boss for help.

The boss has such a bad temper, he doesn't really want to rescue him, but he really wants to watch the fun and smash Pei Qi's worldview.

So he slowly opened his mouth, facing his peerless beauty, deliberately slapped the mustache: "How about me?"

The sloppy character regained his energy: "Okay!!!"

Boss: "What about him?" He pointed at Pei Qi.

The mustache only stares at the beauty of the boss without blinking his eyes. When it is rare that he can suck the boss openly, of course he wants to suck enough! !

So it was ruthless: "Who is he?"

Pei Qi: ...? ?

Didn't you just call me wife!

The boss explained slowly: "Do you think it likes you? No, it's just that there are only a few choices in the company. I'm so strong, it doesn't dare; the flat-headed cub is too ugly, it doesn't like you, so it chooses you."

"If there is a better choice, I will abandon you immediately. This is the feeling of monsters."

The boss smiled, took a breath, and asked, "Do you call this love?"

Can this kind of possessiveness like chasing resources like a joke give birth to true love?

Mentioning this word, I feel that I am profane and disgusting.

Pei Qi stared at the boss, always feeling that the boss had a disillusioned look on his face.

No wonder he's an old virgin, with such an attitude on his face, it's a ghost if he can find love.

After all, Pei Qi is just a social animal with good looks, not a boy with a brain in love.

Otherwise, looking at the calm and calm look of the boss with a bit of loneliness at the moment, he should really pounce on him and let this innocent old monster experience what love is.

The boss took the mustache away.

Pei Qi stayed there, feeling emotionally with the grim-looking flat-headed cub.

"Hey, I don't understand what you monsters are thinking."

The flat-headed cub didn't say anything.Pei Qi sighed again: "But beauties don't fall in love! It's a waste of resources!"

He was helpless.

Ahhh, such a big beauty has such an attitude towards feelings, can't he be happy and let go of his heart to fall in love and benefit mankind!

Talk more about love, Ji Qingye!Beauty is a scarce resource!

Pei Qi's onlookers roared inwardly.

The boss threw the mustache back to his room, and came back to tell Pei Qi about the panda.

Hey, you say it's strange, the boss ran all over the country, but he couldn't find the panda.

But the boss is also very sure that when the Kunlun Mountains quaked, a little monster with noble blood from the ancestors did come out, and was ruthlessly suppressed by Heaven and became a wild panda.

They were also picked up by the Panda Base.How did it disappear? ?

The boss didn't want to understand.

But having said that, Ji Qingye really didn't try his best to find it.

In fact, he just searched roughly.Perfunctory and lazy.

Anyway, he felt that he was in love.He is a cat clan, and he only needs to take care of two kittens with a mustache and a flathead.

Pandas can't be said to belong to the cat family, so he, a big monster, should take care of them, right?

He still has time to eat!

So although Pei Qi tried his best to find it, he didn't have the strength; the capable boss didn't want to bother, so the matter was put on hold.

However, it wasn't long before this matter turned around and hit their lair in a spiral manner, and it came to them in a hurry, which was outrageous.

This is a later story, let's not mention it for the time being.

It only said that Pei Qi had just finished recording a new video and was editing it when the boss wandered over again.

Because the last video was popular, and the effect was very good, plus it was reposted by a big blogger, which attracted a lot of followers.

Seeing that the number of followers on the account was approaching 5000, the boss was very excited.

He accepts the modern society quickly enough, and has recently begun to absorb various marketing methods.

There will be 5000 followers soon, and he told Pei Qi that there will be a lottery.

Okay, lottery, it's a common way to fix fans.What do you smoke?

Fluff ball.A ball of cat fur.

Pei Qi's fingers on the mechanical keyboard were stiff.

Pei Qi:? ?boss!You are so rich!What are you doing!

The boss refused to admit that it was because he was stingy, and he said it had a deep meaning!

There he was wow: "It's a fur ball that means blessing! Talia's cat fur ball will bring good luck!"

The boss was still a little puzzled.

"Isn't this the favorite of human beings? It's full of European spirit. From now on, they will draw all SSR cards! Retweet and win the lottery! Don't humans like it?"

Pei Qi: ...I knew he was stingy but I was actually moved!

Pei Qi finally struggled a bit: "It's too monotonous to only smoke cow cats, why not smoke orange cats."

Orange cat?Where is the orange cat?

The boss, the orange cat, Ji Qingye, hesitated for a moment, but didn't agree: "Big monsters don't shed their hair."

Pei Qi was expressionless: "Take it hard."

The boss is a sand sculpture with a clear mind, and he is also narcissistic.He felt that giving his plush to humans would bring blessings, and he was also a little proud.

He pondered for a while, and sneaked back to his bedroom.

...It is estimated that it is to pluck the hair.

Pei Qi continued to edit the video for a while, and then posted a lottery notification in the feed.

Fans said that they have never seen such a strange lottery draw.

[Unscrupulous bloggers squeeze kittens! 】

[People without cats ask, what color is the fur of a cow cat?Mixed black and white, gray? ! 】

[Give me the mustache ball!I want to make a pendant and hang it on the bag! 】

After Pei Qi handed out the lottery, seeing that the boss didn't come out, the happiest time of working as a worker began.

Paid fishing.Cool! !

Swipe Douban, browse the forum, watch videos and complain about the boss with your friends, you will be very happy!

I haven't been happy working as a worker for a while, but I also saw work-related content on the Douban forum.

That's right, Douban and forums have started to post "Puppy, Cat and Piggy"!

It is the treasure blogger and treasure kitty of sand sculpture netizen Amway!

The kittens are ugly, but they are happy to the naked eye, and they are well-raised, shiny and smooth.

It can be seen that the blogger is super attentive.

It can be seen that the blogger really likes kittens!

The blogger who played with the mustache in the netizen's video was Pei Qi himself, and he was called the farm manager.

This guy's account name has seven characters, "Puppy, Cat and Little Pig". It's a dog, a cat, a pig, and a meme. It must be from a farm!

In the video of this farm, you can't really tell whether the background is a company or a family.

Let's say it's home, it's a bit too big.At least a villa.

Let’s say it’s a company, this Nima table can play billiards, and the tea room can have picnics, which company is so proud.

Although the background is unclear, both the cat and the blogger are cute!

Seeing a lot of boasting, Pei Qi, who was surfing the Internet, was having fun there.

...The flat-headed cub also started to sulk today.

The flat-headed cub has never made his debut, and he's so overwhelmed by the kid!

It didn't know that Pei Qi had actually been filming videos of flat-headed cubs for several days.It's been photographed secretly all the time.

...No way, if you shoot straight and aboveboard, the flat-headed cub will always show a greasy and weird picture.

Either "I am the king of the world" or "Hey beauty are you in love with me".

Very broken!Both cats and people are devastated!

But if you shoot secretly and don't ask the flat-headed cub to behave too greasy in front of the camera, you will find that the flat-headed cub is not such a superficial kitten.

It's a tsundere kitten.

Gluttonous, loves to play, full of curiosity, and loves to be clean.

It has the nature of a cat. Compared with the mustache, it is a pure kitten, not a dog.

Just eat more.

A few days later, when the new video was pushed, Pei Qi posted two videos a day.

A video of a dog with a foot on its side consolidates the popularity of the mustache.

The other one directly sent the flat-headed cubs to debut.

Fans flocked and were stunned to see two high-quality videos updated a day.

[This is too updateable!What's wrong with you, field manager!Are you going to run away with the curly cat? So hard! 】

【Wow?Is there a new art cat coming to the farm? !Oh oh oh let me see what an ugly cat it is qwq]

[The pigs in the production team didn't work that hard either!Or is it because the pigs of the production team are photographed, so there is such an efficiency hahahaha~]

The flat-headed cub knew that he had made his debut, and he was waiting for feedback, and he became anxious when he saw it.

Forget about pigs, they are actually pigs in the production team!

Excessive!Didn't you even give me the word "Mi"?Just a pig, right?

After all, it was a half-breed kitten, not a half-breed pig!

However, as the video spread, the flat-headed cub said viciously...it smells so good.

Mom, I'm getting stronger! !

If you can become stronger like this every day, what's wrong with being a pig! !