There's always someone who thinks about my vests and they're fighting

New world, handsome pirates.

The news bird flew over the pirate ship, took the Bailey prepared by the crew, and dropped a newspaper.

The crew who took the newspaper quickly looked up the news in the newspaper, preparing to find out the news page of their own captain according to the usual practice, and then read it aloud, and then asked the officer to comment.

Another calm day.

Ke Xingzhi, the second officer of the handsome pirates, was at the bow of the ship, blowing the sea breeze, with a calm expression and a calm expression, which seemed to see through the world of mortals and detached from the world.

During this period of time, Ke Xingzhi has been floating in the sea with the handsome pirates, without any special encounters, but he has actually gone through a rough mental journey.

Cavendish is really a strange person.

Ke Xingzhi dares to say that when it comes to the degree of narcissism, if Cavendish is ranked second, then no one dares to be number one.

At the moment when the crew member holding the newspaper was about to speak, Ke Xingzhi could almost foresee what was about to happen.

This is not the first time.

three, two, one...

Ke Xingzhi silently counted down in his heart.

"Wait a minute!" Cavendish suddenly made a pause gesture to the crew member holding the newspaper.

as predicted.

Ke Xingzhi no longer needed to look at Cavendish to guess what the other party was going to do, but he still turned his gaze to the other party.

After all, judging from how much Cavendish cares about the incident of "becoming the center of people's attention", if Ke Xingzhi doesn't give him the attention he deserves at the right time, he will definitely be pestered by him relentlessly Then ask why.

Ke Xingzhi really didn't want to answer such strange questions as "Why don't you look at me? Could it be that my handsome appearance can no longer attract your attention?" Of course, he didn't want to deal with Cavendish's resentful expression.

When Cavendish's sparkling blue eyes suddenly dimmed, and he looked at Ke Xingzhi full of resentment and sorrow, the other crew members would show condemning eyes in due course.

At this time, Ke Xingzhi would always feel as if he had become a scumbag who abandoned their captain in full view.

However, with the conscience of heaven and earth, he just missed Cavendish.

Ke Xingzhi felt that he was innocent.

Is Cavendish a delicate flower that will wither if it is not paid attention to?Or is it a domineering domestic cat that occupies the owner's gaze, stretches out the pads to ask for attention once the owner's sight is gone, and can't help stretching out its claws if it is ignored?

Ke Xingzhi thought about some strange things aimlessly, and his eyes drifted unconsciously.

...Ah, this is a damn vivid image.

It feels even more impossible to look directly at Cavendish.

...It's not good, stop imagining quickly, and reject cat sculptures.

To be honest, Ke Xingzhi felt that his acting skills had been honed by the Handsome Pirates—especially under the unreasonable troublemaking of a certain narcissist.

After all, if it was the former Ke Xingzhi, he should have silently turned the wheelchair and his toes were on the ground at this time, but now he can look at Cavendish with a strong desire to survive, showing a mixture of anticipation, appreciation and passion. A look of admiration.

Life really changes a person beyond recognition.

Ke Xingzhi sighed melancholy in his heart.

To be honest, at first, Ke Xingzhi felt awkward because Cavendish’s voice resembled Fyodor’s. Occasionally, he would unconsciously get dazed when he heard Cavendish’s voice, thinking of the relationship between Fyodor and Kavendish. In the picture of Wendish's behavior being synchronized, his expression gradually distorted. However, with the passage of time, Ke Xingzhi was able to completely distinguish the very similar voices of Cavendish and Fyodor.

No way, after all, Fyodor is not Dazai Osamu's kind of strange man who "will never be OOC no matter what he does". The shape of Cavendish...

... No, it is impossible, even if the world is destroyed, it is absolutely impossible!

It is absolutely impossible for a mouse to turn into a cat!

Ke Xingzhi firmly believed in this, so he gradually distinguished the difference in the pronunciation habits of Cavendish and Fyodor, and would never confuse the voices of these two people again.

At this moment, Ke Xingzhi watched Cavendish quietly, as if admiring a flower blooming on a branch, no one could guess what Ke Xingzhi was thinking.

If Cavendish didn't have this face with a beauty filter, or didn't have the strength of a pirate supernova, he would definitely not be able to live now with his cat temper, right?

Ke Xingzhi felt extremely sad.

I saw Cavendish took out a small mirror from his arms, carefully straightened the golden curly hair hanging on his shoulders in front of the mirror, and then found a fresh red rose from nowhere, and held it to his mouth. His pair of eyes were as blue as the sea. There was an extremely shining light in the black eyes, and it seemed that a girlish pink filter had been added to his whole body.

... Here it is again, this kind of strange idol drama has a sense of sight.

Ke Xingzhi was not surprised, and complained routinely in his heart.

So, how could he not suspect that Cavendish is actually a filter man who ate the fruit of the filter?

If there is a filter fruit in this world, it must be as unreasonable as the legendary Shanks' face fruit, right?

Ke Xingzhi's thoughts drifted away, and he raised his hands with a smile, ready to applaud Cavendish.

Sure enough, Cavendish took a quick glance at Ke Xingzhi, and then nodded with satisfaction: "Very good! It's now! Read out loud the gorgeous page that belongs to Master Ben in the newspaper!"

...Although, how did Cavendish manage to speak unambiguously and clearly even with a rose in his mouth?

Ke Xingzhi fell into deep thought.

"But, but the captain..." The expression of the crew member holding the newspaper suddenly changed, and he hesitated, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say it.

Cavendish had already set up a pose to welcome the applause and cheers, but the younger brother started to lose the chain, and when his momentum dropped, he couldn't help feeling a little depressed: "Say!"

"...There is no page for you in the newspaper today!" The crew member in charge of reading the newspaper finally said, with an expression on his face as if he was about to cry: It's over, the captain will definitely lose his temper, why? what to do...

The crew members' eyes for help quickly fell on Ke Xingzhi.

Mate, help——

The crew wailed silently with their eyes.

Ke Xingzhi helplessly reached out to the crew member holding the newspaper: "Give it to me."

The crew heaved a sigh of relief, and held the newspaper in both hands respectfully and handed it to Ke Xingzhi as if they were being rescued.

Ke Xingzhi's eyes paused suspiciously on the enlarged photo on the front page, and then quickly flipped through the newspaper: "Eh? Really not..."

pat--

Cavendish opened his mouth with a dull expression, and the red rose in his mouth fell to the ground, and his whole body seemed to lose color.

Following the falling red rose, Cavendish fell to his knees with a plop, his expression gradually darkened, his blond hair was calm and automatic, and he seemed to be stimulated to switch personalities at any time.

"...Yes, it's Kamaitachi!"

"Oops!"

"Is the captain's sub-personality - 'Rommel's Weasel' coming out?!"

Several crew members hugged each other and shivered.

Ke Xingzhi couldn't help but support his forehead: "Don't let the weasel come out in broad daylight, it's very troublesome to break the boat on the sea..."

"Unexpectedly, unexpectedly..." Cavendish was immersed in his own world, his expression gradually became gloomy, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, hate..."

"Listen to me..." Ke Xingzhi smiled and spit out a word that Cavendish wanted to hear from him all the time, but every time he found an excuse to avoid it, "... ...boat, long, big, people!"

Cavendish's ears moved, and he instantly cheered up. He jumped on the spot, quickly smoothed the wrinkles on his clothes, put one hand on his hips, raised his head and laughed: "Did you hear that? The mate called me the captain." ! Hahahahahaha... I knew the mate had recognized me a long time ago! Don't worship me too much!"

... Now take back what I said before, let Cavendish release the weasel, is it too late for everyone to die together?

...Oh, it's too late.

Ke Xingzhi conducted a deep self-reflection on his hasty words and deeds.

If the system had a way for him to communicate with his past self, Ke Xingzhi would definitely not hesitate to send a "tall building, window, run away" emoji to himself who landed on this ship that night to enjoy the night view leisurely.

Cavendish is absolutely toxic.

Ke Xingzhi waved at Cavendish with a delicate mood of "you mess with my mentality, and I want to mess with your mentality too", and said in a kind tone, "Come here, Master Captain—"

Huh?Murderous!

Not only did Cavendish not go there, but he also cautiously moved a few steps away from Ke Xingzhi: "It's good that my young master is here, it's quite cool here..."

"Don't play dumb, Master Captain, it will make you look not gorgeous at all." Ke Xingzhi said earnestly.

"Who dares to say that this young master is not gorgeous at all?!" Cavendish immediately jumped up, like a big cat with blown fur, meowing and retorting loudly, "Not even my mate! "

"Okay, don't be angry, my captain is of course the most gorgeous, otherwise why would he be called a 'gorgeous supernova'? You..." Ke Xingzhi habitually smoothed the big cat's fur, and suddenly realized Not right.

...Wait, didn't I want to mess with his mentality?Why did you start smoothing your hair again?

Ke Xingzhi pondered for a moment, pondered for a while, and came to a strange conclusion: cats are creatures, and they are indeed terrifying.

Cavendish didn't know when he came to Ke Xingzhi's side, looking forward to it: "Is there anything else? Hurry up and continue, the ship's officer..."

Sure enough, there is no self-consciousness at all, cats are creatures.

Do you think I'll let you go just because you're cute?Oh, naive.

Ke Xingzhi smiled and handed the newspaper to Cavendish, tapped the enlarged photo on the front page of the newspaper with his fingertips, and kindly reminded: "This newcomer seems to be very gorgeous, be careful of the position of 'Gorgeous Supernova' It was snatched away, Master Captain~"

"What, what?!"

Like a bolt from the blue, Cavendish gripped the newspaper tightly: "Isn't it enough for this guy to snatch the headlines of this young master? He actually... actually got the praise that should belong to me?! 'Magic Clown' Gogo Li, is this the guy? I must kill him—”

Go ahead.

Anyway, clowns don't die.

Ke Xingzhi showed a meaningful smile.

You gave me mental torture, and my vest took away the headlines you care about most.

This is probably retribution.

Ke Xingzhi said he was in a happy mood.